In Search of a Rare Alchemy Ingredient, Part 1

<DM>	"You are in the Borderhouse in Jova Village, you notice that two guards protect the door leading out into jova village proper"
<Hal>	(Still going on with the Pikmin killings from the den)
<Guard1>	Halt, you'll have to pay the toll fine
<Hal>	How much?
<Guard1>	About 30 rupees
<Hal>	Kay.
*	Hal pays 30 rupees
*	Guard2 guard two is whistling silence of the daylight
<DM>	Very well, you may all pass
<Kirran>	Sweet
<Oliander>	(back)
*	Guard1 pulls out the key to door and opens it
*	Red_Enrics appears as guard3. (Remember, Red is an actor, he's pretty much everywhere with different jobs.)
<Guard1>	Welcome to Romania
<Red_Enrics>	Sorry I'm late guys!
*	Oliander pats Hal on the back.
<Hal>	Thanks.
<Oliander>	These 30 Rupees you spent are bound by fate. They would have been spent anyways.
<Red_Enrics>	Huh, they left me behind....
<Red_Enrics>	Well, since they don't seem to care about my existence
<Red_Enrics>	Mind if I travel with you guys?
*	Gurloz bows to the guards and enters Romania.
<Kirran>	Heya Red.
*	Hal pulls Red_Enrics forward
*	Oliander opens his arms to Red_Enrics.
<Red_Enrics>	Oh shit...hey, Kirran.
*	Kirran is still a ninja
<Red_Enrics>	Er! I mean....
<Oliander>	Rejoice and embrace. I welcome all that join me to fulfill the prophecies of life.
<Red_Enrics>	Bonjour, Kirran!
<DM>	(let's try again)
<DM>	"you exit the borderhouse are all now in the village of jova, you notice to your immediate left the church of the bloody tears, downstair from you is vilya's pub and down the path to your right is several brick houses, including the mayor's home"
<Red_Enrics>	(FRENCH RED ACTIVATE!)
<Kirran>	Bon what now?
<DM>	"you also notice the village's gate down a path infront of you"
<Red_Enrics>	....
<Red_Enrics>	Another gate?!
*	Oliander begins walking towards the church.
<Red_Enrics>	Oh right, I was suppose to be guarding this gate too.
<DM>	(make a choice. I am trying to leave this open as possible so as to make the quest nonlinear)
*	Kirran considers the pub.
*	Gurloz stops Red_Enrics from seeing the pub.
<Red_Enrics>	Hmm....
*	Oliander mutters to himself, almost chanting - the prophecy awaits... it begs me, I hear it, I hear thee, beg me towards thee.
*	Hal walks up to the Village gate
*	Red_Enrics jumps into a tree to get a better view of the town.
<DM>	@Hal "you head to the village gate noticing that it's open right now"
*	Gurloz goes to church.
<Red_Enrics>	You know, I was given the task to guard the gate of a town that I've neveer been in.
<Kirran>	By who?
<Red_Enrics>	By-
<Red_Enrics>	OHH A PUB
*	Red_Enrics runs to the pub
*	Hal walks to the church.
<Oliander>	(kay, are you gonna try to pull both sides simultaneously or do it one at a time?)
*	Kirran follows Red, in a likely futile attempt to keep him from getting into trouble.
<DM>	@gurloz and Oliander "you both enter the church and have walked in on a sermon about jesus and the parable of the lost son"
<Red_Enrics>	I summon thee!
<DM>	@Kirran and red "you head towards the pub, only to notice that it's closed due to sunday sermons, the day is currently sunday"
*	Hal walks to the pub to keep an eye on Red
<Red_Enrics>	...
<Red_Enrics>	closed?!
<Red_Enrics>	Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
<DM>	(Well it's a sunday here, what do you expect?)
<Hal>	Most likely something religious.
<Red_Enrics>	I need more ale in my diet. ;~;
<Kirran>	Well, you could try getting drunk on religion.
*	Hal walks back to the church
*	Oliander sits down and listens in on the sermon.
*	Red_Enrics crawls around like a Dunsparce, all sober and sad. ;~;
*	Kirran has his own religion, but is curious enough to see about others beyond his own.
<Red_Enrics>	Pfft
<DM>	"you all reenter the church and listen to the sermon, finding said sermon to be inspiring" (all party members get a temporary +1 boost to courage until the end of this quest)
*	Red_Enrics goes to the church after being all sad
*	Red_Enrics whispers to Kirran
<Red_Enrics>	Psst, I'm not exactly the religious type of person.
*	Oliander bows to the preacher.
<Kirran>	My faith is to my tribe.
<Kirran>	But it's good to learn how others think too.
<DM>	"the priest thanks you and you all leave the church"
<Oliander>	I thank you for your inspiring story. Please, pray tell me, what legend- what
*	Oliander attempts to stay in the church.
<Kirran>	(Stay a while and listen?)
<Oliander>	(in order to talk to the priest)
<DM>	@ Oliander "you head back in and continue the conversation with the priest"
<Oliander>	(excellent)
<Oliander>	Please, pray tell me, what legend was that story based off of?
*	X_X is now known as Priest
*	Kirran wanders around the town, listening to passing conversations.
<Priest>	My son, the parable of the lost son is merely not more then a story being told by our lord to teach us the necessity of faith and pious-ness
*	Gurloz gives channel operator status to DM
*	Gurloz removes channel operator status from Oliander
*	Gurloz gives voice to Oliander Kirran Red_Enrics
<Priest>	as well as a reminder that our father in heavens loves us regardless of whether we accept him into our lives or not
<Oliander>	"Our father"? Do not mean the three Goddesses that created the land?
<Oliander>	(err, hang on)
<Gurloz>	(lol)
<Oliander>	"Our father"? Do not mean the three Goddesses that created the land, gave the land its laws, and gave birth to its life?
<Oliander>	*Do you not mean
<Kirran>	(lol)
<Priest>	Nah, I speak of our lord and savior Jesus Christ, who died for our sins so that we may be redeemed and rejoin him in heaven
*	Gurloz is intrigued by Oliander's questions.
<Priest>	*Nay
<Oliander>	Is this to say we must have faith in Jesus Christ, and only him?
*	Nolyghots summons herself
<Nolyghots>	You called earlier?
<Priest>	Only through him shall we be saved. Ofcourse I don't mind if you don't agree with me but I hope you'll see the light eventually
<Red_Enrics>	I was gonna ask you and Moulder if you two wanted to get drunk, buuuuuut, the pub was closed. (lol)
<Hal>	(I'll take that with a grain of salt)
<Oliander>	When will he save us? Are we to wait for him, even when we have all died?
<Nolyghots>	Say, where are we anyways?
<X__X>	Anyways I have to close the church for today and sweep up the dust.
*	Oliander notices a floating ghost hovering around Red_Enrics.
<Priest>	Anyways I have to close the church for today and sweep up the dust.
<Red_Enrics>	in a church.
<Nolyghots>	Ah, well...that's kinda bad news for me then.
<Priest>	I bid you farewell and may god protect you on your journey
<Oliander>	No, please, answer my question! I must know more about this savior!
*	Hal notices a floating ghost.
<Priest>	I will pray for your sucess
*	Kirran wanders back.
*	Oliander gets down on his knees and begs the priest.
*	Priest hands Olianer a copy of the bible
<Priest>	Read this my child and be enlightened
<Oliander>	O_O
<Kirran>	Well, that was...hmmm, I think I'll just wait outside.
<Kirran>	>_>
*	Oliander accepts the bible.
