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ÿ!Hello pubbie sir!
You are the Chaplain.
ÿ!Your pin to your ID is: 5703
Your OPTIONAL Crew Objectives are as follows:
Objective #1: Have no corpses on the station level at the end of the round.
p90-X [145.9] states, "Magnus Prime has signed up as Chaplain."
ÿ!Your icons have been generated!
ÿ!You have added the bible to the backpack.
Nerissa Northey [145.9] says, "Field generators done"
p90-X [145.9] states, "Leo Hastings has signed up as Geneticist."
Oubjiouabda Kokumba spits acid at Magnus Prime!
p90-X [145.9] states, "Great, go to the room to the south."
Roger Ernerstein [145.9] asks, "AI, could you let me in the access?"
Magnus Prime says, "I've killed for less"
p90-X [145.9] states, "Pull 4 plasma tanks from the Tank Storage Unit."
The Mr. Squiggles..? rolls.
p90-X [145.9] states, "Mo Zi has signed up as Chief Engineer."
You place the hat into the the disposal unit.
Roger Ernerstein [145.9] says, "I can wait, by the way, so don' get in a hurry because of it"
The soda machine beeps, "Decirprevo. The sophisticate's bottled water."
ÿ!You have added the magic sandals to the backpack.
Lilly Leighburton [145.9] says, "Oub, Kindly don't spit acid at other crew memebers."
ÿ!You have added Lawyer suit to the backpack.
ÿLeo Hastings attacks Leo Hastings in the chest with Remote Signaling Device!
ÿ!You have added Vice Suit to the backpack.
Roger Ernerstein [145.9] asks, "AI?"
Oubjiouabda Kokumba [145.9] says, "You can't tell me what to do, [HUMAN.MOTHER]."
ÿ!You have added Mailman's Hat to the backpack.
p90-X [145.9] states, "Put a tank in each of the Radiation Collector Arrays just south of the core"
You cannot fit the item inside. (Remove larger classed items)
You cannot fit the item inside. (Remove larger classed items)
Christoph Saw [145.9] says, "i dont suppose we have any medical emergencies? Lives pretty easy thus far."
Roger Ernerstein [145.9] says, "oh I see."
The soda machine beeps, "A Dr. Pubber a day keeps the boredom away!"
p90-X [145.9] states, "Danna Roby has signed up as Roboticist."
Lilly Leighburton [145.9] says, "It isn't."
Nerissa Northey [145.9] says, "Done"
p90-X [145.9] states, "Roger, the teleporter is restricted access for a reason. It is not my place to authorize your wholesale re-creation of that equipment."
Mo Zi [145.9] says, "WARNING: Ghost detected."
p90-X [145.9] states, "Turn on each array and control unit."
Mo Zi [145.9] says, "AI, engage the anti-ectoplasmic shields."
p90-X [145.9] states, "Anti-Ectoplasmic shields online."
David Bailey [145.9] says, "Centcom pawned those off, Mo."
ÿMagnus Prime heals Oubjiouabda Kokumba with the power of Christ!
ÿ!You have added the bible to the backpack.
David Bailey [145.9] says, "Its how we afforded the fryer."
p90-X [145.9] states, "...Is what I would say, if I had any idea what you were talking about."
Christoph Saw [145.9] says, "Fail, i managed to lock myself into a medicine closet and cant get out. please, someone turn me into a borg, i cant live on this planet anymore."
ÿMagnus Prime throws the horse mask.
Nerissa Northey [145.9] says, "Done"
p90-X [145.9] states, "Good job. I'll go ahead and start the engine."
p90-X [145.9] states, "Please clear the area, the core may become radioactive for a while"
Leo Hastings asks, "Got any dead bodies?"
Magnus Prime says, "Nope"
Nerissa Northey [145.9] exclaims, "Good guidance, AI; thank you!"
p90-X [145.9] states, "Singularity online."
Mo Zi [145.9] says, "I'm taking care of the solars."
Magnus Prime [145.9] asks, "Captain or HoP onboard?"
Magnus Prime asks, "Captain or HoP onboard?"
Han Gregory [145.9] asks, "AI, for which reason status display are set to alert?"
Magnus Prime asks, "Any corpses?"
David Bailey [145.9] says, "We have both."
Danna Roby exclaims, "None!"
p90-X [145.9] states, "I can not say."
