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  1. (11:02:30 PM) BroickRose: You can either. A:Take up a random criminal case. B: Clear out a warehouse infested with something i'll think of in a second or C: Fuck around the city
  2. (11:02:50 PM) Juri: Assassinations is what I want to do~
  3. (11:02:54 PM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: roll 1d3
  4. (11:02:54 PM) Juri: A.
  5. (11:02:54 PM) Dice-chan: Cyrin_of_the_Brood rolled --> [ 1d3=2 ]{2}
  6. (11:03:00 PM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: Warehouse!
  7. (11:03:03 PM) Juri: YOU'RE A GUARD
  8. (11:03:04 PM) Juri: DICK
  9. (11:03:05 PM) Juri: ;_;
  10. (11:03:08 PM) Juri: Well
  11. (11:03:11 PM) Juri: Not anymore you're not.
  12. (11:03:11 PM) Pyrite: A. I'll take the case!
  13. (11:03:14 PM) Juri: YES
  14. (11:03:16 PM) Juri: YES
  15. (11:03:19 PM) ***Juri slaps Taco_Hell around a bit with a large fishbot
  16. (11:03:19 PM) BroickRose: You are more likely to assassinate shit in the warehouse btw
  17. (11:03:38 PM) Pyrite: Luka MahBoy. Fighter at Lawwwwwwww!
  18. (11:03:44 PM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: It would be reasonably-guard-y to do any of the three. So I rolled for it.
  19. (11:03:48 PM) Taco_Hell: A. I'LL TAKE THE FUCKING CASE
  20. (11:03:54 PM) Juri: Oh
  21. (11:03:55 PM) Juri: Really?
  22. (11:03:56 PM) Juri: B
  23. (11:03:56 PM) Juri: B
  24. (11:03:56 PM) Juri: B
  25. (11:03:56 PM) Juri: B
  26. (11:03:56 PM) Juri: B
  27. (11:03:58 PM) Juri: B
  28. (11:04:00 PM) BroickRose: fucking niggers
  29. (11:04:00 PM) Juri: B
  30. (11:04:03 PM) Juri: B
  31. (11:04:03 PM) BroickRose: make up your mind
  32. (11:04:04 PM) Juri: B
  33. (11:04:07 PM) Juri: B
  34. (11:04:08 PM) Juri: ;_;
  35. (11:04:10 PM) Juri: Tell me these things.
  36. (11:04:13 PM) Juri: Seriously.
  37. (11:04:14 PM) Juri: YOU SAID ASSASSINATE
  38. (11:04:16 PM) Juri: I CHOSE ASSASSINATE
  39. (11:04:19 PM) Juri: NIGGER.
  40. (11:04:34 PM) BroickRose: ALRIGHT
  41. (11:04:36 PM) BroickRose: REVOTE
  42. (11:04:38 PM) BroickRose: ONE VOTE
  43. (11:04:38 PM) BroickRose: GO
  44. (11:04:44 PM) Juri: [x] Assassin
  45. (11:04:49 PM) Taco_Hell: A. TAKING THE GOD DAMN CASE, FUCK YOU I'M A BEAR
  46. (11:04:57 PM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: [X] Warehouse
  47. (11:05:02 PM) Juri left the room (Kicked by BroickRose (I'll ass your ass in alright)).
  48. (11:05:15 PM) Juri [webchat@159b2242.285ef2b1.res.rr.com] entered the room.
  49. (11:05:18 PM) Juri: hey fuck you.
  50. (11:05:22 PM) BroickRose: no u
  51. (11:05:32 PM) Pyrite: roll 1d3
  52. (11:05:32 PM) Dice-chan: Pyrite rolled --> [ 1d3=2 ]{2}
  53. (11:05:40 PM) BroickRose: Ralright warehouse
  54. (11:05:42 PM) Pyrite: B. I'll take the werehouse case!
  55. (11:05:43 PM) BroickRose: good
  56. (11:05:54 PM) BroickRose: Fuck you guys and your indesicive fuck niggers
  57. (11:06:10 PM) Pyrite: I wasn't indicisive ;_;
  58. (11:06:18 PM) Pyrite: also we're on ze skypes
  59. (11:06:19 PM) BroickRose: alright
  60. (11:06:37 PM) BroickRose: 1. Murder 2. Rape 3. Riot 4. BAR FIGHT
  61. (11:06:39 PM) BroickRose: roll 1d4
  62. (11:06:40 PM) Dice-chan: BroickRose rolled --> [ 1d4=2 ]{2}
  63. (11:06:41 PM) BroickRose: HAHA
  64. (11:06:50 PM) BroickRose: FUCK THAT
  65. (11:06:53 PM) BroickRose: roll 1d4
  66. (11:06:54 PM) Dice-chan: BroickRose rolled --> [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
  67. (11:06:59 PM) Pyrite: litterally right broick?
  68. (11:07:25 PM) Pyrite left the room (Kicked by BroickRose (THAT JOKE WAS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD)).
  69. (11:07:41 PM) Juri: invite me
  70. (11:07:43 PM) Pyrite [webchat@2b2c869d.763458a.renonv.sbcglobal.net] entered the room.
  71. Unknown command.
  72. (11:09:26 PM) Taco_Hell is now known as Uvel
  73. (11:09:27 PM) Pyrite is now known as Luka_MahBoy
  74. (11:09:38 PM) BroickRose: Alright what NPC do you guys want to come with you?
  75. (11:09:47 PM) Luka_MahBoy: Sucubutt
  76. (11:09:47 PM) Juri: Derrick
  77. (11:10:16 PM) Uvel: Sucubutt and Insane Fairy
  78. (11:10:32 PM) BroickRose: Only one
  79. (11:10:49 PM) BroickRose: Succubut it is!
  80. (11:10:59 PM) Luka_MahBoy: no wait
  81. (11:11:09 PM) Luka_MahBoy: lets take the tailor shop girl
  82. (11:11:11 PM) Luka_MahBoy: frosty the snowman
  83. (11:11:16 PM) Luka_MahBoy: or whatever her name is
  84. (11:11:20 PM) BroickRose is now known as Kaitlyn|Succubutt
  85. (11:11:24 PM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: She's a shop...
  86. (11:11:27 PM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: you know what
  87. (11:11:34 PM) Luka_MahBoy left the room (Kicked by Kaitlyn|Succubutt (DUMBASS)).
  88. (11:11:43 PM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: I like kicking
  89. (11:11:45 PM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: Its fun
  90. (11:11:54 PM) Juri: Hi Emily.
  91. (11:11:55 PM) Luka_MahBoy [webchat@2b2c869d.763458a.renonv.sbcglobal.net] entered the room.
  92. (11:12:04 PM) Luka_MahBoy: Fine! I didn't want to take her anyway!
  93. (11:12:49 PM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: Alright lets see
  94. (11:12:59 PM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: Hmm
  95. (11:13:11 PM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: Where you all at?
