As a Redditor mostly F2P-player (I only bought 120 packs in beta, and 60 GvG packs), I could easily make all of these plays if ladder wasn't flooded with pay2win scum like Mech Priest and Hand Hunter. I am actually a legendary level player, but because of RNG I'm stuck in Elo hell rank 25. tips fedora– Joffrey Benedict,Reddit Gold user and elite atheist with an IQ of 116.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fXAvMogFK4

Redditor and expert on Russian culture here (I've played several games of Dota 2). It's a common occurrence for douchebags pedestrians to block cars on the sidewalk like this. This is why so many innocent drivers in Russia have dashcams installed in their vehicles. I would give Reddit Gold to these brave m'cykas for standing up against these sticker-placing blyats. tips fur cap– Joffrey Benedict,Reddit Gold user and elite atheist with an IQ of 116
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHJxIwvFIGY

Redditor and cyber athlete here. With render distance this low, and AI this poor, you'd think this was being played on a potato. Once again PCs are light years ahead (praise Gaben). Console peasants need not respond. tips fedora– Joffrey Benedict,Reddit Gold user and elite atheist with an IQ of 116
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSr-IRS2X-w

Redditor here. I wonder why there are no ladies in that crowd… Oh wait, there's a negro there. They're always doing their best to repulse m'ladies with their spicy smell. tips fedora– Joffrey Benedict,Reddit Gold user and elite atheist with an IQ of 116
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRw-_58r8kQ

This video is fake. Robots can't traverse underwater. If this was a real robot, the electricity would have electrocuted the entire ocean. You can't fool an elite Redditor that easily. tips fedora– Joffrey Benedict,Reddit Gold user and intellectual atheist with an IQ of 116
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQG05uGTmzQ

Redditor here. Thank you for promoting science and helping us suppress religion. We all know that religious plebs are dangerous to society. When fanaticism is combined with low intelligence (which religious people suffer from), danger arises. So thank you for assisting Reddit in the important fight against religion. 1 like = 1 science.– Joffrey Benedict,Reddit Gold user and founder of /r/atheism
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhn-RzMELhY

Redditor here. As a cyber athlete with fishing level 99 in Runescape, this isn't all that difficult. He even managed to lose the fish back into the hole, rendering his efforts useless. Also selling lobbies 250gp. tips fedora– Joffrey Benedict,Reddit Gold user and elite atheist with an IQ of 116
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DohOJVc2j6s

Redditor here. M'lady, disregard this foul mouthed robot. Please message me, and I'll be euphoric to show you the true charm of an elite redditor. I can even show you my vast collection of dank memes (including Good Guy George and Insanity Dog). tips fedora– Joffrey Benedict,Reddit Gold user and intellectual atheist with an IQ of 116
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5rpbCQlo6Q

That's what you get when you record vertically. tips fedora– Joffrey Benedict,Reddit Gold user and elite atheist with an IQ of 116
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSFcNN8Iq50

As a Reddit moderator and professional Second Life cyber athlete, I find this video extremely offensive. Second Life is the only life that truly matters, and in it you have committed heinous crimes, such as looking at people you're speaking to, or even worse, standing close to them. I have removed your video from /r/cringe and reported you to the High Council of Second Life. Their judgement be upon you. tips fedora– Joffrey Benedict,Moderator of /r/cringe and elite atheist with an IQ of 116
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaTYFs380rI

Looks like my mom heated my Hot Pocket too long again… le sigh I can't wait until my Dank Meme business takes off so I can move out of this useless home. tips fedora– Joffrey Benedict,Reddit Gold user and elite atheist with an IQ of 116
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahZD95l1MvM

Redditor and elite film connoisseur here. Kevin Costner is truly a great actor, and he single handedly made The Dark Knight (2007) the great movie that it is today (only real film enthusiasts will know this movie). tips fedora– Joffrey Benedict,Reddit Gold user and professional atheist with an IQ of 116
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SWbtqfTJgk

