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- Be Cookies
- >Walking to the mess hall so you can eat breakfast with your secret coltfriend
- >He's got a box of cereal and a carton of chocolate milk
- >Well, you did give him a bit of a "workout" last night, so you guess he's earned that chocolate milk
- >You're walking towards his table and...
- >Wait
- >What's he doing?
- >Is he...
- >He is!
- >He's pouring the milk first!
- >Ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing.jpg
- >You let that man do so many things to you
- >You feel betrayed
- >You feel lied to
- >You feel so mad right now
- >How long has he been doing this?
- >A week?
- >A year?
- >His entire life?!
- >Wait
- >No
- >No you shouldn't feel this way
- >Oh Celestia you're becoming just like your grandpa
- Be Cookies' grandpa
- >You're so glad that you're son didn't marry a milk pourer
- >You're also glad that you don't have diarrhea
- >Oh wait you do
- >Must be the milk pourer's fault
- >You release a chocolate stream in to your britches
- >Kids call them pants now
- >Because the milk pourer controlled media tells them to
- >Damn milk pourers
- >It feels so good to not be a milk pourer
- Be Cookies
- >You shudder at the thought
- >No
- >You love Anon
- >And nothing will ever change that
- >You walk towards his table and wave at him
- >Life's too short to care about such things
- A few hours later
- Be Cookies
- >Walking to the mess hall so you can eat dinner with your secret coltfriend
- >Who you love very much
- >He's got some steak and a side of fries with ketchup on them
- >You're walking towards his table and...
- >Wait
- >What's he doing?
- >Is he...
- >He is!
- >He's putting ketchup on the steak!
- >Ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing.jpg
- >...
- >You run to the nearest payphone
- >You need to see your therapist right away
- Authors note: I actually love putting ketchup on my steak
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