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- >"You suck at this game."
- "Fuck you Rainbow."
- >You're sitting in Rainbow's cloud house on her bed playing Mortal Koombat Seven.
- >Both of you have your eyes glued to the screen while speaking to each other.
- >"But you really do."
- "Well you're gay."
- >"What does that have to do with anything?"
- "Gay people suck."
- >"No, I lick."
- "You suck clit."
- >"Yeah maybe that's true but at least I don't suck at this game."
- >She gets your character in a headlock and fists your asshole to death.
- >The word "Sexuality" is displayed on the screen.
- "God damn it."
- >"I told you."
- >You instantly hit rematch when the menu comes up.
- >"Why do you always do this?"
- "Because I want to win."
- >"I've won seventeen times in a row Anon. Give it up."
- "No you."
- >"You're such a crybaby Anon."
- "Fuck you Rainbow."
- >"Want to?"
- "Aren't you gay?"
- >"I go both ways."
- "That's gross. You have a gross lifestyle."
- >"Yeah well I like pleasure. Pleasure can be achieved in many ways."
- "Look at you sounding like a fucking nerd."
- >"Fuck you."
- "Nah I'm good. You keep that genital warts away from me."
- >"I totally got that taken care of."
- "Just because you grind them off your pussy with a cactus doesn't mean they're gone."
- >"I didn't grind them off! They were blasted off with magic."
- "Blasted, grinded, melted, whatever you wanna call it."
- >You are fisted to death once again.
- "FUCK."
- >"I told you. You suck at this game."
- "Fuck you."
- >"Want to play something more your level? Like Rainbow Fairy Princess?"
- >You hit rematch again.
- "You're a cunt Rainbow."
- >"At least I can get some."
- "Are you doubting my ability to get pussy?"
- >"You and I both know the only pussy you'll ever be getting is whenever you go over to Rarity's house and Opal sits on your lap."
- "Oh ha ha. Bitch."
- >"Got anymore things you want to call me while we're going?"
- "Whore. Slut."
- >"Speaking of which, can you grab the dildo under the bed? I'm feeling kinda wet."
- "You're one crazy bitch Rainbow."
- >"Not as crazy as I'd be in bed with you."
- "Alright, stop that. You're a horse."
- >"And you're a hooman. So what?"
- "It's human. So would you fuck a bunny?"
- >"Ah, no! That's just gross!"
- "Exactly the same thing I'm feeling when you offer to have sex."
- >"But that's a bunny! You're like, not a bunny. And hot."
- "Not sure if I should take that as a compliment."
- >"I think we should have sex."
- "How about no?"
- >"How about yes?"
- "I'm not having sex with you."
- >"Darn it. Well then can you at least hand me the dildo?"
- "No."
- >Your character is anally fisted to death for a third time.
- >Fucking Rainbow Dash.
- >"Why don't you read very often Anon?"
- "Because fuck books."
- >You're sat in Twilight's library looking at a picture book.
- >Twilight is reading some big nerdy looking book.
- >"But books are how we learn!"
- "Not me. I learn by trial and error."
- >"Why do the trial and error yourself when it's already written down in a book?"
- "Why are you still talking? I'm trying to enjoy these pictures."
- >"Do you even know what that book is about?"
- "...dinosaurs?"
- >"You're looking at a book about lizards."
- "Yeah like I said, dinosaurs."
- >"That's not dinosaurs Anon."
- "Lizards, dinosaurs, same thing."
- >"They're not the same thing Anon, lizards are-"
- "Please stop. I won't pay attention."
- >"I just don't understand why you wouldn't like to read a book."
- "Because books are for nerds. And fuck this nerd shit."
- >"What if I told you there was a book that wasn't nerdy."
- "I'd call you a liar and claim that your pants have ignited."
- >"Look at this book."
- >A red book is levitated over to you.
- >It has a pink heart on the front.
- "What is this?"
- >"It's called the 'Pona Sutra' and I think you'd like it."
- "Sounds gaaay."
- >She opens the book to a random page.
- "Whoa what? Is this a sex book?"
- >"Yes, it's a book that discusses the many varieties of-"
- "Too many words, not listening."
- >"Anon! Read the book!"
- >You look down at the pages and see different pony sex positions.
- "Alright I'm reading. But it's still boring."
- >"How is this boring? Just think of all the different sex positions you and I could try from reading that."
- "Wait, what? We're not having sex."
- >"Why not?"
- "You're a horse. I swear I just had this conversation with Rainbow earlier."
- >"So? If you look there in the book, cross species coitus is common among some cul-"
- "I feel like you're trying to tell me something but I just don't care enough to listen."
