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Crazy Hassan

Apr 16th, 2013
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  1. Name: Crazy Hassan
  2. Race: Camel (Dual racial: Stubborn Descent)
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  4. Gender:Male
  5. Alignment: TN
  6. Class:Trickster(Bard/Rouge)
  7. Talent: Crazy Salescamel (+2 Bluff)
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  9. Perks:
  10. -Way of the Pinkie
  11. -Hardcore Parkour
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  13. Flaws:
  14. -Pacifist
  15. -Four left feet
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  18. Skills:
  19. -Desert Adapted(racial) : Camels store water in the fatty tissue in the humps on their backs and can go for weeks without any water and little food. Camel adventurers are highly trained desert warriors +1 for attack and agility checks while in open terrain.
  20. -Unbreakable Will(racial): passive; immune to mind control, domination, intimidation and suggestion. This is also useful for ignoring pain and such.
  21. -Stealth: become hidden. Enemies cannot attack you until you reveal yourself.
  22. -Bluff: whatever you say, no one thinks you are trying to deceive them. Characters with evidence or knowledge contrary to your claim may still readily disprove you. Outlandish or ridiculous statements can still get you in trouble.
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  24. Inventory:
  25. Robes
  26. Hat
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  28. Character Traits:
  29. Do I need a camel?
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  31. Of course you need camel! Everyone need camel! I am Crazy Hassan, and I have a used camel specially for YOU! Camels last twice as long as horses, drink a third of the water, and just between you and me, look very nice. But come, you must see my camels! A camel for all situations and all permutations! You are stuck in space? I have space camel! Comes with it's own helmet and rocket! Buy now, I'll throw in bottle of fresh, best-quality air for free! Need to cross the ocean? Aqua-camel! Comes with its own waterwings! Great bargain - you buy the body and two legs, I'll throw in another two legs FREE! I have sold camels to everyone! No complaints! Tell your friends, tell your family! Bargain camels, almost never used! Ah, that one spit on you, it must like you!
  32. And remember, ALWAYS SHOP AT CRAAAAAZY HASSAN'S FOR ALL YOUR CAMEL NEEDS!!
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  34. (Yes he is a camel that sells other camels. inb4 slavery)
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