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- GoldenTouch cracks his hooves and in a dramatic voice "I....I am but the owner of a simple spa, a masseuse if you will"
- Mary_ONette lays her head next to Hesi's once more sighing
- Hesitating_Heart smiles towards Mary. "Hey."
- DestinyBlue nods. "wow, that sounds like a fun job! whats it like?" he says, taking a hefty swig of his drink
- GoldenTouch grins
- GoldenTouch "Well the first thing I do is..."
- GoldenTouch is now the lonely island
- DestinyBlue [do it filly!]
- GoldenTouch "GIVE MASSAGES" *like a boss*
- Mary_ONette "I got angry."
- GoldenTouch "FILL UP HOTTUBS" *like a boss*
- Mary_ONette "again."
- Swift_Justice [My sides, Golden ;_;]
- GoldenTouch "SMACK SOME BORIS'S" *like a boss*
- DestinyBlue [i have the song playing now, so hurrah, you are awesome]
- GoldenTouch "RUB SOME FLANKS" *like a boss*
- DestinyBlue listens intently, clearly enjoying this new way of explaining his profession
- GoldenTouch "USE SOME SCENTS" *like a boss*
- GoldenTouch "BUY A CROSSBOW" *like a boss*
- GoldenTouch "IN MY MOUTH...aww man, can't fucking do it shiet...." *like a boss*
- GoldenTouch "JUMP INTO THE OCEAN" *like a boss*
- GoldenTouch "FUCK A SEA PONY" *like a boss*]
- Weathervane passes a concerned look to Arrant, biting her lip to keep herself from saying anything and
- allowing him his peace. She turns her focus away as she chuckles from overhearing Golden.
- GoldenTouch crosses his arms and nods "Average day for me"
- DestinyBlue 's mouth drops, clearly buying this as facts
- Chinook [more liek an ex naval captain]
- GoldenTouch [hue]
- GoldenTouch "I'm the masseuse"
- Chinook [The masseuse is in the hoose!]
- Swift_Justice [I can't contain my sides ;_;]
- Chinook [Drinkin' juice]
- DestinyBlue [fuck my sides!]
- Arrant slams his head down on the table, and, in utter defeat, begins to sob silently to himself.
- DestinyBlue nods. ".... c...can i come visit sometime? that sounds.... sounds... EPIC!" he says, his face lit
- up with excitement
- GoldenTouch is pretty much a badass "Of course you can"
- Arrant_ [dc'd]
- Chinook [marvel'd]
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