<Oliander>	Thank you. I shall return when I have learned the gifts of these teachings.
<Priest>	I cannot leave this church open any longer for night is falling and monsters tend to appear at night
*	Oliander bows to the Priest and walks- what
*	Oliander turns as the priest mentions "monsters".
<Hal>	(Monsters... Need to be ready)
*	Nolyghots flies in front of the priest
<Nolyghots>	Monsters like me?!
<Hal>	I don't think so.
<Red_Enrics>	Oh god damn it, Noly!
<Oliander>	Excuse me, but... is that to say you're kicking us out to let monsters feast on our flesh while you stay in the safe confines of this holy place?
<Priest>	Yes, I said monster for there is a curse apon the land that when night falls all sorts of horrible creatures walk the earth
<Hal>	I read about some of the monsters before I turned up.
<Priest>	I too must leave for the night as well.
<Red_Enrics>	If there's Monsters, at least have the decency to open up your pub so I can fight.
<Gurloz>	"I'll dhoo them monsters in."
*	Gurloz gets slapped for the pun.
<Nolyghots>	Ugh! I hate being ignored. ;~;
<Priest>	I believe the pub should be open now. go speak with Vilya for rooms
<Red_Enrics>	WOO!
<Kirran>	I don't think he can see you Noly.
*	Red_Enrics flies out the window
*	Priest can't see the ghost
*	Nolyghots sighs
*	Nolyghots follows Red
<Priest>	Good night, my sons.
<Oliander>	My apologies for misunderstanding you. Allow us to part and go on our way. I pray that you stay safe for the night, Sir Priest.
*	Oliander bows and walks out.
*	Gurloz ventures forth to the pub.
*	Oliander puts his hood on and heads to the pub.
*	Red_Enrics is pubbing the night away
*	Gurloz kicks Red_Enrics out the window.
*	Gurloz has kicked Red_Enrics from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in the river! «15,183»)
*	Kirran falls in behind the rest of the group as they exit.
*	Gurloz gives voice to Red_Enrics
*	Hal continues to the pub
<DM>	"you notice that the pub is now open and inside you can hear the a bard singing inside"
*	Vilya walks on out
<Red_Enrics>	*Insert Age of Oppresion from Skyrim here*
<Red_Enrics>	(I mean what)
<Kirran>	(blah blah Nords...blah blah Dragons)
<Vilya>	You're new around here, aren't you. Well why don't you come on in? we have rooms and drinks for all
<Hal>	Is there any water?
<Kirran>	I like this town already.
<Red_Enrics>	Bartender person, what's the strongest stuff you've got.
<Oliander>	I do not drink. But, I shall take up your offer for a room.
<Hal>	Same.
<Vilya>	Mostly Beer, and some Ale.
<Kirran>	So, nothing with lemon in it?
<Vilya>	But it will cost you.
<Vilya>	I'm afraid not
<Red_Enrics>	OLIANDER!
<Red_Enrics>	BUT
<Oliander>	?
*	Vilya is puzzled
*	Hal is puzzled
<Red_Enrics>	IT IS THE PROPHECY OF THE NOLYGHOTS FIST FOR YOU TO DRINK!
*	Gurloz psyducks.
<Hal>	Oh boy.
<Kirran>	Well, I guess you'll have to count me among the sober tonight.
<Vilya>	Well what are you waiting for? Night is falling and I wouldn't want to be out here when the monsters start roaming the streets
<Oliander>	Prophecy of the Nolyghots Fist? Would you please enlighten me on that? I am not familiar with it and would love to know all about it.
*	Hal walks into the pub.
<Red_Enrics>	Vilya...whatever you're name is, I need 3 of your stongest drink.
*	Vilya walks back into the pub and behind the count
*	Gurloz eats the er in counter.
<Kirran>	(The count!)
*	Gurloz ... inquires about a room.
*	Vilya walks back into the pub and behind the counter
*	Hal inquires about another room.
<Red_Enrics>	Anyways, the Nolyghots Fist is the legendary fist of justice, one of the directions to obtaining it is that you must be drunk!
<Red_Enrics>	(What am I even doing anymore.)
<Vilya>	it will cost you 15 rupees per person to get a room here for the night
<Hal>	Sounds fine by me.
*	Hal pays up.
<Kirran>	Well, at least the currency is still valid here.
*	Oliander 's eyes lighten up.
<Gurloz>	Rupees... ... I thought the currency here was gold?
<Oliander>	Then, my brother, let us drink till dawn!
<Vilya>	Thank you, your room should be upstairs, first five doors on the left
*	Nolyghots changes her name to Donut for the time being
*	Nolyghots is now known as Donut
*	Oliander pats Red_Enrics on the back and notions to the barkeep.
<Gurloz>	Oh well, ...
*	Kirran sits on his bed and sorts his passive...I mean his weapons. >_>
*	Gurloz pays the 15 Rupees.
*	Hal is AFK
*	Red_Enrics pays 45 rupees...assumign the barkeep can see ghosts.
*	Hal is away: AFK
<Oliander>	Barkeep! Fate has decreed that we shall drink tonight, and we shall be merry! Hit us up with every drink you've got, for it is our destiny!
<Red_Enrics>	$calc 54-45
<Kefka>	54-45 = 9
*	Oliander raises his arms into the air and puts the hood on his cloak down.
*	Oliander preaches to everyone else in the immediate area.
<Vilya>	Sure thing boys, but it will cost you 20 rupees per mug of beer and 25 per mug of ale
<Kirran>	What do you have for food?
<Oliander>	GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD!- *turns to Vilya* 25, you say?
*	Red_Enrics pays 75 rupees for that strongest ale.
*	Oliander counts his Rupees.... 87.
<Vilya>	Well we have the usual: beef,  pork, lamb. you know, the works
<Red_Enrics>	(Er, 3 of that strongest ale.)
*	Oliander turns back to the bar.
*	Hal is away: help
<Hal>	oops
*	Hal is back (gone 00:00:08)
*	Vilya slides red_endrics a mug of ale
*	Gurloz asked a question that has been totally ignored. :(
<Oliander>	I ASK FOR YOUR MONEY IN EXCHANGE FOR MY STUPOR! BRING ME ALL THAT SHALL ALLOW ME TO ASCEND TO THE CHOSEN LAND!
*	Red_Enrics gives that mg to Moulder and waits for the other 2 ale mugs.
<Red_Enrics>	*mug
*	DM slides oliander a mug of ale
*	Oliander tosses 75 to the barkeep for 3 mugs of ale.
<Red_Enrics>	(:O)
*	Hal sits in his room and sorts out his inventory.
<Oliander>	This... shall be our finest hour. Drink, and do not stop! We must obtain this legendary fist!
*	Oliander attempts to glug the whole mug of ale in one go.
*	Red_Enrics obtains the other two ales and gives 1 to Nolyghots. >.>
<Red_Enrics>	(ER, DONUT.)
*	Gurloz lies in bed and wonders what he was thinking. ... bottling items increased empty bottles. ... ... and laughs at the thought.
*	Vilya gets a piece of parchment, a quill and some ink and starts caculating the overall cost and income for tonight (basic book-keeping)
<Red_Enrics>	$calc 3009-75
<Kefka>	3009-75 = 2,934
*	Hal lies down
*	Donut drinks her ale.
*	Moulder drinks his ale
*	Moulder becomes insta drunk
*	Donut becomes insta drunk
*	Red_Enrics gulps down the whole thing
*	Red_Enrics is now known as Drunk_Enrics
<Drunk_Enrics>	*hiccup*
<Vilya>	My my, aren't we thirsy ones?
