FoE PNP Group 9 Session 11

[16:58] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Group Nine is in trouble. With only sixty minutes to scour the far corners of the Pier for seven sub-balefire warheads under the control of some evil pony, the group has already recovered two of them. We join them in Prahv's Royal Kitchens, seventeen minutes into their sixty minutes of insanity.
[16:58] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Challenger and Desert_Eagle are currently in the Kitchen themselves, Strifer is somewhere, and Cloudy_Breeze and Lollygag have both arrived in an empty conference room.
[16:59] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  *** PnP Group Number Nine: Session 11 ***
[17:01] <Challenger> "Well, that's three down."
[17:01] * Strifer is in the main room with the 4 doors, had just jabbed a syringe of Med-X into her leg to ease  her pain. "Fuck me..Yeah.. Much better." She mumbles to nopony. Rocking forward she stands up and starts limping towards the kitchen where Chal had shouted from.
[17:02] <Challenger> {2}
[17:02] * Cloudy_Breeze frowns slightly, and looks to Lolly. "Ya find anythin'? All ah found was a computer and a bunch of books."
[17:02] * Challenger nods. "Got explosives of the nuclear variety."
[17:03] * Desert_Eagle trots over to Chal, looking down at the case. "Well, better tell th' others then. We still got five more o' 'em t' find."
[17:03] * Lollygag sighs at the loss and turns heading for the door, "They shouted they found it, if you didn't hear from the other room, come on..."
[17:03] <Challenger> "And only about forty minutes to do it... at this rate we won't make it."
[17:03] * Desert_Eagle groans. "Not t' mention none o' us knows a thing 'bout how t' disarm 'em."
[17:04] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  There's a gunshot in the distance, followed by a terrified scream. Clock is ticking. Clock. Is. Ticking.
[17:04] * Cloudy_Breeze shakes her head. "Ah was there when they did, turns out it was a false alarm."
[17:04] <Challenger> "We'll deal with that later." Pauses at the gunshot. "Right now we gotta get moving."
[17:04] * Strifer "Ya comming back with that shit or what?!"
[17:05] * Strifer winces in pain from the shouting.
[17:05] * Desert_Eagle nods. "OI! EVERYPONY! WE GOT IT!" He yells.
[17:06] * Cloudy_Breeze turns back, and returns with "Ya sure? Maybe y'all should double check and make sure ya don't got a cake instead!"
[17:06] * Lollygag mumbles something inarticulate as she hurries back into the main hall.
[17:07] * Strifer starts to head for the enterance. "Lets get the fuck out of here already." She mumbles.
[17:08] <Desert_Eagle> "Grab it an' le's go Chal."
[17:09] * Challenger grabs it and turns to leave.
[17:09] * Lollygag nudges at Deagle, "H-hey, is there a... a place called "Garden" something on the map?"
[17:10] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The Garden is indeed on the scrap map Breezy provided. It's marked with an X.
[17:10] * Strifer twitches and grins wide as she steps outside the building.
[17:11] * Desert_Eagle nods. "Yup." He says, trotting out of the palace.
[17:11] * Challenger follows. "We need to speed up. We're not gonna make it at this rate."
[17:11] * Cloudy_Breeze sighs and follows Lolly back into the main room.
[17:12] * Lollygag nods hard, "We need to check there next."
[17:12] <Desert_Eagle> "Think we should split up Chal?"
[17:12] <Challenger> "We're gonna have to."
[17:14] * Cloudy_Breeze checks her own copy of the map. "Gardens is right across the way. Radiance's place is right next door. Take yer pick."
[17:14] * Desert_Eagle nods. "Yo Breezy, what's th' place that's farthest away from 'ere?"
[17:15] * Cloudy_Breeze checks the map again. "...hospital."
[17:15] * Strifer groans and glares at the others. "Where the fuck, is the closest building with a bomb in it?"
[17:16] <Challenger> "Radiance's place, looks like."
[17:17] <Challenger> "Ok, so who's going where? I'll head to Radiance's."
[17:17] * Desert_Eagle nods. "Ah think that me an' Breezy should head to th' hospital then, while ya'll 'r checkin' out Radience's."
[17:18] * Cloudy_Breeze frowns. "Ah woulda liked to check Radiance's place pers'nally."
[17:18] <Challenger> "Works for me. I'll take Strifer and Lolly with me so you can go faster."
[17:19] <Challenger> "I'm not gonna stand around while you try to loot the entier Pier, Breezy. We're on a time limit."
[17:19] <Desert_Eagle> "Well, yah c'n go with me o' them, ah don't care. Ah'm headin' to th' hospital regardless."
[17:19] <Desert_Eagle> "Wanna regroup back at th' Gardens?"
[17:20] <Challenger> "Sounds like a plan. Let's get on it."
[17:20] * Strifer twitches and giggles slightly as she starts to move towards Radiances place.
[17:20] * Cloudy_Breeze glares. "Ain't my fault y'all don't think 'bout what happens /after/ we find the bombs."
[17:21] * Lollygag sighs and follows after Strifer.
[17:21] * Desert_Eagle nods, lofting into the air and speeding off towards the hospital.
[17:21] <Challenger> "After could include being dead you know. How's all that loot look now?"
[17:21] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Radiances Stronghold looks as regal and imposing as ever. The battlements appear empty, though. Not even the guards stand at the gates.
[17:21] * Challenger heads off after the two mares. "Friggin featherbrain."
[17:22] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The Hospital, actually called the "Wishful Thinking Medical Center", however, is alive and just as busy as ever.
[17:22] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Two minutes pass.
[17:23] * Strifer gritts her teeth and limps up to the enterance. Glaring hard at it she snorts. "Don't you fucking dare be booby trapped." She pushes the door open
[17:23] * Challenger steps up next to Strifer. "You gonna make it?"
[17:23] * Cloudy_Breeze takes wing as well. "Y'all gonna be dead when they blow yer head off when ya just walk up ta them!" She spits at the ground and takes off at top speed after Desert_Eagle.
[17:24] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The heavy door slides open, revealing an empty stronghold. The security guards aren't even there.
[17:25] * Desert_Eagle arrives at the hospital. "Well this's jus' great." He mutters, eyeing the ponies below. He lands, and trots inside.
[17:25] * Strifer snarls and glares at Chal "Im fine!" Trotting inside the stronghold.
[17:26] <Challenger> "Yeah you look it too..." Follows her in.
[17:26] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  A nurse behind the desk smiles up at Desert_Eagle as he and Cloudy_Breeze enter. "Hello, sir Knight, how may we hep you today?"
[17:28] <Desert_Eagle> "There's an ongoing terrorist attack. Ah need yah t' evacuate everypony immediately, we have reason t' believe there's been a bomb planted in 'ere."
