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Brew of Love

Aug 22nd, 2012
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  1. Brew of Love
  2. > Deep in the forest lives a great tree
  3. > The branches hang low and wide
  4. > Flowers, thick grass, and nuts are found beneath this mighty resident of the forest
  5. > Many animals make their home there in the peaceful meadow beneath the tree
  6. > Squirrels, birds, bugs, and even a cat
  7. > However; the strangest resident is the fluffy pony
  8. > Burrowing many shallow dens beneath the wide roots they have created a veritable city of fluff
  9. > There is no smarty, but these fluffies cannot remember a time before the big tree
  10. > For many years they have burrowed and grazed the surrounding field and forest
  11. > "Hewd giff pwesent tuu big twee! Big twee hewp fwuffies! Fwuffies wuv big twee!"
  12. > A nearly gray fluffy once bright blue and red sits on his haunches and raises his forlegs to the tree
  13. > "Twee fwuff take nummies tuu big twee! Big twee be happeh! Happeh twee keep hewd safe!"
  14. > The graying fluff backs up head down and places his face on the dirt floor
  15. > At least a dozen older fluffies are watching this ritual performed once every scary dark
  16. > Tonight the ball will be missing
  17. > This used to scare the fluffies
  18. > Without it they're totally blind in the forest
  19. > Many nights they lay sleepless in fear hugging to suppress the fear of absolute darkness
  20. > Trembling and pleading for the bright ball to return and save them from the scary dark
  21. > Then a long time ago a very good fluffy named Tree made their tree home a friend who protects fluffies
  22. > Tree was the first gray fluff, and he was very clever
  23. > Now nestled in the friendly roots and soft earth fluffies sleep soundly durring the scary night
  24. > Thanks to the gift the tree will keep them safe
  25. > As the fluffies watch the old stallion bow before the small pile of nuts a squirrel appears
  26. > It tentatively sniffs the pile
  27. > Then takes a nut and flees up into the branches
  28. > This happens several more times until the pile is gone
  29. > Somehow sensing the removal of all the nuts, or perhaps just tired of smelling dirt the fluffy rises
  30. > "Fwiend! Twee hewp fwuffies! Keep fwuffies safe! Wuv fwuffies!"
  31. > The crowd of younger and adult fluffies cheers
  32. > Some hug others cry and thank the tree
  33. > This bizarre ritual is repeated in various other instances as well
  34. > When the river is low and the water is foul they leave a gift of blue berries on a leaf that floats down river
  35. > When the sky ball is too hot they leave open red berries for the dragon flies
  36. > And, when a mare has the strange tummy feel they throw a party
  37. > Actually, they throw parties a lot but that's beside the point
  38. > "Nao!"
  39. > The graying stallion speaks once more to the gathered fluffies
  40. > "Fiwwy wowsy weady fow fiwst speciaw huggies!"
  41. > An older filly timidly steps towards the old large fluffy
  42. > "Fwiends, wowsy nee a husban! Who wuud wuv dis fiwwy?"
  43. > A nearby line of colts, some with mothers and sisters speak
  44. > "Weaf wan giff speciaw hugs!" "Buzzy wuv Wowsy!" "Bwight giff bebbehs tuu wowsy!"
  45. > The three colts are nearing their first breeding season
  46. > And older mares have had to keep their ornery colts in line for this ritual
  47. > "Den, cowts come hewe! Must eat da siwwy nummies!"
  48. > The colts are nervous and only Bright steps forward at first
  49. > "Bwight nuu fwaid of' siwwy nummies! Nuu scawy!"
  50. > A leaf covered with mushy red berries is brought forward for each colt
  51. > "Now! Who eats da siwwy nummies..."
  52. > Bright is already munching on the pungent fruit
  53. > "Naom naom nom nom bwight nom nom best cowt nom nom know how eat nummies! dummy."
  54. > The other two look at gray fluff
  55. > "Fwuffy was sayin, whoeffa eat siwwy nummies an NO Sikkies! Wiww be husban!"
  56. > The other two begin slowly eating the disgusting berries
  57. > Bright has already finished and is moving to mate the scared filly
  58. > "Bwight finnich numbies! Giff speciaw huggies now!"