Redditor and elite bodybuilder here. Look at that skinny nerd. Does he even lift? Looks like he's all skin and bone. I bet he just skipped leg-day and already he's going for a nap in that blue sleeping bag. No gains for him. tips fedora– Joffrey Benedict,Reddit Gold user and moderator of /r/bodybuilding and /r/swoleacceptance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2yWTzp5o00

Redditor here. From my extensive experience as a professional meme analyst, I can tell this is a very nice meme you have here. You should submit it to Reddit's elite meme consultants at /r/adviceanimals, and you'll find yourself rich with karma (it's Reddit currency). Allow me to handle the licensing of this nice le meme for Reddit consumption, and I'll only take a small cut of the net karma.– Joffrey Benedict,Reddit Gold user and elite atheist with an IQ of 116
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op3GNXttVYY

Redditor here. If I ever ran into an elk while riding my mobility scooter (I suffer from Big Boned Syndrome, get over it), I would unleash my wrath upon it using my dual katanas. None have yet to survive my special move, Dragon Twiser™, and I've already tried it on several baby birds. tips fedora– Joffrey Benedict,Reddit Gold user and elite atheist with an IQ of 116
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8uCeyUl_9U

Redditor here. This pleb has no manners at all, he didn't even tip his fedora to m'lady. I would be a true knight to this damsel in distress, unlike this witless jock who looks like he frequents 9gag. tips fedora– Joffrey Benedict,Reddit Gold user and elite atheist with an IQ of 116
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlwNzXKBhVY

Redditor and alpha male here. Once again we see why males are superior to m'ladies. Just because you have a mysterious front butt doesn't mean you get to rape the American language. Good on Conan for putting this unintelligent tramp back in her place. tips fedora– Joffrey Benedict,Reddit Gold user and elite atheist with an IQ of 116
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl6-LGgdWkI

Redditor and professional meme analyst here. This is a nice le meme you have here, and it should be licensed to /r/adviceanimals alongside other nice le memes such as Good Guy Gary and Bad Luck Benny. Please message me, and I'll make the calls needed to distribute this dank meme to Reddit. Trust me, I have the connections. tips fedora– Joffrey Benedict,Reddit Gold user and elite atheist with an IQ of 116
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbkOwoZLey0

Redditor and renowned canine expert here (I've watched several dog videos on Reddit). I'm sorry to say, but your dog suffers from severe retardation (commonly found among 9gaggers). This dog would never be accepted into the ranks of Reddit's elite intellectuals, and should be euthanized immediately to prevent further breeding of retarded puppies. tips fedora– Joffrey Benedict,Reddit Gold user and atheist with an IQ of 116
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n33Ai7MnosE

Redditor here. This is fake, the car isn't even moving at all. It's only the background projections making it seem like it's moving. I bet it's not even very fast. tips fedora– Joffrey Benedict,Reddit Gold user and elite atheist with an IQ of 116
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WvK5WC4ns0

Redditor and four times Jenga world champion here. This is blatant cheating. If you look real closely at 0:01, you can see her fingers touching at least three additional pieces, rendering her move invalid. This would have gotten her disqualified from a proper game of Jenga, as well as banned from the ranks of Reddit's elite intellectuals. Reported to the admins of Reddit, let's see how long this video stays up. tips fedora– Joffrey Benedict,Reddit Gold user and professional atheist with an IQ of 116
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS10mmDvDCs

Redditor and professional atheist here. Koalas are the lazy, fat fucks of the animal kingdom. All they do is sit around, eat and argue. As an elite intellectual, I would be ashamed to spend more than a milliparsec wasting time like that. Luckily I am a stage 4 super redditor, and can therefore hypermeme with extreme efficiency. 9gag plebs need not respond. tips fedora– Joffrey Benedict,Reddit Gold user and moderator of /r/MyLittlePony
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djK_ucSYpaw