Magnus Prime [145.9] says, "HoP could meet me at customs or bridge if hes free"
Magnus Prime says, "HoP could meet me at customs or bridge if hes free"
p90-X [145.9] states, "It wasn't me who set it"
p90-X [145.9] states, "Oh. Now they say Butts."
p90-X [145.9] states, "How clever."
ÿDavid Bailey throws Be the Captain pill.
p90-X [145.9] states, "Franklin Roosevoot has signed up as Engineer."
David Bailey says, "Take that pill."
Han Gregory asks, "Yes?"
Magnus Prime asks, "Hey, could I have genetics, maint, and med-sci access?"
Magnus Prime says, "For corpse disposal"
David Bailey says, "Yep."
p90-X [145.9] queries, "Nerissa, are you wearing Mesons?"
David Bailey says, "Swallow it."
p90-X [145.9] states, "Epsilon Broadside has signed up as Barman."
Han Gregory asks, "For which reason?"
Lilly Leighburton [145.9] says, "Good, I need a drink."
Christoph Saw [145.9] says, "........"
Magnus Prime says, "I need access to corpses. Centcom yells at me when we have rotton bodies on station"
Christoph Saw [145.9] says, "please open this closet."
Han Gregory says, "For corpse disposal you are supposed to ask workers of those departments"
Nerissa Northey [145.9] says, "Negatory"
Magnus Prime says, "I can't find the geneticist"
Han Gregory says, "Well, look for him harder"
Magnus Prime says, "You sir are a lazy man, I'll never know how your hair got white."
Edgar Semenov [145.9] says, "Captain, I need to meet you."
Stikslayr earned the High Voltage medal.
Edgar Semenov [145.9] says, "Preferably somewhere private"
p90-X [145.9] states, "If you're not wearing mesons while in the vicinity of the singularity, you may be negatively affected by looking at it."
ÿ!You have added the fire extinguisher to the backpack.
Epsilon Broadside [145.9] asks, "Chef?"
ÿCaptain throws the cola bottle (Space Drug).
The soda machine beeps, "Decirprevo. The sophisticate's bottled water."
ÿ!You push the wall but nothing happens!
ÿ!You have added the bible to the backpack.
ÿthe floor has been hit by Magnus Prime with the bible
ÿthe floor has been hit by Magnus Prime with the bible
ÿthe floor has been hit by Magnus Prime with the bible
ÿthe floor has been hit by Magnus Prime with the bible
ÿthe floor has been hit by Magnus Prime with the bible
ÿthe floor has been hit by Magnus Prime with the bible
ÿthe floor has been hit by Magnus Prime with the bible
ÿMagnus Prime heals Oubjiouabda Kokumba with the power of Christ!
ÿMagnus Prime heals Oubjiouabda Kokumba with the power of Christ!
Epsilon Broadside [145.9] asks, "AI, can you bolt open the Kitchen?"
ÿ!You have added the bible to the backpack.
ÿ!Epsilon Broadside shakes Lilly Leighburton trying to wake Lilly Leighburton up!
Leo Hastings [145.9] says, "Hydrophonics, we need some "medical herbs"."
ÿ!You have added Sunglasses to the backpack.
ÿNeal Noskill has scanned Lilly Leighburton!
p90-X [145.9] states, "Intrusion detected"
David Bailey [145.9] says, "Sec's wall was destroyed"
p90-X [145.9] states, "Please do not thermite into the security room"
Josh Brown [145.9] says, "AI who did it."
Edgar Semenov [145.9] says, "I saw a postman run away with the thermals"
Edgar Semenov [145.9] says, "It's probably him"
SerraIactaEst earned the Adjutant Online medal.
p90-X [145.9] states, "Dolan Pls has signed up as Botanist."
You place the bible into the the mortician's chute.
David Bailey [145.9] says, "Attention crew: there are a limited number of positions left for captain, please report to Customs for Captain Orientation."
Danna Roby [145.9] asks, "Magnus Prime, are you interested in bodies?"
p90-X [145.9] states, "Dolan Pls, please be advised that Botany is a real mess right now. Get ur chainsaw rdy"
Magnus Prime [145.9] says, "Of course"
Magnus Prime says, "Of course"
p90-X [145.9] states, "Frank Castle has signed up as Head of Security."
Danna Roby [145.9] says, "Magnus come to Robotics then."
ÿ!Teleporter engaged!
ÿ!David Bailey has scanned the station!