*	Oliander grabs the next mug and tries to gulp it in one go (do I need to roll anything at this point?)
<Vilya>	I'm almost out of ale
<Oliander>	But... *swaying a bit* how.. *hic* w-willl we atatatataaaain the legendary mist of hollygoots?
<DM>	@Oliander "you manage to get drunk after 4 mugs of ale"
<Oliander>	(25 * 4 = 100 rupees, I have 87 total.... math)
<Drunk_Enrics>	We continue-...the...adventrue.
*	Vilya giggles at the site
*	Oliander tries shaking Drunk_Enrics by the collar.
*	Donut is now known as Nolydrunk
<Drunk_Enrics>	EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<Oliander>	We *hic* HAVE TA REEEEEEE-
*	Oliander passes out, wasted.
*	Moulder is now known as MoulderTheBulder
*	MoulderTheBulder is now known as MoulderTheBoulder
*	X__X is now known as Irritable_patron
*	Irritable_patron is now known as Irritable_Patron
*	Irritable_Patron is now known as X__X
<DM>	"You all head to bed to night and those of you who got drunk awake the next morning with a headace"
*	Drunk_Enrics is now known as Red_Enrics
*	Nolydrunk is now known as Nolyghots
*	MoulderTheBoulder is now known as Moulder
<Red_Enrics>	Ugh...what happened?
<Oliander>	Ugh.. my head, it hurts so, *begins his muttering, which sounds like chanting again* it hurts thee, thou be est horrificus maximum doom bade thee to thy holy spirit in the realm of madness, hehehehehehheh....
<Gurloz>	"headace". ... Does that mean their heads are blacker than the Ace of Spades?
*	Oliander starts laughing maniacally.
<Hal>	(Maybe)
*	Gurloz ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuund.
*	Gurloz ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuns*
<Oliander>	(Rund)
<Oliander>	(Rund, sir... rund)
<DM>	@Hal "you suddently gain a reminder why you are here, Old Lady Bethina is in need of a rare alchemy ingredient"
<Oliander>	So, I have drunk much, and I feel pain, and... I feel power.
<DM>	@Oliander "you suddently gain a vision of a basement with some rather particular mushrooms growing in it"
*	Oliander clenches his right fist... yes, Rito have hands and can make fists... they just also happen to have wings.
<Oliander>	(Uhh, I gain vision of the basement, where is it exactly?)
<DM>	@Oliander "the vision zooms out of the basement and out to the outside of the building, revealing it to be Berkeley Mansion"
<Hal>	(Where might those mushrooms be?)
<Oliander>	(In the Mushroom Ki- oh, OH, ooohhh.... nvm)
*	Oliander closes his eyes for a bit and then opens them again. (Do I still have the vision?)
<DM>	(yes you do)
*	Oliander stumbles around, attempting to find Red_Enrics when his vision shows him something else.
<Vilya>	That was my most profitable night, I might be able to make a small fortune off of all the rupees I gained here.
<Oliander>	Red, my brothe- *bumps into a wall* BROTHER, HELP ME!
*	Kirran wonders if there are gossip stones here.
*	Hal finds a small container of alcohol in the corner of his room.
*	Hal subjects it to a Nature Spell
<Hal>	$42d10
<Navi>	Hal: You rolled 42 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 6, 6, 5, 8, 4, 2, 5, 2, 7, 9, 2, 3, 10, 3, 1, 10, 3, 10, 1, 5, 5, 7, 9, 1, 7, 2, 10, 3, 10, 6, 4, 7, 3, 7, 7, 5, 7, 8, 1, 6 and 2. Total: 229. Successes: 32.
*	Hal fails to purify the alcohol
<Nolyghots>	BARTENDING!
<Hal>	Darn!
<Nolyghots>	Vilya!
*	Vilya rushes to break up the potential issues before it gets out of hand
<Nolyghots>	Will thou teacheth me how to bartend?
*	DM doesn't see the ghost, and was too busy paying attention to her other customers to ever have notice it
<Vilya>	I hope this does turn out as bad/me doesn't see the ghost, and was too busy paying attention to her other customers to ever have notice it
*	Vilya doesn't see the ghost, and was too busy paying attention to her other customers to ever have notice it
<Oliander>	I see it... I see it clearly now...
<Nolyghots>	ARGH
<Nolyghots>	Why doesn't anybody see me. ;~;
<Kirran>	I see you Noly.
*	Oliander stumbles around and eventually trips into Gurloz and falls over.
*	Hal walks into the bar room.
*	Gurloz almost trips over a fallen Oliander and tumbles down the stairs when he manages to grab ahold of a railing and brace himself.
*	Hal notices Nolyghots, furious.
*	Hal has quit (Connection reset by peer)
<Oliander>	My brother *mistaking Gurloz for Red_Enrics, still half-drunk* I see it, I see it CLEARLY, as bright as day, as grand as dawn, and as dark as night!
*	Red_Enrics  desummons Noly and Moulder.
<Oliander>	. . . *realizes what he said* ... scratch that last one. But alas, I see where we are to go. It is destiny, my brother, like the legend of fisty mcghostsnol
<Hal>	$recall
<Oliander>	(Yep, still has no idea what that prophecy was supposed to be)
*	Oliander pats Gurloz on the back, onto to trip down the rest of the stairs.
*	Gurloz regains his balance and continues down the stairs.
*	Oliander gets back up and dusts his clothes off... and then sets off towards the mansion, almost as if possessed... and still stumbling around due to being half-drunk.
*	Hal follows Oliander
*	Gurloz follows Oliander.
<DM>	" you all heads out of town after Oliander, you are now in jova woods and it's a misty morning"
<DM>	"you soon come to a river and a old stone bridge that has seen better days"
*	Oliander walks across the bridge without hesitation.
<DM>	"as you all cross the bridge you are suddently attacked by fishmen"
<Oliander>	(as a sneak attack or just initiate battle?)
<Hal>	(Same here)
<Fishmen1>	"roll initiatives!"
<Red_Enrics>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
<Hal>	$1d10
<Navi>	Hal: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3. Successes: 0.
<Hal>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Hal: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
<Kirran>	$init 1d13
<Navi>	Kirran: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
<Oliander>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Oliander: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
<Kirran>	(derp)
<Gurloz>	$init 1d13
<Navi>	Gurloz: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
*	Gurloz trips over a Geodude and ends up going last. o.o
<Fishmen1>	$init s
<Navi>	The battle has begun!
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Hal (10), Red_Enrics (8), Kirran (3), Oliander (3) and Gurloz (2).
<Navi>	Bonus Turns: Hal (10).
<Kirran>	(Battle royale?)
<Oliander>	uhhh.... so.... what are we fighting?
<Gurloz>	...
<Gurloz>	So we're fighting fishmen that have no turns?
*	Gurloz gives voice to Hal
<Fishmen1>	$init j
<Navi>	Fishmen1 has entered the fray.
<Gurloz>	$init r
<Navi>	Gurloz: The bot has been reset.
<Gurloz>	roll 'em inits.
<Gurloz>	$init 1d13
<Hal>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
<Navi>	Hal: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
<Oliander>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Oliander: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
<Red_Enrics>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
*	Oliander pokes Kirran for reroll on $init.
<Kirran>	$init 1d13
<Navi>	Kirran: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
*	Gurloz pokes the three fishmen for a roll on $init
<Fishmen3>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Fishmen3: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
<Fishmen2>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Fishmen2: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
<Fishmen1>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Fishmen1: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
<Red_Enrics>	...fuck
<Fishmen1>	$init s
<Navi>	The battle has begun!
