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Session 42: Ain't No One Got Time fo' Sand

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  1. Dec 02 20:12:59 <~zoofman> So, last session ended with you guys at sea, traveling back to Port Goldcloud with the survivors of The Sundown Corsairs. Today begins that weekend - Sunday afternoon. The Thursday and Friday proved to be a rough back to back set of days, and laid you guys out pretty hard for Saturday - pretty much as soon as the ships docked and your own vessel was secured at the port, fatigue started to kick in.
  2. Dec 02 20:14:24 <~zoofman> The good news is, in a town like this, there's no need to track down a hotel or anything - as your ship is your home! Rosetta in particular was awoken by a freshly hatched Hawlucha, kawing around.
  3. Dec 02 20:15:07 «--- DiceMaid-9001 (DiceMaid-9@sux-EADD5C74) has Left #easternislesrhapsody
  4. Dec 02 20:15:56 <~zoofman> The town here's gotten a lot more active, as construction for the Safari Zone is being rushed at pretty unusual speeds. It's not quite complete yet, but you can tell they've been doing heavy rennovations to the town as a whole.
  5. Dec 02 20:15:56 <Chase> Chase definitely got his nap on at points!
  6. Dec 02 20:16:08 ---» DiceMaid-9001 (DiceMaid-9@sux-EADD5C74) has Joined #easternislesrhapsody
  7. Dec 02 20:16:40 <Rosetta> "Oh geez. What. Do you know how early it is?" Rosetta yawns and rubs her eyes, not realizing it's not one of her other birds yet. "Go grab fruit from my bag if you're hungry." She waves her hand vaguely towards her bag and wraps herself up in her blanket again.
  8. Dec 02 20:17:43 »» Genevieve wakes up half on her computer, the screen hanging on a blinking prompt. She gets up from her desk and washes up before heading out on deck.
  9. Dec 02 20:18:46 <~zoofman> "LUCHAAAAA" it whines, in a very newborn birdy way.
  10. Dec 02 20:19:18 <Chase> Chase... probably actually slept out on the deck this last night. It's still like May or whatever, probably nice enough weather. He's got himself a deck-chair laid out as well as a pillow and blanket.
  11. Dec 02 20:21:47 <Saryx> This probably made things awkward for Saryx, who struggled to get himself even close to motivated enough to try and get himself on training after the mess. He headed out with Yurnero's PokeBall in hand, but seeing Chase sleeping up top and not wanting to disturb him, at first he kind of just stood there a moment scratching his head in a "What do now?" manner.
  12. Dec 02 20:22:16 <Rosetta> "Whaaat?" Rosetta sits up again with a sigh, rubbing her eyes again. She blinks and stares. "Oh. Oh! Oh geez I'm sorry I didn't even see you hatch here." She hops up and scoops it up in her arms, flicking a wrist to telekinetically fling the egg shell pieces into the trash.
  13. Dec 02 20:22:46 <Rosetta> "Lesee, uh uh...dammit, I shoulda asked Tempest what these things eat."
  14. Dec 02 20:22:48 <Chase> Considering he's probably bugged Alicia more than enough off-camera, he doesn't have too much ahead of him today, so he gradually, lazily gets up a little after Saryx walks out on deck.
  15. Dec 02 20:25:11 <~zoofman> The LuchaBird fidgets as you try to hold it but ultimately tuckers down. It seems rather hyper!
  16. Dec 02 20:25:26 »» Chase streeeeeeetches as he sits up and looks around as he blinks awake. He yawns a bit and just casually waves at Saryx. "Mornin'."
  17. Dec 02 20:26:08 »» Genevieve comes out on deck with a BLT in one hand. "Good morning."
  18. Dec 02 20:26:48 <Rosetta> "Screw it, let's get you pancakes." Rosetta bops open her other pokemons' balls and heads up to the ship's kitchen, waving to anyone she sees along the way and saying good morning.
