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- amietron: dude
- amietron: do you know vhalin?
- 'Makk: not in rl
- amietron: but in game, you know who he is?
- 'Makk: yea
- amietron: yesterday he added me to his friends list and started creeping on me
- 'Makk: what was he saying
- amietron: like oh do you have a pic?
- amietron: and then i said no
- amietron: and then he's like oh i go to community college and i like my living situation and my car
- amietron: telling me things like i give a fuck
- amietron: then is like, why aren't you talking to me? why are you so shy and quiet and reserved?
- amietron: then was like, oh one thing i don't have is a pocket med
- amietron: then why don't you be my pocket med instead of gambon?
- amietron: then he says something like oh i'll duel gambon
- amietron: and all the while i'm reading all this to gambon and he's laughing
- amietron: then he messages me again today like "hi"
- amietron: Never tell your password to anyone.
- Monday, July 13, 2009
- 7:12 PM - vhalin: hey
- vhalin is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
- vhalin is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
- 7:34 PM - amietron: hi
- 7:36 PM - vhalin: hey
- 7:36 PM - vhalin: you know
- 7:36 PM - vhalin: not everyone on the internet is trying to rape you
- 7:36 PM - amietron: OK
- 7:39 PM - amietron: why are you telling me this?
- amietron: 7:46 PM - vhalin: so you can be a little bit more friendly to everyone :]
- 7:47 PM - amietron: do you message guys you add to your friends list and ask them for a pic?
- 7:47 PM - amietron: or tell them that you live alone and are content with your car but you feel bad about yourself because you go to community college?
- 7:48 PM - vhalin: i asked jjjaxn for his pic yesterday
- 7:48 PM - vhalin: :)
- 7:48 PM - amietron: yeah, ok what about everyone else?
- 7:48 PM - amietron: i'm sure you do it to girls only
- 7:49 PM - vhalin: usually i get a facebook
- amietron: 7:49 PM - amietron: i don't play tf2 because i'm looking for a boyfriend
- 7:49 PM - vhalin: what really
- 7:49 PM - amietron: that's why i don't talk in game
- 7:49 PM - vhalin: I THOUGHT THATS WHAT THIS GAME IS FOR?!?!
- 7:50 PM - vhalin: you know, you are probably trying to explain why i might come across as weird, but the sad part ist hat this is the most friendly ive ever seen you act
- 7:50 PM - amietron: go ask jackson if i'm nice to him
- amietron: 7:50 PM - vhalin: you werent that time in the server
- 7:51 PM - vhalin: please its not "jackson" you pronounce it "juh juh juh jaxin"
- 7:51 PM - vhalin: when someone acts friendly to you usually the correct response both in person and over the internet is to act friendly back
- 7:51 PM - vhalin: not to "..."
- 7:51 PM - amietron: you were telling me your life story
- 7:52 PM - vhalin: there was a premise for it
- 7:52 PM - amietron: and asking why i was healing gambon and not you
- 7:52 PM - vhalin: why would anyone not heal me?
- 7:52 PM - amietron: you're good, but if you're creeping on every girl you talk to in tf2
- 7:52 PM - amietron: then wonder why you don't have a pocket med
- amietron: 7:52 PM - amietron: then maybe that's your answer
- 7:52 PM - vhalin: if i wanted a good pocket med id ask a guy
- 7:53 PM - vhalin: but
- 7:53 PM - vhalin: you know im trying to get some laughs
- 7:53 PM - vhalin: i have a few pocket meds
- 7:53 PM - vhalin: but i could always use more
- 7:53 PM - vhalin: i mean
- 7:53 PM - vhalin: that are girls
- 7:54 PM - vhalin: you are especially entertaining to talk to because you dont ever say anything
- 7:54 PM - vhalin: it just makes it all the more hilarious
- 7:54 PM - amietron: ok
- 7:55 PM - vhalin: i have several female pocket meds
- 7:55 PM - vhalin: but none as attractive as you
- 7:56 PM - vhalin: but you know.... its not like im the only person that feels this way
- 7:57 PM - vhalin: in fact i asked someone today
- 7:57 PM - vhalin: who knows you
- amietron: 7:57 PM - vhalin: i was like "whats up with amietron that bitch is stuck up as hell"
- 7:57 PM - vhalin: and he said
- 7:57 PM - vhalin: "yeah she acts like everyone is going to rape her"
- 7:57 PM - vhalin: which you know put it into better words
- 7:58 PM - vhalin: im not the only person who feels this way so dont act as if me trying to cupcake with you has some how changed you into a bitch that you arent usually are
- 7:58 PM - vhalin: for reals for someone with as thick of a bitch shield as you i expected you to be way hotter....