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Fishmen3 (9), Gurloz (9), Red_Enrics (7), Fishmen1 (7), Hal (6), Kirran (5), Oliander (3) and Fishmen2 (2).
*	Fishmen1 dives into the water!
<Oliander>	stats here - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-326.html
*	Fishmen2 dives into the water right after his comrade
*	Fishmen3 dives into the water as well
<Oliander>	OBJECTION! It is not his turn.
<Fishmen3>	oops.
*	DM undoes the last two actions via word of god
<Fishmen1>	$endturn
<Navi>	Fishmen1: You cannot end somebody else's turn. Wait until your turn comes up.
<Fishmen3>	$endturn
<Navi>	Fishmen3 has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Fishmen3 (9), Gurloz (9), Red_Enrics (7), Fishmen1 (7), Hal (6), Kirran (5), Oliander (3) and Fishmen2 (2).
<DM>	(I think I got a handle on it now)
<Gurloz>	23h, 24m (Robes active.)
<DM>	So what will you do now gurloz?
*	Gurloz fires an Air Blade at Fishmen1! (Roll Courage!)
<Gurloz>	$34d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 8, 2, 5, 8, 5, 3, 9, 1, 7, 5, 2, 3, 4, 5, 10, 9, 1, 2, 8, 6, 4, 3, 7, 8, 2, 10, 7, 6, 5, 4, 10, 3 and 2. Total: 175. Successes: 22.
*	Oliander pokes Fishmen1 for defending roll.
<Oliander>	(it should be $28d10)
<Fishmen1>	$28d10
<Navi>	Fishmen1: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 6, 3, 2, 10, 9, 6, 7, 10, 6, 7, 8, 4, 9, 3, 3, 5, 10, 4, 7, 6, 2, 4, 7, 8, 5, 7 and 6. Total: 165. Successes: 22.
<Hal>	(ROLLOFF!)
<Gurloz>	$34d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 3, 10, 6, 9, 3, 4, 10, 7, 4, 1, 7, 5, 1, 7, 10, 8, 5, 9, 5, 3, 10, 2, 6, 4, 6, 7, 5, 3, 1, 6, 4, 7 and 2. Total: 183. Successes: 24.
<Fishmen1>	$28d10
<Navi>	Fishmen1: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 6, 6, 10, 8, 10, 9, 2, 1, 8, 7, 10, 4, 2, 4, 3, 3, 10, 2, 10, 6, 6, 1, 10, 2, 1, 6 and 5. Total: 156. Successes: 22.
*	Gurloz strikes the Fishmen1 with the Air Blade, inflicting 2 damage.
<Gurloz>	23h, 24m | Robes active.
<Hal>	$turns
<Gurloz>	$endturn
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Fishmen3 (9), Gurloz (9), Red_Enrics (7), Fishmen1 (7), Hal (6), Kirran (5), Oliander (3) and Fishmen2 (2).
<Navi>	Gurloz has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Fishmen3 (9), Gurloz (9), Red_Enrics (7), Fishmen1 (7), Hal (6), Kirran (5), Oliander (3) and Fishmen2 (2).
*	DM is barely even bother by it
*	Fishmen1 is barely even bother by it
*	Gurloz hit the fourth wall? O_O
<Red_Enrics>	DO WHAT YOU WANT CUAS E AOSLIDER IS FREE, I AM A SOLDIER!
*	Red_Enrics strikes Fishmen2 with Nolyghot's scythe. (Roll Courage)
<Fishmen1>	$28d10
<Navi>	Fishmen1: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 4, 10, 7, 2, 3, 5, 9, 5, 8, 3, 6, 8, 9, 5, 1, 9, 10, 2, 2, 6, 6, 5, 2, 10, 5, 3 and 5. Total: 153. Successes: 21.
<DM>	oops, that should be fishman 2's
<Red_Enrics>	$29d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 10, 9, 8, 5, 7, 9, 10, 3, 7, 3, 1, 7, 6, 9, 10, 7, 3, 1, 3, 6, 4, 10, 9, 4, 1, 3, 9 and 7. Total: 174. Successes: 22.
*	Fishmen2 croaks a evil croaking laugher as red_endrics barely even hurts it
<Fishmen2>	*red enrics
<Oliander>	($endturn?)
<Red_Enrics>	$endturn
<Navi>	Red_Enrics has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Fishmen3 (9), Gurloz (9), Red_Enrics (7), Fishmen1 (7), Hal (6), Kirran (5), Oliander (3) and Fishmen2 (2).
*	Fishmen1 jumps into the water after his comrade
<Fishmen1>	$endturn
<Navi>	Fishmen1 has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Fishmen3 (9), Gurloz (9), Red_Enrics (7), Fishmen1 (7), Hal (6), Kirran (5), Oliander (3) and Fishmen2 (2).
*	Hal fires a blast of magic at Fishmen2 (Roll Wisdom)
<Hal>	$46d10
<Navi>	Hal: You rolled 46 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 8, 4, 4, 1, 7, 8, 2, 1, 2, 6, 9, 3, 9, 6, 5, 9, 6, 2, 1, 10, 2, 1, 10, 3, 5, 5, 8, 1, 6, 4, 8, 3, 5, 4, 4, 10, 8, 7, 5, 2, 4, 9, 9, 6 and 4. Total: 240. Successes: 28.
<Fishmen2>	$16d10
<Navi>	Fishmen2: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 5, 10, 9, 7, 10, 9, 6, 9, 2, 10, 2, 6, 1 and 10. Total: 103. Successes: 16.
*	Hal rerolls Fishmen2
<Hal>	(Perfect roll, not happening)
<Oliander>	(lol, no wonder you're so low on RP)
<DM>	(I am letting that happen)
<Hal>	(Remember, I'm rerolling)
<Oliander>	(Rerolls as in "Throws an RP")
<Oliander>	(thereby forcing a reroll)
*	Hal throws a RP at Fishmen2
<Fishmen2>	$16d10
<Navi>	Fishmen2: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 8, 6, 3, 7, 6, 8, 5, 7, 6, 10, 6, 8, 5, 3 and 9. Total: 99. Successes: 14.
<Oliander>	(lulz)
*	Fishmen2 is staggered as the blast of magic hits the foul half-man half-fish abomination
<Fishmen2>	14h 0m
<Oliander>	(once again, I'm not doing damage calculations, and it shouldn't all fall on the DM either)
<Oliander>	(and don't forget to $endturn)
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended Hal's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Fishmen3 (9), Gurloz (9), Red_Enrics (7), Fishmen1 (7), Hal (6), Kirran (5), Oliander (3) and Fishmen2 (2).
<Kirran>	I take it fishman 2 is still out of the water?
<DM>	yes
<Kirran>	Kirran nocks a metal tipped arrow and takes a shot at fishman the second (roll courage)
<Kirran>	$38d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 6, 1, 5, 5, 8, 2, 6, 9, 7, 3, 10, 1, 9, 7, 5, 3, 2, 9, 3, 8, 3, 2, 6, 2, 5, 1, 1, 6, 9, 7, 4, 6, 2, 6, 7, 2 and 10. Total: 198. Successes: 26.
<Fishmen2>	$ 28d10
<Fishmen2>	$28d10
<Navi>	Fishmen2: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 7, 4, 1, 5, 3, 7, 5, 6, 2, 3, 6, 3, 8, 2, 3, 3, 5, 4, 3, 8, 1, 9, 2, 9, 8, 2 and 1. Total: 129. Successes: 13.