[17:29] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The nurse tilts her head slightly. "Oh, that... yes. Well, we can't evacuate. Most of our patients are too critically ill to move safely. Dr. Far Sight is personally taking of the problem, but we thank you for your consideration, sir Knight."
[17:29] * Strifer starts to search the stronghold. For anything valuable. ... oh and the bomb.
[17:29] * Cloudy_Breeze sighs. Nice tact. "Ya don't /tell/ them that, they'll panic!"
[17:30] * Challenger shakes his head. Didn't he just have that conversation?
[17:31] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Strifer finds literally nothing. The place has been picked clean.
[17:31] <Challenger> "So where do we start?"
[17:32] * Desert_Eagle cocks an eyebrow, looking back at Breezy briefly. "Well, we're going t' search th' premises  regardless."
[17:32] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The nurse smiles. "Feel free, but please, don't disturb the patients or the doctors. Have a nice day!"
[17:33] * Strifer twitches and her head jerks twice. Grinning wide. "The place is fucking empty. There is nothing here."
[17:33] * Desert_Eagle turns to Breezy. "Le's start lookin'"
[17:33] <Challenger> "No there's a bomb here somewhere. Start looking for it."
[17:35] * Cloudy_Breeze nods. "Any ideas where we might be able ta find it?"
[17:36] * Lollygag sighs, and searches around for the bomb at Radiance's stronghold.
[17:36] <Desert_Eagle> "Well, do yah remember where that autodoc dropped yah at? That'll give us a startin' place at least."
[17:37] * Lollygag * joins the searching.
[17:37] * Strifer grits her teeth and starts to limp about in the building for another look after the bomb. Med-X was starting to wear off and she was in to much pain to argue.
[17:37] * Cloudy_Breeze nods. "Alright, let's get goin'." She heads over to the room she was dropped in by the auto-doc.
[17:38] * Desert_Eagle trots after her.
[17:38] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The room is just as Breezy left it. There are various metal scraps and other bits lying around.
[17:39] * Cloudy_Breeze makes a quick search of the room.
[17:39] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Lollygag can make out slight whimpering from the interrogation room where Radiance first held them.
[17:40] * Desert_Eagle sticks his head into the room after Breezy, looking around as well.
[17:41] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Desert_Eagle can make out a Medical Box in the corner that went previously unnoticed.
[17:41] <Desert_Eagle> "Huh, that wasn't there b'fore."
[17:41] * Lollygag knocks gently on the door before attemptin to open it, "Um hello? Everything's okay, I'm not armed."
[17:42] * Desert_Eagle trots into the room and over to it, flicking it open.
[17:43] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Inside are three pegasi tied to chairs, gags in their mouths. Hanging on a string above them is a suitcase. The pegasus closest to the door goes wide-eyed as Lolly enters and tries at his restraints desperatly.
[17:43] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The medical box is locked.
[17:44] * Cloudy_Breeze watches Desert_Eagle head to the previously unnoticed box.
[17:45] * Desert_Eagle fishes out a bobbypin, and attempts to pick open the medical box.
[17:46] * Lollygag freezes in place as she notices the suitcase on the string, except to turn her head and shout, "IN HERE!" She looks around carefully to see if she can spot any more tripwires or any other obvious traps.
[17:46] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Desert_Eagle breaks his only bobbypin in the lock.
[17:46] * Challenger turns and gallops back. "What in the..."
[17:47] <Desert_Eagle> "Fuck!"
[17:47] * Cloudy_Breeze frowns. "Somethin' wrong?"
[17:47] * Desert_Eagle looks over at Breezy. "Yah got any bobby pins on yah?"
[17:47] * Strifer starts to limp over towards Lollygag.
[17:47] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The pegasi whimper again, unable to break their bonds.
[17:48] <Challenger> "Easy there, guys, we're not gonna hurt ya. We're just here for the bomb."
[17:49] * Strifer peeks inside and grins at the three bound pegasi.
[17:49] * Lollygag doesn't see any more traps so she trots into the room, "Hold on, just a second." She pulls her rifle off her back and presses it against the ropes, doing as best she can to angle it so the shot will just go into the chair instead of the tied up pony and fires.
[17:49] * Challenger isn't sure this is a good idea..."
[17:50] * Cloudy_Breeze stares blankly. "Ya serious? Step aside..." She nudges Desert_Eagle out of the way and sizes up the box, trying to see the best angle to attempt to cut it open with her spiked ponyshoes.
[17:51] * Desert_Eagle sighs, stepping to the side.
[17:51] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The pegasus leaps up and tears the gag from his mouth. Flying back into the corner, he undid one of the other's bonds. "Alright! None of you crazy mud ponies move! You don't know what you're getting into! Get the hell out of here!" He says, visibly panicking.
[17:52] <Challenger> "Trust me, we know exactly what we're getting into."
[17:53] * Lollygag slings the rifle back onto her back, "Speak for yourself, Big Mac..."
[17:53] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The pony looks very worried. "No you don't. You don't have the slightest clue. Just get out of here and let us handle this."
[17:53] * Challenger shushes Lolly.
[17:53] <Strifer> "Hun. Who was tied to the fucking chair, and who rescued you?. I dont think you have the fucking right to tell us what we can and cannot do." She takes a few steps closer grinning wide.
[17:54] * Lollygag sighs, "Fine, have all the bomb you want. Since I don't have the slightest clue, I'll bring the next one I find back here too for you." She takes off down the hallway.
[17:55] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The pegasus looks confused. "Bomb? What the hell are you talking about?"
[17:57] * Challenger points at the briefcase. "That isn't a highly volatile device that could vaporize all of the Pier?"
[17:57] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Cloudy_Breeze cracks the box with her pony shoe, but a vial of something breaks and spills out as the lid opens. Inside are a pair of healing potions and some magical bandages. There was a thrid potion, but it was damaged by forcing the lock.
[17:57] * Strifer snickers, winces and gritts her teeth. "So much for knowing whats going on. Chal, grab the bomb and lets get the fuck out of here. Lets leave this turkeys to their own shit."
[17:57] <Desert_Eagle> "Well, that was underwhelming."
[17:58] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The pegasus shakes his head. "You mean you never actually opened it? Cripes... Just get out of here."
[17:58] * Cloudy_Breeze frowns. "Worth a shot." She stashes the remaining potions and bandages, and heads back out the doorway. "Let's keep lookin'!"
[17:58] <Challenger> "Hang on hang on hang on... What do you mean, open it? We're not in the habit of opening explosives."
[17:59] * Desert_Eagle nods, heading out after Breezy.
[17:59] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The pegasus throws his hooves in the air, untying the other pegasus as well. "It's not an explosive you ponce! Now get out of here before you do something stupid."
[17:59] <Challenger> "Well then what the hell is it?"
[18:00] <Challenger> "Because I happen to be carrying another one, looks same as that one."
