Pharaoh of Versailles

Monsters: pharaoh
Tags: date, cross-dressing (female), no smut

>You sit in your room at night, watching the latest of “Two and a Half Alraunes”
>When you hear something rustling in the bushes outside your window
>You look out the window, and see a figure approaching the window to your room
>Knowing what might await you if you don’t do something, you run to the window to try and lock it shut
>But before you do, the figure already has reached the glass separating you and her from what is most likely imminent pelvisceration
>You start to panic before noticing that the light from your room shines on the face of this random intruder, revealing what looks like a dark-skinned boy
>A very handsome looking boy
>Or so you would think, until you hear the muffled effeminate voice coming from behind the glass
>”Anon, open up, it’s me!”
>You knew it was her
>Rei, the Pharaoh who made you the target of her affections for some time now
>That is, despite her father’s warnings about dating common peasants
>You opened the window, helping her into your room before closing and locking the window shut
>You almost close the window on her cobra as it manages to slip in as well
>In the light, you can see her better, wearing formal, boyish clothing
>She even went so far as to buy a hat to hide her long hair
“Rei, what’s the sudden visit for,” you ask, “And the clothes...I’ve never seen you wear clothes like that.”
>”Oh, these?” she replies, spinning around so you can get a good look
>”I often where this clothing when I need to be alone out of the mansion.”
>So she snuck out without her father’s permission
>To go to a boy’s house, of all places
>Oh... goodie...

“Y-You snuck out of the house!?” you ask with some panic
>”Do not worry, Anon. I simply wish for you to accompany me to the city,” she tells you
>”This is what you call a ‘date,’ yes? This manner of courting?”
>She wants you to take her on a date
“But on such short notice…?”
>You think to maybe turn her down, but taking a look at her reminds you that she did apparently walk all this way to come see you
>And you can’t very well turn her down. Making her walk back home alone after telling her no would be in poor form
>Not to mention that frown she starts to put on at your response is unbearable
“I suppose I’ll grab my things.”
>You collect a few belongings to take with you on this excursion
>Keeping in mind to record the rest of your show before you leave

...

>”Oh, what a joyous occasion! Simply wonderful,” she says as she twirls and spins merrily while the two of you walk towards town
“Try not to get lost when we get there,” you tell her. “I wouldn't want your dad to murder me for losing you, please.”
>That is...along with already taking her out after she snuck out
>”But it feels so freeing to be outside. It is...how you would say, very ‘cramped,’ to remain in the mansion for so long.”
>”And I truly am grateful that you chose to accompany me, Anon,” she says, grabbing a hold of your arm
>Just in time for a passing man to give the two of you a quick once-over, especially Rei and her boyish choice of attire
>Before mumbling to himself, “Fuckin’ Alps, I tell you.”
>You hear this, and it makes your face burn red in embarrassment
>Of course, Rei is completely oblivious to it, and only continues to hold onto you while indulging in her own happiness
>You can only guess she must have really wanted to do this with you for some time

>Reaching the outskirts of the city, you decide to try and find somewhere to take her
>Luckily, close to the riverbank is an entertainment plaza, so there’s plenty to do
>Just across the river is the skyline to the downtown district
>Rei asks if you plan on taking her there, but with all of the kinds of MGs you hear are living there, you think of all of the things that could possibly go wrong
>You suggest the two of you visit some other time, preferably at daytime
>You take her instead to an eatery near the river
>Sitting at a table outside to get a good view
>When it came time, you settle on a cheap pasta, while she ordered a full lobster and a small plate of oysters on a half shell
>Apparently even out on the town, she knows how to eat like a queen
>You’re not sure if you should be surprised by this, but it is a sight to see
>She even offers you some of her food, but you can’t help but decline
>Mostly out of politeness—it’d be rude to take food from your date, you convince yourself
>But it looks wonderful though
>Rei giggles as you decline and calls the waiter over
>”Another lobster for my friend here, if you’d be so kind,” she says.
>You hesitantly try to tell her it’s alright, but she insists she repay you for accompanying her in the first place
>And, oh, when it comes…
>Drizzled ever so lightly with melted butter…
>You just can’t refuse
>Time to indulge

>The two of you have a fine feast together, with you enjoying her company as much as she enjoys yours
>She talks with you about many things, like her past homeschooling, harmless gossip and stories about her various family servants and caretakers, and of her overprotective father
>The reason she snuck out was most likely because he never lets her go out by herself
>Tonight, the two of them had an argument over this exact kind of thing
>Afterwards her mother helped her sneak out to explore by herself, her only condition being that Rei go with a friend of hers
>”But I do not have many friends yet,” she said to you as she told you this story
>”The only one I wished to accompany me was you.”
>Coming from her, those words are flattering
>You actually look away, nervous as to what to say to it
“I mean, after hearing you say all that, I guess I couldn't just take you back, can I?”
>She’s delighted by your words, and her glowing smile shows it
>Her cobra even plops its head on yours from behind your seat
>”Hehe…even Slithers is grateful,” Rei tells you
>”I share the sentiment,” she adds
>You tell her not to fret over it, and suggest the two of you see a movie together first before taking her home
>”Yes! I would be delighted to.”
>You give another glance out to the beautiful river before the two of you take your leave
>Strange, that you felt you saw something out on the river when you looked earlier
>But you don’t worry about it too much, it was probably floating garbage
>Rei puts down three fifties as you leave, most likely enough to cover the bill and then some
>You admit, you feel a bit outdone, but if you can show her a good time, it shouldn't matter to her
>So you tell yourself