- >"Look, it says that sometimes different species have sex normally."
- "Yeah well mine isn't... I mean, most of mine isn't into that sort of thing."
- >"So what you're saying is we can't engage in sexual intercourse?"
- "I don't get your big words, but I'm not fucking you."
- >"Awww..."
- "Yup."
- >"...so what do you think about this book?"
- >Fucking Twilight.
- >"C-Could you maybe n-not be so m-mean to my animals Anon?"
- "Could you maybe not stutter so fucking much?"
- >You're walking with Fluttershy through her backyard.
- >"That's n-not a very nice thing t-to say."
- "I didn't know there were rules saying I had to be nice."
- >"There's no r-rules, it's j-just common courtesy Anon."
- "Well I don't really care."
- >"Oh... That's o-okay I guess. So um, h-how is life?"
- "I don't think you actually care about how my life is. I think you're just saying that to change the topic."
- >"S-Sorry."
- "Why are you such a fucking pushover anyway?"
- >"W-Well when I was f-five years old-"
- "Never mind, I forgot I don't care."
- >"Oh alr-right. That's y-your choice and I r-respect it."
- "See what I mean? I insulted you and you just took it like it was nothing."
- >"I'm s-sorry."
- "Stop saying that. Be more assertive."
- >"Ass-sertive?"
- "Not 'ass-sertive' you stuttering awkward fuck, assertive. First off, stop stuttering. Talk slower if you have to."
- >"Okay."
- "Now look at me."
- >She turns to you.
- "Tell me I look ugly."
- >"B-But-"
- "NO FUCKING STUTTERING."
- >She eeps.
- "Start over. Call me ugly."
- >"Um... You're ugly?"
- "FUCK YOU BITCH! YOU'RE THE UGLY ONE!"
- >She ducks down to the ground cowering in fear.
- >You pick her up and set her back the way she was before.
- >"You never said that you were going to yell back..."
- "But I didn't say I wouldn't."
- >"I guess that's true."
- "WRONG!"
- >She jumps at your tone.
- "Don't give in so easily!"
- >"What do you want me to do?"
- "Fight back! Use your words to fight back! Get mad! Yell!"
- >"If you say so..."
- "I'll start over. FUCK YOU BITCH! YOU'RE THE UGLY ONE!"
- >"I know! I AM the ugly one and I RESPECT YOUR OPINION!"
- "...you're a god damn retard."
- >"Oh my, I'm sorry for being retarded Anon."
- "You aren't supposed to be nice when you fight back Fluttershy!"
- >"I'm not?"
- "NO! THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT! You know what? Just say the opposite of what you're thinking."
- >"Alright..."
- "FUCK YOU BITCH! YOU'RE THE UGLY ONE!"
- >"I'M NOT THE UGLY ONE, YOU'RE THE UGLY ONE!"
- "YES! GREAT FUCKING JOB FLUTTERSHY! YOU'VE DONE WELL!"
- >"WOOHOO! NOW LET'S HAVE SEX!"
- "Whoa, what?!"
- >"Come on Anon, let's fuck right here and show the critters around here how to be real animals!"
- "Alright, Shy. You can stop now."
- >"I won't stop! I'm having sex with you right now and that's final!"
- "WE'RE NOT HAVING SEX YOU CRAZY FUCKING BITCH!"
- >"YES WE ARE YOU ASSHOLE!"
- >You punch her in the mouth.
- >She falls to the ground holding her jaw.
- >She looks up at you with tears in her eyes.
- >"W-Why did you do that? W-Wasn't I doing a g-good job?"
- "You were! You just got carried away."
- >"O-Oh..."
- >She stands back up.
- >"Anon?"
- "What?"
- >"S-Sorry."
- >Fucking Fluttershy.
- >"Darling please hold still."
- "Just don't stab me with that fucking thing."
- >You're standing in Carousel Boutique.
- >"Anon please, I know what I'm doing."
- "So what? I'm saying don't stab me."
- >"I won't stab you dear."
- "I don't believe you."
- >"For goodness sakes Anonymous, do you or do you not want this suit fitted for you?!"
- "I do but you're getting REAL CLOSE WITH THAT FUCKING THING!"
- >You smack her horn, causing her to put the needle down and making the pants she was stitching slide off your legs.
- >"Anonymous!"
- "I told you not to stab me!"
- >"I NEVER STABBED YOU!"
- "YOU WERE GOING TO!"
- >"WELL I DIDN'T! My goodness, aren't you supposed to be a stallion?"
- "Just because I have a cock doesn't mean my skin is invincible you sexist bitch."
