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  1. [01:04:35] CXD RIGHT NOW opened memo on board LLAMAWEENIE.
  2. [01:04:58] CXD: i sure do like weenies
  3. [01:05:15] CURRENT sAlynn [CSA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  4. [01:05:15] -- CURRENT sAlynn [CSA] XCUSE U --
  5. [01:05:39] -- CURRENT xenophobicDiplomat [CXD] whatr --
  6. [01:05:48] -- CURRENT xenophobicDiplomat [CXD] is this ic --
  7. [01:05:51] -- CURRENT xenophobicDiplomat [CXD] like right now --
  8. [01:06:13] -- CURRENT sAlynn [CSA] YES --
  9. [01:06:20] -- CURRENT xenophobicDiplomat [CXD] o --
  10. [01:06:26] -- CURRENT xenophobicDiplomat [CXD] settus said that then --
  11. [01:06:32] -- CURRENT sAlynn [CSA] good --
  12. [01:06:33] -- CURRENT xenophobicDiplomat [CXD] he sure does like weenies --
  13. [01:06:40] -- CURRENT sAlynn [CSA] that's better --
  14. [01:06:47] CURRENT atonalCanon [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  15. [01:06:47] -- CURRENT atonalCanon [CAC] but how do set up --
  16. [01:30:02] -- CURRENT xenophobicDiplomat [CXD] hi --
  17. [01:32:04] -- CURRENT atonalCanon [CAC] hi --
  18. [01:32:44] -- CURRENT xenophobicDiplomat [CXD] MEMO --
  19. [01:38:36] -- CURRENT atonalCanon [CAC] a young corpse materializes in the middle of the room. --
  20. [01:39:54] -- CURRENT atonalCanon [CAC] said corpse is clad in the God Hood of a Knight. A Knight of Space, if one was to be accurate. At the moment, nothing seems to happen to this entirely lifeless cadavar. --
  21. [01:40:06] -- CURRENT xenophobicDiplomat [CXD] hes ded --
  22. [01:40:32] -- CURRENT atonalCanon [CAC] Cause of death seems to be... big fuckin' hole in his abdomen. --
  23. [01:47:30] -- CURRENT atonalCanon [CAC] still ded --
  24. [01:47:40] -- CURRENT xenophobicDiplomat [CXD] appears --
  25. [01:47:43] -- CURRENT xenophobicDiplomat [CXD] is dead --
  26. [01:47:56] -- CURRENT atonalCanon [CAC] sure is a corpse party --
  27. [01:48:22] -- CURRENT xenophobicDiplomat [CXD] if only we had living people --
  28. [01:49:06] CURRENT serendipitousAddict [CSA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  29. [01:49:06] -- CURRENT serendipitousAddict [CSA] materializes a bit after the corpse, and doesn't seem the least bit surprised by her new surroundings. She glances around a bit casually, crossing her arms. Well, this sure is a lively event. Did she get brought back from the dead again for another odd halloween special? Who knows. She can't really tell. She kind of absently looks for a mirror to check herself, but alas, nothing like that is around. So she jus --
  30. [01:49:06] stares at some corpses. http://i.imgur.com/3tRzPzR.png
  31. [01:49:24] -- CURRENT atonalCanon [CAC] suddenly --
  32. [01:49:29] -- CURRENT atonalCanon [CAC] this fucker --
  33. [01:49:34] -- CURRENT xenophobicDiplomat [CXD] is that dead almere --
  34. [01:49:41] -- CURRENT atonalCanon [CAC] STARTS TO REVIVE. --
  35. [01:49:48] -- CURRENT atonalCanon [CAC] it's all lifey and majestic and shit. --
  36. [01:49:50] -- CURRENT xenophobicDiplomat [CXD] oh look --
  37. [01:49:56] -- CURRENT xenophobicDiplomat [CXD] i was only pretending to be dead --
  38. [01:50:01] -- CURRENT serendipitousAddict [CSA] looks over at AC with an eyebrow raised, oooh, how interesting --
  39. [01:50:04] -- CURRENT atonalCanon [CAC] he floats up in the air and grabs his head, shaking it. --
  40. [01:50:16] CAC: ugh fuck shit that didnt work
  41. [01:50:16] -- CURRENT xenophobicDiplomat [CXD] stands up and ncks around --
  42. [01:50:28] CSA: Hey, you.