  96. (11:13:24 PM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: Our rooms?
  97. (11:13:30 PM) Luka_MahBoy: ^
  98. (11:13:35 PM) Juri: Room.
  99. (11:13:44 PM) Uvel: In my room practicing my sword play whilst trying to perfect the ways of the gentlemen
  100. (11:14:13 PM) Luka_MahBoy: in my room admiring my centerpiece statue and having a beer
  101. (11:14:45 PM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: Reading the morning paper in his room.
  102. (11:15:22 PM) Juri: Meditating because that's all she really does.
  103. (11:16:05 PM) Luka_MahBoy: she's so boring. it is up to ze bear to change that
  104. (11:16:08 PM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: You all hear over the intercom for all available personal to report to the lobby for a mission.
  105. (11:16:20 PM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: (Its the evening btw)
  106. (11:17:07 PM) ***Juri stands up and stretches, quickly making her way to the lobby without a second thought.
  107. (11:17:34 PM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood folds up the newspaper and deposits it on his desk before standing and heading towards the lobby.
  108. (11:18:19 PM) ***Uvel sheathes his sword and puts away his book. He then screams to himself "It's time! IT'S TIME FOR ADVENTURE AND VALOR!" He then dashes off to the lobby!
  109. (11:20:18 PM) ***Luka_MahBoy finishes the last of the beer and slowly walks into the hallway. reminicing upon the taste of that last swig of alcohol
  110. (11:25:05 PM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: As you all pool into the lobby, some more enthusiastic than others you notice Kaitlyn standing there taping he foot on the ground looking impatient.
  111. (11:25:52 PM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: "Jeez finally you guys get here!" She is holding onto multiple manilla folders and hands one over to all of you. "We got a case."
  112. (11:26:47 PM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: "What is being asked of us?"
  113. (11:27:02 PM) ***Juri takes the folder and opens it, grazing through the paperwork
  114. (11:27:58 PM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood reads through the folder, interested.
  115. (11:28:20 PM) ***Luka_MahBoy reads silently over the folder waiting for more instructions
  116. (11:28:49 PM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: Its a file going over a homocide in the market disrict. Apperently someone killed a customer during the afternoon rush and the city gaurd cant spare enough manpower to take the case what with the bombings and all.
  117. (11:30:04 PM) ***Uvel looks over the paper as well. "I see, so a villain of the most heinous variety needs to be brought to justice do they? Then they shall tremble as they see my blade glame and cut away their darkness in the way of BEARINGTON!"
  118. (11:30:49 PM) ***Luka_MahBoy gives the thumbs up sign "It shall be a grizzly massacre indeed!"
  119. (11:31:14 PM) ***Kaitlyn|Succubutt facepalms "Yeah...uh we're expected to bring these people in alive. You know so they face their crimes in all?"
  120. (11:31:39 PM) ***Juri grins for a moment and quickly reverts her expression, handing the folder back to Kaitlyn. "That's no fun.."
  121. (11:32:17 PM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: "Well we get paid more so sacrifice some fun for more dosh the way I see it."
  122. (11:32:19 PM) Luka_MahBoy: "Well we can do that too I guess. Be more difficult though."
  123. (11:32:30 PM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood finishes perusing the files. "I've done plenty of this kind of work for the guard."
  124. (11:32:32 PM) Juri: "My blades demand blood.."
  125. (11:33:14 PM) Luka_MahBoy: "Just cut them lightly I suppose. Nothing said we can't cut them lightly right?"
  126. (11:33:41 PM) Uvel: "Of course maiden! I never said cut away their lives, only that my holy blade shall cut away at their evil, leaving them cleansed and ready to accept JUSTICE!"
  127. (11:33:46 PM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: "Just don't go around cleaving people in half."
  128. (11:33:48 PM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: "As long as we dont kill them anything goes I suppose."
  129. (11:34:01 PM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: "And thats birdbrain that likes to slice and dice."
  130. (11:34:08 PM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: "I just put holes in them."
  131. (11:35:13 PM) Juri: "Well, if it's non-lethal, I won't kill them... but I'll hurt them."
  132. (11:35:16 PM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: "Well, then. Let us be going.The trail is surely getting cold as we stand around."
  133. (11:36:19 PM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: "You guys go ahead I'll meet you there in a second. I have some things to prepare."
  134. (11:36:47 PM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood nods to the succubus and moves to head to the market.
  135. (11:37:08 PM) ***Luka_MahBoy leaves with the rest of the group
  136. (11:37:46 PM) Uvel: "Very well, comrades! We have been tasked with this important quest to bring justice to these most heinous villains! Let us go in haste and let them fear our name!"
  137. (11:38:09 PM) ***Uvel then goes striding to market place, his sword and armor in clear view.
  138. (11:38:46 PM) ***Juri trails out behind everyone else, shaking her head as she walks
  139. (11:39:18 PM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: The crime scene is an alley way between two shops near the central market. There are a few poeple loitering around, probably witnesses, and you also notice a few gaurds stationed in the area keeping the peace until you arrive.
  140. (11:40:46 PM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: I want to try and talk to the guards for any information they have.
  141. (11:41:12 PM) Luka_MahBoy: (same)
  142. (11:41:15 PM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: (Everyone else hold off for a second then)
  143. (11:41:35 PM) Luka_MahBoy: (then i don't need to talk to them. One person is enough)
  144. (11:43:08 PM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: Cyrin and Luka approach one of the gaurds blocking access to the alley. The gaurd is a female weresheep whose hips just barely fit in her gaurd uniform. "You guys are from Vicks right?"
  145. (11:43:29 PM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: "We are."
  146. (11:44:56 PM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: "Good then before we take off you guys have any questions?"
  147. (11:45:12 PM) Uvel: (Can I talk to her too or just them two?)
  148. (11:45:21 PM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: (No just them.)
  149. (11:45:28 PM) Uvel: (Gotcha)
  150. (11:45:36 PM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: (Your off admiring a gentlemanly cat)
  151. (11:45:48 PM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: (Becuase god said so)
  152. (11:46:52 PM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: "What leads do you have, so far?"
  153. (11:49:26 PM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: "A few witness testimonys from those guys over there." The weresheep points to a Slime man and a female Elf. "As for the victim the body in the alley back there we left that part for you guys. Anything else?"
  154. (11:49:55 PM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: "That should be sufficient. What did the witnesses say?"
  155. (11:51:28 PM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: The weresheep gives you an annoyed look. "Ask them yourself if you need to." The weresheep seems to be growing impatient. "Look we got to get to the academy to help out with the carnage so the rest is up to you guys."
  156. (11:51:48 PM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: "Alright. Thank you for your help."
  157. (11:53:15 PM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: The gaurd nods and motions for her two parnters its time to leave. You 4 are now left with a crime scene. Wat do?