[18:00] * Lollygag is galloping as fast as she can back across the pier towards the Gardens, or at least where it was marked on the map.
[18:01] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The pegasus facehoofs, cuts the suitcase loose, and heads for the door. The others follow. "It's Gold." Meanwhile, a gun shot sounds as Lollygag steps out of the Stronghold. The Gardens aren't far from the Stronghold.
[18:01] <Challenger> "... gold... Ok I gotta fucking check this out.
[18:01] <Challenger> "
[18:02] * Strifer puts a hoof at her neck and coughs. Stumbling down to her haunches she growls. Trembling slightly she reaches into her saddlebags and fishes out another syringe  of Med-X. Stabbing it into her leg.
[18:02] * Challenger pulls out the briefcase and tries to open it.
[18:03] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The suitcases aren't locked. It opens easily. Inside are two bars of gold nestled in a special felt mold. They're fairly shiny, and marked with the symbol you found on all the wine in The Rig.
[18:03] <Challenger> "Well fuck me with Luna's crown..."
[18:05] * Cloudy_Breeze is kinda just wandering around, checking rooms at random. She has no real leads on where to look for the next one.
[18:05] * Desert_Eagle is doing the same.
[18:05] * Strifer shudders and lets out a sigh of relief as the pain dulls down again. Able to think and walk she moves over to Chal. "Gold. Our gold? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! What is the fucking point of their game if there is GOLD in the suitcases!?""
[18:05] * Lollygag is making as good of time as she can over to the Gardens, breathing hard from so much exertion at once.
[18:06] <Challenger> "They've got us collecting our own gold to give to them... yeah, this is not happening."
[18:08] * Challenger takes the two bars out of the suitcase and puts them in his bag.
[18:16] * Strifer stomps a hoof in the ground and glares at the pegasi, glancing at the suitcase. "We are taking our gold with us." She grins wide and twitches. "Try to stop us."
[18:18] * Challenger draws his rifle. "You wanna drop that right now!"
[18:22] * Strifer snarls and gets ready to charge at the pegasi.
[18:23] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Lollygag arrives at the Gardens. Grapvine is standing there, looking very worried. Elsewhere, the pegasi turns to the earth ponies. "Your gold? Who do you think you're kidding? It's not your gold! We don't want to fight you guys, really. We just want this gold as far away from here as possible!"
[18:25] <Challenger> "We've already been thru one fight for it. Drop it now and it won't get ugly."
[18:25] * Strifer twitches and just glares at the pegasi.
[18:26] * Lollygag is panting hard as she skids to a stop in front of Grapvine, "Ha-have you found the bomb? Is... everypony okay?"
[18:26] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The pegasi in the hospital pass a trauma wing, and their keen ears pick up a very, very familiar ticking noise. The pegasus shakes his head. "Until you can tell me that you won't take this to that fucker in the square, and that you'll drop it in the nearest furnace you find, this gold is staying with me."
[18:27] <Challenger> "Oh trust me, he ain't getting it. Now put it down."
[18:27] <Desert_Eagle> "Ticky-tock. I hear that stupid alarm clock."
[18:28] * Cloudy_Breeze looks around for the ticking. "Ya know what that means..."
[18:28] * Desert_Eagle nods, looking around for it as well. "Eeeyup."
[18:28] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The pegasus frowns. "Fine. No need to be pointing a fucking gun at me. You're welcome, by the way. Let's go boys... Let's get the fuck out of here." He leaves with his posse. Grapevine smiles. "Hello there, little lady. You're actually a little late. Somepony showed up here and found it already... But this whole thing's got us jumping."
[18:29] <Strifer> "That fucker wont see anything other then his own fucking intestines outside his body." She keeps glaring. "Now drop the gold."
[18:29] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The trauma ward is poorly lit, damp, and looks like it hasn't seen any use in some time. The pegasus tosses the case on the ground as he leaves.
[18:29] * Challenger puts up his rifle, grabs the briefcase and opens it, taking the gold out and adding it to the collection.
[18:30] * Desert_Eagle steps into the ward, looking for the source of the Mysterious Ticking Noise.
[18:31] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Desert_Eagle's EFS picks up a single red tick mark in the corner, assuming he's looking at it anyway.
[18:31] * Strifer grins, her head jerks again. "Right, lets see where the fuck Smallstuff went too." She starts to head outside the door.
[18:33] * Lollygag lets herself smile wide, the effect mostly lost by her labored breathing, "Tha-that's great! I... was really worried." About time somepony else started picking up some slack! She bows her head and turns, trotting a little in place, "Alright... I'll go keep looking!"
[18:33] * Desert_Eagle draws his pistol, clicking on his lamp and turning towards the mark.
[18:33] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Grapevine grins wide and relaxes a little. "Chorus' Blessing, Lollygag. Take care."
[18:33] <Challenger> "Hang on. Thing's have changed now. We should see if Radiance's place has any better weapons than what we're carrying."
[18:34] * Cloudy_Breeze glances at Desert_Eagle. "Somethin' up?"
[18:34] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Desert_Eagle sees a lump in one of the cots in the corner. It's hooked up to a heart monitor, and is blinking steadily.
[18:34] * Lollygag nods "Thank you, you take care too, sir." With that, she gallops off back towards Radiances' place.
[18:35] <Desert_Eagle> "Somethin's in 'ere."
[18:35] * Desert_Eagle approaches the cot slowly.
[18:35] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The lump doesn't move.
[18:36] * Desert_Eagle kicks the cot with a hoof, keeping his gun trained on the lump.
[18:36] * Cloudy_Breeze glances around the room while Desert_Eagle checks that. Here clock... where are you...
[18:36] * Challenger heads deeper into Radiance's Stronghold, looking for an armory.
[18:37] * Strifer smirks and glaces over at Challenger giving him a evil grin. Her tail twitches as she speaks. "Im fucking liking this idea.." She follows Challenger
[18:38] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The cot slides a little, because it's on wheels. The lump doesn't move still. There is an armory in the Stronghold, and the door doesn't look like it was opened by whatever swept through this place, probably because it's locked.
[18:40] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Cloudy_Breeze is able to tell that the ticking is /definitely/ coming from that lump.
[18:41] * Strifer glares at the door "Fucking wonderful, any other bright idea Tincan?"
[18:41] * Desert_Eagle carefully pulls the blankets off of the lump.
[18:41] * Cloudy_Breeze turns to Desert_Eagle and the lump. "It's got it."
[18:42] <Challenger> "Look for a key maybe?"
[18:42] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Underneath the blankets is a corpse of a unicorn pony. Her blue coat is stained with blood, pouring from a gaping wound in her chest cavity. The ticking is as loud as ever.
[18:42] * Strifer slowly turns her head towards Challenger. Giving a Are you fucking serious. look
[18:43] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Despite the grizzly appearance, the pony is alive.
