blessyoubot 2/25/2017

raw USERNOTICE:*:{
  if ($msgtags(room-id).key == 11558942) {
    if (resub isin $msgtags) {
      describe #witwix 👀 EYE SEE THAT SUB $msgtags(display-name).key
    }
  }
}

on 1:text:*subscribed*:#witwix:{
  if ( $nick == twitchnotify ) && ($istok($1-,subscribed to,32)) halt
  elseif ( $nick == twitchnotify ) && ( $4 == $null ) || ( $5 == Twitch ) {
    describe $chan 👀 EYE SEE THAT SUB $1
  }
}



on *:TEXT:!achoo:#: {
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  if $count($nick, beamsx1, csgodouble) > 0 msg $chan /me You deserved it.
  if $nick == dank_pupper msg $chan /me Bless you!  Nerd :^)
  else if $nick == CameronJerome msg $chan /me Bless you! Big Mean Booly GivePLZ <3
  else if $nick == Oceanman_TakeMeByTheHand msg $chan /me Bless you! Germaphobe GivePLZ <3
  else if $nick == Nobody0532 msg $chan /me Bless you! Discord Bot Master GivePLZ <3
  else if $nick == SECsplitOND msg $chan /me Bless you! Please don't ban me split GivePLZ <3
  else if $nick == Bad_Opinions msg $chan /me Bless you! The Ultimate Pleb GivePLZ <3
  else if $nick == witwix msg $chan /me Bless you! Witwix FeelsGoodMan <3
  else if $nick == Nacholistic msg $chan /me Bless you! haHAA OLDER THAN 11 haHAA 13 IN MAY haHAA YOU GUESSED RIGHT haHAA I'M NACHO BTW haHAA
  else if $nick == 12_btw_hahaa msg $chan /me Bless you! haHAA OLDER THAN 11 haHAA 13 IN MAY haHAA YOU GUESSED RIGHT haHAA I'M NACHO (12_btw_haHAA) BTW haHAA
  else if $nick == ljusvarg msg $chan /me Why did you time me out, i was just doing my job FeelsBadMan
  else if $nick == beamsx1234 msg $chan /me You deserved it.
  else msg $chan /me Bless you! $nick GivePLZ <3
}

on *:TEXT:achoo:#: {
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  if $nick == witwix msg $chan /me Bless you! Witwix FeelsGoodMan <3
  ;if $nick == dank_pupper msg $chan /me Bless you!  Nerd :^)
}

on *:TEXT:achoo!:#: {
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  if $nick == witwix msg $chan /me Bless you! Witwix FeelsGoodMan <3
  ;if $nick == dank_pupper msg $chan /me Bless you!  Nerd :^)
}

on *:TEXT:!booly:#: {
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me Please direct all boolying towards Nacholistic (12_btw_haHAA)
}

on *:TEXT:BabyRage:#: {
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  if $nick == Nacholistic msg $chan /me Please ban Nacholistic
  if $nick == 12_btw_haHAA msg $chan /me Please ban Nacholistic (12_btw_haHAA)
}

on *:TEXT:ResidentSleeper:#: {
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  if $nick == Nacholistic msg $chan /me Please ban Nacholistic
  if $nick == 12_btw_haHAA msg $chan /me Please ban Nacholistic (12_btw_haHAA)
}

on *:TEXT:!commands:#:{
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me My (current) commands are: !achoo, !booly, !code, !schedule, !when, !killyourselfyoustupidbot, !ThunBeast, !hello, !meme, !sleep, !jam, !gachi, !virus, and !disable, but there are also a few other hidden ones :^)
}

on *:TEXT:!code:#: {
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me I am a poorly coded bot :^)
}

on *:TEXT:!schedule:#: {
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me soon™
}

on *:TEXT:!when:#: {
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me http://i.imgur.com/lT2H0eJ.png
}

on *:TEXT:when is witwix streaming:#: {
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me http://i.imgur.com/lT2H0eJ.png
}

on *:TEXT:when is witwix streaming?:#: {
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me http://i.imgur.com/lT2H0eJ.png
}

on *:TEXT:when is witwix going live?:#: {
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me http://i.imgur.com/lT2H0eJ.png
}