  43. [01:50:45] CSA: Ooh, And SeTTuss Too, mAn, I hAven'T sseen you in A while..
  44. [01:50:46] CXD: ∀lmǝrǝ?…
  45. [01:50:51] -- CURRENT atonalCanon [CAC] blinks his eyes open. OH SHIT. the fuck is this. --
  46. [01:50:51] -- CURRENT xenophobicDiplomat [CXD] ncks towards SA --
  47. [01:50:56] -- CURRENT atonalCanon [CAC] his eyes are normal eyes. --
  48. [01:51:01] CXD: I hɐvǝ not sǝǝn ɐnything in ɐ whilǝ…
  49. [01:51:03] CXD: ;ˆ;…
  50. [01:51:12] CSA: Good To know you're ssTill blind Ass A bAT.
  51. [01:51:12] CAC: what the fuck are you supposed to be?
  52. [01:51:24] CSA: Oh no, reAlly, do I hAve To e✘plAin ThAT AgAiiin?
  53. [01:51:38] CSA: A Troll, An Alien, whATever
  54. [01:51:39] CAC: no wait ignore that
  55. [01:51:45] CAC: just try and kill me
  56. [01:51:56] CSA: Oh wow
  57. [01:52:03] CSA: Quick To cuT To The chAsse I ssupposse..
  58. [01:52:11] -- CURRENT atonalCanon [CAC] holds his arms out --
  59. [01:52:34] CAC: no idea if this would be Just or Heroic but fuck cant hurt to try
  60. [01:52:34] CSA: Look, I'm AlreAdy deAd, buddy, iT'ss reAlly noT ThAT greAT, keep whAT you've goT goin on
  61. [01:53:15] -- CURRENT xenophobicDiplomat [CXD] is deaddus i think --
  62. [01:53:43] -- CURRENT atonalCanon [CAC] groans and lowers his hood. --
  63. [01:54:39] CAC: trust me what i have going on is just waiting for death because aparantly Gods cant kill themselves and my session is fucked all seven ways to hell
  64. [01:56:11] CSA: YeAh, well, Ass much Ass I underssTAnd how ThAT goess, I'd jussT go wiTh iT, if I were you
  65. [01:56:19] -- CURRENT xenophobicDiplomat [CXD] ass --
  66. [01:56:23] CSA: DeATh iss prAcTicAlly A ssecond life for An eTerniTy
  67. [01:56:34] CXD: It is rɐthǝr *nck* nicǝ…
  68. [01:56:44] CAC: alright but hear me out
  69. [01:56:46] CSA: GeTTing TeleporTed Around And sseeing people or jussT ssiTTing in A room Alone forever
  70. [01:56:53] CSA: Sup, AnywAy, SeTTuss
  71. [01:56:57] CSA: You sseem, deAd.
  72. [01:57:16] CXD: I ɐm morǝ ɐlivǝ *nck* thɐn I hɐvǝ ǝvǝr bǝǝn *nck* ;ˆ;…
  73. [01:57:31] CAC: would being dead get me away from the Rouge of Rage that keeps trying to seduce me?
  74. [01:57:36] CXD: Whɐt *nck* is up with *nck* ʎou?…
  75. [01:57:41] CAC: this is the ultiror motive here
  76. [01:58:16] CSA: Uh, well AppArenTly iT'ss hAllow'ss eve. So, hAppy holidAyss, or ssomeThing, I guessss ThAT'ss whAT'ss up.
  77. [01:58:22] -- CURRENT atonalCanon [CAC] looks around a bit and then closes his eyes. He seems to be doing some sort of spacey thing. --
  78. [01:58:29] CSA: And TeeechnicAlly, you're AwAy from Them now.
  79. [01:58:33] CXD: Oh is it?…
  80. [01:58:42] CXD: Timǝ is such ɐ blur now…
  81. [01:58:51] CSA: YeAh, There'ss decorATionss All over Thiss joinT.
  82. [01:58:57] CXD: Oh, I sǝǝ…
  83. [01:59:03] CAC: oh shit its halloween? thats weird but kinda cool.
  84. [01:59:08] -- CURRENT atonalCanon [CAC] points upwards. --
  85. [01:59:19] CAC: also there is some weird space bullshit happening around here.
  86. [02:00:00] CSA: NoT ssurprissed. You're TAlking To The deAd, AnywAy.