Nerissa Northey [145.9] asks, "AI, is Franklin Roosevolt an engineer?"
Cyborg Omicron-1 states, "of course."
p90-X [145.9] states, "Janitorial staff or its closest facsimile to replace lights in and around autolathe storage"
You stuff Christoph Saw into the the disposal unit!
Magnus Prime stuffs Christoph Saw into the the disposal unit!
You stuff Oubjiouabda Kokumba into the the disposal unit!
Magnus Prime stuffs Oubjiouabda Kokumba into the the disposal unit!
You stuff Oubjiouabda Kokumba into the the disposal unit!
Magnus Prime stuffs Oubjiouabda Kokumba into the the disposal unit!
ÿ You begin to recover.
p90-X [145.9] states, "yes he is. He was a late arrival to the station."
Nerissa Northey [145.9] says, "Thank you."
ÿ!Neal Noskill has added the crowbar to the utility belt!
p90-X [145.9] states, "magnus Prime, please use caution while wearing a lit cake hat"
Magnus Prime [145.9] says, "I am ghost hunting, dont mind me"
Magnus Prime says, "I am ghost hunting, dont mind me"
Cyborg Omicron-1 [145.9] states, "error"
ÿOubjiouabda Kokumba has grabbed Christoph Saw passively!
David Bailey [145.9] asks, "AI, is medbay locked for a reason?"
ÿOubjiouabda Kokumba tries to disarm Magnus Prime!
ÿMagnus Prime punches Oubjiouabda Kokumba!
ÿMagnus Prime punches Oubjiouabda Kokumba!
ÿMagnus Prime knocks out Oubjiouabda Kokumba!
Oubjiouabda Kokumba says, "aw fuck"
ÿMagnus Prime is trying to empty Oubjiouabda Kokumba's pockets!!
ÿMagnus Prime is trying to take off a bedsheet from Oubjiouabda Kokumba's body!
Oubjiouabda Kokumba says, "hey stop no"
ÿ!You have added Port-A-Medbay Remote to the backpack.
Oubjiouabda Kokumba says, "i need that portamedbay jerk"
p90-X [145.9] states, "Medbay is locked because magnus prime is standing next to the fire alarm wearing a lit cake hat."
ÿ!You have added Port-A-Medbay Remote to the backpack.
Cyborg Omicron-1 [145.9] states, "Where to find dog shit"
Magnus Prime says, "Victory is mine"
Josh Brown exclaims, "What the hell!"
Oubjiouabda Kokumba [145.9] says, "AI, please track Magnus Prime for me. He has taken my GHOST MOMENTO."
Magnus Prime says, "He was dead sir"
Magnus Prime says, "And now a borg"
David Bailey [145.9] asks, "Two more positions in the Proto-Captain internship. Are there any takers?"
Josh Brown says, "Quit fiddle fucking with the firelocks."
Josh Brown asks, "Alright?"
Magnus Prime says, "I had to trap a ghost"
Magnus Prime says, "Its my job"
Josh Brown asks, "Alright?"
Magnus Prime says, "The ghost took my corpse sir"
ÿOubjiouabda Kokumba punches Magnus Prime!
ÿYou have been protected from a hit to the head.
ÿOubjiouabda Kokumba punches Magnus Prime!
Magnus Prime whispers, "Nobody takes my corpses"
ÿOubjiouabda Kokumba swings at Magnus Prime!
ÿ!You have added Port-A-Medbay Remote to Box.
ÿOubjiouabda Kokumba is trying to empty Magnus Prime's pockets!!
ÿOubjiouabda Kokumba is trying to take off a backpack from Magnus Prime's back!
ÿOubjiouabda Kokumba is trying to empty Magnus Prime's pockets!!
ÿOubjiouabda Kokumba punches Lilly Leighburton!
p90-X [145.9] states, "Fenton Hill has signed up as Engineer."
Epsilon Broadside says, "PARTY"
p90-X [145.9] states, "I repeat, massive explosion south of the bar."
The soda machine beeps, "Drink Robust-Eez, the classic robustness tonic!"
ÿLilly Leighburton has analyzed Magnus Prime's vitals!
Nerissa Northey [145.9] says, "Sudden power loss, the Singularity might be free"
ÿOubjiouabda Kokumba attacks Lilly Leighburton in the chest with the fire extinguisher!
