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- >be mane 6
- >all have a crush on anon.
- >try to get his attention by presenting yourself to him every chance you get
- >doesn't seem to notice and instead spends all his time and bits doting on a pony he found in a cardboard box
- >fucking whorses
- >be Twilight Sparkle
- >send spike off to the crystal empire on an "important mission"
- >have the whole library to yourself.
- >find anon and tell him that you have room in your bed tonight.
- "That's great twilight! Afternoon Delight would totally love to sleep indoors!"
- >now your sleeping next to that dirty whorse
- >and your horny
- >fucking humans can't take a hint.
- >be rarity and fluttershy
- >invite anon to the spa with you so you can show him a good time.
- >he said yes!
- >later that day he shows up to the spa with that whorse.
- >have to pay for her to get a full spa treatment
- >never get to be alone with anon
- >fucking whorse.
- >be rainbow dash
- >see anon watering some plants with a hose
- >fly down to him
- >"anon ride me."
- "Oh I don't think that would work dash, I'm like twice as big as you."
- >"no anon I want you to mount me."
- "I told you that won't work rainbow, I'd probably crush you if I did."
- >"no anon! I'm I'm heat!"
- >he sprays you with the water hose
- "Feel better?"
- >celestia humans are stupid you'll have to just tell him.
- "Oh shoot look at the time, I promised afternoon delight I'd take her out brunch. Hey finish watering my plants for me rainbow? And if you get hot again you can use the hose to cool off."
- >anon runs off before you can say anything
- >celestia fucking dammit!
- >be Applejack
- >Afternoon Delight comes up to you and asks you to tell anon to stop bothering you.
- >it was cute at first but he's been taking her out so much she's losing longtime customers.
- >go to anon and tell him
- >he thinks you're lying and just don't want him around a whorse
- >afternoon delight refuses to talk to him
- >now anon thinks you said something to her to make her stay away
- >he refuses to talk with you anymore
- >fucking whorse
- >be pinkie pie
- >bouncing through the park enjoying the weather
- >see anon sitting on a bench sad
- >ask him what's wrong
- >tells you afternoon delight refuses to talk with him anymore.
- >now is your chance!
- >"Hey anon want to have sex?"
- "Yeah, I could use some sex right now."
- >take him back to your place
- >screw all night
- >best sex of your life
- >came like 10 times
- >fucking anon
- >Be Rainbow Dash.
- >Visiting your best bro Anon and watching some movies together on his couch.
- >Try not to think about all the times that slut has slept right where you're sitting
- >Kept awake that night by intolerable itching.
- Go to the doctor the next day and get diagnosed as having pony lice.
- >That fucking whorse gave you a sexually transmitted parasite via Anons couch.
- >That bitch!
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