- >"Excuse me?! How dare you call me sexist?! I'll have you know I have over three hundred confirmed clients of both stallion and mare!"
- "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU'VE SERVED, YOU'RE SEXIST!"
- >"I AM NOT SEXIST!"
- "Really? Then what would you call believing that I'm needle proof?"
- >"It was not implied that you were impenetrable at all! I was trying to say that you-"
- "Are a man and can deal with pain somehow easier than a mare? Huh?!"
- >"I SIMPLY ASSUMED YOU COULD TAKE A FEW PIN PRICKS! FOR THAT I AM TRULY SORRY!"
- "YOU DON'T SOUND SORRY YOU SEXIST FUCK!"
- >She takes a deep breath.
- >"I'm sorry. I should not have assumed you were as strong as other stallions."
- "Thank yo-WAIT A FUCKING SECOND! YOU BITCH!"
- >"You think you're the only one around here with a clever mouth?! Well I beg to differ you ruffian!"
- "Oh I swear to fuck if you weren't an element of harmony protected by the princess I would wring your fucking neck..."
- >"Come on then, try it punk! See if I can't take a hit or two!"
- "Maybe I will-Wait a second... What's that?"
- >You point to a clear pool of liquid growing under Rarity's back legs.
- "Oh fucking gross."
- >"Terribly sorry dear... Sometimes I get a little too excited..."
- >A tissue is levitated from the table and begins to clean up the mess.
- >"So while the idea is relevant, would you perhaps like a ride?"
- >She wiggles her ass.
- "No. You're a fucking horse."
- >"I am a lady!"
- "Yeah well lady, you're a fucking horse."
- >She groans.
- >"Fine then. Now, where were we?"
- >She uses her magic to pick the clothing back up and the needle.
- >And then she stabs you right in the fucking leg.
- >Fucking Rarity.
- >"Come on Sugarcube, we got ourselves some apples to buck!"
- "I'm fucking coming! How many times are you going to say that?!"
- >You're with AJ out in Sweet Apple Acres helping her do her job.
- >"Watch yer mouth Anon! Just makin' sure you aint slackin'!"
- "How could I possibly be slacking if we haven't even gotten out to the trees yet you fucking hick?"
- >"Now hold it right there partner! There aint no reason tah be name callin'!"
- "Maybe if we got started already I could get out of this fucking dump before sundown."
- >"Did ya just call Sweet Apple Acres a dump?! What in tarnation has gotten into you?!"
- "You're just pissing me off! Maybe if you didn't push your workers so hard then your family wouldn't have to inbreed so much just to keep the fucking business!"
- >"HOW DARE YOU?! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"
- "I'M NOT TAKING ANYTHING BACK!"
- >"ANON YOU GOT FIVE SECONDS TO APOLOGIZE!"
- "WHAT IS THIS, KINDERGARTEN?!"
- >"1!"
- "APPLEJACK STOP BEING SO FUCKING STUBBORN AND LISTEN TO YOUR EMPLOYEES FOR ONCE!"
- >"2!"
- "FUCKING REALLY?!"
- >"3!"
- "YOU CAN'T EVEN COUNT TO FIVE!"
- >"AAUUUGGHHH!"
- >She tackles you to the ground and tries to wrestle you down.
- >You push her off and then pin her.
- "LISTEN TO ME BITCH!"
- >She stops struggling and looks up at you.
- "Stop overworking your employees! Just because you can do a lot of work doesn't mean they can!"
- >"Alright! Just git off me!"
- >You get off her and she stands up, picking her hat up and dusting it off.
- >"Ya could have just said so Anon... There was no need for that little scrap."
- "Well I was pissed off! After running back and forth for almost four hours the last thing I want to hear is the same phrase over and over!"
- >"Ah'm sorry."
- "Whatever."
- >"...how bout Ah make it up to ya?"
- "Pay raise?"
- >"Ah guess you could call it that..."
- >She turns and presents to you her winking marevagina.
- >"That little tussle we just had got me a little hot n' heavy..."
- "Not interested."
- >"Ya sure?"
- "Sure I don't want to stir around Big Mac's semen with my cock."
- >She rolls her eyes and then turns back to the trees.
- >"Well then yer loss."
- >She coughs a little and you look at her.
- >"Back ta work."
- >Fucking Applejack.
- >"IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE TO BAKE A PRETTY CAKE NONNY!"
- "Fucking kill me."
- >You're stood in the kitchen of Sugarcube Corner with Pinkie.
- >"Yeah, this cake'll sure kill you with its super sweet amazingeriffic taste!"
- "That's not a word."
- >"Let's get started! Take this timer and set it to thirty minutes!"
- >She shoves an egg timer in your hands.