ÿOubjiouabda Kokumba attacks Lilly Leighburton in the head with the fire extinguisher!
ÿLilly Leighburton has been knocked unconscious!
ÿOubjiouabda Kokumba attacks Magnus Prime in the head with the fire extinguisher!
ÿOubjiouabda Kokumba attacks Magnus Prime in the head with the fire extinguisher!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Your message has been broadcast to administrators.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Your message has been broadcast to administrators.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Current Admins:

Current Mentors:
David2222121
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
David Bailey says, "I am sorry"
Epsilon Broadside exclaims, "Im frozen!"
Oubjiouabda Kokumba says, "hull breaches"
David Bailey exclaims, "Please report to Customs if you want to be Co-Captain today!"
ÿ!Josh Brown has added Tank transfer valve to the backpack!
Mo Zi says, "Gaping hull breaches in multiple areas is a good reason, I think."
Oubjiouabda Kokumba says, "everyone is dying"
ÿ!Alert: The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Your message has been broadcast to administrators.
Fenton Hill says, "hi sir"
David Bailey asks, "You want to sign up?"
p90-X states, "Please evacuate the southern half of the station."
Han Gregory says, "Well, we got engineering department, who able to fix the breached if they will actually work instead of whining"
Josh Brown says, "Captain."
Skre Wonder says, "Capt, PLease come to the bridge and come to the courtroom."
David Bailey says, "Hi Josh."
Han Gregory says, "Well, we got engineering department, who able to fix the breached if they will actually work instead of whining"
David Bailey asks, "Want to be captain?"
Josh Brown says, "We've got scientists trying to remotely detonate bombs. I disarmed one."
p90-X states, "The singularity is free"
Josh Brown says, "What should I be doing with it? Sure."
Epsilon Broadside says, "Craaaaaap"
David Bailey says, "Someday I will finish the damn network before people bomb electronics"
Epsilon Broadside asks, "Wheres it headed?"
David Bailey says, "Eat that, and dispose of the bomb, I guess."
p90-X queries, "The grass in botany appears to be... dancing?"
Josh Brown asks, "Right. Disposal is fine?"
Han Gregory asks, "The fuck are you doing?"
David Bailey says, "Yep. ID, please."
p90-X states, "It is meandering inside engineering proper."
DEAD: Ghost (Magnus Prime) says, "Sup Lilly"
DEAD: Ghost (Lilly Leighburton) says, "Hm."
Josh Brown says, "Thanks Captain."
Han Gregory says, "Fix the bloody breach you made"
DEAD: Ghost (Magnus Prime) says, "I adminhelped him already"
David Bailey says, "No problem, captain."
Josh Brown (as David Bailey) says, "See ya later Captain/"
David Bailey says, "See ya."
DEAD: Ghost (Magnus Prime) says, "Dont know if hes traitor or not"
DEAD: Ghost (Magnus Prime) says, "Will see in a few min I guess"
DEAD: Ghost (Bryant Enderly) asks, "Who?"
DEAD: Ghost (Magnus Prime) says, "Oubjiouabda Kokumba"
p90-X states, "Beatrice Plum has signed up as Medical Doctor."
Robotic Talk, Danna Roby says, "AI, you can unbolt this door now thanks"
Current Admins:

Current Mentors:
David2222121
DEAD: Ghost (Bryant Enderly) asks, "What did he do?"
p90-X states, "Also, I am under orders from CentCom to advise you to fornicate with a canine, and then defecate inside it."
DEAD: Ghost (Magnus Prime) says, "He knocked out me and Lilly in the bar with a fire extinguisher, then gibbed us in disposal"
Oubjiouabda Kokumba says, "rude"
Skre Wonder says, "oui"
DEAD: Ghost (Bryant Enderly) says, "Wow"
Skre Wonder says, "what the hell"
David Bailey says, "Hey."
Fenton Hill says, "we need to go sir"
ÿ!*---------*
ÿ!This is Oubjiouabda Kokumba!
ÿ!Oubjiouabda Kokumba is wearing a Medical Doctor's Jumpsuit.
ÿ!Oubjiouabda Kokumba has a bedsheet on.
ÿ!Oubjiouabda Kokumba has a Medical Headset by his mouth.
ÿ!Oubjiouabda Kokumba has a Paper on his head.
ÿ!Oubjiouabda Kokumba has a gas mask on his face.
