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- >Day Inception in Equestria
- >You open your eyes and jolt up from your bed screaming
- >What a horrible nightmare
- >It was really fucked up!
- >You sit there to calm yourself and catch your breath
- >There is a knock at the front door
- >You open it up and you meet the mailmare
- >Derpy, Holding a package against her waist
- >"Hello, Mister Anon. Can you sign here for you package, please?"
- Of course, Miss Derpy.
- >She has been kind to you after your first week in Equestria
- >Before that, she was scared of you
- >You reach for the box but Derpy yanks it away
- >"Um...can you open it first? I'd like you to see it."
- >She got this for you?
- >That's awfully kind of her
- >Maybe it's an apology gift for fearing you for your first week here
- >You open the top and you stare inside with panic
- >You back away in disgust and she still hovers there with a smile
- >"It's a dick in a box~"
- >Oh God! Not this!
- >As she starts singing, Fluttershy and Octavia jump out of nowhere
- >Having a box of their own attached to their waists
- >As they finish another verse, They pounce at you
- >You cover your head and scream
- >You open your eyes and jolt up from your bed screaming
- >What a horrible nightmare
- >It was really fucked up!
- >You sit there to calm yourself and catch your breath
- >There is a knock at the front door...
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