  87. [02:00:07] CSA: Are you Assleep or ssomeThing?
  88. [02:00:14] -- CURRENT xenophobicDiplomat [CXD] oocly assumes theres a couch somewhere and ncks his way towards one --
  89. [02:00:19] -- CURRENT serendipitousAddict [CSA] yup --
  90. [02:00:38] CAC: well no
  91. [02:00:39] CXD: Hǝ could bǝ dǝɐd…
  92. [02:00:43] CAC: last thing i remember was uh
  93. [02:00:52] CAC: throwing myself off of a cliff and onto some pointy rocks
  94. [02:01:34] CSA: He could be
  95. [02:01:41] CAC: oh fuck i hope so
  96. [02:01:50] CAC: happy death day to me
  97. [02:01:57] CSA: I Think you hAve To like, remember how you died if you AcTuAlly did die before you know if you're deAd
  98. [02:02:21] CAC: and may the Rogue of Rage rule over her empty barren Sesson for aeonsbefore i ever see her again
  99. [02:02:42] -- CURRENT atonalCanon [CAC] just sort of starts to smile. he seems to calm down and relax. --
  100. [02:02:56] CSA: WhAT'ss your nAme, AnywAyss
  101. [02:03:16] CAC: oh right manners those are a thing
  102. [02:03:24] CAC: im matt
  103. [02:03:26] CSA: Fuck mAnnerss, I'm jussT curiouss.
  104. [02:03:33] CAC: Knight of Space extraordinaire
  105. [02:03:56] CXD: Just mɐtt?…
  106. [02:03:59] CXD: Thɐt is ɐ boring nɐmǝ…
  107. [02:04:08] CSA: IT iss kindA boring
  108. [02:04:24] CAC: well excuse me
  109. [02:04:32] CAC: matt mcnamara
  110. [02:04:36] CAC: is the full name
  111. [02:04:38] CXD: Hm…
  112. [02:04:42] CXD: I ɐm still not imprǝssǝd…
  113. [02:04:44] CSA: I've heArd more inTeressTing humAny nAmess before
  114. [02:04:56] CSA: WhAT were They uhh..
  115. [02:05:15] CSA: Jjj... no ThAT wAssn'T reAlly much beTTer honessTly..
  116. [02:05:21] CSA: Well CAel wAss cool
  117. [02:05:52] CSA: And uh, DAArrrll..? DAe-rAl? I don'T remember
  118. [02:06:09] CSA: Nevermind, iT'ss been An eTerniTy
  119. [02:07:41] CAC ceased responding to memo.
  120. [02:07:57] -- CURRENT xenophobicDiplomat [CXD] ohp --
  121. [02:08:01] -- CURRENT xenophobicDiplomat [CXD] he dissapeared --
  122. [02:08:05] -- CURRENT xenophobicDiplomat [CXD] does he dissapear IC --
  123. [02:08:10] -- CURRENT xenophobicDiplomat [CXD] do we mention it --
  124. [02:09:22] -- CURRENT xenophobicDiplomat [CXD] ncks --
  125. [02:09:27] CXD: Is hǝ gonǝ?…
  126. [02:09:39] CSA: Huh, yeAh, I guessss he iss
  127. [02:09:56] CSA: Oh well, I guessss
  128. [02:10:16] CXD: So how hɐvǝ ʎou bǝǝn?…
  129. [02:10:20] CXD: Is bǝing dǝɐd trǝɐting ʎou wǝll?…
  130. [02:10:40] CSA: IT'ss reAAAlly boring
  131. [02:11:17] CXD: Rǝɐlly?…
  132. [02:11:20] CXD: I think it is nicǝ…
  133. [02:11:29] CXD: ∀t lǝɐst in compɐrison to thɐt ɐwful loungǝ…
  134. [02:11:35] CSA: I goT broughT bAck To life AT one poinT or ssomeThing for like. A nighT.
  135. [02:11:36] -- CURRENT xenophobicDiplomat [CXD] id rather be dead than lounge --
  136. [02:11:54] CSA: TAlked To RAsseri A liTTle, And like..