on *:TEXT:when is witwix going live:#: {
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me http://i.imgur.com/lT2H0eJ.png
}


on *:TEXT:what is love:#: {
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more (ditto)
}

on *:TEXT:!kys:#: {
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me no u
}

on *:TEXT:! ThunBeast:#: {
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me ThunBeast
}

on *:TEXT:!ThunBeast:#: {
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me ThunBeast
}

on *:TEXT:!hello:#: {
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me heya
}
on *:TEXT:!litfam:#: {
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me 👏 LIT 👏 FAM 👏  🔥👌😂🔥💯
}

on *:TEXT:!spam:#:{
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me SEX SITE HERE ►►► https://www.twitch.tv/witwix
}

on *:TEXT:!whine:#:{
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me JUST WANNA PLAY VIDEO GAMES BabyRage
}

on *:TEXT:!bag:#: {
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me No
}

on *:TEXT:!sleep:#:{
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me Go to sleep!
}

on *:TEXT:!sleeptest:#:{
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me SLEEP TEST 🛏 IF YOU TOUCH THE BED , GO TO SLEEP ⎝  ResidentSleeper
}

on *:TEXT:!splitsleeptest:#:{
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me SLEEP TEST IF YOU TOUCH THE BED , GO TO SLEEP  ResidentSleeper ~ 🛏
}

on *:TEXT:!meme:#:{
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me xD
}

on *:TEXT:!killyourselfyoustupidbot:#:{
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me no u
}

on *:TEXT:blessyoubot no u:#:{
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me xD
}

on *:TEXT:!virus:#:{
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me virus.exe
}

on *:TEXT:!jam:#:{
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me SourPls UH SourPls OH  SourPls JAM SourPls ALERT SourPls
}

on *:TEXT:!gachi:#:{
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me gachiGASM OW gachiGASM MY gachiGASM SHOULDER gachiGASM
}

on *:TEXT:!ohshitimsorry:#: {
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me sorry for what?
}

on *:TEXT:!OSsloth:#: {
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me \ OSsloth >
}

on *:TEXT:!dab:#: {
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me \ FeelsGoodMan >
}

on *:TEXT:!rip:#:{
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  if $nick == SECsplitOND msg $chan /me bit.ly
  if $nick == facelesslurker msg $chan /me bit.ly
  if $nick == dank_pupper msg $chan /me bit.ly
  if $nick == witwix msg $chan /me bit.ly
  if $nick == Ze_Cabbaginator msg $chan /me bit.ly
  else msg $chan /me No booly BibleThump
}


on *:TEXT:!songname:#:{
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me Darude - Sandstorm
}

on *:TEXT:!hockey:#:{
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me If hockey2427 is banned, do any mods mind unbanning him?
}

on *:TEXT:!hitbo:#:{
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me If hitbo is banned, do any mods mind unbanning him?
}


on *:TEXT:!Bad_Opinions:#:{
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me LUL
}

on *:TEXT:!forgottenreaper:#:{
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me If forgottenreaper is banned, do any mods mind unbanning him?
}

on *:TEXT:!nacho:#:{
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me If nacho is unbanned (12_btw_haHAA), do any mods mind banning him?
}



on *:TEXT:FeelsBadMan:#:{
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  if $nick == facelesslurker msg $chan /me FeelsBadMan / Faceless
  if $nick == faceIessIurker msg $chan /me FeelsBadMan / Faceless#2
  if $nick == facelessIurker msg $chan /me FeelsBadMan / Faceless#3
  if $nick == faceIesslurker msg $chan /me FeelsBadMan / Faceless#4
  ;msg $chan /me FeelsBadMan / FeelsBadMan
}

on *:TEXT:beamsx1:#: {
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  if $nick == facelesslurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless FeelsBadMan 7
  if $nick == faceIessIurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless#2 FeelsBadMan 7
  if $nick == facelessIurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless#3 FeelsBadMan 7
  if $nick == faceIesslurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless#4 FeelsBadMan 7
  if $nick == dank_pupper msg $chan /me Uh oh! You friccin moron. You just got BEANED!!!
  ;msg $chan /me FeelsBadMan 7
}