[18:43] * Desert_Eagle recoils. "Gyah!"
[18:43] <Challenger> "I don't have good luck against doors of severe thickness."
[18:44] * Desert_Eagle holsters his pistol. "Sweet Luna." He mutters.
[18:45] * Strifer shrugs. Leans back and shuffles through her saddlebags, fishing up a key. Tries it at the door. (If there even is a keyhole. :I )
[18:45] <Desert_Eagle> "Breezy, over here."
[18:46] * Cloudy_Breeze takes a step back and prepares to shoot. She's been right next to Desert_Eagle since he pulled the sheet back.
[18:46] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Strifer's key is far too small for that lock.
[18:46] <Challenger> "Well shit... Fine, I'll try it, but if I break my leg, you're giving me some of your Med-X."
[18:47] * Desert_Eagle grits his teeth, before moving up to the side of the cot and examining the unicorn.
[18:47] * Challenger rummages around the room, looking for a key or something else that would open the door.
[18:47] * Strifer snarls and tosses the key back into her saddlebags. "You know what, fuck it, fuck this pla-" She gigglesnorts "Alright, I gotta see this." She steps back and lets Chal do his thing.
[18:48] <Challenger> "On second thought, I'd rather not have the pain..."
[18:48] <Strifer> "Fucking wuss.." She grins at Challenger.
[18:48] * Lollygag finally makes it back to Radiance's place, and looks around for the other two ponies hurriedly, "Hey, you still here?"
[18:48] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The unicorn is young, wearing doctor scrubs. The wound in her chest is massive. It's a miracle that this poor mare is alive.
[18:51] * Desert_Eagle checks to see if the ticking is coming from inside her chest, as he feared it was.
[18:51] * Strifer turns to leave again. She twitches and grunts, moving towards the door. "We aint going to get the fucking guns, but there is more gold out there."
[18:52] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  That it is. Desert_Eagle can see the clock face nestled inside the wound.
[18:53] <Challenger> "Well fuck... Ok on to the Gardens."
[18:53] * Challenger heads out.
[18:54] * Lollygag nearly runs into Strifer as she's coming around a corner, "Ah! What do you mean, gold?"
[18:54] * Desert_Eagle looks back at Breezy. "I's, inside 'er chest." He says slowly. "Ah, dunno if ah c'n get it out without killin' 'er."
[18:54] <Challenger> "There are no bombs, Lolly. It's the gold we originally stole."
[18:55] * Strifer blinks twice. "Smallstuff?" She stares at Lollygag, blinking again shaking her head. "In the suitcases, there is gold in them!" She grins wide.
[18:55] * Lollygag nearly falls over, "Wha... but... that doesn't make any sense!"
[18:56] * Cloudy_Breeze sighs and carefully takes the shot. She tries to make it clean.
[18:56] <Challenger> "No it don't. Which is why we should find the gold before anypony else does."
[18:56] <Strifer> "Dosnt have to, its ours. We are going to fucking take it all!"
[18:57] * Lollygag shakes her head hard, "I checked the Gardens, they said someone was already there and found it, so we'd better hurry somewhere else."
[18:57] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Cloudy_Breeze hits the target, but it's nowhere near as clean as she wanted it to be. The poor mare's head is splattered all over the wall behind her. She dies.
[18:58] <Challenger> "Figures the two ponies that have maps are not here."
[18:59] * Desert_Eagle winces, before sticking his hoof into her chest and ripping the bloody alarm clock out.
[18:59] * Cloudy_Breeze turns to Desert_Eagle and nods. "She was dead anyway. At least this way she ain't gonna suffer."
[18:59] * Strifer "Well that's just fucking stupid. Who the fuck sent both maps away!"
[19:00] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Ewww! That's pretty gross! Anyway, Desert_Eagle now holds a bloody alarm clock in his hooves.
[19:00] <Challenger> "Nevermind. Let's head over to the hospital."
[19:00] * Desert_Eagle examines said bloody alarm clock.
[19:01] * Lollygag groans, "Of course both the featherdusters took the maps... Let's just... keep an eye out for ghouls on the way... gold doesn't change we still need to get to as many places as possible." Now that Gardens was safe anyways.
[19:02] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The clock face is normal, like the other ones they found in The Rig. The back, however, bears a message. It reads "You're wasting time." The clock is right. Eight minutes have passed.
[19:02] * Strifer grunts and starts to limp towards the hospital. "If you say so.." Her head jerks and she yelps in pain. Gritting her teeth she stops for a second.
[19:03] <Challenger> "Ok, seriously Strifer. You are not okay."
[19:03] <Desert_Eagle> "Fuck!"
[19:04] * Strifer trembles where she stands. "Med-X. Now."
[19:04] * Cloudy_Breeze frowns. "What is it this time?
[19:04] * Desert_Eagle tosses the alarm clock to Breezy. "See fer yerself."
[19:05] * Challenger sighs. "Lolly, can you do anything for her? We need her functional."
[19:06] * Lollygag was already on it, digging her head into her pack, she pulls out a needle of Med-X, "I... I think we need to do something about the wood... it shouldn't still be hurting..."
[19:06] * Cloudy_Breeze reads the inscription, then drops the clock. "Nothin' here then. Let's get movin'."
[19:06] <Challenger> "Wood? What wood?"
[19:07] <Strifer> "The fucking wood up my ass." She says between gritted teeth.
[19:08] <Challenger> "Why the hell didn't you tell me you had a chunk of that chair up your rump?"
[19:08] * Desert_Eagle nods. He trots out of the trauma room.
[19:09] * Cloudy_Breeze takes the quickest way out of the hospital. Time's a wastin'.
[19:10] * Strifer is starting to sweat, still trembling. "What.. J-jelous big guy?"
[19:11] * Challenger facehoofs. "Don't make a joke out of this you idiot... I thought you were just in withdrawls."
[19:11] * Desert_Eagle leaps into the air, and heads for the Gardens. "Fuckin' ghouls." he mutters.
[19:11] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  There's only two ways out of the hospital, and heading out the front door is the quickest. Dr. Far Sight is standing by the door and smiles as the pegasi pass. "Good day."
[19:13] * Lollygag looks at Challenger, "You need to pull the wood out... make sure you get all of it." She leans on Strifer and injects her with the Med-X.
[19:13] * Challenger nods and gets a grip on it, then yanks hard and fast.
[19:14] * Cloudy_Breeze turns to Desert_Eagle as they leave. "Where were we gonna meet them?"
[19:14] * Strifer relaxes somewhat, closing her eyes as the Med-X does its job. Crying out she stumbles forward and lands face first in the dirt as Challenger removes teh splinter from her rear.
[19:15] <Desert_Eagle> "Where'ver they're at."
[19:16] * Desert_Eagle heads back the way they had come, looking for the others.
