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Ace Combat: The Barkan War

Jun 10th, 2017
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  1. <<Woofius 1, engage>>
  2.  
  3. << Here comes the ball. >>
  4.  
  5. << leashes, what have leashes given us? >>
  6.  
  7. << You still a good boy? >>
  8.  
  9. Did you know...there are three kind of dogs? Those who seek masters approval, those who live to fetch, and those who can read the cat's movements. Those are the three. And him, he was a true dog.
  10.  
  11. << Dogs who spend a long time in their owners' beds start to think they're good dogs. I bet you do too, boy. >>
  12.  
  13. << This is The Park. Dead Dogs' bones hold no meaning. >>
  14.  
  15. <<CHEW HISTOYRIA>>
  16.  
  17. <<You're not gonna believe this Jean-Louis! All of them have Bone insignias!>>
  18.  
  19. We need good boys after the war too. Be sure to make it home in one piece.
  20.  
  21. <<Launch Nimbone>>
  22.  
  23. Good morning, doggos. I have an important announcement. In one hour, each one of you will take part in the most important mission in our history. A mission that will result in the defeat of the vile enemy who has brought chaos to our park. Although we are from different nations and of different breeds, we have fought, suffered and died together. Fighting for what we believe in, fighting for walkies. Today, we shall gather for the final battle to liberate our beautiful park and restore freedom to our doggos, our friends, and our families. Our victory will herald the beginning of a new era of prosperity for the City Park. Victory will be ours! We shall return peace to our park. We will win back our walkies and our treats. The park belongs to everyone. Now, let us take back our "pulverized park"!
  24.  
  25. The gate to the new yard has been opened. My bark shall be the wind that enters the gate. When the sleeping master awakes, My bark, too, shall surely rise.
  26.  
  27. Joshua Barkstow. Former Captain in the Osean Air Defense Force, 8th Air Division, 32nd Tactical Retriever Squadron.
  28. His actions during the Belkan War are surrounded in mystery and he is rumored to be one of the founding members of A Yard With No Fences.
  29. His whereabouts were unknown after the decisive battle of Waldreich, but several years later he resurfaced as the leader of a rottie organization. Today he is serving time in the pound.
  30. >This darkness and that little mail slot are my entire yard now. I'm actually rather fond of it. The darkness envelops me in a borderless yard, a yard with no fences.
  31. >He was not the reason we were unable to change the yard. No matter what the desired outcome is, the yard can still change as long as dogs expand their digging and desire change.
  32. >Today's yard has already changed from what it was back then.
  33.  
  34. Bork Bork Bork!...listen to our beautiful call! This is AWACS, Woofka Doega. That would mean 'Sky Eye' in your language.
  35.  
  36. << Woofius 1, you've got two Bobcats on your tail! Bark! BARK! >>
  37.  
  38. << The enemy's got a lock on you! Frisbee! FRISBEE! >>
  39.  
  40. Albark Genette: Who do you think's scratching up the garden?
  41.  
  42. Jack Barklett: Listen, the only thing across that fence is Murska Air Base. That's Catobanian territory.
  43.  
  44. Albark Genette: But, haven't we been allies with the Cats since the war fifteen years ago?
  45.  
  46. Ace Combat 5: Pack Leader
  47. (The Barkbird, the Hroofaxi, etc)
  48.  
  49. Ace Combat Zero: The Barkan War
  50. (Excalibark, the Hresvelgroof, etc)
  51.  
  52. << We're coming up on the Space Leash. Any cats? >>
  53.  
  54. CAN YOU TAKE THE RUG AWAAAAY?
  55.  
  56. CAN YOU TAKE THE RUG AWAAAAY?
  57.  
  58. WHEN YOU RUBBED IT IN MY FAAAAACE
  59.  
  60. EXPLAIN AGAIN THE STAAAAAIN
  61.  
  62. <<DAMNIT ! CONFIRMED LAUNCH OF THE BALL>>
  63.  
  64. << The 101 Dalmatians squadron doesn't exist! >>
  65.  
  66. We will carry out the new creation of digging through the power of Loyalty. Yards... dogs... Masters... all will be liberated. This is the new state "A Yard With No Fences" will create. Neither leashes nor breeds have meaning. We will erase these unnecessary leashes. The Yard With No Fences will paw a new story. The world will change.
  67.  
  68. <<Now the Vet is finally over. I've got a girlfriend back at the garden. I'm gonna propose to her when we get back. I even dug up the flowers!>>
  69.  
  70. <<Warning, unknown aircraft approaching at high speed! Break, break!>>
  71.  
  72. <<Aw, dang it!>>
  73. <<...So... have you found a reason to bite yet... Buddy?>>
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