  19. Dec 02 20:28:04 <~zoofman> Rosetta's room explodes with feathers and chirping noises as a small flock flutters out, up the stairs and into the top level area of the ship, with the kitchen and living space and what have you.
  20. Dec 02 20:28:04 <Saryx> "Hey there, Chase." Saryx returns the wave of his own. "Sorry if I woke you. Didn't think you were gonna be sleeping up on deck."
  21. Dec 02 20:30:15 »» Genevieve goes to the edge of the ship and taps hull with her foot until Fabre floats up out of the water. She retrieves a mini-CD from a case in bag and starts setting it up to teach the Swarmie a TM.
  22. Dec 02 20:30:21 »» Rosetta makes pancakes!
  23. Dec 02 20:30:23 <Saryx> Saryx' head turns towards the direction of birds, regardless of whether or not Rosetta passed up top on the way there, because birds are probably loud as fuck when screaming for pancakes, the lifebread of the world. "... Maybe better me than birds to wake up to, though~"
  24. Dec 02 20:31:56 <Saryx> He's trying to be optimistic, at least.
  25. Dec 02 20:32:28 <~zoofman> The Swarmie hovers on up and starts to revolve around Genevieve gets the TM ready!
  26. Dec 02 20:32:47 <Chase> "Naw, you're fine." though he looks at the swarm of feathers. "Uhhh..."
  27. Dec 02 20:33:14 <Chase> Or TOWARDS THE SOUND in any case.
  28. Dec 02 20:33:17 <Chase> "Guess Rose is up."
  29. Dec 02 20:33:35 <Chase> "Morning to you too, Gen."
  30. Dec 02 20:34:59 »» Genevieve fiddles with the TM until it's properly hooked up to Fabre. "Sup? Everyone gonna be up and ready soon?"
  31. Dec 02 20:35:41 <Rosetta> "Guys I made pancakes!" Rosetta yells out from the kitchen. "Get 'em before my birds eat it all."
  32. Dec 02 20:35:43 <Chase> He pops his neck a bit. "I was gonna get a shower before we decided to hit the desert but I don't think it's worth it to brave all those goddamn birds." he laughs, and pushes himself up. He fumbles around in his pocket and pulls out a half-eaten energy bar from last night and pulls open the rest of the wrapper. "But yeah, should be good to go."
  33. Dec 02 20:35:43 <Saryx> "Want to see if we can't get her to make some for us, too?" And looking towards Gen. "Seems like all of us are awake and functioning proper now, so yeah~"
  34. Dec 02 20:36:26 <Saryx> ... Waaait, damnit. What'd I even with that first part...?!?
  35. Dec 02 20:37:24 »» Chase calls down to the mess hall. "Why'd you let'em all our before calling us down, anyway??"
  36. Dec 02 20:37:45 <Chase> He... thinks he'll probably pass on the pancakes this morning anyway.
  37. Dec 02 20:37:56 <Rosetta> "My lucha bird thing hatched! I wanted it to get to know the rest of my team, yeah?"
  38. Dec 02 20:39:02 <~zoofman> Which means to say half the birds are just trying to get a good look at this unusual looking thing, and the older female birds are trying to help the newborn eat. Instincts and all.
  39. Dec 02 20:39:26 »» Chase crunches his granola. "Congrats. I still think I'll stay up here 'til it's time, though." He heads over to the edge of the ship and looks out at the Safari Zone. It's not to say he's not curious about the Hawlucha but srsly
  40. Dec 02 20:40:05 <~zoofman> ZODIAC, on the other hand, has aquired a handle of tequila, and is sipping the substance through its eyelids. A process that's pretty disturbing, as well as fascinating. It does not seemed amused with the morning commotion.
