Credit to Arcturus from Orion

Riddle me this, riddle me that
A magic trick, a bunny named Frank is what I wear as a hat
It's a clever disguise, should hardly be a surprise
Inability to conform, unable to rise
Sadness, is obviously my guise, however unwise
It's pretty stupid, but hey, so was cupid
Which way is up again? North, south, east, west?
Let's just randomly shoot arrows and put them to rest
As seemingly, the majority has failed the test
In a while, in time, retrospect may explain your quest
Again? We're playing poker?
Regardless, don't ever again try your best
Maybe a clown, likely a joker
In time you will learn, that perhaps I jest
Ladies and gentlemen, don't be alarmed
My limbs are flexible and I'm heavily armed
Not like I'm a regent an agent or even a serpent
But in these books, can you discern the poison
Dieu, la maison, without contemplation or valid reason
Do you see the second sun or is it blinding your vision?
Show us your ignorance, why not project your ideas, your science
What you say and even more so, what you do is toxic
Either way, I pose as the adversary in defiance
And yet, you're so intelligent that you have no way to fix it, pathetic
Yes yes, go ahead, cite your research and boast
Don't be afraid, prepare to never be born and never be made
No no, evolution is too slow, ghost
But I refrain, monkeys and idiots are what we train
That, my dear, is possibly what you fear most
Welcome to the beginning of the end and your new lack of a host