  158. (11:54:09 PM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: Me and Luka should talk to the witnesses. Uvel and Juri can go check on the body?
  159. (11:54:41 PM) Juri: Just get me to the targets.
  160. (11:54:44 PM) Luka_MahBoy: "Juri, you should lead the inspection. Your skills are handy in this situation."
  161. (11:54:56 PM) Juri: "If that is your will."
  162. (11:55:31 PM) Uvel: "Let this humble servant talk to the witness! I would do a better job there than looking at bodies!"
  163. (11:56:13 PM) Luka_MahBoy: "Yes, as interesting as it would be to see Urvil delicatly handle a body though. Just help Juri Urvil."
  164. (11:56:18 PM) Juri: "Uvel, stay with them. You're too loud for me as it is."
  165. (11:56:57 PM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood walks over to the slime man. "Can you tell me what you told those guards?"
  166. (11:57:23 PM) ***Luka_MahBoy stands next to Cyrin
  167. (11:57:50 PM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt is now known as SlimeMan
  168. (11:57:59 PM) ***Juri saunters off into the alley, humming softly to herself.
  169. (11:58:05 PM) ***Uvel looks at both, shrugs and goes to the only witness left, the female elf. "Young maiden, I have inquiries about what has transpired if that is alright with you?"
  170. (11:58:28 PM) SlimeMan: (Hold the fuck up)
  171. (11:58:42 PM) SlimeMan: (Slime witness, Elf witness, then body investigation.)
  172. (11:58:51 PM) Uvel: (Right on)
  173. (11:58:52 PM) Juri: (I'm just getting ready.)
  174. (3/11/2012 12:00:01 AM) SlimeMan: "Ohh you guys wanna know about Mr. Incubus too~?"
  175. (12:00:24 AM) SlimeMan: (All slimes are stupid. God damnit bromont)
  176. (12:00:31 AM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood raises an eyebrow. "Yes, please."
  177. (12:00:40 AM) Juri: (I read it in how I read Ulis voice.)
  178. (12:00:50 AM) Juri: (Uuuu~ And all)
  179. (12:03:34 AM) SlimeMan: "Weelll Mr. Incubus was walking down the street and all while Dudley was walking home after buying some tasty food when a lady just....WOOOOSH! Teleported in and stabed Mr. Incubus then teleported away with his body! Dudley didn't get it at first but when Mrs. Sharp ear screamed Dudley knew something was wrong."
  180. (12:03:54 AM) SlimeMan: (Yes Dudley the slime man.)
  181. (12:04:08 AM) Juri: (But Dudley is supposed to be a classy black man)
  182. (12:04:58 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: "Okay. Thank you for your help."
  183. (12:06:44 AM) SlimeMan: Dudley salutes you and slides...or slithers however the fuck slimes move away.
  184. (12:06:59 AM) SlimeMan is now known as ElvenFemale
  185. (12:07:02 AM) Luka_MahBoy: "Well that was interesting"
  186. (12:08:38 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: "Quite."
  187. (12:08:43 AM) ElvenFemale: The Elf is surprised from your choice of volume and nearly jumps out of her skin when you approach her. "I-I'm sorry...I uh...don't understand." She seems to be confused by your choice of words. Which seems logical she only appears to be around 12-13
  188. (12:09:32 AM) ElvenFemale: (In Elf years yes she's young as fuck)
  189. (12:10:43 AM) ***Uvel coughes. "What I ment to say young maiden, is if you saw what transpired with the now deceased?"
  190. (12:11:20 AM) ElvenFemale: "....What...can you speak common please?"
  191. (12:12:14 AM) ***Luka_MahBoy moves next to Uvel and whispers, "My friend. Would you prefer me to ask the elf the questions?"
  192. (12:12:33 AM) Uvel: "Hmmm, how should I put this...Did you see what happened to the poor dead man?"
  193. (12:13:02 AM) ***Uvel looks at Luka. "Tis fine Luka my boy, just...need to remember the chapter when handling children."
  194. (12:13:46 AM) ***Luka_MahBoy sighs, "As you wish." and takes a sip from his flask.
  195. (12:15:12 AM) ElvenFemale: "Ohhhhhh!" The elven girl finnaly gets what you mean. "Yeah I told the nice sheep lady that some bug looking girl poked him with something and went away. I happened right infront of my so...I might have gotten scared and yelled." You barley heard the last part as she seems embarassed from it.
  196. (12:15:30 AM) Juri: >bug looking girl
  197. (12:15:32 AM) Juri: One of my kind.
  198. (12:17:12 AM) Uvel: "Tis fine to scream in such a situation, in fact most could do worse. You're a very brave young maiden." He says as he pats her on the head. "But hmm...what kind of bug would you say she looked like?"
  199. (12:18:37 AM) ElvenFemale: "Erm..." The little girl ponders for a moment. "Kinda like a roachy thing...Im not sure it happened so fast.."
  200. (12:19:59 AM) Uvel: "Tis enough, thank you for your help brave young maiden." He bows courteously and returns to the rest of the party.
  201. (12:20:20 AM) ElvenFemale: (Juri time. And just to let you know this all happens at the same time.)
  202. (12:20:33 AM) ElvenFemale: (So no intrrupting without asking first)
  203. (12:21:41 AM) ElvenFemale: You follow a bloodtrail from the street to the alley which leads you to behind a dumpster where a lesser incubus body is laid against a wall.
  204. (12:23:10 AM) ***Juri crouches down and runs her hand over the incubus's chest.
  205. (12:23:14 AM) Juri: (Are his eyes open?)
  206. (12:23:23 AM) ElvenFemale: (No he dead)
  207. (12:23:37 AM) Juri: (Yes but a persons eyes can be open before they die, silly.)
  208. (12:23:54 AM) ElvenFemale: When you reach his heart you hand feels blood over his shirt. This man was stabbed in the heart obviously.
  209. (12:24:00 AM) ElvenFemale: (Dont ask.)
  210. (12:24:20 AM) Juri: (I see..)
  211. (12:24:39 AM) ElvenFemale: Roll spot or profession check
  212. (12:24:39 AM) Dice-chan: ElvenFemale rolled or profession check --> error: malformed expression
  213. (12:24:58 AM) Juri: roll 1d20+8
  214. (12:24:59 AM) Dice-chan: Juri rolled --> [ 1d20=13 ]{21}
  215. (12:26:09 AM) ElvenFemale: You open the mans shirt and investigate the wound a bit. Not even a few seconds after looking closely at it you can easily tell this was done by a dagger in a swift motion. The man was then moved with the dagger still in his chest before being set down.
  216. (12:26:27 AM) ElvenFemale: Spot check again
  217. (12:26:46 AM) Juri: roll 1d20+8
  218. (12:26:46 AM) Dice-chan: Juri rolled --> [ 1d20=1 ]{9}
  219. (12:26:56 AM) Juri: What the fuck did I do
  220. (12:26:58 AM) Juri: BLIND MYSELF.
