public void onMessage(String channel, String sender, String login, String hostname, String message) {

        String messageIC = message.trim( ).toLowerCase( );

        if (message.equalsIgnoreCase("time")) {
            String time = new java.util.Date().toString();
            sendMessage(channel, sender + ": The time is now " + time);
        }
        if (messageIC.contains("Ampersand")) {
			double randomosity = Math.random();
			if (randomosity < 0.4) {
				sendMessage(channel, "Hello.");
			}
			else if (randomosity > 0.7) {
				sendMessage(channel, "Sup?");
			}
			else {
				sendMessage(channel, "I am Ampersand, a bot created out of boredom and lack of witty replies.");
			}
		}
        if (messageIC.contains("Poad")) {
			double randomosity = Math.random();
			if (randomosity < 0.2) {
				sendMessage(channel, "Poad is my brother.");
			}
			else if (randomosity > 0.9) {
				sendMessage(channel, "!slay Poad");
			}
			else if (randomosity >.2 && randomosity <.5) {
				sendMessage(channel, "Poad, I love you.");
                        }
                        else if (randomosity >.5 && randomosity <.9) {
                            sendMessage(channel, "No love for Ampersand?")
                        }
		}
        if (messageIC.contains("I want it")) {
			sendMessage(channel, "I want it that way.")
		}
    }

}