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Neurological Diarrhea made into literary form

Oct 1st, 2017
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  1. One thing about the internet. It drives authorities crazy because they can't control it. They can try, i.e., North Korea, Iran, China, but sooner or later people figure out a way around the restrictions. I especially like how capital can move with the click of a mouse. who is to say what my name is....not the man...nor to woman... what is in a name? is it arm or leg? flesh? blood? just another way to register your person...who is to say i am nameless? is it the mother or the father? when we walk down the street the city stain red.. the time after dark... do we stop to ask such things of people? what is your name? is it love, hate, black or white is a name would soul? no one can take it away from you...the two are thus alike. I got tired of playing Band of Brothers and decided to become an online detective.
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  3. 91796...The Means of Exploration...The opening of the door .
  4. Only when you attain wisdom of the falcon will the hollow thoughts melt away, opening up your true eyes, as sharp and piercing as the edge of an blade.
  5. You will see the world as it is, every hollow person for whom they are, and you will see just how far the rabbit hole goes.
  6. And it seems...
  7. You already see.
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  9. ...somewhere
  10. ...Way up high
  11. ...in the Universe...I am considering isotopic symplectic manifolds
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  13. People will tell you a million reasons why they carry the burdens they do. They carry them up every flight of stairs and down every avenue. They're always stock answers prepared to explain why they can't take that weight away....not to drive...or eat...or sleep...or love. I however, had no answer ...because in all honesty, i could not even remember why i carry around such awful weights on my shoulders in the first place. And not knowing is the heaviest burden of all. This was My Recent insight while humming the Mr. Bean intro in the shower at 4:15 AM
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  16. I don't even understand how someone could be retarded enough to join SOMEONE ELSE'S inter-dimensional cult. Everyone has the same opportunity to make their own infinite-member cult.
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  18. Any scenario with 1+ dimensions, by necessity, means that most people are going to have alternate dimension doppelgangers. There could be an effectively infinite number of you-analogues out there. Take your analogues, work with them, and improve your standing in the inter-dimensional sense. Personally, I've been forcing myself into out-of-body experiences once or twice per week for the past 5 years. In these experiences, I get vivid images of me-analogues in times of great stress (anything from open warfare to being a fry cook for a group of rowdy alien bikers), and the wisdom to guide my analogue to success. In the time since doing so, my own luck has increased 3-fold.
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  22. My chicken pot pie is now done and mom is calling me for supper . I will be back in 20 minutes and let everybody know who killed JFK .I think you killed JFK - I am the son of Sam & mom says I need my meds. Will be back in a few. Need to change the air in my spare tire on my beat up Toyota. You have a clue SIR. my apology to you, BUT...my paranoid shit is still keeping an eye on you . My aluminium hat is still on and WORKS Perfectly. Can you please let us know about the moon landings as well...Faked or not. It was Benny Hill that landed on the moon. Sorry to pee on your pizza , but facts are facts. Can you tell us about the Egyptian Pyramids and their role in Tesla's experiments. Was it Anunnaki or the Plaedians that gave Tesla the blueprints for the coil? Nicola Tesla - Benny Hill - Sammy Davis Junior were distant cousins. It was Sammy Davis junior that taught Benny how to dance on the moon , You need to read the Epics of Gilgamesh for more input. bill cosby deepthroats a banana. RIP Bobby Vinton. He OD'd on OTC's like a scrubber nubber, while wearing nothing but a Fedora and a firemans jacket playing the fiddle on the roof while screaming "look daddy, i'm a farmer! i'm a farmer!!"
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  26. I am only 34 years old and live in my moms basement - playing Warcraft and cleaning the cat litter . I forgot to vote for Obama - sorry. No wait…fuck whats wrong with me. I'm 52 still living in my mom's basement but I don't have to clean cat litter any more... And my mom brings me the sauted ducks penis when its ready so I don't have to move away from the computer or PS3. Just thought you might want to know. What are we supposed to be voting for?? We are supposed to be voting for the human rights of all mankind - and Square Bob Sponge Pants !!! I got mustard on my pajamas and need to go for a little while. I'm a console pleb because my computer STILL sucks ass. It's raining tacos. And just to reiterate, the higher your steam badge level is, the higher you generally are on the autistic spectrum.
  27. I dry-hump Mrs. Claus on Christmas and when im done, I like to peel off my dick spray and put it in a charging cubby.
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  30. The time to join the illuminati is now. Become wealthy and famous in just three days. No distance can stop you from becoming a member. Contact the supreme master through WhatsApp on +1 941-992-9478 or email: moeillumina@gmail.com.
  31. The light you seek is not far from your reach.
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  33. Now i sit here, drinking pickle juice through a straw, questioning whether or not clowns can act racist towards mimes.
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