Scene for Dummies - Official Lyrics

"Scene for Dummies"

[Da Kurlzz]
What! Yo this is Da Kurlzz bitch!
We ain't just a gang motha'fucka, but a way of life!
Yo check it! This is my boy! THA PRODUCA

[Tha Producer]
All you fans on Sunset show me where the fuck you at
Scene kids ghetto stars come on grab your gats
All the world and Hollywood drinking 40's in the hood
Tila Tila shake that ass like you know you should

All you fans on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at
Chad Crews gettin' bruised now it's time to move
All the world and Hollywood drinking 40's in the hood
Tila Tila shake that ass like you know you should

[Funny Man]
Hollywood Undead, get it through your head (funnyman)
Download this song, put it in your IPOD
Fuck that put it on your homepage
You'll be the coolest kid on fuckin' myspace
I'm at the scene club, told Jeffree Star to beat it
Cause I left her a comment
And saw that bitch delete it
And that's fucked up because I sent it from my sidekick
You got beef? meet me on Franklin and Highland!!

(Chorus: Tha Producer)

[Charlie Scene]
It's Charlie Scene! He ain't ever lookin' cheesy
It's Charlie Scene! It ain't easy being sceney
If I was you, I'd hate me too
We can take it to the parking lot like 82, AND BRING YOUR CREW!
And I'd hate to be the one to break the news
Whoever chipped Matties tooth
I'll shank you too! BITCH!
That night at 82 the parking lot was stacked
I grabbed my gat and got my hand stamped by Matt
I could barely walk around cause the dance floor was so packed
I walked to the back and lit off some black cats -
BAP BAP BAP hahaha!
Scene kids, tired of gettin' picked on by mean kids
And I'd hate to be obscene kid, but have you scene my penis?
(I HAVE)
I know you have, cause that shit is bomb
My dicks got more friends then Tom
These scene clubs I run these
I should write the book how to be scene for dummies!

(Chorus: Tha Producer)

[Shady Jeff]
Shit, fuckin' shit was brutal, I broke that fuckin' bitch off.

Yo, Shady Jeff at the mike
Wanna shout out to my boys in FFTL on tour
Roommate (des) Chad Crews
No more pills FOOL!!!
Dave and Bridge
Pirate Dog, Ev Sesh your mom misses you, wrecking crew girls
The Frauds, Rosie where the fuck the treats at!!
Apt 20, Franklin and highland, ave 43 nela fool
South pas, eagle rock, north Hollywood Compton, INGLEWOOD!

[Da Kurlzz]
818! 212! 310! 323! LA BIATCH!

(Chorus: Tha Producer)

[Shady Jeff]
I cummed in her mouth (imitating da producer)

[Tha Producer]
FUCK YOU SHADY JEFF!