[19:16] * Strifer flops down to her side, gritting her teeth. The lefthindleg spasming slightly, the wound reopened and bleeding. "F-fuck that hurt.." She mumbles
[19:17] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  As Cloudy_Breeze and Desert_Eagle pass over the stage, they can hear the announcer proclaim, "Well! It seems that the citizens of Pier 37 are a bit more resourceful than I though! Four of the cases have been found, congratulations! Only three more!" He says, smiling wide.
[19:17] <Challenger> "Should've told me sooner. Could've saved most of the hurt."
[19:18] * Lollygag nuzzles Strifer and gets back to her hooves, "Are you going to be okay? I have another potion..."
[19:18] <Desert_Eagle> "Ah need a fuckin' sniper rifle." He mutters as they pass over the stage. "Could jus' kill 'em all from up 'ere."
[19:21] * Strifer groans and gets up. Glaring hard at the ground she snarls. "Ill be fucking fine. Now.. Can we kill those shitheads already, Im tired of his voice.. I want to kill him, slowly.?"
[19:21] * Cloudy_Breeze keeps flying. "We need ta figure out a way ta get the hostages free. Then Radiance's Legion can join in..."
[19:21] <Challenger> "Our two, their four, means there's two left."
[19:22] * Lollygag nods slowly to Strifer, "Yeah... slowly."
[19:23] <Challenger> [one]
[19:24] * Desert_Eagle grunts. "Yeah, th' Legion..." He doesn't sound to pleased.
[19:26] * Desert_Eagle spots the rest of the group standing outside the Stronghold. He lands next to Challenger. "We didn't find shit."
[19:27] <Challenger> "Hold on to your feathers. They're not bombs, they're our gold."
[19:28] <Desert_Eagle> "...what, the, FUCK!"
[19:28] * Cloudy_Breeze stays hovering in midair. "Wait, gold?" She pauses. "...We got a big problem, then. Y'all don't know what yer gettin' into."
[19:29] <Strifer> "And somepony is stealing our gold from us, now I dont know with you. But if somepony steals gold from me. I fucking kill them. Slowly."
[19:29] <Challenger> "Enlighten us then."
[19:29] <Desert_Eagle> "Yes, please."
[19:30] * Lollygag growls under her breath. Damn feather dusters and their secrets. No wonder Skyline cut off one of their wings...
[19:32] * Cloudy_Breeze looks between them. "We're either gonna have some unexpected help... or some unexpected trouble. Stay on guard." She adds, as an afterthought, "This is bigger than y'all know. Way bigger."
[19:34] * Desert_Eagle narrows his eyes at Breezy. "Th' Enclave better not be 'nvolved with whatever this is."
[19:35] * Strifer growls too, the blood comming from the wound on her leg slowly trickles down, her leg still shaking slightly. "Like I fucking care, we grab the gold, we get the fuck out of here. And no fucking turkey is going to tell me otherwise."
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[19:38] * Lollygag groans and sits down hard. Great just great.
[19:39] * Cloudy_Breeze gives Desert_Eagle a harsh look. "A little bird may have said somethin' 'bout gold, not too long ago."
[19:41] * Desert_Eagle snorts, looking down at his map. "So, where to next?"
[19:41] <Challenger> "Great... What else can we do to make this any worse.. First thing. Breezy, open up that case you got and make sure it is gold."
[19:41] * Cloudy_Breeze nods and takes out her case, opening it to take a look.
[19:42] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  "Only one two cases remain! Wonderous!" The evil pony announces, practically squealing with excitement. The case does indeed, contain two gold bars.
[19:43] * Cloudy_Breeze shuts it again. "They're playin' us fer the gold."
[19:44] <Challenger> "Well we now have six, they have eight. Time to devise a plan that saves those ponies and gets us the gold back."
[19:45] <Lollygag> "Oh, you think? So just who in Tartarus' dock put the cases there if they didn't?"
[19:46] <Desert_Eagle> "Well, we're gonna need bigger guns fer that Chal."
[19:47] <Challenger> "We tried getting into Radiance's armory but it's locked tight."
[19:47] <Desert_Eagle> "Damn. Any o' ya'll got any bobby pins?"
[19:47] * Cloudy_Breeze frowns. "If we can get the hostages free, all bets are off. Legion and Knights can take 'em down."
[19:48] <Challenger> "How many hostages are left?"
[19:48] <Desert_Eagle> "31, by muh las' count."
[19:49] <Challenger> "Crap..."
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[19:51] * Cloudy_Breeze thinks a moment. "Well... ah got an idea, but dunno what we could do with it." She pulls out the walkie-talkie Radiance gave her. "Ah can call Radiance with this... and guess who's right there with 'er?"
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[19:51] * Lollygag curls up tighter on the ground, muttering beneath her breath.
[19:52] <Desert_Eagle> "Ah say give it shot."
[19:52] * Strifer smirks. "By the time you have found weapons, they will all be dead anyway. Now what will you do. So, how about we go  in and properly skull fucks them right now instead of standing here. Maybe we can save one or two of the oh so poor souls."
[19:52] <Challenger> "Ok so you call the Terrorists, then what?"
[19:53] * Cloudy_Breeze sighs. "Ah just said, ah dunno what ta do with it."
[19:53] <Challenger> "I doubt we could get him to walk away from his stage, so we can't set a trap."
[19:54] <Desert_Eagle> "Hmmm. Could we maybe use th' gold we got t' blacmail 'im int' releasin' th' hostages?"
[19:55] <Challenger> "I don't know... I'mk honestly stuck here."
[19:55] * Cloudy_Breeze shrugs. "Or..." She grins. "Oh, ah got a plan."
[19:56] <Challenger> "I'm all ears."
[19:56] <Strifer> "You know what, fuck it. Lets find the last case and you know.. Get the fuck out of here. Its not our fucking  problem."
[19:56] * Desert_Eagle nods. "Le's hear it."
[19:57] * Strifer snarls and glares at Cloudy. She turns and trotts off from the others, kicking a suitable nearby object.
[19:58] * Cloudy_Breeze shakes her head. "No time to explain it all... let's just say they've got someone ta fear. Someone who's been watchin' em."
[19:58] <Desert_Eagle> "Who?"
[19:58] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Strifer knocks over a trashcan. There's a Sparkle Cola inside.
[19:58] * Challenger shakes his head at Strifer. "Ok, then what do we need to do?"
[19:59] * Strifer grins wide and takes the sparkle cola, leaning herself at a wall nearby she drinks it slowly.
[19:59] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  It's still cold.
[20:00] * Cloudy_Breeze glances around. Not like she'd see him nearby or anything. "Dunno if they'll help. But it's worth a shot. We gotta find an old... acquaintance. A pegasus. The one ah was talkin' ta before."