  221. (12:27:40 AM) ElvenFemale: You space out for a second staring at nothing in particular. When you come back you forget what you were going to look for originally
  222. (12:28:11 AM) ***Juri shakes her head and looks back at the body, staring intently at the hole in his chest.
  223. (12:28:41 AM) ElvenFemale: You determined the cause of death but still have no idea who this man is still. What do?
  224. (12:29:10 AM) Juri: I check his pockets.
  225. (12:29:16 AM) ElvenFemale: Scearch check
  226. (12:29:27 AM) Juri: roll 1d20+3
  227. (12:29:28 AM) Dice-chan: Juri rolled --> [ 1d20=9 ]{12}
  228. (12:30:09 AM) ElvenFemale: (Be glad you didnt get a nat one this time. You woulda touched his dick)
  229. (12:30:26 AM) Juri: (Just like my battle cry in APB)
  230. (12:30:32 AM) Juri: (COME HERE FAGGOTS I'M GONNA TOUCH YOUR DICKS)
  231. (12:30:51 AM) ElvenFemale: You fish around in the lesser incubuses pockets for a moment until you find a coin purse.
  232. (12:31:40 AM) ElvenFemale: Inside is 5 silver and a crumpled up photograph.
  233. (12:32:10 AM) ***Juri pockets the silver and uncrumples the picture
  234. (12:33:25 AM) ElvenFemale: The picture is of the dead incubus man and a devil bug woman happily smiling at a local park. On the back of the picture someone wrote 'Forever and always, Natalia~'
  235. (12:34:21 AM) Juri: "That's interesting... doesn't explain who he is though..."
  236. (12:36:38 AM) ***Juri taps her earpiece. "You guys, does this shit work?"
  237. (12:39:42 AM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood replies through his own earpiece, "Yes. Did you find anything?"
  238. (12:39:49 AM) ***Luka_MahBoy holding earpiece to ear "Yeah. Great auido quality too."
  239. (12:40:07 AM) ***Uvel taps his earpiece in responds. "Ah, yes it appears tis device functions as it ment to Lady Juri. And hello Sir Cyrin and Luka My Boy. My the wonders of technology."
  240. (12:40:11 AM) Juri: "Found a picture on the body. Says 'Forever and always, Natalia'. Has a picture of our victim with a devil bug. You guys find anything?"
  241. (12:41:11 AM) Uvel: "A...devil bug? Hmm, the young witness said the man was killed by a roach-like woman. Could she be the one?"
  242. (12:42:18 AM) Luka_MahBoy: "It's the best lead we got anyway. Couldn't help to find this Natalia."
  243. (12:42:48 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: "Indeed. We should ask around if anyone knows where she could be."
  244. (12:43:55 AM) ElvenFemale is now known as Kaitlyn|Succubutt
  245. (12:44:23 AM) Uvel: (Do we roll anything in order to gather info?)
  246. (12:44:38 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: You all hear Kaitlyn's voice over the telecom "Don't bother already got her location."
  247. (12:45:18 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: "...that's fast. Where is she?"
  248. (12:45:28 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: (Thats what Kaitlyn does info gathering)
  249. (12:45:34 AM) Luka_MahBoy: "No clue but I appreicate the speed."
  250. (12:46:24 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: "She lives nearby actually. Know where the... 'Midas Magic' shop is?"
  251. (12:46:31 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: (Roll knowledge local)
  252. (12:46:44 AM) Juri: roll 1d20+3
  253. (12:46:44 AM) Dice-chan: Juri rolled --> [ 1d20=5 ]{8}
  254. (12:46:58 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: roll d20+10
  255. (12:46:58 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin_of_the_Brood rolled --> [ 1d20=2 ]{12}
  256. (12:47:05 AM) Juri: "Can't say I do but I assume they've got the magic touch?"
  257. (12:48:05 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: Cyrin you can recall the shop is around the coner actually. "Yeah that's their cheesy ass motto."
  258. (12:49:01 AM) Juri: "...What a call."
  259. (12:49:49 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: "It's just around the corner. Let's go."
  260. (12:50:26 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: "Well Ms. Natalia lives in the apartment next door to it. Apartment 303 is where you'll find her. Kaitlyn out."
  261. (12:51:15 AM) Luka_MahBoy: "Right. Best not to keep the murd- I mean greaving widow waiting. Shall we?"
  262. (12:51:23 AM) Uvel: "Well then, we know now where to find her. Now only to hope she did not commit this most horrible deed."
  263. (12:51:39 AM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood whistles, and Skitters comes running out of a sewer grate.
  264. (12:53:02 AM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood pats the grimy dire rat's head as it hops up onto his shoulder, his tail wagging slightly. "Reeee!"
  265. (12:53:24 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: "Alright, you guys ready?"
  266. (12:55:31 AM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood leads the way to the apartment.
  267. (12:55:31 AM) Uvel: "I am always ready when it comes to handing down the hand of justice Sir Cyrin! Let us go and confront this, hopefully, grieving widow.
  268. (12:58:03 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: You arrive at the apartment and all four of you are waiting outside...what do.
  269. (12:58:56 AM) Uvel: (Are there windows)
  270. (12:59:50 AM) Luka_MahBoy: "Uvel? Would you like the honor?"
  271. (1:00:25 AM) Uvel: "It would be an honor." He says as he goes to kick-no fuck that, PUNCH THE DOOR DOWN WITH HIS BEAR HANDS
  272. (1:00:26 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: climb check to parkour to the window to look in
  273. (1:00:35 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: Never mind
  274. (1:00:40 AM) Juri: I could.
  275. (1:00:40 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: Uvel punches the door
  276. (1:00:43 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: like a dumbass
  277. (1:00:45 AM) Juri: ..
  278. (1:00:56 AM) Juri: "This is why I hate working with you."
  279. (1:01:30 AM) Luka_MahBoy: "I meant check if it opens b- you know what, just go before she can run."
  280. (1:02:24 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: You hear a loud bang from Uvel questionable action. You hear sniffle from the other side. "I-I'm sorry Larz...I didn't mean to make to much noise."
  281. (1:03:31 AM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood places a hand on Uvel's shoulder. "I'll take care of this."
  282. (1:03:53 AM) Uvel: "As you wish Sir Cyrin."
  283. (1:04:53 AM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood calls through the door, "Sorry, but we need to speak to you."
  284. (1:05:16 AM) Juri: Can I parkour and attempt to climb in while they're distracted?
  285. (1:06:54 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: It's silent for a moment until you hear a lock click and the door open. You see Natalia step out not directly looking you all in the face but under her brown bangs you can tell she was crying. You also all seem to notice her very swollen stomach. "..." She says nothing not looking at any of you.
