Program to determine whether relationship is worth pursuing

        // Is the relationship worth pursuing? True/false question.
        public bool CheckIfRelationshipIsWorthPursuing(string NameOfSignificantOther,
            bool WillingToMakeSacrificesForYou,
            bool DoesntLoveMoney,
            bool WantsToMakeYouHappy,
            bool WantsKids,
            bool OffersKidTrade,
            bool TalksToYourFamily,
            bool CantWaitToLeaveChina,
            bool ObeysParentsNoMatterWhat)
        {
            if ((NameOfSignificantOther.Length >= 4 && NameOfSignificantOther != "Hand") &&
                WillingToMakeSacrificesForYou &&
                DoesntLoveMoney &&
                WantsToMakeYouHappy &&
                WantsKids &&
                !OffersKidTrade &&
                TalksToYourFamily &&
                !CantWaitToLeaveChina &&
                !ObeysParentsNoMatterWhat)
            { return true; }
            else { return false; }
        }
        public void TestPartner(object sender, EventArgs e)
        {
            // Replace the bool values here with what is true or false about your current relationship
            bool GetMarried = CheckIfRelationshipIsWorthPursuing("SpouseName", true, true, true, true, false, true, false, false);
            if (!GetMarried)
            {
                DialogResult dr = MessageBox.Show("This program has detected a bad match for you. Continue dating Chinese women?", "Oh noes!", MessageBoxButtons.AbortRetryIgnore, MessageBoxIcon.Question);
                switch (dr)
                {
                    case DialogResult.Abort: { MessageBox.Show("This might hurt, but you're better off this way. Wise choice. \n\n*fist bump*", "Wise choice", MessageBoxButtons.OK, MessageBoxIcon.Hand); } break;
                    case DialogResult.Retry: { MessageBox.Show("You got burned. You want to try this Chinese, cross-cultural, dating thing again? Your choice.\n\n At least you got rid of that crazy ex.", "Semi-wise choice", MessageBoxButtons.OK, MessageBoxIcon.Warning); } break;
                    case DialogResult.Ignore: { WipeBankAccount(/* your account number */ 65535, /* 1 million and one dorrahs */ 1000000, /* you do not expect anything, right? */ true); } break;
                }
            }
            else
            {
                MessageBox.Show("Congratulations on finding a rare partner.", "You're both awelsome!", MessageBoxButtons.OK, MessageBoxIcon.Exclamation);
            }
        }
        private void WipeBankAccount(int accountNumber, int amountOfMoney, bool spouseExpectsNothing)
        {
            if (spouseExpectsNothing)
            {
                for (int i = 0; i <= amountOfMoney; i++)
                {
                    TakeMoney(i);
                }
            }
        }
        public void TakeMoney(int dollar)
        {
            MessageBox.Show("EACH DOLLAR STOLEN IS ONE INSTANCE OF BEING SCREWED! I AM NOW TAKING DOLLAR #" + dollar + "! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA CHINESE MONEY WORSHIP STRIKES AGAIN");
        }