[20:01] * Strifer looks at the bottle curiously. "The fuck.. Eh?" She shrugs and downs the rest, tossing the bottle on the ground to shatter it.
[20:03] <Desert_Eagle> "Why? Wait, yah aren't gonna be gettin' th' Enclave 'nvolved, are yah?"
[20:05] * Cloudy_Breeze turns to Desert_Eagle. "They're already involved! We can either work with 'em, and win, or against 'em, and die! Take yer pick."
[20:05] <Challenger> "I prefer option B..."
[20:05] * Strifer rumages through her saddlebags, frowning at the pink frilly dress. Why did she even still have that? Oh yeah, to shove down someponys throat. She fishes out some pre-war food to munch on while the others where talking. Glaring at nopony.
[20:05] <Desert_Eagle> "Ah might end up dead if we work with 'em anyway."
[20:07] * Lollygag carefully gets to her hooves, ignoring the rest of the group and walking slowly towards someplace out of the way. Strifer's plan was sounding better all the time, but nothing they'd do would work... so what's the point.
[20:08] * Cloudy_Breeze gives Desert_Eagle a very long look. Eventually she responds quietly, "I taught him everything he knows. I'll see it coming." All bets are off. It's go time.
[20:08] * Desert_Eagle grumbles. "Fine."
[20:09] <Challenger> "Would somepony tell me what we're about to attempt?"
[20:11] * Strifer opens a bottle of wine to down the pre-war food. Seeing Lollygag moving away. "Oi, Smallstuff!"
[20:12] * Cloudy_Breeze turns to Challenger. "We're gonna bluff it. But we'll make it look like we got /all/ the cards."
[20:13] * Strifer fishes up another bottle of wine and places it next to her. "Cmere!"
[20:14] * Cloudy_Breeze glances over to Strifer and Lolly. "We ain't got a better plan yet, and time's runnin' out."
[20:15] <Challenger> "Alright, fine. Just tell me what to do."
[20:15] * Lollygag looks up at Strifer from the corner of her eye. Her head droops lower as she turns and starts slowly trotting over.
[20:16] * Strifer hooves Lollygag the bottle with a grin on her face. "Drink."
[20:19] * Lollygag sits down at Strifer's side and gently tips it to sip at its contents.
[20:20] * Cloudy_Breeze sighs. "We need ta find the pegasus ah was talkin' to, before we can do anythin'."
[20:20] * Strifer keeps drinking from her own bottle. Glaring at the buildings across the street.
[20:23] <Desert_Eagle> "Well, anypony seen 'im?"
[20:23] <Challenger> "I don't even know who you're talking about..."
[20:23] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  A gunshot sounds. It's very loud, and very close, but it doesn't sound like the others you've heard.
[20:24] <Desert_Eagle> "Th pegas- HO SHIT!"
[20:24] <Challenger> "What the... that was close..."
[20:24] * Challenger heads off in the direction of the closer gunshot.
[20:24] * Desert_Eagle draws his gun, checking his EFS as he scanned the area, trotting after Chal.
[20:25] * Challenger draws his pistol.
[20:25] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Desert_Eagle's EFS is littered with red and (whatever color he has it set to) tick marks, as it always has been.
[20:25] * Strifer slowly finishes her drink, placing it next to her she grins. "Well, it sounds like we finaly can have some fun." She giggles and hits Lollygag on the shoulder before getting up and trotting after the others.
[20:25] * Cloudy_Breeze takes off after the shot. She looks around for the source from the air.
[20:26] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The gunshot came from the stage. There, four ponies are standing next to a pile of suitcase, off the side of the stage. They were yelling at the evildoer, who has a pistol pointed at them.
[20:27] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  suitcases*
[20:27] <Desert_Eagle> "Fuckin' lovely."
[20:27] <Challenger> "Goddamnit..."
[20:28] * Lollygag cringes at the gunshot. Her head drops again as she watches Strifer trot away, she takes another drink of the wine and stands slowly, trotting after with the bottle still in her mouth.
[20:28] <Strifer> "NOW can we go to plan B?!" She glares at the others.
[20:29] <Challenger> "I'm good with plan B. Guys?"
[20:29] <Desert_Eagle> "Ah think Plan B is a valid option."
[20:29] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  "It seems..." The evil pony announces, "That we have some ponies who don't want to play by the rules." He motions to the others by the suitcases. "What do you think we should do?" He asks nopony in particular.
[20:30] * Cloudy_Breeze sighs. "Well, someone beat us to it." She glances around to see where Radiance is.
[20:30] * Desert_Eagle is looking for Herald.
[20:31] * Challenger switches to his rifle and reloads the one round he fired so far.
[20:31] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Herald and Radiance are still bound and gagged on stage.
[20:32] <Challenger> "Lets do this shit."
[20:32] * Desert_Eagle slips on his Aviators. "Looks like i's showtime." he mutters.
[20:33] * Cloudy_Breeze quickly pulls out the walkie-talkie. "Ah know y'all can hear me! Answer!"
[20:34] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Breezy's voice comes through Radiance's radio on her barding. The evil pony trots over and examines it curiously. "Hellloooooooooooo?" He says, grinning into the walkie-talkie.
[20:35] * Cloudy_Breeze smiles. "Good. Now that ah've got yer attention, ah'm pretty sure ah've got somethin' ya want. So let's talk."
[20:37] * Strifer grins wide and fishes out both a tablet of buck and a syringe of rage. Letting the tablet rest between her lips she waits, trembling and glaring at the pony on the stage.
[20:38] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The stallion hmmmms. "Sorry! But what could you possibly have that /I/ would want?"
[20:39] * Lollygag settles back to the ground a short distance behind Strifer, taking another gentle sip from the bottle.
[20:40] * Strifer eyes all the armed forces around the stage and groans, taking out a inahaler from her saddlebags. Putting it on the ground infront of her. Why cant I hold all these drugs!
[20:43] * Cloudy_Breeze laughs. "Ah'll be frank with ya. Ya ain't gonna get outta here alive unless ya cooperate. There's a lot of ponies that want ya dead right now, all pointin' guns at ya. And if ya harm the hostages, ain't nothin' stoppin' us from pullin' the trigger. So what do ya say we make a deal?"
[20:44] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The stallion continues in his whimsical tone. "I'm still waiting for what you have, Ms. Military Mare. You didn't answer my question~"
[20:46] * Strifer is still sitting there, ready to plunge the syringe into her  and go crazy at these ponies. "Soon there wont be any hostage left to save.. " She grins, "-and theeeen they aaaaall die." She grins wide and dosnt stop staring at the pony at the stage.
[20:50] * Cloudy_Breeze doesn't answer right away. "...Had a look in one of the cases. Funny lookin' bombs, if ya ask me."