  41. Dec 02 20:40:52 »» Rosetta stares at ZODIAC as she eats her pancakes. "Really now? In the morning?"
  42. Dec 02 20:42:58 <Genevieve> 1d17 Mendel HP
  43. Dec 02 20:42:59 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, Mendel HP: 7 [1d17=7]
  44. Dec 02 20:43:35 <Chase> So! Chase is ready. Just waiting on people to get done with breakfast.
  45. Dec 02 20:43:45 <Chase> (And spoiling the Hawlucha :D)
  46. Dec 02 20:44:14 <~zoofman> ZODIAC rolls its eyes at Rosetta, and puts the handle away.
  47. Dec 02 20:47:26 <Rosetta> "Set a decent example for the newcomer, yeah?" Rosetta goes to check on the Hawlucha, returning her pokemon that have finished eating and then walking up on deck with ZODIAC and the baby.
  48. Dec 02 20:48:23 <~zoofman> The little battlebird is hyped up on maple and sugarybreakfastpastries. It's rather eagerly exploring every nook and cranny it can find!
  49. Dec 02 20:48:30 <Genevieve> With the TM spent, she puts the burnt out disc in her bag for now and gives Fabre a pat. "As soon as y'all have eaten and washed, we should get going. Sandseeker isn't -that- close. And traveling at night through the desert is dangerous."
  50. Dec 02 20:49:26 <Rosetta> "Man, normal bird babies just stay in their nest all day. You're gonna be a handful, huh?"
  51. Dec 02 20:50:12 <Rosetta> "Yeah, yeah I'm done with breakfast and ready to go." Rosetta hops around in place until she finds Saryx. "Heya Saryx, you need me to pack a ride for you, or are you good?"
  52. Dec 02 20:51:10 <~zoofman> Well, there's a few routes to get there Saryx would know about
  53. Dec 02 20:51:16 »» Chase gets a look at the hawlucha once it inevitably gets on deck.
  54. Dec 02 20:51:29 <~zoofman> The most obvious is just traversing the desert on foot. This actually can take quite a while, three days normally.
  55. Dec 02 20:52:22 <Saryx> "Are we gonna be travelling through the desert to get there? If we are, I don't think bird flight's gonna be all too useful for us."
  56. Dec 02 20:52:42 <~zoofman> The second would be anchoring the ship closer to the town itself, which can really cut down on the travel time to just a day, but you'd have to anchor the ship in the middle of nowhere on some beach or something.
  57. Dec 02 20:53:27 <~zoofman> The third would be flying in, which would still take a good while, and put a lot of stress on the birds - there's a lot of strong air currents and sandstorms aren't unheard of.
  58. Dec 02 20:54:05 <Chase> "What would you recommend, then?" he asks Saryx.
  59. Dec 02 20:55:55 <Saryx> Saryx ponders on it a moment. "If you guys would be okay with leaving the boat out on a beach or something, we could park it on one of the shores closer to Sandseeker to make the trip we'd have to take a good deal closer by foot."
  60. Dec 02 20:56:34 <Chase> "We -could- do that, and hope the boat isn't jacked by thieves while we're gone..."
  61. Dec 02 20:57:04 <Rosetta> "If you want, I could leave an Unown here and watch through it for anyone shady approaching."
  62. Dec 02 20:58:17 <Saryx> "If we go from here, we can fly a little bit, but we'd still have to walk a lot of the way, 'cause the desert wouldn't be good for the birds, and the last thing we'd need is to fly ourselves into some rock formation we can't see out there." He gives a shrug. "... Possibly, anyways. I haven't explored the whole desert with Mr. Jenks, so I don't know everything that is or isn't
  63. Dec 02 20:58:17 <Saryx> out there."
  64. Dec 02 20:58:18 <Chase> "Honestly though? I wouldn't mind the full trip through the desert, either. We do kinda need to brush up on our survival skills, that much was apparent at the island. It's mostly a matter of if we want to save time."
