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  2. 8:28:07 PMProcyonDM=====begin======
  3. 8:28:40 PMProcyonDMYou enter the dojo ready for a beating, achy from yesterday.
  4. 8:28:58 PMProcyonDMYour sister sits, meditating, with a practice sword in her hand.
  5. 8:29:03 PMProcyonDMShe doesnt react when you enter.
  6. 8:30:00 PMLevi_Devaux"SIster, I Am ready to begin sparring."
  7. 8:30:16 PMProcyonDMShe opens her eyes.
  8. 8:30:31 PMProcyonDMShe stands and strides serenly over to you and holds out her hand.
  9. 8:30:34 PMProcyonDM"sword"
  10. 8:31:20 PMLevi_DevauxI uncaptchalog my sword and present the hilt to her, unsure of her intentions.
  11. 8:31:41 PMProcyonDMAs soon as hit hits her hands, she captchalgoues it, turns around and grabs the plastic sword
  12. 8:31:47 PMProcyonDM((practice))
  13. 8:31:50 PMProcyonDM((not plastic))
  14. 8:32:39 PMProcyonDMShe turns.
  15. 8:33:12 PMProcyonDM"For every strike you take unflinchingly, we fight for one minute less"
  16. 8:33:25 PMProcyonDM"for every time you flinch or cry out, we fight for one more"
  17. 8:33:34 PMProcyonDM"ready yourself however you can"
  18. 8:33:37 PMProcyonDMSTRIFE
  19. 8:34:04 PMLevi_Devaux"EXcuse me, but I"m afraid I Misunderstood you, could you rephrase that?"
  20. 8:34:21 PMLevi_DevauxI say, feeling very confused
  21. 8:34:34 PMProcyonDM((oops forgot the most important part))
  22. 8:34:45 PMProcyonDMShe points at a timer, and it starts somehow.
  23. 8:34:47 PMProcyonDM10 minutes
  24. 8:35:14 PMProcyonDMNow strife
  25. 8:35:17 PMLevi_DevauxMy confusion continues rising, as I still haven't quite figured out what's going on.
  26. 8:35:51 PMProcyonDMShe gets a turn of free hits
  27. 8:35:56 PMProcyonDM((one hit))
  28. 8:36:02 PMProcyonDMHer blow hits your side
  29. 8:36:04 PMProcyonDMroll con
  30. 8:36:05 PM`DICEProcyonDM rolled con error: malformed expression
  31. 8:36:22 PMLevi_Devauxroll 1d20+1
  32. 8:36:22 PM`DICELevi_Devaux rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=4 ]{5}
  33. 8:37:08 PMProcyonDMHer practice sword slams painfully into your side and you fall sideways
  34. 8:37:13 PMProcyonDMyou cry out in pain
  35. 8:37:25 PMProcyonDMShe pulls out a remote from her sylladex and presses a button
  36. 8:37:39 PMProcyonDMthe timeer goes to 10:42 seconds
  37. 8:37:44 PMLevi_Devaux"AGh, what?!"
  38. 8:38:40 PMProcyonDMShe falls back, as if allowing you a moment to react
  39. 8:38:45 PMProcyonDM.roll wis
  40. 8:38:58 PMLevi_Devauxroll 1d20-1
  41. 8:38:58 PM`DICELevi_Devaux rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=9 ]{8}
  42. 8:39:53 PMProcyonDMyou realize what the hell is happening and are ready when her next attack comes
  43. 8:40:05 PMProcyonDM.Roll initiative!
  44. 8:40:16 PMLevi_Devauxroll 1d20+1
  45. 8:40:16 PM`DICELevi_Devaux rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=8 ]{9}
  46. 8:40:23 PMProcyonDMroll 1d20+2
  47. 8:40:23 PM`DICEProcyonDM rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=8 ]{10}
  48. 8:40:41 PMProcyonDMshe advances, quicker than you, but only by a bit
  49. 8:41:33 PMProcyonDMroll 1d20
  50. 8:41:33 PM`DICEProcyonDM rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=3 ]{3}
  51. 8:41:53 PMProcyonDMher blow goes over your head as you duck
  52. 8:43:28 PMProcyonDMYour turn
  53. 8:44:47 PMLevi_DevauxI take a breath in to adjust myself to what exactly is happening, before I take an unarmed fighting stance.
