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A.U.O. CAST OFF (Translation might not be exact)

Mar 30th, 2013
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  1. Video/Audio/Text source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGPg3bq-5ZI
  2.  
  3. ELIZABETH
  4. No way! Are you guys geniuses or something!?
  5. I tried so hard to keep you alive until the very end.
  6. If you'd just stayed locked up, you'd painlessly melt away, and have a peaceful death.
  7.  
  8. MC:
  9. Judging from Elizabeth's reaction,
  10. This seems to have been the final puzzle.
  11.  
  12. As I step forward to tell her to get out of Sakura's body,
  13. Gilgamesh suddenly calls out.
  14.  
  15. Gilgamesh:
  16. Stop there, Master. Your job is to collect pictures. Allow me to discipline that worthless dragon.
  17. You should already know this, but is it not time to reveal her third SG?
  18.  
  19. MC:
  20. Third SG...?
  21.  
  22. N-no, I don't understand at all, and the "Five Approaches to Meditation"* isn't responding either.
  23.  
  24. [*Gojoushinkan, Buddhist term]
  25.  
  26. Gilgamesh:
  27. Hah hah hah hah. You have quite the rotten personality, to be feigning such ignorance.
  28. However, I will not allow it. It is a king's right to strum a pitiful girl's majestic voice.
  29. Even I can solve problems myself once in a while. You may just stand there and admire my royal authority.
  30.  
  31. Elizabeth:
  32. Wh-what do you want, Gorgeous? Now that I think about it, you've been acting strangely mature this time around...
  33. B-but your eyes are as unsightly as ever. You're a snake. They embody everything about men. Their ruthlessness, their cruelty, their lack of delicacy. All in your snake eyes!
  34. The one I want to bully is that baby squirrel over there. I never called for you, but I'll let you off just this once. Now get lost.
  35.  
  36. Gilgamesh:
  37. Hmph. I am not someone to be mocked, you crass dragon girl. And, I am sorry. I apologize for my insensitivity.
  38.  
  39. MC:
  40. Whaaa!? No way!
  41. H-he really apologized!
  42. It was just a little bit, but that King of Heroes just lowered his head and expressed regret!
  43.  
  44. Elizabeth:
  45. Wait, what are you apologizing for!?
  46. I never wanted you to-
  47.  
  48. Gilgamesh:
  49. No, I am apologizing on behalf of the entire male gender, for being too imperceptive to understand the subtleties of girls.
  50. That's all, o chaste dragon. I'm sorry for ignoring you all this time, in spite of your calls for attention.
  51. This may not be much in the way of apology, but I want you to accept this. Here we go... King Of Heroes: Cast Off!
  52.  
  53. Elizabeth:
  54. Waaaaaaaaaah!?
  55.  
  56. MC:
  57. What the heck!?
  58. Has he also turned into a Berserker!?
  59.  
  60. Elizabeth:
  61. Eeeeeeeeeek! Creeper, creeper, creeper! Why are you exposing yourself in public!?
  62.  
  63. Gilgamesh:
  64. Your embarrassment is only natural. My naked body surpasses even the finest diamonds in this world. And, it must be an even more splendid sight for virgins.
  65.  
  66. MC:
  67. Huh?
  68. V-virgin, meaning Elizabeth?
  69.  
  70. Gilgamesh:
  71. But, I shall forgive your innocence. Why don't you come closer? I shall grant you the king's favor!
  72.  
  73. Elizabeth:
  74. A-a-a-a-a-a [etc.]
  75.  
  76. MC:
  77. Elizabeth's entire body is turning red with embarrassment, and probably anger as well.
  78.  
  79. I don't want to believe it... but, that means the last SG is...
  80.  
  81. Elizabeth:
  82. Are you insane!? Who are you calling a virgin!? As if I'd be impressed by th-
  83.  
  84. Gilgamesh:
  85. Then come closer. If you are so experienced, then come stare a bit more. Or not, if that suits you.
  86.  
  87. MC:
  88. And the naked king strikes a rather captivating pose.
  89. It is super effective.
  90.  
  91. Elizabeth:
  92. Awawawa...
  93.  
  94. Gilgamesh:
  95. Now, charge, [name]!
  96. Hahaha, now's not the time to be awestruck!
  97.  
  98. MC:
  99. That is so not what I'm doing, I declare with all my might as I run towards Elizabeth.
  100.  
  101. I'm sorry, Elizabeth... I'm really sorry.
  102. I'm so sorry for bringing this crazy servant here!
  103. --
  104. I got it. I took it from Elizabeth.
  105. The sheer shock has left Elizabeth's face steaming red.
  106. --
  107. She doesn't appear to be an ego. I can't see any sign of damage on her body.
  108.  
  109. Perhaps she wants to burst apart and disappear from this place.
  110.  
  111. Elizabeth:
  112. You gorgeous creeper! Save me, father, there's a nudist after me!
  113.  
  114. Gilgamesh:
  115. Hm, that was not according to plan. Worthless dragon, this is supposed to be the part where you're so amazed by my majesty that you surrender to me.
  116. But, that was not your fault. I may just be too beautiful.
  117. She sought beauty in her own twisted way. Realizing the mistake in her methods must have left her trembling in fear.
  118.  
  119. MC:
  120. I'll leave that with no comment.
  121.  
  122. I can't tell what can of worms I'd be opening up with any unnecessary remarks.
  123.  
  124. Rin:
  125. ...Well. That King of Heroes can be really dumb at times.
  126.  
  127. Rani:
  128. There's a fine line between that and genius, I guess. The student council has decided to delete those five minutes from the records.
  129. President [Name], don't bring that up again, and get back to work on eliminating the virus.
  130.  
  131. MC:
  132. Rani's completely right.
  133. I'll not wonder whether he cast off just to mess with Elizabeth, or if he was actually serious.
  134. Right now, I need to focus on saving Sakura.
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