+horyzhnz: 'my psychological pressure was working'
+horyzhnz: 'as he made less than optimal plays'
★phenome: i need to be less weak to amoonguss
★phenome: lol
+horyzhnz: 'so I pounced onto this opportunity, slaying his pocket monsters one by one'
+horyzhnz: 'my vorpal blade flashed in the sunlight filtering in through the overcast clouds'
★phenome: hehe
+horyzhnz: 'my blade went one-two, one-two, snicker snack!'
+horyzhnz: 'the bodies fell to the floor, limp and lifeless'
+horyzhnz: 'as I turned to face my foe, a maniacal grin was present on my blood-spattered face'
+horyzhnz: 'his eyes were filled with pure, primal terror'
+horyzhnz: 'as if I were the creature from which his worst nightmares stemmed from'
★phenome: is this a poem?
+horyzhnz: 'he managed to open his mouth and utter a few words'
+horyzhnz: "i thought this was a pokemon battle"
★U-Turn Out: i love poems
★phenome: you made it or stole from somewhere?
+horyzhnz: 'foolish ramblings of the weak, I thought to myself'
+horyzhnz: ah i'm actually making this up
+horyzhnz: as i go
★phenome: oh
+horyzhnz: 'I knocked him down with a well-placed fist, snatching and tearing his pocket, expecting a fat wallet'
+horyzhnz: 'my hunch was right, and my face lit up as I pulled out a few wads of pokedollars, hastily shoving it into my own pockets'
+horyzhnz: 'throwing the now-bloodstained wallet onto the grass, covering it with yet more blood'
+horyzhnz: 'I turned away and resheathed the sword, walking into the forest once again in search of some more prey'
U-Turn Out left.
★phenome: publish it in smog
+horyzhnz: 'his sobs were still audible for a short time after I had turned around'
+horyzhnz: 'but then the mighty roar of a garchomp could be heard'
+horyzhnz: 'and then one more scream was cut short by a crunching noise'
+horyzhnz: 'poor kid, maybe he'll learn in the next life, I thought'
+horyzhnz: ok im done
+horyzhnz: lel