<Oliander>	(did that thing seriously just live with 1 heart)
<Kirran>	(le sigh)
<Hal>	(Fishman: 4h)
<Fishmen2>	4h om
<Kirran>	$endturn
<Navi>	Kirran has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Fishmen3 (9), Gurloz (9), Red_Enrics (7), Fishmen1 (7), Hal (6), Kirran (5), Oliander (3) and Fishmen2 (2).
-Navi-	To end your turn in #zurpg, use $endturn.
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended Oliander's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Fishmen3 (9), Gurloz (9), Red_Enrics (7), Fishmen1 (7), Hal (6), Kirran (5), Oliander (3) and Fishmen2 (2).
<Hal>	(32-1-14-13=4)
<Oliander>	uhhh
<DM>	oops
<Kirran>	(lol)
*	Oliander bypasses with the power of destiny.
<DM>	I ending your turn via mistake
<Oliander>	Fate has decreed that you shall no longer exist.
*	Oliander raises his hand and produces a ball of light.
<Oliander>	Man of the fish world, I now end your life!
Fishmen1 Fishmen2 Fishmen3
*	Oliander fires PSI Flash at Fishmen2! (Roll Wisdom)
<Oliander>	$32d10
<Navi>	Oliander: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 8, 5, 2, 4, 7, 1, 4, 4, 3, 9, 7, 3, 10, 8, 3, 9, 1, 5, 5, 8, 5, 8, 1, 9, 9, 1, 10, 8, 6, 10 and 8. Total: 182. Successes: 23.
<Fishmen2>	$16d10
<Navi>	Fishmen2: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 7, 10, 8, 6, 4, 10, 9, 9, 7, 10, 3, 2, 1, 1 and 8. Total: 102. Successes: 14.
*	Fishmen2 is torn apart via the psyonic attack
*	Oliander prays for Fishman's soul to rest in peace in the afterlife.
<Oliander>	20h, 24m
<Fishmen2>	$removeme
<Navi>	Fishmen2 has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Fishmen3 (9), Gurloz (9), Red_Enrics (7), Fishmen1 (7), Hal (6), Kirran (5) and Oliander (3).
*	You are now known as Oliander
*	Gurloz spends another 3 magic for his robes.
<Gurloz>	23h, 21m | Robes active.
<Oliander>	(fyi, got mah knife and Nature's Roots out for equipment)
*	Fishmen3 jumps out of water and attacks Hal (roll courage!)
*	Oliander recovers 1 heart and magic.
<Oliander>	20h, 25m
<Hal>	$36d10
<Navi>	Hal: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 6, 10, 1, 3, 5, 9, 6, 4, 1, 10, 8, 9, 9, 2, 1, 4, 3, 4, 7, 4, 5, 6, 10, 3, 3, 6, 3, 4, 7, 1, 1, 3, 5 and 6. Total: 177. Successes: 21.
<Fishmen3>	$28d10
<Navi>	Fishmen3: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 2, 10, 3, 3, 6, 5, 1, 2, 10, 2, 5, 6, 6, 2, 5, 7, 8, 1, 6, 1, 3, 3, 2, 4, 10 and 3. Total: 124. Successes: 16.
<Oliander>	(Courage? Isn't it a power roll?)
<Fishmen3>	oops
<Hal>	$33d10
<Navi>	Hal: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 8, 2, 5, 7, 1, 2, 8, 5, 9, 6, 2, 3, 6, 7, 8, 8, 7, 7, 8, 10, 6, 2, 5, 5, 10, 5, 8, 2, 7, 1, 1 and 2. Total: 183. Successes: 26.
<Oliander>	(lulz)
*	Fishmen3 jumps out of water and attacks Hal (roll power!)
<Oliander>	(should also be $35d10)
<Hal>	(Already rolled)
<Fishmen3>	$29d10
<Navi>	Fishmen3: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 2, 3, 9, 10, 8, 10, 4, 1, 3, 5, 4, 10, 9, 5, 8, 10, 2, 9, 8, 10, 6, 4, 6, 10, 9, 6, 2 and 3. Total: 178. Successes: 24.
<Oliander>	(err, 36d10
<Fishmen3>	$36d10
<Navi>	Fishmen3: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 9, 2, 9, 3, 1, 9, 9, 8, 7, 2, 2, 9, 4, 10, 6, 6, 3, 1, 9, 9, 2, 1, 1, 2, 5, 10, 1, 1, 2, 9, 10, 7, 8, 4 and 9. Total: 198. Successes: 23.
*	Hal still dodges
*	Hal immediately counterattacks with a Boomerang Beam (Roll Wisdom)
*	Oliander watches as time reverts multiple times, as if reality glitched- counterattack?
<Fishmen3>	$16d10
<Navi>	Fishmen3: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 7, 6, 4, 6, 3, 5, 7, 3, 8, 6, 8, 2, 5, 4 and 5. Total: 85. Successes: 11.
<Oliander>	(oh, right)
<Oliander>	(derp)
<Hal>	(Err change the attack to blast of Wand Magic)
<Hal>	$46d10
<Navi>	Hal: You rolled 46 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 1, 1, 4, 9, 1, 8, 3, 7, 7, 1, 4, 8, 2, 10, 8, 3, 10, 10, 5, 5, 6, 8, 4, 6, 7, 4, 1, 4, 10, 8, 8, 6, 5, 5, 9, 10, 6, 8, 10, 6, 4, 6, 8, 10 and 7. Total: 277. Successes: 38.
<Fishmen3>	$16d10
<Navi>	Fishmen3: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 9, 8, 8, 7, 9, 7, 4, 2, 3, 7, 6, 8, 2, 9 and 2. Total: 96. Successes: 11.
*	Hal strikes Fishmen3, dealing 27 damage)
<Fishmen3>	the fishman staggers back
<Fishmen3>	5h
<Fishmen3>	$endturn
<Navi>	Fishmen3 has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Fishmen3 (9), Gurloz (9), Red_Enrics (7), Fishmen1 (7), Hal (6), Kirran (5) and Oliander (3).
*	Gurloz looks at Fishmen3 and pulls out a bottle.
*	Fishmen3 the fishman notices Gurloz's glance and laughs an evil croaking laughter
*	Gurloz ... ... pockets it, and instead chants a bit, channeling light in his hand.
*	Gurloz watches as three beams of light descend from the sky and surrounds Fishmen3. (Roll Wisdom!)
<Gurloz>	$33d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 4, 1, 7, 9, 4, 6, 6, 8, 2, 7, 8, 1, 10, 6, 8, 9, 6, 7, 7, 1, 1, 8, 5, 4, 8, 4, 6, 1, 10, 10, 6 and 9. Total: 197. Successes: 26.
<Fishmen3>	$16d10
<Navi>	Fishmen3: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 8, 5, 10, 3, 1, 6, 9, 10, 8, 7, 2, 7, 3, 2 and 1. Total: 90. Successes: 12.
*	Fishmen3 falls on it's scaly rump as the spell strikes it
<Gurloz>	... the total damage cannot exceed 12, ... ... does that mean ... 14 * 3 ~= 12?
<Hal>	Yes
<Gurloz>	well.
<DM>	I suppose so.
<Gurloz>	14-3=11*3
<Gurloz>	...
*	Gurloz pokes Oliander
<Gurloz>	(Spiral Light)
<Oliander>	(yes, I need to rewrite the move still, I know)
<DM>	(let's just assume it's 12 damage for now)
<Gurloz>	(oh well, very critical strike though.)
<Gurloz>	23h, 18m | Robes active.