- 7:59 PM - vhalin: did a bunch of my retarded white bretheren with yellow fevor hit on you to end to the point where you think youre the hottest shit on the earth
- amietron: 8:02 PM - vhalin: and for the record
- 8:02 PM - vhalin: im happy with my APPARTMENT
- 8:02 PM - vhalin: or content
- 8:03 PM - vhalin: but im fucking exuberant with my car
- 8:04 PM - vhalin: let me get on your nuts now for telling me you go to UCSC
- 8:04 PM - vhalin: like
- 8:04 PM - vhalin: fucking creepy
- 8:04 PM - vhalin: is it only because i grew up in anta cruz
- 8:04 PM - vhalin: that you go around talking to people o n TF2 about how you went to ucsc WHAT THE FUCK
- 8:07 PM - vhalin: oh and for the record i only told you i went to a cc because you told me you went to ucsc
- 8:07 PM - vhalin: fuckin hypocrite
- 8:09 PM - amietron: i'm a hypocrite how?
- 8:10 PM - vhalin: you wanna give me shit about going to community college
- 8:10 PM - vhalin: or
- 8:10 PM - vhalin: for telling you
- 8:11 PM - vhalin: i went to community college
- 8:11 PM - vhalin: after you told me you went to ucsc
- 8:11 PM - vhalin: which neither of us should give shit eachother for BEIN JUST A *LITTLE BIT* FRIENDLY
- amietron: 8:11 PM - amietron: i told you i went to ucsc past tense as in, i'm familiar with the area
- 8:11 PM - vhalin: i told you i went to a cc
- 8:11 PM - vhalin: as in
- 8:11 PM - vhalin: im a loser
- 8:12 PM - amietron: why would i care either way?
- 8:12 PM - vhalin: but then im not because i live on my own get it?
- 8:12 PM - vhalin: why would i care that you went to ucsc
- 8:12 PM - vhalin: who cares its called BEIN FRIENDLY
- 8:12 PM - vhalin: like
- 8:12 PM - vhalin: do you ignore people irl too?
- 8:14 PM - amietron: no
- 8:15 PM - vhalin: so can we start over
- 8:15 PM - vhalin: and just be COOL
- 8:16 PM - vhalin: without me whipping my giant e-cock out, and you without having your bitch shield on
- 8:16 PM - amietron: why do i need to have these long, extensive conversations wtih you?
- 8:17 PM - vhalin: i brought up my e-cock and the next adjectives that came out was long and exentsive
- 8:17 PM - vhalin: rawr
- 8:17 PM - amietron: this is why i don't talk to you
- 8:17 PM - vhalin: thats why you still are
- 8:17 PM - vhalin: i know about a million and one other girls that would laugh at that
- 8:17 PM - vhalin: but i guess when youre as hot as you are
- 8:18 PM - vhalin: you would think with all those interests in losing weight, dieting and exercise on your live journal you wouldnt be such a FAT ASS
- 8:21 PM - vhalin: like are you that unhappy with yourself that you have to project your unhappiness on other people
- amietron is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
- amietron is now Away.
- 'Makk: rofl.
- 'Makk: wow
- 'Makk: unfriend
- 'Makk: end of story
- amietron is now Online.
- 'Makk: i like his pick up lines
- amietron: fucking creep
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