Cookanon says, sphinx a shit.

 Another long ass day trying to cook and clean for all those shirohebis and that one ungrateful ryu; but now the day was over and you were going to get them back like nobodies business.  You notice that everyone seems to have gone to bed early tonight as there was nobody in the common area watching tv or playing some monhun poorly, bunch of fucking casuals using slime weapons instead of gitting gud, and there seemed to be some yellow fur on a few places but you think nothing of it until you reach the the door to your room and find it blocked by a satyr.  Or at east you think it's a satyr, but it's got these weird ass wings and instead of a goat lower half it has a fucking lioness lower half.  "Um excuse me, you're standing in front of my room.", you calmly speak to the unknown intruder.  "Too bad you're not getting in here without answering my riddle!", she excitedly replies.  "Riddle what riddle?"  "Oh a simple one, What has 2 wings, a lion pussy and is about to lose her innocence?"  "Uhm, I don-" as you attempt to reply she grabs you and cuts you off, "I know you don't, but the answer is me."  Before you can react to her statement she throws you into your room and quietly shuts the door behind her without turning on the light. As you stumble backwards into the dark room you trip and fall over what can only be a tail she begins to talk about what she's going to do to you, "Oh it's going to be so much fun and when we're done we can talk to that cunt of a ryu about wedding the two of us together!"  "Cunt of a ryu, eh?" Josephine rises up from behind you, now fully awake, "That's not the respectful kind of language you need to be using when referring one of my position."

 The sphinx doesn't react at first, stunned to find Josephine in your room. Joesephine on the other hand wastes no time in wrapping her tail around the offending female and flinging her through the back wall and into josephine's room, "Now then your disrespectful language aside that leaves only your frankly innapropriate behavior towards the man who not only maintains the temple here but also is the chef for everyone one of my priests and is my personal chef and good friend.", as she was saying all of this she was slithering over to the pool, meanwhile the sphinx was finding the water to be much more welcoming than it should be; in fact it was actively clinging to her as she tried to get up and out of it. "So what? That doesn't mean he gets any kind of special protection, he's unmarried and not in a relationship so he's fair game." The ryu doesn't respond at first but the pool does, lifting the girl up and moving her in front of the ryu, "I've got a riddle for you sphinx, How much force does it take to fling a worthless cat out of my temple?" "I think that's quite enough flinging Josupreme.", the cook in question stepping in between the two women, "In fact I think our unwanted guest was just leaving." "Fine, but as payment for saving you You're going to be keeping me warm tonight."

  The water dumped the sphinx on her head, revealing her all too puffy cat pussy with a tube sticking out of it. Josephine picked up the tube with a rather disgusted look on her face and pulled the top off, revealing a scroll inside. "This is a scroll from that bitchy pharaoh who visited us, telling that sphinx to kidnap you and to make sure nobody could find this scroll.", she remarked as she read it, "Apparently in her heat addled state she thought this was a decent way to hide it." The small pool begins to drag the sphinx away, "Oh I'm going to get that fucking bitch, but for now I'm going to have a good nights sleep." she comments as her tail begins to curl around you and pull you up against her, before laying down together on her bed. "I swear to Hathor at this rate I might as well just start sleeping in here." "Hush I'm trying to sleep."