  54. 8:45:58 PMLevi_DevauxI reason that her strength far exceeds my own, and so I would stand no chance if I were to actually attack her, but if I can take her blows until the time runs out then I should be able to make it through this.
  55. 8:46:21 PMLevi_DevauxThis decision in mind, I steady my body and prepare myself to endure her attacks
  56. 8:47:52 PMLevi_DevauxI end my turn and await her next attack, intending to bear it to the best of my abilities.
  57. 8:50:24 PMProcyonDMshe waits a bit and soon advances, not letting the timer drop any futher
  58. 8:50:45 PMProcyonDMit reads 10:07 when she hits you
  59. 8:51:14 PMProcyonDMroll 1d20
  60. 8:51:15 PM`DICEProcyonDM rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=3 ]{3}
  61. 8:51:44 PMProcyonDMyou manage to dodge just enough that it only clips your shoulder
  62. 8:51:54 PMProcyonDMroll 1d20+1
  63. 8:51:54 PM`DICEProcyonDM rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=11 ]{12}
  64. 8:52:02 PMProcyonDMIt stings but you ignore it
  65. 8:52:21 PMProcyonDMshe pulls out the remote agian and immediately goes back in for an attack
  66. 8:52:27 PMProcyonDM8:36
  67. 8:53:24 PMLevi_DevauxI ready myself for her next attack, maybe this won't be so horrible after all.
  68. 8:53:29 PMProcyonDMshe hits you again
  69. 8:53:33 PMProcyonDMroll 1d20+4
  70. 8:53:34 PM`DICEProcyonDM rolled 1d20+4 [ 1d20=6 ]{10}
  71. 8:53:56 PMProcyonDMHer attack slams into your shoulder, barely hard enough to not fall over
  72. 8:54:29 PMProcyonDMroll 1d20+2
  73. 8:54:29 PM`DICEProcyonDM rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=10 ]{12}
  74. 8:54:52 PMProcyonDMYou manage not to cry, but your arm is seriously hurting.
  75. 8:54:57 PMProcyonDM7:10
  76. 8:55:19 PMLevi_DevauxIt would seem I was wrong about that, this is most assuredly going to be very painful.
  77. 8:55:45 PMProcyonDMBefore yuo can manage to brace yourself, she attacks again
  78. 8:55:49 PMProcyonDMroll 1d20+3
  79. 8:55:50 PM`DICEProcyonDM rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=6 ]{9}
  80. 8:55:58 PMProcyonDMroll 1d20-2
  81. 8:55:58 PM`DICEProcyonDM rolled 1d20-2 [ 1d20=14 ]{12}
  82. 8:56:46 PMProcyonDMYou yelp in pain
  83. 8:57:03 PMProcyonDMit was the same arm onnly lower that she hit, and you hadnt braced yourself this time
  84. 8:57:27 PMProcyonDMShe presses a button on the remote and steps back
  85. 8:58:27 PMProcyonDM7:42
  86. 8:58:37 PMProcyonDMYour turn
  87. 8:59:10 PMLevi_DevauxUpon further reflection, it might be prudent to attempt dodging as well, if I can run out the clock in that method I might be alright.
  88. 8:59:24 PMLevi_DevauxThis time I prepare myself to dodge her next attack.
  89. 8:59:39 PMProcyonDMShe stands back waiting for you to attack
  90. 9:00:50 PMLevi_DevauxWhile she waits, I focus on myself and use Assist to raise my AC by one.
  91. 9:01:32 PMProcyonDMAs soon as she notices you doing something, she presses a differnet button on the remote
  92. 9:01:39 PMProcyonDMThe timer stops.
  93. 9:01:46 PMProcyonDM7:11
  94. 9:02:08 PMLevi_Devaux"WHy have you paused the timer?" I ask in confusion.
