[FR] The Best Human Contest - Part 2

>You are now Ragey
>Its been seventeen days since you got to this place
>You stood at the back of the crowd of humans and ponies in town square
>You always dreamed of coming here, but not likt this
>Not the Equestria that was in those Goddamn Flutterape threads
>God how you hated them and their 'epic' shit
>Now you were the town fool, the only one who didn't fit in
>Everyone here understood when someone else made a joke that referenced the thread
>And you just stood there like 'what?'
>At the moment, the Mayor and Fluttershy were getting up on the stage set up, and the mayor took up the spot at the podium
>"Good morning everyp0ny! And Everyhuman! Welcome to the Best Human Competition!"
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>"This contest will decide which human is the all around best at everything in town! The winner will win a brand new EPIC house near Golden Oaks Library!"
>EPIC?
>EPIC!
>You scream with frustration at the incompetent ponies, and wave your arms
EPIC? IS that supposed to be funny? Well fuck you, and fuck this contest!
>You leave town square, ranting about the general retartedness of ponies and life in general
>You make your way back to your tiny mud hut on the edge of town, and spend the rest of the day there, broiling in your butthurt
.......
>You are now Driverbang
>You listen intently as Mayor Mare continued on with the rules and regulations afte Ragey's outburst and departure
>"You all will be competing in numerous events. There will be a race, a scavenger hunt where you can have teams or work alone, and the judges will also judge you by what you have contributed to Ponyville since you've gotten here"
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>"Now, we will start with the scavenger hunt since the race track is still being completed. So, gather groups of no more than three, or work by yourself, and register over there with Twilight. Let the festivities begin!"
>Festivities?
>You look around and see stalls selling 'Best Human Contest' t-shirts, along with 'Team (Anon x)' shirts
>Many ponies had on 'Team Driverbang' shirts, which was nice
>As you look around, numerous namefags come up and ask if you want to be on their team for the scavenger hunt
>Apparently you famous-ness for feels still carried weeks later from mute-anon
>A few minutes later, you've formed a group with Jibber and Scrabhunter
>They seemed pretty cool, and they didn't creep you out like tht Fractured Flow guy that had an unhealthy obsession with blood
>You feared for any ponies crazy enough to get close to him
>You go over to Twilight, and register your team under the name 'Team Feels'
>Seemed appropriate
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>A few minutes later the rest of the teams are registered, and Mayor Mare announces the rest of the team names
>"First up is Team Feels, with Driverbang, Jibber and Scrabhunter ! Next is Team Gore....?, with Slahser Science, Fractured Flow and 4PP13800M"
>She seemed hesitant about announcing that team name, and all the ponies look at Team Gore with disconcerted looks
>Mayor Mare continues
>"Then There is Team Rarity, with Etiquette, Raritan and Homonovus, Team Oldfag with Disc-ward, Cordan and Concerned. There is Team Pickle, which includes Picklehead, Badpacing and Fagdude, and lastly Team Obscure Fetish, with Ordung, ssj4 and Slendermane"
>"Teams, you have been given your lists of items to find"
>"Let the games begin!"
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Short update. More later/tommorow