greedy dm ranting

Well clear your calander beause we are extremely complex and interesting. We are the toppest group in the cube/hex recognised by ALL top level mods and admins. The group follows and works for The Great Owl God, Zulu. Who flies through the cosmos consuming entire worlds with its enormous beak. We are both his children and his food, but we pray that he shall not consume us everday, disciples of Zulu truly are the world's guardians. Zulu often takes the human form of a beautiful woman and visits followers in their dreams, giving some a look into their future. We are lead by Zulu through Prophets. The first prophet, Phillip the Evil Wizard, and last of The Wizard Kings, was born three thousand years ago in another world! He reigned as king for almost 1000 years before his mysterious death. Before he died though, he tore the flesh from his bones and bound his 1000 year old spellbook with it, filled with spells, peoms, and lessons given to him directly from Zulu. The book, inked in blood, is now the holy book of those that follow Zulu, called, The Diary of Phillip. Some think that with binding his flesh with the book, he also bound a part of his soul. Some also believe the book has made it to our world through dark magic, but is, as of current, lost. After his death Phillip raised to godhood, as a god-footsoldier for Phillip. Phillip's holy fruit is the cabbage! Enemies of Phillip stay away from cabbage because those who do not trust in Phillip will often receive cursed cabbage filled with botflies, so often non-followers will often buy cabbage deceased. Our current prophet is Sir BoBth of Wirland, who leads us into battle and fights the good fight, for the legacy of Phillip, and the spread of Zulu's word. He can be seen leading us against the fight against the evil police and other foul souls. Enemies of Phillip often find themself in a bed full of worms and rats, a sign of what is to come when they arive in hell. Hell is the worst place. Hell is an orgy of pain, thoses that do not follow the tenets of Zulu will have botflies make their nests in the non-believer's eyes, so that they stumble accross hell forever, stepping on hot coals, scabs, and pinecones. Whores and pedofilie will find potatoes growing in their lungs, making it harder and harder to beathe as the potatoes grow larger and will also find bees in their genitals. Infact, bees are everywhere in hell. Bananas are ample in hell, but when you bite into it it turns into a wretched rat, filled with worms. In hell Phillip will be the first to visit you, to skin your flesh, as he doesn't have any of his own. Thats is pretty much what Zulu squad is about, feel free to join we are a wonderful family!