  137. [02:12:02] CSA: Ugh, EinArr, Too
  138. [02:12:22] CSA: ThAT wAss ssweepss Ago or ssomeThing Though
  139. [02:12:56] CXD: Ǝh, Ǝinɐrr…
  140. [02:13:30] CXD: Did you two hook *nck* up thɐt night?…
  141. [02:14:06] CSA: No I Think he wAss wiTh ThAT Jenn girl or ssomeThing
  142. [02:14:19] CSA: He wAss being All depressssing And drinking And ssTuff
  143. [02:14:34] CSA: Hooked up wiTh CAel Though, ThAT wAss fun
  144. [02:14:59] CXD: It must bǝ fun bǝing ʎou…
  145. [02:15:07] CSA: Oh reAlly?
  146. [02:15:16] CXD: No…
  147. [02:15:23] CXD: ʎou got with ɐ humɐn…
  148. [02:15:34] CSA: YeAh, okAy, fAir enough, buT look, Their sskin iss reAlly ssofT
  149. [02:15:53] CXD: Mʎ skin is soft…
  150. [02:16:08] CSA: Iss ThAT An inviTATion?
  151. [02:16:27] CXD: Thɐt is up to ʎou…
  152. [02:21:29] CXD: But *nck* it probɐbly wɐs not…
  153. [02:21:43] CSA: Oh, good
  154. [02:21:48] CSA: You're noT my Type AnywAy
  155. [02:22:13] CXD: Rǝɐlly?…
  156. [02:22:19] CXD: It sǝǝms likǝ you just tɐkǝ whɐt ʎou cɐn gǝt…
  157. [02:22:27] CSA: Rude.
  158. [02:22:51] CXD: Just ɐ littlǝ…
  159. [02:26:25] CSA: I've ssTuck wiTh MAnick for A few cenTuriess or ssomeThing like ThAT AnywAy
  160. [02:26:33] CSA: However long iT iss we've been deAd, who knowss
  161. [02:26:45] CSA: WhAT hAve you been up To?
  162. [02:26:59] CXD: Oh, you know…
  163. [02:27:01] CXD: Dǝɐd things…
  164. [02:27:10] -- CURRENT xenophobicDiplomat [CXD] dead rots and such --
  165. [02:27:34] -- CURRENT serendipitousAddict [CSA] lots of sleep rotting now that it's not a problem i'm sure --
  166. [02:27:49] CXD: I *nck* hɐvǝ bǝǝn kǝǝping to *nck* mʎsǝlf mostlʎ…
  167. [02:28:53] CSA: YeAh, I hAven'T reAlly sseen you Around Anywhere
  168. [02:29:44] -- CURRENT xenophobicDiplomat [CXD] I have not seen you around either :) --
  169. [02:29:55] CXD: I ɐm surǝ if ʎou triǝd looking, *nck* ʎou *nck* would hɐvǝ found mǝ…
  170. [02:31:28] CXD: I hɐvǝ *nck* not bǝǝn intǝntionɐll ɐvoiding ǝvǝryonǝ…
  171. [02:31:50] CXD: It just turns out it is *nck* ɐ bit hɐrdǝr to nɐvigɐtǝ *nck* whilǝ *nck* bǝing dǝɐd ɐnd blind thɐn it is whilǝ bǝing ɐlivǝ…
  172. [02:36:06] CSA: Well I meAn you Alsso don'T reAlly geT To like.. pick where you go or whATever I guessss, like Thiss sshiT
  173. [02:36:55] CXD: I chosǝ to comǝ hǝrǝ…
  174. [02:40:01] CXD: I hǝɐrd thǝrǝ wɐs going to bǝ this ǝxciting Hɐllow's ǝnd pɐrty, so I thought thɐt I would chǝck it out…
  175. [02:40:14] CXD: It turns out thɐt thǝrǝ is only somǝ bluǝ losǝr hǝrǝ…
  176. [02:41:01] CSA: You didn'T even knoow There wAss A pArTy
  177. [02:41:09] CSA: I don'T even Think iT'ss much of A pArTy..
  178. [02:41:13] CSA: There wAss jussT ThAT weird guy
  179. [02:41:35] CXD: I ɐm *nck* hǝrǝ…
  180. [02:41:39] CXD: Thɐt is ǝnough of ɐ pɐrty for mǝ…
  181. [02:44:36] CXD: I ɐm hɐving fun ɐt lǝɐst…
  182. [02:51:09] -- CURRENT serendipitousAddict [CSA] passes out due to unseen mystical forces --
  183. [02:52:02] -- CURRENT xenophobicDiplomat [CXD] ^ --
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