[20:54] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The stallion grins into the speaker and trots away from Radiance. "Well, Ms. Military Mare, I never intended to blow anypony up at all. Did you enjoy my little scavenger hunt? These four certainly did." A tall stallion steps forward. "Listen you crazy fuck, we've had it with your games! Tell us what the fuck is going on!"
[20:57] <Strifer> "Yeah! Fuck these games!"
[20:57] <Challenger> "Seriously..."
[20:59] * Cloudy_Breeze thinks this is going nowhere fast. "Sorry, but ah ain't int'rested in yer games." She pauses a moment. "Ya ain't the only one who wants these, ya know. Can ya guess how many of 'em are here today? Ah'll give ya a hint. Yer gonna need more hooves ta count 'em all. And ah've got a mighty fine offer lined up fer them already."
[21:03] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The stallion nods and points to a case on the ground. "Tell us what this thing does!" He shouts, looking to the others behind him. The evil pony smirks. He looks down at his watch and smiles wickedly. "Citizens of Pier 37!" he declares into the microphone, "The scavenger hunt has been completed to my satisfaction! Now, allow me to show you what you've won!" He says, glossing over Breezy's comment.
[21:03] * Wraith scratches her chin with a hoof and mutters "The mare on the radio talking about us? I like offers."
[21:04] <Desert_Eagle> "This ain't gonna be good."
[21:05] <Challenger> "When is it ever good for us?"
[21:05] <Desert_Eagle> "Eh, never."
[21:05] * Strifer stands up and snarls, leans down to a battle stance.
[21:06] * Wraith moves behind another member of her group and out of sight slowly pulls out her grenade launcher. She already knows how this is going to end. These villain types are sooooo predictable.
[21:08] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The stallion backs up a little. "I... I don't think so..." The evil pony grins wide and steps back from the stage. "Allow me to introduce myself. I am Fester, architect of destruction! Denizen of chaos! And today, citizens, I am here to show personally escort you all to the gate of Tartarus!" His horn glows and the case next to the stallion glows, firing a large purple flare into the sky.
[21:08] <Wraith> "Ooooo~ Pretty!"
[21:08] <Desert_Eagle> "WHAT. THE. FUCK!?"
[21:09] <Challenger> "Now what..."
[21:10] <Desert_Eagle> "Ah, have no idea, but ah sure as hell ain't lettin' that fucker take Miss Herald."
[21:10] * Lollygag stares down at her bottle. I wonder how well herbs grow in Tartarus...
[21:11] * Cloudy_Breeze frowns. This isn't gonna be good. One chance. She lines up a careful shot with his horn, and fires. Don't fail me now...
[21:11] * Strifer chews down the tablet of buck, plunges the syringe into her neck, twitching she leans down and grabs the inhaler with a grin on her face, taking a long drag. "SHOWTIME!"
[21:14] <Desert_Eagle> "Looks like it's Plan D. Shoot the fuck outta e'rreything."
[21:15] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The shot goes wide, breaking a window somewhere behind Fester. "Well, that wasn't very nice." Everypony can feel the ground quake, and can hear large amounts of water displacing from somewhere at the end of the Pier.
[21:16] <Wraith> "...Well...that ain't good."
[21:16] <Challenger> "Remember when I asked what else can fuck up today? Shoot me next time I say that."
[21:17] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Cloudy_Breeze, however, can spot something very large breaking the water's surface.
[21:17] <Desert_Eagle> "Ah'll make sure t' remember."
[21:17] * Strifer twitches and giggles as she starts to gallop for the stage. "YOU DIE NOW, YEEES YOU FUCKING DIE NOW!"
[21:18] * Cloudy_Breeze mutters something not very nice under her breath as she sees whatever it is out on the water. This. Is. Not. Good.
[21:19] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The other four ponies turn to the end of the Pier. "Son of a bitch..." one of them says. "Dude..." another says, in awe. The big stallion looks to Wraith. "Well... this could have gone better."
[21:19] <Challenger> "Strifer!"
[21:19] <Wraith> "...Ya think?"
[21:22] * Lollygag finally jerks her head up at Strifer's voice, watching her charge away towards the stage.
[21:22] * Strifer gallops straight for the pony on the stage, leaping up on it and straight into the pony. Cackling like a madmare.
[21:22] * Cloudy_Breeze talks into the walkie-talkie again. "The fuck is that thing? What did you just do?"
[21:23] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The ground shakes violently as a massive tentacle slams the concrete at the waterfront. "This! Is KR- Ack!" the evil pony cries as Strifer bowls into him.
[21:23] * Desert_Eagle lofts into the air. "How the fuck do we kill /that/!?"
[21:26] * Challenger runs after Strifer, not sure what he's gonna do about the monster fish thing. Ghoul ponies, he can deal with.
[21:27] * Cloudy_Breeze takes this as her chance. She dives down toward the stage, shouting as she does, "Get 'em outta here, now! We've gotta go! Grab what ya can!" She tries to see if she can untie the hostages, or at least carry one on her back.
[21:28] * Desert_Eagle dives after Cloudy. "MIss Herald!" He cries, heading for the princess.
[21:28] * Strifer tackles the fuck out of that pony and pins him down, she leans down, grins and stares the pony in the eyes. "And now. You die!" She punches him in the face with her Powerhoof, shooting the builtin gun while she was at it.
[21:28] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Strifer collides with Fester, knocking him clean off the stage and pinning him to the ground. "You fool... you can't stop it now... killing me... will only making it hungrier... enjoy... my last gift to Equestria..."
[21:34] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Fester dies, his head now chunky salsa. The trio of heroic stallions dash past Strifer and towards the Monster, now in full view. The remaining ghouls have fled by now, leaving the hostages totally unguarded.
[21:34] * Challenger reaches the stage. "Gezus, Strifer..."
[21:35] * Strifer looks up at Challenger and grins wide. She twitches and looks around for something else to kill. Her entire body trembling. She cackles and leaps off the stage in search for anything to completely fuck over
[21:35] * Cloudy_Breeze quickly unties Radiance. "Please tell me ya got somethin' we can use on that thing!"
[21:35] * Desert_Eagle unties Princess Herald. "Miss Herald, yah alright?"
[21:36] * Challenger grabs Strifer by the tail. "Down girl! Grab a few of those cases with the gold in them!"
[21:36] * Wraith watches (I assume) Her team mates charge off towards the whatever the fuck "Er...Fuck that? I'mma...sit here and guard these suitcases. Wait, weren't these supposed to be bombs?" She opens a suitcase to see whats inside
[21:37] * Challenger checks whats left of the pony Strifer killed.
[21:39] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Inside each of the suitcases, save the one Fester fired a flare from, contain two gold bars. Radiance spits the rag out of her mouth and glances down at the monster. "I... I can't say. The armory in the Stronghold..." she says, out of breath. Herald nods slowly, wrapping Desert_Eagle in a tight hug.
