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- 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the mansion,
- Flan flew through red hallways with reckless abandon.
- With Remi in pursuit, much to Flan's delight,
- this looked to be a normal, Two O'clock night.
- But tonight would be different; a window ajar,
- She flew out the mansion in hopes to go far.
- As Meiling, like always, slept right near the gate,
- Flan soared over the wall, she just couldn't wait.
- She flew across nations as if a short stroll.
- Her destination, a Touhou that lived in the North Pole.
- Flan knew of this Touhou and his awesome cause.
- For the first time in her life, she was going to meet Claus.
- Flan would hear stories while locked in her basement,
- stories of this Touhou making a statement.
- With a jolly, plump look and all his reindeer,
- he would make sure humans would...be of good cheer.
- She just HAD to meet him, his stories wowed.
- Unfortunately for Flan, there would be "NO FUN ALLOWED"
- Word had got out, Flan's sheer power was ignored.
- She was to be stopped by eight Christmas whores.
- "Hey, Marisa! Hey, Sanae! Hey, Reimu and Hina!
- Hi, Aya! Hi, Reisen! Hi, Iku and Mima!"
- She greeted them all as they began to attack.
- This could turn out to be quite the setback.
- For hours they fought in the sky up above,
- Flan used Starbow Break, Lavatein, even Maze of Love
- They dodged and they countered, they bombed and they grazed.
- It looked like Flanfly could be seeing the end of her days.
- The opposition was too much, Flan could barely think
- Meanwhile Reimu was preparing Fantasy Seal -Blink-
- She shot the attack, it was over for sure.
- Little did they know Flan multiplied by Four
- ONE was too many, Four brought the girls to tears
- Suddenly, x4 Ripples of Four Hundred Ninty Five Years
- The Eight girls wound up paying a hefty toll
- Flan, would continue her trek to the North Poll
- It was a long trip but she was finally here.
- "THE NORTH POLE! SNOW FLAKES! SANTA, ELVES AND REINDEER!"
- Flan Barrel Rolled in glee as she quickened her pace
- Alarms then went off as she entered Workshop Airspace...
- "Santa, a Bogey" an Elf yelled as he scrambled.
- "Should we shoot? We don't want to risk Christmas being canceled".
- The red, chubby Touhou sat with a smile.
- "Why don't we just let her in for a while".
- They invited Flan in on this Christmas Eve.
- "Now what brings you here little girl? it's almost time for me to leave."
- He smiles at Flan while she sits on his lap.
- Unfortunately for Santa this would be his Deathtrap.
- "Won't you play with me Santa? I hope you won't break."
- "What did you sa"...But it was too late.
- In an instant the workshop was filled with danmaku and flame.
- Flan looked depressed, "well that was a shame".
- Fortunately for Santa he's immortal through elixir.
- Never the less Christmas got Flanned this year.
- Flan took Santa's hat and soared through the night...
- "MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD FLIGHT!"
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