  59. > The old fluffy doesn't attempt to stop him
  60. > Mounting the filly the woozy looking colt tries to hump but is unable to become erect
  61. > "Nuu! Nuu wike bwight! Scawy fwuffy! Nuu Wike!"
  62. > The filly manages to wiggle out from under the dizzy colt who now falls over
  63. > "O...oooo..oo..ooh... mm.. uck... nummies... nuu siwwy... nummies awe yickkie... o. URK!"
  64. > Now vomiting a red berry mush the colt clutches his hurting tummy and cries
  65. > "Nuu..blueaghhhhhh... nuu-hh-hh-nuu blugh.. bealgh! hh--h--h-h-h-nuu sikkie! bleagh! owwies..."
  66. > With most of the fermented berries out some chewed and digested grass is also vomited
  67. > Gray fluff speaks once more, this time to the sick colt
  68. > "Yuu nuu wissen tu gwey fwuffies, gwey fwuffies good mummahs an daddies fow hewd."
  69. > "Fwuffies who dun wissen tu hewd awe bad fwuffies, bad fwuffies nuu get bebbehs!"
  70. > The sobbing and vomiting colt is now left where he lies twitching and barely coughing
  71. > "Nu..nu..hh-hh-hh-nuu... wan be daddeh... nuu-hh-hh-hh-hh- nuu bad..."
  72. > Another colt has barely finished his share and begins trembling
  73. > "Fwuahfee hown huuuuwties... why gwassies spinny?"
  74. > The green unicorn leaf has also begun crying, his head spinning and burning with pain
  75. > His legs are so wobbly that he simply slumps over convulsing
  76. > Leaf however, does not get sick fast enough
  77. > The berries were eaten too slowly
  78. > The alcohol in the fermented fruits has made its way into his blood
  79. > A tiny liver tries desperately to filter out the sudden flood of toxins
  80. > He coughs and begins to vomit, but it's too late
  81. > He cries and wails for a minute then his eyes glaze over
  82. > The unicorn's takes the longest sleep
  83. > Gray fluff speaks to the herd in front of the deceased Leaf
  84. > "Haff saddies fow Weaf, buh Weaf tuu weak. Weak bebbehs haff biggest sweepies wike weaf."
  85. > The gray fluff and those around him bow in solace at the dead unicorn colt
  86. > Some cry others simply sniffle
  87. > His mother and sister are beside themselves
  88. > "NUUU! WEAFIE! WEAFIE! WAKIES! MUMMAH HEWE! NUU WEAK WEAFIE! BWAVE! BWAVE AN STWONG AN.. an..."
  89. > The mother simply cries as she realizes the gray fluff are right
  90. > Her daughter simply hugs the body trying to resuscitate him
  91. > She pulls the filly away and hugs her till they both stop crying later that day
  92. > The last fluffy now shivers his horn trembling as he tries to eat the berries as well
  93. > "F-f-f-f-fwuffy nuu wan siwwy nummies... Siwwy nummies giff fwiends sikkies an big sweepies..."
  94. > "Nuu wan sweepies... wan wuv Wowsy... Buzzy wuv Wowsy... nuu wan weave Wowsy..."
  95. > The reddish gray fluff looks to his fellow grays who nod at him
  96. > "Buzzy! Uppies yow head! Yuu good fwuffy! Wemembow mows impowtant wesson abowt siwwy nummies!"
  97. > "Neffa eat too many siwwy nummies!"
  98. > Buzzy realizing that he passed the test cheers and hugs Rosy though he's still quite drunk for a fluffy
  99. > A recently vacated burrow is given as a gift to the good fluffy husban an wifey
  100. > Who proceed to snuggle in their new cozy burrow
  101. > Buzzy falls asleep nearly immediately embracing his new wife
  102. > The gray fluff take the deceased Leaf towards the den of the cat monster for tribute
  103. > Who drags the little body into his hole in the big tree
  104. > Bright is given the chance to leave or serve the herd with no special hugs
  105. > Bright leaves only to be overcome by the dangerous forest beyond the big tree later that night
  106. > He dies trying to fight a pile of ants he accidentally steps on
  107. > With all of the fluffy problems solved for now the gray fluff move into the sun and sleep
  108. > Their faded fluff hides the once vibrant colors of playful fluffies
  109. > Around them a healthy and relatively happy herd plays, eats, and raises their young
  110. > Near the pile a bee lands upon a rose
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