  65. Dec 02 20:58:23 »» Genevieve laughs. "I'd be easier if the ship could just fly to Sandseeker."
  66. Dec 02 20:59:52 <Chase> "Hah, man, an airship would be kinda rad but that ain't happenin'."
  67. Dec 02 21:00:52 <Genevieve> "Not yet, anyway! We might as well walk - things aren't anymore urgent than usual."
  68. Dec 02 21:01:42 <Chase> "Right then. Whatever we do, let's make sure to stock up on plenty of water, at least."
  69. Dec 02 21:01:44 <Rosetta> "I kinda like the idea of parking the boat off to the side. It's probably not a huge risk or anything. Who's gonna jack a boat with creepy eyes staring at them from it?"
  70. Dec 02 21:02:18 <~zoofman> This is clearly how all Rune Masters think.
  71. Dec 02 21:02:24 <Saryx> "... The Sons, maybe?" after a moment of contemplation.
  72. Dec 02 21:02:28 <Genevieve> "With our luck, Grant will sail past it and sink it."
  73. Dec 02 21:02:43 <~zoofman> "If I stick creepy eyes on it, no one will touch it." - Every Rune Master Ever.
  74. Dec 02 21:02:56 <Genevieve> "I still have Dittos in suspension below deck, I can't have the ship go under when we're not even here!"
  75. Dec 02 21:03:10 <Rosetta> "Fine, fine, whatever."
  76. Dec 02 21:03:49 <Chase> "It's not a bad idea, Rose... I just dunno."
  77. Dec 02 21:04:03 <Rosetta> 1d18
  78. Dec 02 21:04:03 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 1d18: 14 [1d18=14]
  79. Dec 02 21:04:21 <Saryx> "With crazy cultists, Dandyman, and aliens from outer space trying to bring down the Apocalypse, the last thing we need is even more Dittos with a vengeance chasing after us, too."
  80. Dec 02 21:04:39 <Chase> "Anyway, y'all ready?"
  81. Dec 02 21:06:04 »» Genevieve waves the thought away. "They'd be at the bottom of the ocean, I just don't want to lose them after DC went through the work of dropping them in my lap."
  82. Dec 02 21:06:07 <Genevieve> "Let's get going."
  83. Dec 02 21:06:57 <Chase> Depending on what they got on the ship, Chase makes a quick stop on the way out of town, making sure we niggas got plenty of water. They're definitely gonna need that tent he has too
  84. Dec 02 21:07:59 <Saryx> "One second to fill up my cooler with drinks and then we'll be good~ Razor, grab some of your sodas to toss 'em in while I'm bringing it up, okay?"
  85. Dec 02 21:08:25 <Genevieve> "Caffeine will dehydrate you, so don't bring any real soda."
  86. Dec 02 21:09:12 <Rosetta> "Okaaay." Rosetta grumbles.
  87. Dec 02 21:10:59 <~zoofman> You guys are planning to go on foot huh?
  88. Dec 02 21:11:42 <Genevieve> Yes
  89. Dec 02 21:12:08 <~zoofman> Alright...lesse here. Chase is very able to find most the supplies around town, as this -is- a sailing hub and, funny enough, most survival needs at sea match those for a desert.
  90. Dec 02 21:12:17 <Chase> The other two routes are 'zodiac braves sure are lazy' and 'let's stress our flying pokemon out' :D
  91. Dec 02 21:12:40 <Rosetta> (to be fair, most of Rosetta's mounts don't give a fuck about sandstorms :D)
  92. Dec 02 21:12:52 <Rosetta> (steel/fly, rock/fly, ground/fly)
  93. Dec 02 21:13:15 <~zoofman> The stretch of town heading southbound doesn't really start as desert - a lot of the immediate surroundings are farmland and grasslands. So the first part of your treck will be pretty simple.
  94. Dec 02 21:13:25 <Saryx> ... Also apparently we never entertained the idea of a helicopter ride in. But that'd be no fun anyways.
  95. Dec 02 21:13:31 <~zoofman> There's a good bit of construction here as well, so catching a ride to the edge of the farmlands isn't very diifcult either.
  96. Dec 02 21:14:14 <~zoofman> Well, yes, you could get a helicopter in - but for a private trip like that it will cost ya.
