Culture festival, served with a smile 2-4H

Culture festival, served with a smile 2-4H

[Hero Club room]

Kar: Jeez! Cut it out and wake up already!

Fuu: Yeah, yeah. Karin's still noisy, even in a dream.

Kar: I'm telling you, this is reality! For crying out loud, how do we make her understand...

Fuu: Don't know, I don't really mind how you do it.

Fuu: That's right! There's a certain way to determine if this is a dream or not.

Fuu: Yuuna, gather everyone at the usual place!

[Kameya]

Yuu: Fuu-senpai, everyone is here.

Its: Onee-chan, how are you planning to determine if this is a dream or not in an udon restaurant?

Fuu: Heh heh, a good question indeed. Then let me announce this!

Fuu: If this world really is a dream, then I won't get full no matter how much udon I eat!

Yuu: I see! That's our Fuu-senpai!

Tou: Aah, even Yuuna-chan's in that world now...

Fuu: Did the Hero Club win? Or did it not? The answer to that lies within my stomach!

Fuu: It's time to consume udon, for the sake of the Hero Club's victory!

Nat: I see, then I'll support you. Fuu, good luck. You can win.

Kar: No, look, we've already won.

Its: Onee-chan already started eating while Karin-san was telling her off...

Fuu: *nom nom nom* Mmm, delicious! If this is a dream... I can eat as much as I want, right?

Fuu: Whew! I can eat, eat more and eat again! What a wonderful world this is!

Yuu: Fuu-senpai is eating so energetically. Maybe this really is a dream...

Tou: Yuuna-chan, don't get tricked! Fuu-senpai is just being her usual glutton self.

Yuu: You think? I feel like she's eating more than usual.

Fuu: Mmm, delicious! You'd never think a dream could have broth this aromatic or noodles with mouthfeel this good! Itsuki, how many bowls does this make?

Its: Sorry, I haven't been counting today. But I think you might be on track to beating your personal record.

Fuu: See? This is a dream, after all. *nom nom* I mean, I can still keep going.

Fuu: In this world, I can eat udon endlessly... Hm? What?

Its: Onee-chan's chopsticks stopped moving! Could this be...

Fuu: Urgh. This is strange. I'm suddenly feeling full...

Tou: The noodles in her stomach must've begun to absorb the liquid and expand.

Fuu: Urgh, I can't eat anymore... It hurts. Karin, save me...

Kar: Haah, I told you. So, have you accepted it yet? This is reality.

Kar: The Hero Club's first victory, the one you kept craving all these years, is finally within our hands!

Fuu: I see, got it.

Kar: What's with that weak reaction!?

Its: Onee-chan, we won! Aren't you happy!?

Fuu: I am, but... Sorry, now's not the time. Stomach medicine, does anyone have stomach medicine!?

Aka: Looks like right now she wants stomach medicine more than the long-cherished victory.

Ren: Heh. This must be what they call human karma.

Kir: You could probably turn this into a rakugo story.