  95. 9:02:34 PMProcyonDM"I make the rules, and i decided you need practice attacking as well"
  96. 9:03:41 PMLevi_DevauxThe fact that I Don't have a sword flashes briefly through my mind, but I decide against voicing my concern, my sister knows how best to train me.
  97. 9:04:36 PMLevi_Devaux"AS, you wish," I say, "restart the timer and I Shall engage you."
  98. 9:05:16 PMProcyonDMShe unpauses but still holds the remote
  99. 9:06:35 PMLevi_DevauxWhen she unpauses I rush forward and carefully try to punch her without leaving myself open.
  100. 9:06:48 PMLevi_Devauxroll 1d20+3
  101. 9:06:48 PM`DICELevi_Devaux rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=3 ]{6}
  102. 9:07:08 PMProcyonDMShe sidesteps
  103. 9:07:14 PMProcyonDMroll 1d20+2
  104. 9:07:14 PM`DICEProcyonDM rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=8 ]{10}
  105. 9:07:29 PMProcyonDMshe then brings the hilt of the sword up on your extended arm
  106. 9:07:46 PMProcyonDMroll 1d20-1 you've recovered a bit and different arm
  107. 9:07:47 PM`DICEProcyonDM rolled 1d20-1 you've recovered a bit and different arm [ 1d20=12 ]{11}
  108. 9:08:03 PMProcyonDMyou let out a quiet whimper
  109. 9:08:10 PMProcyonDMroll 1d20-1
  110. 9:08:10 PM`DICEProcyonDM rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=4 ]{3}
  111. 9:08:14 PMLevi_Devaux<hang on my ac's 11 and I have parry up>
  112. 9:08:26 PMProcyonDM((oh it appears you do))
  113. 9:08:33 PMLevi_Devaux<in case it wasn't clear when I prepared to dodge that was meant to be parrying>
  114. 9:08:43 PMProcyonDM((yeah but you dont have a weapon))
  115. 9:08:49 PMProcyonDM((can you parry unarmed?I dont think so))
  116. 9:09:08 PMLevi_Devaux<I can parry a sword with my hands if I believe in myself hard enough>
  117. 9:09:18 PMLevi_Devaux<anime can't have been wrong about that>
  118. 9:09:58 PMLevi_Devaux<what even is weapon mod anyways?>
  119. 9:10:06 PMProcyonDM((no idea with unarmed))
  120. 9:10:11 PMProcyonDM((i guess strength?))
  121. 9:10:31 PMLevi_Devaux((I'd assume so?))
  122. 9:10:31 PMProcyonDM((im just going to call it one though, because parrying a sword, wooden or not is dumb))
  123. 9:10:42 PMLevi_Devaux((that's fair))
  124. 9:11:17 PMProcyonDM((so you manage to block it))
  125. 9:11:36 PMProcyonDM((either way thats a quiet whimper from the block))
  126. 9:12:14 PMLevi_Devaux((ok))
  127. 9:12:34 PMProcyonDM((and she doesnt hear it anyway because it was quiet))
  128. 9:12:44 PMProcyonDM((man i should have written down the rules for this minigame))
  129. 9:12:50 PMProcyonDM((ayway))
  130. 9:13:13 PMProcyonDMYou see 5:25 as you back away from her finally
  131. 9:13:23 PMProcyonDMYour turn
  132. 9:14:48 PMLevi_DevauxKeeping in mind that she will stop the timer if I don't continue engaging her, I dash forward again and launch a low kick trying to destabilize her.
  133. 9:14:53 PMLevi_Devauxroll 1d20+3
  134. 9:14:53 PM`DICELevi_Devaux rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=14 ]{17}
  135. 9:16:29 PMProcyonDMYou successfully knock her off balance.