<Gurloz>	$endturn
<Navi>	Gurloz has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Fishmen3 (9), Gurloz (9), Red_Enrics (7), Fishmen1 (7), Hal (6), Kirran (5) and Oliander (3).
*	Hal reminds DM to use $removeme on Fishmen3
<Fishmen3>	20h
<Fishmen3>	0h
<Fishmen3>	$removeme
<Navi>	Fishmen3 has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Gurloz (9), Red_Enrics (7), Fishmen1 (7), Hal (6), Kirran (5) and Oliander (3).
*	Fishmen3 is now known as X___X
<Red_Enrics>	HAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
<Oliander>	(Fishmen1 took 2 damage earlier)
*	Red_Enrics strikes Fishmen1.(Roll Courage)
<Red_Enrics>	$29d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 10, 9, 10, 5, 1, 8, 1, 6, 10, 1, 8, 4, 4, 9, 7, 5, 4, 8, 2, 4, 8, 1, 2, 3, 9, 3, 5 and 1. Total: 154. Successes: 19.
*	Fishmen1 croaks nervously
<Fishmen1>	$28d10
<Navi>	Fishmen1: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 5, 5, 3, 5, 9, 2, 7, 9, 5, 8, 2, 8, 10, 7, 1, 3, 4, 6, 6, 6, 8, 1, 10, 7, 1, 9 and 9. Total: 165. Successes: 22.
<Hal>	(-7 dice b/c Fishmen is underwater)
<Hal>	(Red loses 7 dice)
<Oliander>	(just roll $7d10)
<DM>	(I was about to say that the sum amounts to 10)
<Red_Enrics>	$22d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 4, 6, 10, 4, 2, 9, 2, 9, 8, 10, 1, 3, 7, 10, 1, 4, 2, 8, 6, 9 and 5. Total: 125. Successes: 16.
<Red_Enrics>	banana
<Fishmen1>	$28d10
<Navi>	Fishmen1: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 4, 10, 9, 8, 8, 3, 1, 2, 9, 9, 3, 5, 7, 3, 9, 3, 8, 1, 10, 7, 3, 9, 6, 1, 4, 7 and 7. Total: 165. Successes: 19.
<Red_Enrics>	fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
*	Fishmen1 gracefully swims away from red enrics attack
<Oliander>	($endturn?)
<Red_Enrics>	Oh right
<Red_Enrics>	$endturn
<Navi>	Red_Enrics has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Gurloz (9), Red_Enrics (7), Fishmen1 (7), Hal (6), Kirran (5) and Oliander (3).
*	Fishmen1 jumps out of the water and attacks red_enrics (roll power!)
<Oliander>	(spite!)
*	Red_Enrics blocks with his shield of shieldness
<Red_Enrics>	$23d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 6, 4, 10, 2, 3, 3, 3, 7, 7, 10, 3, 3, 9, 10, 5, 1, 4, 6, 6, 9, 6 and 5. Total: 123. Successes: 16.
<Fishmen1>	$36d10
<Navi>	Fishmen1: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 2, 3, 1, 4, 10, 8, 4, 10, 6, 4, 5, 1, 9, 1, 5, 8, 9, 10, 3, 3, 1, 9, 4, 1, 3, 6, 2, 10, 7, 10, 1, 4, 7, 2 and 2. Total: 183. Successes: 22.
<Oliander>	+3 successes on Fishmen1
<Oliander>	(Water > Fire)
*	Fishmen1 laughs a triumphant evil croaking laugh as he knocks red_enrics into the water
<Fishmen1>	$endturn
<Navi>	Fishmen1 has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Gurloz (9), Red_Enrics (7), Fishmen1 (7), Hal (6), Kirran (5) and Oliander (3).
<Red_Enrics>	(Damage?)
<Hal>	(9 damage, w/o armor)
<DM>	hold on... lemme get it
<Red_Enrics>	(So...6 damage?)
*	Hal fires a blast of magic at Fishmen1 (Roll Wisdom)
<Hal>	$46d10
<Navi>	Hal: You rolled 46 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 1, 8, 2, 2, 5, 9, 8, 3, 3, 8, 9, 8, 7, 5, 1, 6, 9, 10, 6, 5, 8, 6, 9, 6, 2, 10, 6, 5, 3, 4, 6, 6, 9, 10, 5, 1, 6, 8, 2, 4, 10, 8, 7, 5 and 6. Total: 273. Successes: 38.
<Gurloz>	O_O
<DM>	for red enrics it was 9 damage
<Fishmen1>	$16d10
<Navi>	Fishmen1: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 8, 3, 1, 4, 6, 6, 7, 5, 7, 1, 5, 7, 6, 3 and 3. Total: 78. Successes: 10.
<Hal>	(28 damage)
<DM>	so your current health minus nine I believe
<Hal>	(30-28 = 2 h)
<Hal>	*Fishmen 1
<Fishmen1>	The fishman is barely grasping onto life.
*	Fishmen1 may croak soon
<DM>	$endturn.
<Hal>	$endturn
<Navi>	Hal has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Gurloz (9), Red_Enrics (7), Fishmen1 (7), Hal (6), Kirran (5) and Oliander (3).
<DM>	(I'm pretty much going to say that this battle is over)
*	Kirran takes aim and fires a metal arrow at the last fishman (roll courage)
<Hal>	(I am so much like Carrie :P)
<Kirran>	$38d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 38 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 2, 2, 8, 3, 8, 3, 5, 8, 8, 2, 6, 10, 10, 3, 7, 10, 4, 2, 3, 3, 5, 8, 9, 8, 10, 1, 10, 10, 4, 8, 7, 3, 2, 8, 3, 1 and 9. Total: 222. Successes: 28.
<Oliander>	(Carrie?)
<Fishmen1>	$28d10
<Navi>	Fishmen1: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 1, 5, 3, 4, 7, 5, 6, 1, 8, 7, 10, 1, 3, 9, 3, 2, 7, 8, 10, 3, 2, 4, 8, 2, 8, 8 and 9. Total: 148. Successes: 17.
<Hal>	(OOC speech)
<DM>	(11 damage)
<DM>	(not bad hal, you fricken killed it!)
*	Kirran is still the clean-up crew.
*	Fishmen1 croaks his last as it bleeds to death in the water
<Fishmen1>	$removeme
<Navi>	Fishmen1 has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Gurloz (9), Red_Enrics (7), Hal (6), Kirran (5) and Oliander (3).
<Fishmen1>	$endbattle
<Oliander>	$init r
<Navi>	Oliander: The bot has been reset.
*	Oliander prays momentarily for the loss of the fishmen.
*	Hal levels up.
*	Kirran makes some Shiekah brand lemon tea.
<Hal>	(Rupee rolls?)
<Fishmen1>	+63 exp
<DM>	+$63d8 Rupees
<Hal>	$63d8
<Navi>	Hal: You rolled 63 Dice with 8 Sides. Total: 316.
*	Fishmen1 is now known as X_X
<Oliander>	$63d8
<Gurloz>	$63d8
<Navi>	Oliander: You rolled 63 Dice with 8 Sides. Total: 300.
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 63 Dice with 8 Sides. Total: 279.
<Kirran>	$63d8
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 63 Dice with 8 Sides. Total: 265.
<Gurloz>	$calc 1401+279
<Kefka>	1401+279 = 1,680
<Gurloz>	(lol 300)
<Oliander>	(THIS IS SPARTA!)
<Oliander>	(random item drops?)