  286. (1:08:09 AM) Uvel: "Hello Miss, I am most sorry for my actions earlier. My name is Uvel and this is Sir Cyrin, may we come in?"
  287. (1:08:17 AM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood turns to Juri and puts out a hand. "The picture?"
  288. (1:08:28 AM) ***Juri hands it over and shrugs
  289. (1:08:58 AM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood turns back to the devil bug, after giving Uvel a pointed look, and shows her the picture.
  290. (1:09:22 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: "If you like, we can discuss this inside."
  291. (1:10:37 AM) ***Luka_MahBoy attempts to place the broken door against the entrance and watches for suspicious activity outside.
  292. (1:10:37 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: She looks up and examines the picture. She gets angry at the picture and snatches it out of your hand before ripping it in half. "I know why you guys are here...It's becuase I killed that bastard."
  293. (1:10:47 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: (Its not broke)
  294. (1:11:05 AM) Luka_MahBoy: (correction then. stands next to the door ect)
  295. (1:11:08 AM) Juri: "You did a sloppy job."
  296. (1:12:58 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: The girl smiles slightly. "Not easy to pull off an assassination when you're 6 months pregant." She steps aside and invites you all in. "...I have to explain don't I?"
  297. (1:13:48 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: "Yes, you will."
  298. (1:16:28 AM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood walks into apartment.
  299. (1:17:04 AM) ***Uvel steps in and looks about the house. His hand always on the grip of his blade. "So then ma'am, if you would tell us why you did this foul deed?"
  300. (1:17:54 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: The devil bug girl moves to a large comfortable looking chair and takes a seat carfully minding her pregant belly. "He used me."
  301. (1:18:48 AM) ***Juri walks around, out of the devil bugs field of view, dislocating her blade so it's in her hand, leaning back against the wall she's on casually.
  302. (1:20:28 AM) Uvel: "Did he now, but what sorts of deed did he put upon you that you decided to end his life?"
  303. (1:25:06 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: "Look you guys arent regular gaurds...I'm not going to bore you with some long as sob story of how I'm a victim and woo is me. Personally this isnt even the first guy I've killed hell he's not even the 10th or 20th. Long story short this douchebag was hired to get close to me, gain my trust and affection then knock me up so someone can probably off me while I'm vunerable."
  304. (1:25:21 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: (Juri roll a proffession check)
  305. (1:25:43 AM) Juri: roll 1d20+7
  306. (1:25:43 AM) Dice-chan: Juri rolled --> [ 1d20=5 ]{12}
  307. (1:27:09 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: You can easily tell this woman is an assassin. She may be a little sloppy due to her pregancy but you cant expect her to be a pro with the baby bump.
  308. (1:27:49 AM) ***Juri taps the Devil Bug on the shoulder nonchalantly as her blade retracts to it's normal position.
  309. (1:30:09 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: Natalia looks up to you and studies your face for a moment as if trying to remember something. "...You're Juri arent you?"
  310. (1:30:25 AM) ***Juri nods and stares at her
  311. (1:30:40 AM) Juri: [Thieve's Cant] "It's been a while, hasn't it?"
  312. (1:31:37 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: (You dont personally know her you if anything know of her from contacts employers etc.)
  313. (1:32:11 AM) Juri: (She only said that because it's been a long time since someone actually recognized her.)
  314. (1:32:13 AM) ***Uvel turns to Cyrin and talks to him away from the suspect. "Well Sir Cyrin, it seems we have our culprit. Though I do have a miss givings of putting a pregnant woman in jail, but nor can we let a wanted murderer of so many go free."
  315. (1:32:23 AM) Juri: (She honestly has no idae about Natalia outside of contracts)
  316. (1:32:27 AM) Juri: (idea***_
  317. (1:33:11 AM) Juri: (That and she hasn't used Thieve's Cant in *forever*)
  318. (1:33:35 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: [TC] "You have many great kills. Heard alot about them though the grapevine but now is not the time for story sharing."
  319. (1:34:17 AM) ***Luka_MahBoy remains by the door watching the outside and listening to the conversation
  320. (1:34:22 AM) Juri: [TC] "Thank you, and I'm flattered. But I'm afraid you're right seeing as how we were brought here to investigate this murder and unfortunately, you were caught."
  321. (1:34:35 AM) Juri: (You can't listen to Thieve's Cant, it's sign language)
  322. (1:34:41 AM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood whispers, "We were hired to catch the criminal. Pregnant or not, she murdered that man."
  323. (1:34:42 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: Natalia chuckles. "You're really going to bring me in? A bit Hypocitical don't yo-." The power cuts out. "...Shit."
  324. (1:35:12 AM) ***Luka_MahBoy draws his sword
  325. (1:35:20 AM) ***Juri instantly reaches out and grabs Natalia's arm. "Unfortunately, yes, it is."
  326. (1:35:31 AM) ***Uvel nods "So we're in agreement then. Shall you make the arrest then-Well this does not seem well."
  327. (1:35:54 AM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood grabs the hilt of his short sword and mutters a short incantation.
  328. (1:36:02 AM) Juri: (Shame, I wanted to regale her in stories...)
  329. (1:36:27 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: I cast Light on the blade of my shortsword.
  330. (1:36:44 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: shit already...
  331. (1:36:49 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: How big is the radius?
  332. (1:37:11 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: roll 1d20+15
  333. (1:37:11 AM) Dice-chan: Kaitlyn|Succubutt rolled --> [ 1d20=14 ]{29}
  334. (1:37:26 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: roll a spot check everyone
  335. (1:37:26 AM) Dice-chan: Kaitlyn|Succubutt rolled spot check everyone --> error: malformed expression
  336. (1:37:35 AM) Uvel: [1d20+3] OH BOY
  337. (1:37:41 AM) Uvel: roll 1d20+3 OH BOY
  338. (1:37:42 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel rolled OH BOY --> [ 1d20=10 ]{13}
  339. (1:37:43 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: roll d20+1
  340. (1:37:44 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin_of_the_Brood rolled --> [ 1d20=7 ]{8}
  341. (1:37:48 AM) Juri: roll 1d20+8
  342. (1:37:48 AM) Dice-chan: Juri rolled --> [ 1d20=19 ]{27}
  343. (1:38:40 AM) Luka_MahBoy: 1d20+4
  344. (1:38:50 AM) Luka_MahBoy: roll 1d20+4
  345. (1:38:50 AM) Dice-chan: Luka_MahBoy rolled --> [ 1d20=12 ]{16}
  346. (1:39:01 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: Juri you notice a ripple in the air and can tell there is someone to Uvel's right.
  347. (1:39:23 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: About 10ft away from you and Natalia.
  348. (1:39:26 AM) Juri: Can I attack them?