  136. 9:16:46 PMProcyonDMAs she tries to avoid falling over, you notice the timer is still running
  137. 9:17:10 PMProcyonDMShe manages to finally get her balance, after a large amount of time spent
  138. 9:17:22 PMProcyonDM4:30
  139. 9:17:29 PMProcyonDMsorry 4:13*
  140. 9:18:01 PMLevi_Devaux((:p)
  141. 9:18:04 PMLevi_Devaux)
  142. 9:18:39 PMProcyonDMShe strikes back with more effort than usual after the humiliation of being tripped up
  143. 9:18:42 PMProcyonDMroll 1d20+4
  144. 9:18:44 PM`DICEProcyonDM rolled 1d20+4 [ 1d20=3 ]{7}
  145. 9:19:04 PMProcyonDMYou easily block her strike, but you must do so with your bare hands
  146. 9:19:12 PMProcyonDMroll 1d20
  147. 9:19:12 PM`DICEProcyonDM rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=18 ]{18}
  148. 9:19:19 PMProcyonDMYou avoid saying anything.
  149. 9:19:22 PMProcyonDMYour turn
  150. 9:19:41 PMLevi_DevauxAlright, I can do this, I've just got to keep going. I think, doing my best to ignore the stinging in my hands.
  151. 9:20:24 PMLevi_DevauxI lunge forward at her again, I know that the same trick won't work twice, so this time I feint towards her legs before striking at her upper body.
  152. 9:20:28 PMLevi_Devauxroll 1d20+3
  153. 9:20:28 PM`DICELevi_Devaux rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=2 ]{5}
  154. 9:21:07 PMProcyonDMShe sees through your feeble feint and hits again with a fury, at the same hands you just struck at
  155. 9:21:42 PMProcyonDMroll 1d20+4
  156. 9:21:42 PM`DICEProcyonDM rolled 1d20+4 [ 1d20=16 ]{20}
  157. 9:21:56 PMProcyonDMShe smashes into your hand, painfully hitting bone
  158. 9:22:03 PMProcyonDMroll 1d20
  159. 9:22:03 PM`DICEProcyonDM rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=17 ]{17}
  160. 9:22:26 PMProcyonDMYou almost manage to stop yourself but you cry out in pain
  161. 9:22:37 PMProcyonDM4:59
  162. 9:23:16 PMLevi_DevauxMy nerves explode in pain, but I force myself to block them out, I have to keep fighting.
  163. 9:24:09 PMLevi_DevauxI fly forward at my sister, trying to catch her off guard by recklessly tackling her.
  164. 9:24:13 PMLevi_Devauxroll 1d20+3
  165. 9:24:14 PM`DICELevi_Devaux rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=10 ]{13}
  166. 9:24:44 PMProcyonDMShe dodges, but just barely. She moves back and cant do the same dodge hit combo on you as before
  167. 9:24:54 PMProcyonDMroll 1d20+2 as she attacks again
  168. 9:24:55 PM`DICEProcyonDM rolled 1d20+2 as she attacks again [ 1d20=19 ]{21}
  169. 9:25:09 PMProcyonDMShe hits hard into your chest as you turn around
  170. 9:25:18 PMProcyonDMroll 1d20 con
  171. 9:25:19 PM`DICEProcyonDM rolled 1d20 con [ 1d20=20 ]{20}
  172. 9:25:31 PMLevi_Devaux((praise rngesus))
  173. 9:25:35 PMProcyonDMYou take the blow unflinchingly, and grab her arm
  174. 9:25:43 PMProcyonDMsword* not arm
  175. 9:25:58 PMProcyonDMyou rip it out of her hands and punch at her face
  176. 9:26:04 PMProcyonDMroll 1d20+5
  177. 9:26:05 PM`DICEProcyonDM rolled 1d20+5 [ 1d20=1 ]{6}
  178. 9:26:10 PMProcyonDMand slip
  179. 9:26:11 PMLevi_Devaux((oh))
  180. 9:26:44 PMProcyonDM((this is assuming that you would punch at her after you manage to take the sword))
  181. 9:27:19 PMLevi_Devaux((I would've used flashstep's multistrike to punch her twice.))