<DM>	$3d6
<Navi>	DM: You rolled 3 Dice with 6 Sides. Result: 2, 4 and 3. Total: 9.
<Oliander>	(Heart Container, and Magic Container)
<DM>	Yep
<DM>	"A heart and a magic container drop from the sky"
<DM>	(go ahead and claim one!)
<Oliander>	Brave, fellow adventurers, you may take the containers, for I have no need for them.
<Hal>	I'll let you guys take them.
<DM>	@red_enrics: "you get out of the water and get back onto the bridge, the water was rather cold and frigid"
<Oliander>	(I vote Red_Enrics and Kirran get 'em, since they're the lowest)
*	Kirran takes the heart container.
*	Red_Enrics takes the Magic container
*	Hal gains a Water affinity.
<DM>	(I will wait five minutes for everyone to get their stats and stuff sorted before going any further)
<Red_Enrics>	$63d8
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 63 Dice with 8 Sides. Total: 272.
<DM>	(just tell me when you have it sorted out)
*	Hal gives the Sweeping bonus to his Wizzrobe Wand.
<Kirran>	(I'm good)
<Red_Enrics>	$calc 272+2934
<Hal>	*Scroll #3 effect: The next affliction to affect Hal will be negated*
<Kefka>	272+2934 = 3,206
*	Hal is away: AFK
*	Oliander switches to auto-follow for a bit.
*	Hal is back (gone 00:01:35)
<DM>	(is everyone ready?)
<Hal>	Yes.
<DM>	good
<DM>	"you cross the bridge safely and continue your journey. To the left of the path your on is Veros Woods and to the right of the path is the plains, you continue down the road until you reach a fork in the road. to the north is the road into veros town and to the southeast is the road to berkeley masion and the abandoned monastery"
<DM>	"thus leaving you and your entire party a choice as the sun is beginning to set, do you head to town for the night or try to brave the path to berkeley mansion as night falls"
<DM>	(this choice will be decided via majority vote)
<Hal>	I go to Veros town
<DM>	1 vote for Veros town
*	DM pokes Kirran for a vote
*	Gurloz heads to Veros town. (Need a stopping point; getting late.)
*	DM pokes Red_Enrics for a vote
<Kirran>	Might as well head for town and see what kind of trouble we can get into.
<Red_Enrics>	Fine, Veros town
<DM>	"you all head for veros town and book a room in Old Jeb's Inn "
<DM>	"You arrive in Veros town before sunset, noticing the rather impressive stone walls around the town and how well lit the streets are."
<DM>	"the town has seen better days though and you cannot help but to notice the number of boarded up and abandoed shops"
*	Red_Enrics yawns....
<Hal>	Boy.
<Red_Enrics>	Where's the inn, I need sleep.
<Hal>	I wish Harvey's shop won't meet the fate of these shops.
<Red_Enrics>	ABANDONED?!
<Gurloz>	"Oh wow, these shops. ... what's happened here?"
*	Red_Enrics puts on his looting suit.
<DM>	"The only business still running in town is Old Jeb's Inn, named after one of the first settlers of this town"
<Kirran>	Almost looks like a ghost town.
<DM>	"In general you notice that 20 other houses are still well lit, indicating that this town is not quite dead yet"
*	Red_Enrics comes back from looting.
<Red_Enrics>	Found nothing
<DM>	"but merely hangs onto dear life"
*	Red_Enrics puts his soldier armor back on
*	Oliander appears from Red_Enrics' loot bag- wait what.
*	Gurloz walks around and notices the Inn.
*	Gurloz goes inside.
<Red_Enrics>	BEEEEEEEEEEEEDS!
<Oliander>	I have returned, much like how the lord, Jesus Christ will.
*	Red_Enrics rushes inside the inn at lightnight speed
*	Hal walks into the inn.
<DM>	"you are all in the inn, the place looks rather rustic with it's usage of wooden furnature and pelts to adorn the place"
<Hal>	(I hope these aren't fox pelts)
<DM>	"you notice the innkeeper, a gruff but burly man who looks to be about 40 years old"
<Innskeeper>	"Yeah, what do you want?"
*	Red_Enrics sneaks outside for a moment and changes clothes.
<Gurloz>	"Those other shops. ... What's happened here?"
*	Hal wears his Expert Ring
*	Gurloz kicks Hal out the window.
*	Gurloz has kicked Hal from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed wherever this kick line takes you! «15,187»)
<Innskeeper>	"This place used to be a trade 'ub for all of 'mania 'till the damned monsters overran Trisus pass"
*	Red_Enrics comes back in wearing a formal outfit.
<Oliander>	The monsters must have been blessed by a higher god. Those heathens shall pay.
<Innskeeper>	"without the caravans coming from the north, our trades and shops slowly faded away till nothin' was left. Bloody damned monster"
<Innskeeper>	I don't know what caused the monsters to infest tristus pass but I'm just gonna blame that bastard devil, Drac'la
<Oliander>	Dracula? Who is that?
<Hal>	I've read about him.
<Innskeeper>	"A bloody Vampire. That's as far as I know."
<Innskeeper>	"When's he's around, ever'thing goes strait to shit"
<Hal>	He is a vampire who wants revenge on humanity and your god.
<Hal>	He wasn't always like that.
<Oliander>	Hasn't he already gotten revenge if Jesus Christ has yet to return and save us all?
<Innskeeper>	If you want to know more about the bastard, then I suggest you ask old man moray in the corner. He usually sits in the corner near the fireplace
<Innskeeper>	Me? I couldn't give two hoots about guds and whatnot. Utter rot I say.
*	Oliander slams his fists down on the counter.
<Oliander>	It is GODS and GODDESSES that created you! You DARE look down upon them?!
<Innskeeper>	Now are you gonna buy somethin', rent a room or do I have to kick you freeloaders out?
*	Hal turns towards Moray
*	Kirran Eye of Truth's at an empty chair.
<Oliander>	(are you serious Kirran?)
<Hal>	I would like a room please.
<Innskeeper>	My room's don't come cheap
<Kirran>	(Maybe it's a secret chair, I don't know.)
<Innskeeper>	45 rupays per person per night
<Hal>	Fine by me.
*	Hal pays up.
<Oliander>	I'll sleep by the fireplace, thank you...
<Innskeeper>	Oh and if you break anything, it will cost ya
*	Oliander slams a rupee on the counter and lays down next to the fireplace.
<Innskeeper>	your rooms are upstairs, first five doors on the right
*	Red_Enrics jumps straight to his room and sleeps
*	Hal walks upstairs and to his room.
*	Innskeeper picks up Olilander and kicks his freeloadin' ass out the door
<Oliander>	PUT ME DOWN, DEFILER!
<Innskeeper>	Filthy freeloader, think you can undercut me then sleep by my fireplace?
*	Gurloz deposits 45 Rupees and heads off to his room.
*	Oliander raises his Deku Staff.
<Innskeeper>	Freeloaders don't get to stay unless they pay.
<Oliander>	You shall NOT continue to look down upon those who gave you life!
<Innskeeper>	I stated my price and I'm stickin' bt it
*	Oliander attempts to thwack the Innskeeper over the head with his staff.
<Oliander>	(Roll Courage, according to the staff)
*	Hal overhears the argument between Oliander and Innskeeper
*	Kirran sneaks up into the attic.
<Hal>	(Oh shoot)
<Oliander>	$32d10
<Navi>	Oliander: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 10, 2, 2, 2, 3, 4, 1, 9, 7, 9, 8, 3, 3, 8, 7, 2, 4, 6, 1, 1, 9, 1, 8, 9, 10, 2, 1, 6, 1, 1 and 8. Total: 156. Successes: 17.