  349. (1:40:14 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: Roll initiative but you get a surprise attack
  350. (1:40:15 AM) Dice-chan: Kaitlyn|Succubutt rolled but you get a surprise attack --> error: malformed expression
  351. (1:40:19 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: Every rool
  352. (1:40:26 AM) Juri: roll 1d20+6
  353. (1:40:26 AM) Dice-chan: Juri rolled --> [ 1d20=5 ]{11}
  354. (1:40:28 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: roll 1d20+4
  355. (1:40:29 AM) Dice-chan: Kaitlyn|Succubutt rolled --> [ 1d20=3 ]{7}
  356. (1:40:29 AM) Juri is now known as Juri|
  357. (1:40:29 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: roll d20+4
  358. (1:40:30 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin_of_the_Brood rolled --> [ 1d20=12 ]{16}
  359. (1:40:34 AM) Juri| is now known as Juri|11
  360. (1:40:36 AM) Uvel: [1d20+2]
  361. (1:40:38 AM) You are now known as Cyrin|16
  362. (1:40:40 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt is now known as Assassin|7
  363. (1:40:41 AM) Uvel: roll 1d20+2
  364. (1:40:42 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel rolled --> [ 1d20=15 ]{17}
  365. (1:40:51 AM) Uvel is now known as Uvel|17
  366. (1:41:13 AM) Assassin|7: Go for it
  367. (1:41:17 AM) Assassin|7: Roll to hit
  368. (1:41:17 AM) Dice-chan: Assassin|7 rolled hit --> error: malformed expression
  369. (1:41:22 AM) Juri|11: roll 1d20+8
  370. (1:41:23 AM) Dice-chan: Juri|11 rolled --> [ 1d20=11 ]{19}
  371. (1:41:30 AM) Assassin|7: Miss
  372. (1:41:36 AM) Juri|11: Christ..
  373. (1:41:55 AM) Assassin|7: You hear a voice laugh haughtenly. "Nyan~ You can see me huh?"
  374. (1:42:02 AM) Juri|11: "Nekomata..."
  375. (1:42:33 AM) Luka_MahBoy: roll 1d20+3
  376. (1:42:33 AM) Dice-chan: Luka_MahBoy rolled --> [ 1d20=16 ]{19}
  377. (1:42:37 AM) Assassin|7: Alright cool
  378. (1:42:41 AM) Assassin|7: Pyrtie your up
  379. (1:43:40 AM) Luka_MahBoy: roll 1d20+8
  380. (1:43:40 AM) Dice-chan: Luka_MahBoy rolled --> [ 1d20=17 ]{25}
  381. (1:43:45 AM) Assassin|7: Hit
  382. (1:43:51 AM) Assassin|7: Roll damage
  383. (1:43:51 AM) Dice-chan: Assassin|7 rolled --> error: malformed expression
  384. (1:44:24 AM) Luka_MahBoy: roll 1d8+5
  385. (1:44:25 AM) Dice-chan: Luka_MahBoy rolled --> [ 1d8=5 ]{10}
  386. (1:45:28 AM) Assassin|7: You swing your sword at the source of the voice and manage to hit the invisble catgirl. "You all want to play now nyan~?"
  387. (1:47:29 AM) ***Uvel|17 looks to where the voice is coming from. "I have heard your kind was a cowardly lot, though I thought otherwise, it's clear that the stories are true!" (Using my Move action to use Goat, she now has to hit me when making a melee attack.)
  388. (1:48:06 AM) Assassin|7: (Alright that it?)
  389. (1:48:09 AM) Uvel|17: "But no matter! Because my blade shall smite your evil!"
  390. (1:48:42 AM) Uvel|17: roll 1d20+14
  391. (1:48:42 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel|17 rolled --> [ 1d20=19 ]{33}
  392. (1:48:50 AM) Assassin|7: Re roll.
  393. (1:48:52 AM) Assassin|7: She's not evil
  394. (1:49:02 AM) Uvel|17: roll 1d20+10
  395. (1:49:02 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel|17 rolled --> [ 1d20=5 ]{15}
  396. (1:49:05 AM) Assassin|7: Miss
  397. (1:49:14 AM) Assassin|7: Cyrin your up
  398. (1:49:55 AM) Cyrin|16: I whistle to Skitters to get him to come join us, and take a swing at her.
  399. (1:50:19 AM) Cyrin|16: roll d20+7
  400. (1:50:20 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin|16 rolled --> [ 1d20=10 ]{17}
  401. (1:50:22 AM) Assassin|7: Miss
  402. (1:50:42 AM) Juri|11: roll 1d20+8
  403. (1:50:42 AM) Dice-chan: Juri|11 rolled --> [ 1d20=19 ]{27}
  404. (1:50:47 AM) Assassin|7: Hit
  405. (1:50:59 AM) Juri|11: roll 2d4+6
  406. (1:51:00 AM) Dice-chan: Juri|11 rolled --> [ 2d4=5 ]{11}
  407. (1:51:44 AM) Assassin|7: You take another swing now sure of where the catgirl is hiding and strike her with your mantis blades.
  408. (1:52:02 AM) Assassin|7: roll 1d20+11
  409. (1:52:02 AM) Dice-chan: Assassin|7 rolled --> [ 1d20=2 ]{13}
  410. (1:52:06 AM) Assassin|7: pffffft
  411. (1:52:10 AM) Assassin|7: AC Uvel?
  412. (1:52:30 AM) Uvel|17: 24
  413. (1:52:38 AM) Assassin|7: Yeah miss and she's visible
  414. (1:52:48 AM) Assassin|7: Catgirl is a full body skintight leather armor
  415. (1:53:15 AM) Uvel|17: (Is she visibly hurt/bloodied?)
  416. (1:53:20 AM) Assassin|7: Nope
  417. (1:53:31 AM) Assassin|7: Luka_MahBoy your up
  418. (1:53:55 AM) Luka_MahBoy: roll 1d20+7
  419. (1:53:55 AM) Dice-chan: Luka_MahBoy rolled --> [ 1d20=1 ]{8}
  420. (1:53:59 AM) Assassin|7: ....
  421. (1:54:02 AM) Assassin|7: Roll another d20
  422. (1:54:02 AM) Dice-chan: Assassin|7 rolled d20 --> error: malformed expression
  423. (1:54:14 AM) Luka_MahBoy: (same roll?)
  424. (1:54:18 AM) Assassin|7: just a d20
  425. (1:54:29 AM) Luka_MahBoy: roll 1d20
  426. (1:54:29 AM) Dice-chan: Luka_MahBoy rolled --> [ 1d20=8 ]{8}
  427. (1:55:15 AM) Assassin|7: You swing your sword but it slips out of your hand mid swing and flys across the room sticking into a wall nearly 20 ft away
  428. (1:55:33 AM) Assassin|7: Uvel maul the bitch
  429. (1:55:50 AM) Uvel|17: roll 1d20+10
  430. (1:55:50 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel|17 rolled --> [ 1d20=16 ]{26}
  431. (1:56:07 AM) Assassin|7: hit
  432. (1:56:25 AM) Uvel|17: roll 1d8+7
  433. (1:56:26 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel|17 rolled --> [ 1d8=1 ]{8}
  434. (1:56:50 AM) Assassin|7: Again you manage to strike the catgirl with your sword but she still seems to be doing just fine.