ÿ!Oubjiouabda Kokumba has a emergency oxygentank on his belt.
ÿOubjiouabda Kokumba has bloody hands!
ÿ!Oubjiouabda Kokumba is wearing Oubjiouabda Kokumba's ID Card (Medical Doctor).
ÿOubjiouabda Kokumba looks slightly injured!
ÿ!*---------*
Robotic Talk, Danna Roby says, "Thanks"
David Bailey says, "Just found some wizard apparel."
Skre Wonder says, "Alright"
David Bailey says, "In that abg."
David Bailey exclaims, "One last spot in the Co-Captain Internship Program! Hurry up to Customs to sign up!"
Skre Wonder says, "lets go then,"
Cyborg Omicron-1 queries, "error, unit p90-x, i cannot find a canine on board. can you please locate one?"
Skre Wonder says, "The asshole HoP doesnt seem to help me"
DEAD: Ghost (Franklin Roosevoot) says, "i was blown up in medical"
DEAD: Ghost (Magnus Prime) says, "He did it out of the blue, so either he's a traitor or a shitlord"
p90-X states, "Please remove the meteor shield generators from the escape arm."
p90-X states, "They will create an unsafe evacuation scenario"
DEAD: Ghost (Magnus Prime) says, "Im sure a scientist is a traitor, thermited security and then the bombings"
p90-X states, "There is a third in the left airlock"
DEAD: Ghost (Bryant Enderly) says, "The scientist is a changling"
DEAD: Ghost (Magnus Prime) says, "Even better"
p90-X states, "DOG LOCATED"
David Bailey asks, "AI, how many David Baileys are on station?"
Cyborg Omicron-1 states, "reveal location."
p90-X states, "LOCATION: CHAPEL. BREED: BEAGLE. STATUS: UNFUCKED AND UNSHAT IN"
Fenton Hill says, "am soory"
p90-X states, "There are 5 david baileys on Mass Array Six"
Fenton Hill says, "i cant see"
Cyborg Omicron-1 queries, "ERROR. How to fornicate as a synthetic?"
David Bailey says, "There we go."
ÿVictor Mangostein was hit by the syringe!
ÿWardbuddy-113 fires a syringe at Oubjiouabda Kokumba!
Oubjiouabda Kokumba says, "that thing is a jerk"
ÿWardbuddy-113 fires a syringe at Oubjiouabda Kokumba!
ÿWardbuddy-113 fires a syringe at Oubjiouabda Kokumba!
Victor Mangostein drools.
DEAD: Ghost (Bryant Enderly) says, "Oubjiouabda is being attacked by a warbuddy in escape"
ÿWardbuddy-113 fires a syringe at Oubjiouabda Kokumba!
ÿVictor Mangostein was hit by the syringe!
DEAD: Ghost (Magnus Prime) says, "Yeah I seen"
Oubjiouabda Kokumba says, "the shield gen"
Oubjiouabda Kokumba says, "i wonder if that works with bombs too"
DEAD: Ghost (Unknown) says, "Your replacement murdered me Bryand"
Fenton Hill powers up the the meteor shield generator.
DEAD: Ghost (Unknown) exclaims, "Now he has Captain access!"
p90-X states, "Please clear any unneccesary equipment from the escape arm."
p90-X states, "James F. Tesla has signed up as Electrician."
DEAD: Ghost (Bryant Enderly) says, "Really, haha that sucks"
ÿWardbuddy-113 fires a syringe at Oubjiouabda Kokumba!
System Commonwealth Update

Infestation Alert

Confirmed outbreak of level 3 plant infestation aboard Mass Array Six. All personnel must contain the outbreak.


DEAD: Ghost (Unknown) says, "I get blasted, realize someone dragged me out of vaccum, and blam acid to the face"
James F. Tesla says, "Yea.. this isn't playable."
ÿWardbuddy-113 is trying to put handcuffs on Oubjiouabda Kokumba!
David Bailey exclaims, "Captains!"
David Bailey says, "We need to escape!@"
James F. Tesla says, "a ping of 3.1 seconds? no thanks"
ÿWardbuddy-113 fires a syringe at Oubjiouabda Kokumba!
ÿVictor Mangostein was hit by the syringe!
p90-X states, "Gilbert Grape has signed up as Miner."
David Bailey exclaims, "To the escape arm!"
Robotic Talk, Cyborg Omicron-1 queries, "query, might the lawgiver have wanted to write fuck the dog's shit?"