- >You turn it to the thirty.
- "Can I leave now?"
- >"Hahaha! You're so funny Nonny! We haven't even started yet!"
- "Why am I here again?"
- >"Becauseyoupromisedyouwouldhelpmebakeaprettycakeandnowwe'regonnabakeaprettycake!"
- "Wait wha-"
- >She shoves you over to the counter and slams a cook's hat on your head.
- >"You look cute in that! Oh my gosh, that reminds me! Last night I saw this thing in the paper that was shaped like that hat there and some ponies ate it and they all started seeing crazy things and-"
- "Pinkie."
- >"They got lost in the forest for a few days and I was like, 'Oh my gosh!' so I decided to tell you about it and now I am talking about it with you-"
- "Pinkie!"
- >She stops.
- >"Oh. Hi Nonny! Pass me the flour!"
- >You slide the bag of flour over to her.
- >"Give me the eggs!"
- >You push the carton to her.
- >"Ya know, when I look at eggs I think about Twilight because Rainbow Dash calls her an egghead. Haha, can you believe that? Twilight's head doesn't even look like an egg-"
- "GOD FUCKING DAMN IT PINKIE LET'S JUST BAKE THIS FUCKING CAKE ALREADY!"
- >"...Nonny that was kinda mean."
- "I DON'T CARE! FUCK YOU!"
- >"Why are you being so mean to me? Are you mad at me? Or are you mad at somepony else? Is it Twilight? I noticed you got mad when I said Twilight. What did she do? Are you okay?"
- "IT'S YOU! JUST SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU'RE SO DAMN ANNOYING!"
- >"N-Nonny..."
- >Tears swell in her eyes.
- >"I th-thought we were friends..."
- "We are! You're just SO FUCKING ANNOYING!"
- >"M-Me? But I'm just trying to make you happy..."
- "What would make me happy is if you stopped being such a crazy bitch!"
- >"I think you need a hug."
- "I DON'T NEED A FUCKING HUG!"
- >"So you want more than a hug? Okay Nonny, whatever makes you happy."
- >She begins rubbing your crotch and you slap her hoof.
- "THE FUCK?"
- >"Not enough? Alright, I'll make you happy for sure!"
- >In a flash your pants have dropped and Pinkie is on your dick.
- "Mmmmm-GAH NO! GET THE FUCK OFF!"
- >She pulls off you with a pop.
- >"What's wrong? Doesn't this make you happy?"
- "NO!"
- >"You're confusing me Nonny. What makes you happy then?"
- "...you know what, I'd like to go back to making this fucking cake so I can get out of here."
- >"YAAY!"
- >She jumps up and takes your hat for herself.
- >"Pass me the icing!"
- "We haven't even made the cake ye-"
- >"Don't worry, I can get it."
- >She reaches down to your erect cock.
- >You back up and pull your pants up.
- >Fucking Pinkie.
- >"SURPRISE!"
- "Here we fucking go again."
- >You're standing in your doorway where the mane six have set up a surprise party in your house.
- >Pinkie bounces up, "Nonny! So good to see you!"
- "I can't say the same to you."
- >AJ nods her head to you, "Howdy."
- "Yeah whatever."
- >Rainbow flies over, "Whassup?"
- "Not much lesbo."
- >Fluttershy is awkwardly looking at you.
- "Hello to you too."
- >She squeaks.
- >Rarity gives you a glare, "We meet again ruffian."
- "Sup sexist."
- >Twilight clears her throat, "Hello Anon. You're probably wondering why we're doing this for you."
- "Nope. I don't care. All of you get out of my house."
- >"Well it's because we all want to apologize for how we've treated you."
- "...really?"
- >Fluttershy speaks up, "Y-Yes... I'm sorry I made you so mad earlier... I think we should all return the favor."
- "Wait how do you all plan on doing that?"
- >The door slams shut.
- >All of them scream in unison, "ORGY!"
- "WAIT WHAT?!"
- >You are tackled to the ground by AJ and Rainbow.
- >"Dontchu worry Sugarcube, we'll make ya feel real good."
- >Rainbow plants her genital warts covered vag right on your nose.
- >A fuzzy feeling is felt around your body and then you can't move.
- >Fucking magic.
- >Your pants are removed and something lands on your crotch.
- >Pinkie screams, "I get to ride the funstick first!"
- >She takes your member into her mouth and gets it hard quickly.
- >Then she slams down on it.
- >Rainbow gets off your face just long enough for you to look up and see Fluttershy adjusting a strapon on her waist.
- >Rarity holds a lit candle a little bit above your chest and is about to tilt it.
- >This is gonna be a long, long night.
- The end.
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