  435. (1:56:54 AM) Assassin|7: Cyrin
  436. (1:57:15 AM) Cyrin|16: I take another swing at her.
  437. (1:57:24 AM) Cyrin|16: roll d20+7
  438. (1:57:24 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin|16 rolled --> [ 1d20=5 ]{12}
  439. (1:57:42 AM) Assassin|7: miss
  440. (1:58:11 AM) Cyrin|16: roll d20+7
  441. (1:58:11 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin|16 rolled --> [ 1d20=16 ]{23}
  442. (1:58:15 AM) Assassin|7: roll 1d20+10
  443. (1:58:16 AM) Dice-chan: Assassin|7 rolled --> [ 1d20=2 ]{12}
  444. (1:58:22 AM) Assassin|7: hit
  445. (1:58:24 AM) Assassin|7: on her
  446. (1:58:30 AM) Cyrin|16: roll d4+4
  447. (1:58:30 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin|16 rolled --> [ 1d4=2 ]{6}
  448. (1:59:46 AM) Assassin|7: Skitters bursts into the scene and bits the catgirl bitch on the forearm. This action seems to have worn her down quite a bit.
  449. (3:00:01 AM) Assassin|7: Juri|11
  450. (3:00:05 AM) Juri|11: roll 1d20+8
  451. (3:00:05 AM) Dice-chan: Juri|11 rolled --> [ 1d20=17 ]{25}
  452. (3:00:13 AM) Assassin|7: Sneak attack too. She's flanked
  453. (3:00:21 AM) Juri|11: roll 2d4+2d6+6
  454. (3:00:22 AM) Dice-chan: Juri|11 rolled --> [ 2d4=7 2d6=10 ]{23}
  455. (3:00:26 AM) Juri|11: Hora hora~
  456. (3:01:24 AM) Assassin|7: You spin gracefully with a perfectly practiced motion and slit the catgirls throat cleanly. She reaches to the wound attempting to close it but its to late. She drops dead on the floor.
  457. (3:01:44 AM) Juri|11: "Hmph... What a joke.."
  458. (3:01:45 AM) Assassin|7: Duh duh duh duh nah nah nah nah~
  459. (3:01:48 AM) Juri|11 is now known as Juri
  460. (3:02:06 AM) You are now known as Cyrin_of_the_Brood
  461. (3:02:16 AM) Assassin|7: Alright you guys killed a CR5 Catgirl congrats
  462. (3:02:19 AM) Uvel|17 is now known as Uvel
  463. (3:02:24 AM) ***Juri reaches down and closes the catgirl's eyes.
  464. (3:02:32 AM) ***Luka_MahBoy goes to retrieve his sword, "Maybe I shouldn't have drank beforehand."
  465. (3:02:41 AM) Juri: "Number 47, March 10th 354 Post Shift."
  466. (3:03:05 AM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood sheathes his blade, bends down and pats Skitters on the head.
  467. (3:03:58 AM) Assassin|7: Well your left in a suspects apartment with a dead assassin catgirl bleeding on a nice looking rug.
  468. (3:04:03 AM) Assassin|7: Wat do?
  469. (3:04:09 AM) ***Juri places the catgirls hands grasped together over her heart and presses her hand to the corpses forehead. "Go with your deities grace, may you find peace in the afterlife that existence failed to offer you here."
  470. (3:04:24 AM) Luka_MahBoy: "Mind if I search the corpse now?"
  471. (3:04:26 AM) ***Juri stands up and licks the blood off of her blade, retracting it to it's normal position.
  472. (3:04:30 AM) ***Uvel kneels down before the body and gives her a silent prayer. "Though you might be our enemy, you died in honorable combat. May your soul find peace in the after life."
  473. (3:04:41 AM) Assassin|7: (I fucking love Juri)
  474. (3:05:05 AM) Juri: (I didn't get the opportunity in the intro..)
  475. (3:05:18 AM) Assassin|7: (Dick ass elves)
  476. (3:05:49 AM) Juri: (And added to the grimoire)
  477. (3:06:01 AM) Juri: (Also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfS5bjfKwLE dat battle music)
  478. (3:06:04 AM) ***Luka_MahBoy moves to inspect the body
  479. (3:06:27 AM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood lifts the dire rat up onto his shoulder, before turning to look for the devil bug.
  480. (3:06:45 AM) Assassin|7: (There's only torn leather armor and a single peace of paper with Natalia's address and a picutre of her attached to it)
  481. (3:07:15 AM) Luka_MahBoy: "Not much here to go off of. Damn Juri that is a nice cut though."
  482. (3:07:18 AM) Assassin|7: (Fuck full on retarted there)
  483. (3:07:52 AM) Juri: "Never turn your back on a trained assassin. She was an amateur, hardly worth my time."
  484. (3:08:11 AM) ***Juri turns to Natalia. "Now you saw first-hand."
  485. (3:08:18 AM) Assassin|7: She's gone.
  486. (3:08:25 AM) Juri: "..."
  487. (3:08:27 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: "...damnit."
  488. (3:08:41 AM) ***Luka_MahBoy pulls out the flask but decides against it
  489. (3:08:45 AM) Assassin|7: There is a small note on seat though
  490. (3:08:48 AM) ***Uvel picks up the now dead boy after Luka inspects it. "I will see to it she gets a proper burial. She might be our enemy but everyone deserves that at least. Now what shall we do with-Oh bugger."
  491. (3:08:49 AM) Assassin|7: on the*
  492. (3:08:58 AM) ***Juri walks over and picks up the note.
  493. (3:10:06 AM) Assassin|7: It simply states. "Don't bother~ Looking forward to swapping stoires over drinks though."
  494. (3:10:13 AM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood reaches for his earpiece. "Kaitlyn, someone tried to kill the devil bug, and she escaped."
  495. (3:10:15 AM) Assassin|7: FUCK
  496. (3:10:18 AM) Assassin|7: Stories*
  497. (3:10:37 AM) Assassin|7 is now known as Kaitlyn|Succubutt
  498. (3:10:53 AM) ***Juri smiles "Good woman.. Natalia if theres a way you can hear this, I'll take you up on your offer."
  499. (3:10:59 AM) ***Juri pockets the note and sighs.
  500. (3:11:09 AM) Juri: (>Dat passion for assassination)
  501. (3:11:16 AM) Juri: (>That feel when doing her job makes her happy)
  502. (3:11:39 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: "Yeah I did a little more looking into this girl and I can only say...Good luck finding her that woman is already long gone. She actually would have probably killed you guys no problem if you fought her."