[21:39] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  contain-->is*
[21:39] * Strifer shoots a evil glare back at Challenger as he pulls her tail. She leaps of the stage anyway and rushes after the ghouls. "COME BACK HERE YOU FUCKING CUNTS, I AM JUST GOING TO KILL YOU!"
[21:40] * Wraith whistles "Definitely ain't bombs. Pity. Might have been useful for that...thing." she looks back at the monster
[21:40] * Lollygag finally shakes herself enough to trot up to the stage, carefully climbing up onto it to look for Strifer.
[21:40] <Challenger> "Goddamnit Strifer! There's a fucking giant squid attacking the pier!"
[21:41] * Wraith whistles to herself and slips one of the suitcases into her bags
[21:41] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The ghouls are all running into various buildings, scattering quickly. The big stallion from Wraith's group looks at her and smiles. "Don't suppose you'll be joining us?"
[21:42] <Desert_Eagle> "We need t' get yah outta 'ere. Yah got anythin' 'n th' palace t' use 'gainst that giant squid thing Miss Herald?"
[21:42] * Cloudy_Breeze calls over to Challenger. "Hey, big guy! Ya check the armory at Radiance's place?"
[21:42] <Wraith> "Uh...yea. I'll be uh...right behind you." to loot your corpses once you're dead. Well if that thing doesn't /eat/ you.
[21:43] * Strifer looks around herself, slightly lost on what prey she should hunt. There was so many of them! She spinns around and turns facing the monster. Her face turns into one of sadistic glee as she chargest straight for it. Ignoring the stallion in her drug crazed state. She is panting heavily, giggling like a madmare.
[21:44] * Challenger watches her run past. "Fucking hell..."
[21:44] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The stallion shakes his head. "See you in hell, you crazy bitch." He says, priming the shotgun floating at his side.
[21:45] * Wraith mock salutes the stallion
[21:46] * Challenger yells back, "It was locked!"
[21:46] * Cloudy_Breeze turns back to Radiance. "Don't suppose ya got a key?"
[21:46] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Radiance grits her teeth. "I can unlock it... just take me there..." she groans. Princess Herald shakes her head. "N-not that I know of..."
[21:47] * Wraith fidgets and frowns, torn between her team and you know...not dying.
[21:48] * Strifer is probebly charging the beast together with Wraiths team right now.
[21:49] * Cloudy_Breeze nods, and tries to heft Radiance onto her back.
[21:49] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The stallion smiles. "Hey! You should probably let us hold this thing off, get out of here!" he shouts to Strifer, motioning for the other stallions to follow him.
[21:49] * Desert_Eagle pulls Herald up onto his back, nodding.
[21:49] * Wraith sighs "Oh fuck it." She adjusts the eyepatch over her right eye "I could at least fire a few grenades at it."
[21:49] * Wraith charges the monster
[21:51] * Strifer cackles madly and grins the Stallion. "Noooo It is going to dieeee!" She continues her crazed charge.
[21:53] * Cloudy_Breeze carries Radiance back toward the Stronghold. We've got an armory to open.
[21:53] * TimberWolf_ ([email protected]) has joined #FruityRumpusAssholeFactory
[21:54] * Desert_Eagle flies to the armory, Herald on his back. He beats Breezy by a long shot.
[21:54] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  The monster lumbers forward, leaving a sickening trail of purple ooze in its wake. It reaches out with a tentacle and swings out at the charging ponies. Dozens of eyes blink and stare with piercing gazes as it lets out a terrifying screech.
[21:54] <TimberWolf_> "What I wouldn't give for some Powered armor right now!"
[21:54] * Challenger ([email protected]) Quit ( Ping timeout: 121 seconds )
[21:55] * TimberWolf_ runs toward the armory. "Strifer! New toys!"
[21:55] * TimberWolf_ is now known as Challenger
[21:55] <Challenger> [all of that was me]
[22:03] * Cloudy_Breeze sets Radiance down by the armory door, once she makes her way all the way there. "Yer up."
[22:03] * Desert_Eagle had already placed Herald down next to the door. "Took yah long enough." He grins.
[22:04] * Lollygag watches as Strifer and the other ponies charge off towards this giant thing. Why were they all trying so hard? It didn't matter... But still... she had to... for Strifer... She pulls the rifle carefully from her back and lines up a careful shot against the monster.
[22:20] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Lolly's shot strikes the monster, but it continues shambling forward, undaunted. Radiance stumbles to the lock and raises her horn. It glows softly and the door slides open. "BEL's... in the back... Only hope..."
[22:22] * Wraith skids to a stop. Close enough! She lifts up the grenade rifle held in her telekinesis and fires off two grenades "Eat Shrapnel, jackass!"
[22:24] * Cloudy_Breeze blinks. Did she just say... what I think she said? She nods, and rushes off to the back to grab it.
[22:25] * Desert_Eagle nods. "Stay here Miss Herald." He trots into the armory, looking not for a BEL, cause he was terrible with them, but a sniper rifle.
[22:26] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Wraith's rifle sounds off with two satisfying plunks and strikes the monster. It shrieks again, and continues forward. Bits of its sloppy, purple carapace slop off as it is injured.
[22:26] * Challenger follows the pegasi.
[22:27] * Strifer dosnt stop, she speeds up as she gets closer to the monster, ignorning the explosions hitting it she jumps right into it for a a flying tackle.
[22:27] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Radiance's armor is stocked full of weapons, none of which seem to be sniper rifles. There are, however, two Balefire Egg Launchers in cases in the back.
[22:28] * Desert_Eagle is dissapoint at the lack of snipers. He looks for something else that has a decent range instead.
[22:28] * Challenger looks for something that won't blow up in his face when he pulls the trigger...
[22:28] * Cloudy_Breeze quickly hoofs one of them to Challenger, and grabs the other for herself. "Let's get goin'!"
[22:29] <Challenger> "Erf! Wha..."
[22:30] * Cloudy_Breeze doesn't wait for him. "Ah can't fire both, and they're huge! Ain't gonna be anyone but us can use it!" She books it back toward the creature.
[22:31] * Challenger hefts the weapon and trots back outside. "I don't think this is a good idea..."
[22:32] * Desert_Eagle 's eyes light up as he spies a markspony carbine. He grabs it, and tears back outside after the others. "Le's do this!"
[22:33] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Strifer, in a totally lapse of good judgement, tackles the giant goo monster. Her hooves stick into it's squishy body, but she manages to avoid being sucked inside.
[22:33] <Wraith> "Careful ya crazy ma-Oh who am I kidding? Do that again it was funny!"
[22:34] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  Faced with Fester's last "gift" to Equestria, a fearsome purple Smooze monster, group Nine has a few new allies in their quest for... gold? Right? We'll figure it out next week!
[22:35] <~SpencerDespenser|GM>  *** Session 11 ends. ***