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- Video/Audio/Text source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGPg3bq-5ZI
- ELIZABETH
- No way! Are you guys geniuses or something!?
- I tried so hard to keep you alive until the very end.
- If you'd just stayed locked up, you'd painlessly melt away, and have a peaceful death.
- MC:
- Judging from Elizabeth's reaction,
- This seems to have been the final puzzle.
- As I step forward to tell her to get out of Sakura's body,
- Gilgamesh suddenly calls out.
- Gilgamesh:
- Stop there, Master. Your job is to collect pictures. Allow me to discipline that worthless dragon.
- You should already know this, but is it not time to reveal her third SG?
- MC:
- Third SG...?
- N-no, I don't understand at all, and the "Five Approaches to Meditation"* isn't responding either.
- [*Gojoushinkan, Buddhist term]
- Gilgamesh:
- Hah hah hah hah. You have quite the rotten personality, to be feigning such ignorance.
- However, I will not allow it. It is a king's right to strum a pitiful girl's majestic voice.
- Even I can solve problems myself once in a while. You may just stand there and admire my royal authority.
- Elizabeth:
- Wh-what do you want, Gorgeous? Now that I think about it, you've been acting strangely mature this time around...
- B-but your eyes are as unsightly as ever. You're a snake. They embody everything about men. Their ruthlessness, their cruelty, their lack of delicacy. All in your snake eyes!
- The one I want to bully is that baby squirrel over there. I never called for you, but I'll let you off just this once. Now get lost.
- Gilgamesh:
- Hmph. I am not someone to be mocked, you crass dragon girl. And, I am sorry. I apologize for my insensitivity.
- MC:
- Whaaa!? No way!
- H-he really apologized!
- It was just a little bit, but that King of Heroes just lowered his head and expressed regret!
- Elizabeth:
- Wait, what are you apologizing for!?
- I never wanted you to-
- Gilgamesh:
- No, I am apologizing on behalf of the entire male gender, for being too imperceptive to understand the subtleties of girls.
- That's all, o chaste dragon. I'm sorry for ignoring you all this time, in spite of your calls for attention.
- This may not be much in the way of apology, but I want you to accept this. Here we go... King Of Heroes: Cast Off!
- Elizabeth:
- Waaaaaaaaaah!?
- MC:
- What the heck!?
- Has he also turned into a Berserker!?
- Elizabeth:
- Eeeeeeeeeek! Creeper, creeper, creeper! Why are you exposing yourself in public!?
- Gilgamesh:
- Your embarrassment is only natural. My naked body surpasses even the finest diamonds in this world. And, it must be an even more splendid sight for virgins.
- MC:
- Huh?
- V-virgin, meaning Elizabeth?
- Gilgamesh:
- But, I shall forgive your innocence. Why don't you come closer? I shall grant you the king's favor!
- Elizabeth:
- A-a-a-a-a-a [etc.]
- MC:
- Elizabeth's entire body is turning red with embarrassment, and probably anger as well.
- I don't want to believe it... but, that means the last SG is...
- Elizabeth:
- Are you insane!? Who are you calling a virgin!? As if I'd be impressed by th-
- Gilgamesh:
- Then come closer. If you are so experienced, then come stare a bit more. Or not, if that suits you.
- MC:
- And the naked king strikes a rather captivating pose.
- It is super effective.
- Elizabeth:
- Awawawa...
- Gilgamesh:
- Now, charge, [name]!
- Hahaha, now's not the time to be awestruck!
- MC:
- That is so not what I'm doing, I declare with all my might as I run towards Elizabeth.
- I'm sorry, Elizabeth... I'm really sorry.
- I'm so sorry for bringing this crazy servant here!
- --
- I got it. I took it from Elizabeth.
- The sheer shock has left Elizabeth's face steaming red.
- --
- She doesn't appear to be an ego. I can't see any sign of damage on her body.
- Perhaps she wants to burst apart and disappear from this place.
- Elizabeth:
- You gorgeous creeper! Save me, father, there's a nudist after me!
- Gilgamesh:
- Hm, that was not according to plan. Worthless dragon, this is supposed to be the part where you're so amazed by my majesty that you surrender to me.
- But, that was not your fault. I may just be too beautiful.
- She sought beauty in her own twisted way. Realizing the mistake in her methods must have left her trembling in fear.
- MC:
- I'll leave that with no comment.
- I can't tell what can of worms I'd be opening up with any unnecessary remarks.
- Rin:
- ...Well. That King of Heroes can be really dumb at times.
- Rani:
- There's a fine line between that and genius, I guess. The student council has decided to delete those five minutes from the records.
- President [Name], don't bring that up again, and get back to work on eliminating the virus.
- MC:
- Rani's completely right.
- I'll not wonder whether he cast off just to mess with Elizabeth, or if he was actually serious.
- Right now, I need to focus on saving Sakura.
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