Aanon in Equestria: Prologue Part I

>It's been 2 days since you ventured out of your house. You know that you will have to go to school tomorrow, but you honestly don't give a crap. You keep watching youtube videos at 3 a.m. in the morning.
I really have to stop doing this.
>Mom:Are you still up?!? GO TO BED!!
Okay, okay...
>I'll just do that stupid homework assignment in the morning.
>Even though you only have two weeks of school left, you have a ton of homework. It's like all of the teachers came together and decided to do a huge end-of-the-year project at the same time.
>Stupid teachers.
Well, I might as well go to bed...

>Epic yawn.
What time is it?
>7:53.
Oh crap! I'm gonna be late to school!
>With ninja skills, get out of bed, put on some slightly used jeans, brush teeth while doing epic jump to bottom of stairs, grab bag, toss toothbrush (It smelled funny anyway) and get in car.
>You can't believe how fast you did that! If you timed yourself, you probably would've made a new record.
>Radio stations suck. So glad Dad talked me into buying a cassette tape adapter for my iPod®.
>Start engine. Roars like an old man having a sponge bath. kick into drive, and head for school. You suddenly have a weird feeling about today...