  503. (3:12:01 AM) Luka_MahBoy: "Well I don't know what you're all so relaxed for, but there goes our lead and I want to get paid. Suggestions on how we fix this situation?"
  504. (3:12:28 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: "...Well, I have an idea."
  505. (3:12:32 AM) ***Juri taps her earpiece. "Kaitlyn, get me some form of contact with her."
  506. (3:13:11 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: "We have a perfectly good assassin's corpse right here..."
  507. (3:13:29 AM) Juri: "Don't dare touch her body."
  508. (3:13:44 AM) Uvel: "Tis no consequence what would happen, if I were to die in honorable combat then so be it! But still, it leaves a bad taste in the mouth leaving a murderer run free."
  509. (3:14:00 AM) ***Juri taps her earpiece again. "Mildly important, if you can leave some way for her to find me, do so."
  510. (3:14:15 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: "Yeah no offence Juri but this woman makes you look like a little girl with a toothpick in terms of assassination. It's best to just let her contact you."
  511. (3:14:56 AM) Juri: "The sooner the better. I don't want to bring her in that was never my intention. We have...things...to discuss."
  512. (3:15:11 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: (Natalia will return as a recruitble level 15 Assassin)
  513. (3:15:18 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: (Oh my~)
  514. (3:15:21 AM) Luka_MahBoy: "Lets avoid horrible death if we can for now." Luka says while looking around the room
  515. (3:15:21 AM) Juri: (EVERYBODY FUCK OFF SHE'S MINE)
  516. (3:15:36 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: (She's crazy about the cock)
  517. (3:15:38 AM) Luka_MahBoy: (I'll NTR her. for a profit of course)
  518. (3:15:54 AM) Juri: (... You touch her and I'll kill you in your sleep)
  519. (3:16:17 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: (She wont be around for a while so dont worry)
  520. (3:16:18 AM) Uvel: (No no Pyrite, what will happen is she'll be moved by Uvel's pali swag)
  521. (3:16:30 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: (Yeah...totaly...)
  522. (3:16:56 AM) Luka_MahBoy: (>Implying she can resist human man meat. The joys of being an irresistable huaman surrounded my monster girls)
  523. (3:18:49 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: "We can either go home empty-handed, or we can bring this body to the people who hired us and convince them she did it."
  524. (3:18:51 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: (She got dicked by a lesser Incubus. You're nothing to her)
  525. (3:19:05 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: "And I don't know about you, but I don't particularly want this all to be for nothing."
  526. (3:19:19 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: (You got 5 silver!)
  527. (3:20:34 AM) Uvel: "I'm in agreement in handing over this body, though I do not believe we should put the burden of a crime on one that didn't do it."
  528. (3:21:35 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: "Well if we don't, they're likely not going to care too much... and our coffers surely won't fill themselves like that."
  529. (3:22:21 AM) Uvel: "She is still an assasin, perhaps that will be enough for some payment you seek Sir Cyrin?"
  530. (3:22:23 AM) Luka_MahBoy: "I have to agree with Cyrin. Besides Uvel, the sooner we can stop this crime the less danger there will be on the streets correct?"
  531. (3:23:08 AM) Juri: "I got to kill someone, I'm happy."
  532. (3:23:34 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: Alright well
  533. (3:24:10 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: [ ] Tell the gaurds about Natalia
  534. (3:24:23 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: [ ] Do nothing and go home empty handed
  535. (3:24:33 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: [ ] Turn in the Catgirl body as the killer.
  536. (3:24:47 AM) Uvel: [x] Tell the Guards
  537. (3:25:01 AM) Luka_MahBoy: [x] Tell the guards about natalia
  538. (3:25:03 AM) Juri: [x] [ ] Turn in the Catgirl body as the killer.
  539. (3:25:12 AM) Juri: >two boxes
  540. (3:25:13 AM) Luka_MahBoy: (nobody better pick B. I want monies)
  541. (3:25:31 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: (A DOESNT GIVE YOU MONEY YOU DUMBASS)
  542. (3:25:35 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: [X] Turn in the catgirl body.
  543. (3:26:03 AM) Luka_MahBoy: [X] Turn in the Catgirl body as the killer (revote then)
  544. (3:26:07 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: Alright so
  545. (3:26:15 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: You turn in the catgirl as the criminal
  546. (3:26:30 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: You would have gotten 400 gold for her alive
  547. (3:26:35 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: but got 200 for her dead
  548. (3:26:38 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: 50 gold each
  549. (3:27:43 AM) ***Uvel gives the money to Luka. "Here is your profit Luka My Boy, I would not feel well having such dishonest money nor would I feel it appropriate to donate it, and as you have proffessed your love for it so many times I only thought it fair for you to have it."
  550. (3:28:17 AM) Luka_MahBoy: "I won't say no to money Uvel. Thank you for the donation."
  551. (3:28:58 AM) ***Juri looks at the pouch, trying to open it. She starts tearing at it with her fingers.
  552. (3:29:02 AM) Juri: "Stupid...thing..."
  553. (3:29:47 AM) ***Juri flips her blade around and puts the pouch on the ground, trying to cut a small hole in it, a frustrated expression crossing her face.
  554. (3:29:59 AM) Juri: "God DAMNIT OPEN I WANT TO STICK MONEY IN YOU"
  555. (3:30:35 AM) ***Juri sighs and retracts her blade, picking up the pouch and handing it to Cyrin "U-Um...c-can you open this for me?"
  556. (3:30:40 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt: (No EXP this time cause Brotius and Brutus werent here)
  557. (3:30:47 AM) Uvel: (Alright)
  558. (3:30:53 AM) Luka_MahBoy: (ok)
  559. (3:30:57 AM) Juri: (sdkafsa; DAMN I- Okay.)
  560. (3:31:00 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: (Acceptable.)
  561. (3:31:32 AM) Uvel is now known as Taco_Hell
  562. (3:31:34 AM) Kaitlyn|Succubutt is now known as Derrick|HarpyFighterJet
  563. (3:31:37 AM) Derrick|HarpyFighterJet: Nehehe
  564. (3:31:40 AM) Derrick|HarpyFighterJet: Like this one
  565. (3:31:46 AM) Luka_MahBoy is now known as Pyrite
  566. (3:31:48 AM) Juri: KING RAPTOR READY FOR TAKE OFF.
  567. (3:32:09 AM) ***Cyrin_of_the_Brood opens the small pouch for the mantisgirl.
  568. (3:32:17 AM) Cyrin_of_the_Brood: "Here you go."
  569. (3:32:21 AM) ***Juri takes it back, blushing a little. "Th-Thank you.."
  570. (3:32:38 AM) ***Juri drops the gold into it and puts the pouch in her backpack.
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