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  1. >>29195589
  2. Anonymous you made me spit out my own laughter, I couldn't keep it in, I giggled in the night like a dumbass. Luckily for me, I only do this once a year, I finally got off the ride like a normal human being. I only ride the rollercoaster of shitposting a few hours once in a blue moon.
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  4. The sad part is
  5. >>29196003
  6. That you're still right.
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  8. I could have focused on working towards discovering ways of making money through Bitcoin and Kickstarter way back in 2009.
  9. I could have had 300-900 mil to spend on multiple life choices... and especially creations: original video games, books, music, websites, comic books, amusement parks, toys, even the money to spend on endless animated series.
  10. If I had the money and the willingly talented people for it then I'd be making an alternate universe.
  11.  
  12. Right now ranting threads like these wouldn't exist. Neither would /mlp/, we'd be on /co/ if I had anything to say about it.
  13. We would all be typing from a different website.
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  15. I could have been a creator and funder of creators instead of just another faggot not making history.
  16. Because I unlike Markus Persson wouldn't be scared of using my money and wouldn't care about keeping a low profile. I would be obsessed with influencing and altering the future.
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  18. Faust would have gotten her Galaxy Girls doll line and cartoon.
  19. I would have gotten my Aliens horror game without stepping on 20th Century Fox's C&D.
  20. A Jekyll and Hyde reimagining. Popularizing pop folk and asian rock music and upbeat 'classical' music. A proper Guild Wars 2 game reboot and a good mmorpg. A waifu show. Buying the IP of Tron from Disney.
  21. Buying 4chan and for the first time in forever making it great. There'd be red /b/ and blue /b/ without the porn.
  22. As for the FBI, I'd shove red /b/ and any other NSA-watched board to a satellite domain of 4chan.
  23. Giving money to non-homeless people with a stable income and a responsible personality.
  24. Shoving my purple pilled ideologies down /pol/'s throat.
  25. Creating or buying Equestria Daily, Derpibooru, Ponychan and banning some very annoying users.
  26. and the list goes on.
  27. Like an endless list which I only touched one category and a few ideas.
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  29. Everyone would have won. At least everyone who I looked at or came in my way.
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  31. Hasbro Studios would have been devastated by having a real competitor to fight against. Mike Vogel would get fired or a spy would reveal his micro management.
  32.  
  33. Jayson Thiessen would have been laughed out and boo'd out of the convention for screening Return of Harmony.
  34. The fanbase wouldn't suck season 2's dick so rapidly.
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  36. Faust would eventually get replaced by a better showrunner because she's quite mediocre when it comes to story and jokes and a few other things. I mean I'd let her work together if she would, but not as a main work force.
  37. Every dick who called OP a faggot and that OP was me would get a ban and so on for the /b/ posters hidden in /v/.
  38. I'd finally be able to reduce shitposting threads with thread only bans.
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  40. I'd be able to hire a lot of talent, and even learn from them, as I improve things around.
  41. I would also stop day dreaming so often and actually live my dreams if I wasn't a faggot laying around watching cartoons, listening to music and writing down my ideas in a digital notebook.
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  44. If you had the money to do not just one, but two things from different subject matters then what would you do?
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