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- $name : Game of thrones, piss to boil
- $author : Keb @bjfrith
- $description : Make your own Game of Thrones boiled piss post!
- $amount : 1
- $button : Let’s boil some more piss.
- $character
- The Mountain
- Olenna (who sucks)
- the wrong Arys Oakheart
- Yara Greyjoy
- Hodor
- Lady Stoneheart
- Ser Jorah Mormont
- Tyrion
- Tywin
- Tyrene
- every 7-cost character so far
- weenies
- Cressen
- $situation
- duping the arbor on setup
- a field of 90% Lannister players
- banning women from tournaments
- alt art cards
- Sansa Stark’s underage boobies
- Melisandre’s elderly titties
- Dany’s perfect knockers
- page 37 of the rulebook
- 1.0 elitism
- spamming pictures of Trump
- bad art
- yelling much and more
- duping on setup
- spoiling last night’s episode
- spoilers from book 1
- bulling Sternly
- too much moderation
- a mod with a heavy ban hammer
- people selling shitty tokens
- having only one deck after getting robbed
- a deluge of low-quality podcasts
- power tokens shaped like nipples
- naming your bastard children after Thrones players
- quitting OCTGN without typing ‘gg’
- ragequitting
- forgetting to buy Bronn back
- a negative play experience
- IDing to ensure you and your friends make the cut
- cheating with gold tokens
- hiding Bob up your sleeve
- sharing a room with a wiedo
- the limited keyword
- a tourney report with pictures
- calling other players ‘faggot’
- inventing house rules
- whispering ‘cunt’ under your breath
- sneaking alcohol into a store that banned it
- rubbing crumpets on my nipples
- winning by default by being the only player
- using the PA system to sing opera in a castle
- sleeping, eyes open, on a livestream
- playing footsie during a joust
- cheating while being filmed
- forgetting to pay for Stahleck
- communicating in code at a melee table
- AGOT cards going down again
- putting 8 plots in your plot deck
- an efficient 61-card deck
- military challenges when Robb Stark is in play
- putting all my cards in neat binders
- dropping a tourney after two consecutive losses
- submarining to a shocking victory
- stealing another player’s girlfriend
- calling the Martells ‘Sandpeople’
- thinking Lannister requires skill to play
- going out to buy bogroll and coming home with True Steel
- $cards
- A gift of Arbor red
- Much and More
- the Arbor
- Cersei’s wheelhouse
- Lord of the Crossing
- Without his Beard
- Marched to the Wall
- First Snow
- Valar Morghulis
- Ser Jorah Mormont
- Tyrion
- Tywin
- Tyrene
- Davos (who has stealth)
- Big, Bad, Kneely Bob
- the Disney brothel
- the wrong Arys Oakheart
- $words
- you’re wrong.
- “SHUT UP.”
- “MUCH AND MORE!”
- I could get banned from the group for that.
- the female body is art.
- “Vote for Trump”
- I was wrong.
- nothing, just shed a tear for the Great Wave of 2014.
- “I’m not your friend, Pal.”
- “I can intrigue challenge you in over seven hundred ways.”
- “I extensively trained in Tyrell combat.”
- “CENSORSHIP!”
- “Ban that player, please.”
- “I take three gold, you get NOTHING.”
- “Will you talk about this on my podcast?”
- I trigger the Mander.
- “…confession?”
- “MELISANDRE!!!!” *shakes fist*
- “Fifteen power. I win, good day sir.”
- $negative
- got all your cards stolen
- put your passport through the washing machine
- slept with a randomer from Manchester
- drowned in a Dutch canal
- Tried Pulling the Strings on Trading with the Pentoshi
- cried when you lost
- deleted your posts after being proved wrong
- got DQed for IDing
- found yourself on the banned player list
- got fat from eating fast food at every tourney
- died of alcohol poisoning at Stahleck
- made the cut with a hangover
- blocked another player on Facebook
- cried when I use [card]
- were a spy, every time
- accidentally shreded your copies of [character]
- dropped your Greyjoy deck in the bath
- wore a team shirt
- called the judge ‘narrow-minded’
- fed your Stark deck to your dog
- punched a local
- spilled beer on your top Baratheon deck
- realised your Martell deck has no banter
- wore formal wear to a piss-up
- realised your visa ran out
- boiled your own piss
- sang [‘Rains of Castermere’|’Bear and the Maiden Fair’] at 6am
- forgot to book a taxi back
- ruined a picturesque German village
- decided to worship [the Seven|the great Stallion|the many-faced God|R’llor]
- ate a [kebab shop|sauerkraut|a big slaughterplate at the slaughter fesival]
- talked about [Magic|Pokemon|Yu Gi Oh|Wrestlemania] too much
- proclaimed yourself King
- pretended to be blind to use cards with braille
- $event
- Worlds
- Gencon
- Stahleck
- Warsaw
- Blackwater
- the Road to Stahleck
- your local Game Night Kit
- Seaham
- Manchester
- Stockton
- DC
- $gamestate
- dupe the arbor
- draw [2-20000] cards
- buy yourself a Bronn
- blank Tywin
- kill Tyrene
- remove poison tokens
- kill every character
- remove Varys from the game
- burn every character to 0 strength
- kneel every character
- restart the marshalling phase
- skip the taxation phase
- $people
- YEEZUS
- OldShrimpEyes
- the presenters of Banter Behind the Throne
- Wamma
- Wedge
- a player with no obvious gender
- the presenters of Brotherhood without Manners
- the presenters of Beards of Westerns
- the moderators
- a salty OCTGN opponent
- this Northen lad
- an angry Scotsman
- a bearded weirdo
- DC Dennis
- Karma
- a shadow cat pretending to be a player
- a female player
- the store owner
- Greg Aitkinson
- Nate French
- a moderator itching to drop the ban hammer
- the illistrator
- Keb
- Dave Bamford
- Le Plant
- Dragonbro
- Tomasz
- the English player with bad teeth
- Americans who will vote for Trump
- drunk Polish people
- a scary-looking Dutch man
- an attractive Frenchman
- Spanish men with wandering hands
- a huge group of noisy Italians
- Khal Pollard
- Eddie from Stoke
- Emperor Octavius, aka Bryan
- Tom Clark, former UK champion
- the world’s best Baratheon player
- Anti-banter
- Peel
- Tagore (you know, the idiot)
- Chewy
- $phrase
- I have a rules question about [situation].
- I have a rules question about [card].
- Is there an action window between playing [cards] and triggering [character]?
- Personally, I have no problem with [situation].
- Can you dupe [cards] in setup?
- I asked [people] and they said [words]
- The only way to deal with [situation] is [cards].
- When I played [cards], my opponent said [words]
- If you’re okay with [situation], you should have [negative].
- well [people] said you can’t come to [event] because you [negative].
- I think if I [negative] I’d ask [people] for advice.
- The TV show ruined book [character].
- I knew [event] was over when you [negative].
- The worst thing about AGOT is [situation].
- If you’re capable of [situation], I’ll report you to [people].
- I’d rather drop from a tourney than play [people].
- Do you think that [people] might be a bit too keen on [situation]?
- I always thought [cards] was better than [cards] to have on setup.
- The worst in the [event] meta could be [people].
- The only thing I have to say about [situation] is [words].
- How many copies of [cards] can you play on setup?
- I say [cards] would be better if you could use it to [gamestate].
- I said [words], so [people] said [words].
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