on *:TEXT:h o r s e b e a s t:#: {
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  if $nick == facelesslurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless FeelsBadMan 7
  if $nick == faceIessIurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless#2 FeelsBadMan 7
  if $nick == facelessIurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless#3 FeelsBadMan 7
  if $nick == faceIesslurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless#4 FeelsBadMan 7
  if $nick == dank_pupper msg $chan /me Uh oh! You friccin moron. You just got BEANED!!!
  ;else msg $chan /me FeelsBadMan 7
}

on *:TEXT:H O R S E B E A S T:#: {
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  if $nick == facelesslurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless FeelsBadMan 7
  if $nick == faceIessIurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless#2 FeelsBadMan 7
  if $nick == facelessIurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless#3 FeelsBadMan 7
  if $nick == faceIesslurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless#4 FeelsBadMan 7
  if $nick == dank_pupper msg $chan /me Uh oh! You friccin moron. You just got BEANED!!!
  ;else msg $chan /me FeelsBadMan 7
}

on *:TEXT:csgodouble:#: {
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  if $nick == facelesslurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless FeelsBadMan 7
  if $nick == faceIessIurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless#2 FeelsBadMan 7
  if $nick == facelessIurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless#3 FeelsBadMan 7
  if $nick == faceIessurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless#4 FeelsBadMan 7
  if $nick == dank_pupper msg $chan /me Uh oh! You friccin moron. You just got BEANED!!!
  ;else msg $chan /me FeelsBadMan 7
}

on *:TEXT:bit.ly:#: {
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  if $nick == facelesslurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless FeelsBadMan 7
  if $nick == faceIessIurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless#2 FeelsBadMan 7
  if $nick == facelessIurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless#3 FeelsBadMan 7
  if $nick == faceIesslurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless#4 FeelsBadMan 7
    if $nick == dank_pupper msg $chan /me Uh oh! You friccin moron. You just got BEANED!!!
  ;else msg $chan /me FeelsBadMan 7
}

on *:TEXT:ow.ly:#: {
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  if $nick == facelesslurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless FeelsBadMan 7
  if $nick == faceIessIurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless#2 FeelsBadMan 7
  if $nick == facelessIurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless#3 FeelsBadMan 7
  if $nick == faceIesslurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless#4 FeelsBadMan 7
  if $nick == dank_pupper msg $chan /me Uh oh! You friccin moron. You just got BEANED!!!
  ;else msg $chan /me FeelsBadMan 7
}

on *:TEXT:reddit.com:#: {
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  if $nick == facelesslurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless FeelsBadMan 7
  if $nick == faceIessIurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless#2 FeelsBadMan 7
  if $nick == facelessIurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless#3 FeelsBadMan 7
  if $nick == faceIesslurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless#4 FeelsBadMan 7
  if $nick == dank_pupper msg $chan /me Uh oh! You friccin moron. You just got BEANED!!!
  ;else msg $chan /me FeelsBadMan 7
}

on *:TEXT:killmenow.ly:#:{
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  if $nick == facelesslurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless FeelsBadMan 7
  if $nick == faceIessIurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless#2 FeelsBadMan 7
  if $nick == facelessIurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless#3 FeelsBadMan 7
  if $nick == faceIesslurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless#3 FeelsBadMan 7
  if $nick == dank_pupper msg $chan /me Uh oh! You friccin moron. You just got BEANED!!!
  ;else msg $chan /me FeelsBadMan 7
}

on *:TEXT:dlvr.it:#:{
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  if $nick == facelesslurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless FeelsBadMan 7
  if $nick == faceIessIurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless#2 FeelsBadMan 7
  if $nick == facelessIurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless#3 FeelsBadMan 7
  if $nick == faceIesslurker msg $chan /me Please unban faceless#4 FeelsBadMan 7
  if $nick == dank_pupper msg $chan /me Uh oh! You friccin moron. You just got BEANED!!!
  ;else msg $chan /me FeelsBadMan 7
}


on *:TEXT:!disable:#: {
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me If you are a mod or witty, please time me out until the stream ends
}

on *:TEXT:\ rooLurk / ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn \ rooLurk /:#:{
  if (%wixspam) { return }
  set -u2 %wixspam On
  msg $chan /me Cthulu waits
}