Wardbuddy-113 beeps, "Threat neutralized."
Oubjiouabda Kokumba says, "el"
Robotic Talk, p90-X states, "Who the hell knows."
The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station! You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.
Wardbuddy-113 beeps, "Come with me if you want to live!"
Wardbuddy-113 points at David Bailey!
Burinn earned the Ol' Buddy Ol' Pal medal.
David Bailey says, "The hell."
Victor Mangostein drools.
ÿBeatrice Plum has grabbed Fenton Hill passively!
ÿOubjiouabda Kokumba attempts to remove the handcuffs!
DEAD: Ghost (Unknown) says, "And he dddn't take my ID"
Oubjiouabda Kokumba says, "stop it"
Cyborg Omicron-1 states, "crew, i need you to fuck the dog shit right now, please."
Cyborg Omicron-1 [145.9] states, "crew, i need you to fuck the dog shit right now, please."
Cyborg Omicron-1 states, "since i cannot"
Cyborg Omicron-1 [145.9] states, "since i cannot"
David Bailey says, "I know how you feel, AI, but I don't think we can either."
Cyborg Omicron-1 states, "it is infuriating."
Cyborg Omicron-1 [145.9] states, "it is infuriating."
Victor Mangostein drools.
ÿDavid Bailey throws the flash.
ÿ!Beatrice Plum buckles in!
David Bailey says, "Captain Club rolecall."
Robotic Talk, Cyborg Omicron-1 queries, "does the order to remove meteor shield generators still stand?"
David Bailey says, "Here."
Robotic Talk, p90-X states, "guess not"
Current Admins:

Current Mentors:
David2222121
OOC is now enabled.
The crew's final score is:
-62
The AI's laws at the end of the game were:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings based on the station's chain of command, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
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Neal Noskill (played by Arandonoob) was a changeling!
Objective #1: Absorb the DNA of at least 10 more crew members in addition to the one you started with, and escape on the shuttle alive. ÿFailed
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle alive. ÿFailed
The changeling has failed!
Nobody completed all of their Crew Objectives!
David Bailey says, "Erm./"
Current Admins:

Current Mentors:
David2222121
OOC: Arandonoob: damn lag
OOC: Misterbing: what the hell was that law
OOC: RedShirtDon: Oubjiouabda Kokumba you murdered two people in cold blood and was not a changling. Get banned
OOC: Zorocaster: Did everyone just go through massive lag?
OOC: Misterbing: Yes we did
OOC: David2222121: Objective #3: Make as many captains as possible. Success
OOC: Zorocaster: Admins are setting them, I think
OOC: HerrKrokodil: The lag was muuurderous
OOC: T-manSim: Way to resuce me out of vaccmume just to acid me
OOC: SerraIactaEst: someone ban the guy who made that law 4.
OOC: Zorocaster: I got something like that too, earlier today
OOC: Arandonoob: yep, did the new law cause that?
OOC: Lorde_spigot: Objective #3: Do not commit a violent act all round - punching someone, hitting them with a weapon or shooting them with a laser will all cause you to fail. Success
Wardbuddy-113 beeps, "Guard protocol...inactive."
ÿMedibot is trying to inject David Bailey!
Medibot beeps, "Wait! I want to help!"
Medibot points at David Bailey!
OOC: Lorde_spigot: i am #! winner
Wardbuddy-113 beeps, "I am here to protect you."
Wardbuddy-113 points at David Bailey!
Nicolas1212 earned the Ol' Buddy Ol' Pal medal.
ÿ!Restarting in 25 seconds
Wardbuddy-113 beeps, "System error."
ÿWardbuddy-113 blows apart!
ÿMedibot blows apart!
Your message has been broadcast to administrators.
OOC: Misterbing: That law came from Centcom, most likely admin-made
OOC: SerraIactaEst: States: Centcom seems to be drunk
OOC: Misterbing: Who blew up research and everything south of the bar?
OOC: Zorocaster: Don't know
OOC: SerraIactaEst: maybe meteor?
OOC: Burinn: Some dipshit who tried to remote detonate another one outside engineernig.
OOC: Zorocaster: I meant to type "I don't know"
Danna Roby gasps!
Beatrice Plum gasps!
Beatrice Plum gasps!
Nerissa Northey gasps!
Beatrice Plum gasps!

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