  182. 9:27:26 PMLevi_Devaux((but yeah, basically))
  183. 9:27:52 PMProcyonDM((ok well lets say you do use flashstep, but the second attack doesnt matter, you slipped))
  184. 9:28:03 PMLevi_Devaux((yeah... thanks for that))
  185. 9:28:24 PMProcyonDMYou manage to hold onto the sword as you fall to the ground, but she acts quick
  186. 9:28:44 PMProcyonDMNot about to kick the head of her teen brother, she grabs the sword
  187. 9:28:48 PMProcyonDMroll 1d20+4
  188. 9:28:49 PM`DICEProcyonDM rolled 1d20+4 [ 1d20=15 ]{19}
  189. 9:29:00 PMProcyonDM.roll athletics to hold on
  190. 9:29:05 PMLevi_Devauxroll 1d20+3
  191. 9:29:06 PM`DICELevi_Devaux rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=6 ]{9}
  192. 9:29:25 PMProcyonDMShe takes the sword after wrenching it out of your hands
  193. 9:29:33 PMProcyonDMYou are prone and she stands right next to you
  194. 9:29:44 PMProcyonDMin front of you*
  195. 9:30:07 PMLevi_DevauxI quickly stand up and try to get as a far away as I can to recover.
  196. 9:30:42 PMProcyonDMYou do so as she regains her grip on the hilt of the sword
  197. 9:30:54 PMProcyonDMyou notice that whole encounter took more than a minute off the timer.
  198. 9:31:15 PMProcyonDMOnce she has the sword, she presses a button on the timer.
  199. 9:31:23 PMProcyonDM2:44
  200. 9:31:57 PMProcyonDMShe advances again
  201. 9:32:04 PMProcyonDMroll 1d20+3
  202. 9:32:04 PM`DICEProcyonDM rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=5 ]{8}
  203. 9:32:42 PMProcyonDMYou block her sword with an uninjured right forearm
  204. 9:32:48 PMProcyonDMroll 1d20
  205. 9:32:49 PM`DICEProcyonDM rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=6 ]{6}
  206. 9:34:13 PMProcyonDMYou manage to not yell, but you were definately on the verge of it
  207. 9:34:21 PMProcyonDMonly a minute left on the clock
  208. 9:34:33 PMProcyonDMyou have a feeling shes not going to go easy from now on
  209. 9:36:08 PMProcyonDMYour turn
  210. 9:36:16 PMLevi_DevauxI do my best to block out any pain from my limbs, and square off with my sister.
  211. 9:36:57 PMLevi_DevauxI then charge forward at her, just trying to overwhelm her with a flurry of blows in the hopes of running out the clock.
  212. 9:37:01 PMLevi_Devauxroll 1d20+3
  213. 9:37:01 PM`DICELevi_Devaux rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=18 ]{21}
  214. 9:37:35 PMProcyonDMShe ends up blocking the first few, but you connect on the others
  215. 9:37:55 PMProcyonDMas you keep up the heat, she suddenly turns blurry and dissapears
  216. 9:39:01 PMProcyonDMShe appears behind you and delivers a savage blow to your shoulder
  217. 9:39:08 PMProcyonDMroll 1d20 con, dc 16
  218. 9:39:09 PM`DICEProcyonDM rolled 1d20 con, dc 16 [ 1d20=10 ]{10}
  219. 9:39:28 PMProcyonDMYou hit the ground, hard, but she doesnt continue to fight
  220. 9:40:40 PMLevi_DevauxI lie on the ground panting while my shoulder flares up in agony, before turning to look at the timer.
  221. 9:41:27 PMProcyonDMIt is paused, but your sister has returned her seat meditating
  222. 9:42:37 PMLevi_DevauxI do my best to stand up and walk to her.
  223. 9:42:50 PMProcyonDMShe gestures for you to sit
  224. 9:43:13 PMLevi_DevauxI sit down in front of her, filled with conflicting emotions.
  225. 9:44:05 PMProcyonDM"Im sure you are wondering why the beating after yesterday's intense workout"
  226. 9:44:49 PMLevi_DevauxI take a deep breath in before responding, "WHy'd you stop?"
  227. 9:45:55 PMProcyonDM"I deemed you did well enough. You have become durable enough for now. Leave me."
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