<Innskeeper>	$40d10
<Navi>	Innskeeper: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 7, 5, 3, 4, 8, 9, 3, 9, 9, 9, 5, 8, 2, 2, 6, 9, 3, 3, 9, 3, 5, 2, 9, 5, 2, 5, 3, 2, 4, 4, 9, 5, 6, 3, 7, 10, 2, 3 and 9. Total: 217. Successes: 24.
<Oliander>	(good god, we need this guy on our team, lol)
*	Innskeeper yanks the staff out of Oliander's hand and beat Oliander's ass raw
*	Hal walks back in and pushes Oliander to the door (roll Power)
<Innskeeper>	FILTHY FREELOADER!
<Hal>	$33d10
<Navi>	Hal: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 3, 6, 8, 7, 5, 9, 6, 7, 2, 5, 9, 4, 6, 5, 1, 7, 10, 5, 3, 6, 1, 8, 10, 6, 1, 1, 2, 5, 2, 5, 9 and 9. Total: 182. Successes: 25.
<Hal>	$3d10
<Navi>	Hal: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 1 and 2. Total: 5. Successes: 0.
<Red_Enrics>	Say, what is thour name, Innkeeper
<Innskeeper>	I OUGHT TO HAVE YOU BEATEN TO DEATH
*	Oliander recovers from the beating and Hal's push. He grins devilishly as he starts to gather fire in his hands.
<Innskeeper>	BE GRATEFUL I ONLY BEAT YER ASS RAW!
<Innskeeper>	NOW STAY OUT UNLESS YER WILLING TO PAY!
<Oliander>	heheheheheh.... oh... shall I enlighten you then? Yes? About the gods? What calamity they can bring, O pitiful one?
<Hal>	Hey, enough!
*	Innskeeper angerily stomps off back into the inn
*	Hal was talking to Oliander
*	Oliander seems to ignore Hal.
<Innskeeper>	stupid freeloaders....
*	Innskeeper sits down at his seat behind the bar and sulks for a bit
*	Hal walks back into the Inn and talks to Innskeeper
<Oliander>	Then, perhaps, yes... it shall be a grand fire... perhaps I shall bring God's word upon him and show him what power they hold.
<Hal>	"What a religious nutcase"
*	Oliander aims at the inn itself from outside, readying to cast Flame Pit on it.
*	Kirran is still hiding in the attic.
<Hal>	"Let me deal with him"
*	Hal runs out the door and fires a blast of Wand Magic at Oliander (Roll Wisdom)
<Oliander>	O, HIGH AND MIGHTY, THOSE WHO BROUGHT US LIFE-
*	Old_Man_Moray walks out the door
<Old_Man_Moray>	That is enough from both of you
<Old_Man_Moray>	Innskeeper, that was uncalled for
<Oliander>	-I SHALL NOW BRING DOWN THE HEAVENS ON THOSE WHO DO NOT BELIEVE IN YOUR CREATIONS! OLI CAUSTERA BEL DAUNTA SHAA!
<Hal>	$48d10
<Hal>	(Kefka, YUNO roll?)
<Hal>	(Did I just ping?)
<Navi>	Hal: You rolled 48 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 4, 6, 5, 8, 2, 9, 6, 3, 2, 3, 1, 6, 3, 3, 10, 5, 9, 8, 7, 1, 6, 4, 8, 8, 8, 4, 2, 2, 10, 1, 8, 8, 2, 5, 9, 4, 5, 3, 2, 8, 6, 3, 6, 1, 6, 7 and 1. Total: 240. Successes: 28.
<Old_Man_Moray>	You, You should have payed the innskeepers. I know he paddled you pretty badly but that no excuse to disrespect the innskeeper like that
<Oliander>	(oh... lag)
<Oliander>	$32d10
<Navi>	Oliander: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 8, 3, 4, 3, 4, 7, 7, 9, 7, 2, 3, 7, 10, 3, 3, 5, 8, 8, 10, 7, 7, 10, 10, 10, 4, 3, 10, 7, 1, 3 and 8. Total: 196. Successes: 26.
<Hal>	+2 successes
<Hal>	Enough.
*	Oliander is hit by Hal's wand blast and stumbles backwards into a fall, kersplatting onto the ground.
<Oliander>	... oh. Oh my. What... what happened...
<Hal>	I really did not want to attack.
<Hal>	But you didn't really leave me much choice.
<Old_Man_Moray>	It looks like something took a hold of him...
*	Oliander sits upright, scratching his head.
*	Old_Man_Moray examines Oliander
<Old_Man_Moray>	Yes, Yes I see now...
<Old_Man_Moray>	It appears that Dracula temporarily took control of you somehow..
<Hal>	Shoot.
<Red_Enrics>	Hah!
<Oliander>	Hmm, what was it? When did it go wrong? Yes, I remember... *back to his mumbling/chanting* was it him, was it him, how could he, how did I, it was him, it was not her, but then... *snaps upright*
<Hal>	If it happened to him, then it could happen to any of us.
*	Red_Enrics jumps from the window
<Old_Man_Moray>	Well Beastman, I am grateful that you managed to bring this man back to sanity. Who knows what might have happened if he had succeed in that incantation.
<Red_Enrics>	I would expect him to go for me first, but whatever.
<Oliander>	(Are you kidding? You're too drunk for him to possibly take over you, lol)
*	Old_Man_Moray hands Hal his wooden staff as a token of his gratitude
<Red_Enrics>	(Red sobered up before Oliander. ._.)
<Old_Man_Moray>	Don't worry about me. I'll be just fine.
<Oliander>	(lulz)
<Hal>	Thanks.
<Old_Man_Moray>	Anyways I got to get back to my sit by the fire
<Old_Man_Moray>	I'll pay for your room
*	Oliander bolts back up and heads straight to the Innskeeper.
*	Old_Man_Moray walks back in and pays the innskeeper 45 rupees
*	Oliander gives the Innskeeper 45 Rupees... and the copy of the bible from earlier.
<Oliander>	Take this, and perhaps then, you may learn.
*	Oliander takes to his room and passes out.
<DM>	hmff
*	Gurloz passes out on the cou--- bed in his room.
*	DM sits back down and goes back to sulking
*	Hal walks back into his room.
<Oliander>	(The DM is sulking. Careful guys!)
*	Red_Enrics tosses his bed on the roof and sleeps there
<Oliander>	(Hal, I think DM is out for your blood next session.)
*	Kirran moonwalks
*	Gurloz prods the DM.
*	Red_Enrics sleeps on his bed, and it slips off the roof and lands on Kirran
*	Kirran is SO not getting hit by Red again.
<Kirran>	$33d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 6, 2, 3, 6, 4, 7, 5, 9, 4, 10, 2, 2, 3, 10, 6, 5, 5, 3, 4, 8, 9, 4, 1, 9, 7, 1, 10, 1, 2, 5, 1 and 10. Total: 165. Successes: 21.
<Oliander>	(suddenly, regression)
<Red_Enrics>	(Well actually, the bed fell on you, so roll the bed's power.)
<Red_Enrics>	$9001d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 9,001 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 50,230. Successes: 6,496.
*	Red_Enrics run
<Kirran>	>_>
*	Gurloz kicks Red_Enrics out the window.
*	Gurloz has kicked Red_Enrics from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on the green, blocking an angry golfer's shot to the hole! This could get ugly. «15,188»)
<Kirran>	Wait, if I was in the attic, how did the bed get from on top of the building to the inside of the it? o_0