  97. Dec 02 21:14:28 <Chase> THIS NIGGA BROKE
  98. Dec 02 21:14:45 <Saryx> Saryx? Having money? What madness is this you speak of?
  99. Dec 02 21:15:36 <Chase> Let's catch that ride to the edge, then!
  100. Dec 02 21:15:41 <~zoofman> This all said, if you continue your travels on foot, roll me 2d100 each, guys.
  101. Dec 02 21:15:49 <Chase> 2d100
  102. Dec 02 21:15:50 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, 2d100: 108 [2d100=23,85]
  103. Dec 02 21:16:22 <Rosetta> 2d100
  104. Dec 02 21:16:22 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 2d100: 193 [2d100=94,99]
  105. Dec 02 21:16:27 <Rosetta> (dear god)
  106. Dec 02 21:16:29 <Saryx> Is this for Wilds? 'cause Saryx has the Saxton Rod :>
  107. Dec 02 21:16:40 <~zoofman> Yes, it is.
  108. Dec 02 21:16:47 <Saryx> 2#1d100-20
  109. Dec 02 21:16:47 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, 2#1d100-20: 51 [1d100=71], -2 [1d100=18]
  110. Dec 02 21:17:31 <Genevieve> 2d100
  111. Dec 02 21:17:32 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, 2d100: 74 [2d100=53,21]
  112. Dec 02 21:21:13 <~zoofman> The first day.
  113. Dec 02 21:23:04 <~zoofman> Surt helps a lot with desert travel - she can hold two of you at once, and between the rest of you, your Ground and Psychic Type Pokemon fair pretty well out here. This climate seems very favorable for them.
  114. Dec 02 21:23:56 <Chase> Psychic types, huh? That's curious.
  115. Dec 02 21:24:23 »» Chase is a bit curious about Sibelius and Strauss liking the climate, but who's he to say anything?
  116. Dec 02 21:24:59 <~zoofman> You guys don't really see many sights the first day. Surt does however lead you to a little oasis where you camp out the first night. There are Maractus, Cacnea, and Exeggutors out here and a school of Shellos that live out here as well.
  117. Dec 02 21:26:15 <~zoofman> During the night, a flock of Dodou come to the water. A Krokorok that had been hiding the whole time in the shallows eats one of them.
  118. Dec 02 21:26:56 »» Rosetta perks up at seeing the Doduo.
  119. Dec 02 21:27:08 »» Chase kinda observes this from a distance. This water ain't so safe.
  120. Dec 02 21:28:19 »» Genevieve has Mendel the Caturne out to enjoy his natural habitat.
  121. Dec 02 21:29:04 <~zoofman> Mendel learns the dance of his people from the other Cacti. It's a rather silly little shuffle.
  122. Dec 02 21:29:15 <~zoofman> Going for any of these, guys?
  123. Dec 02 21:29:48 »» Rosetta approaches the Doduo with her baby lucha in tow, just letting it drink some water while watching it.
  124. Dec 02 21:30:09 »» Genevieve leaves the wild Pokemon alone for now.
  125. Dec 02 21:30:50 <Saryx> Saryx ain't touching anything around here, no.
  126. Dec 02 21:31:08 <~zoofman> The Doduos seem as wary as you guys - specially after one of them got chomped. More skittish than hostile.
  127. Dec 02 21:31:37 »» Chase is not catching new pokemon! Just sightseeing.
  128. Dec 02 21:33:24 »» Rosetta waves and tries to beckon one of the doduos over. She lets Trilloby out too so she has three birds out to show her firendly she is with birds. :D
  129. Dec 02 21:34:37 <~zoofman> Eventually Rosetta's able to coax one of the birds over and befriend it, specially with some help from some more...familiar bird species!
  130. Dec 02 21:36:08 »» Rosetta poke balls it after they chill and rest at the oasis~
  131. Dec 02 21:37:43 <~zoofman> Alright! First night passes...roll me another d100 each guys
  132. Dec 02 21:37:56 <Chase> 1d100
  133. Dec 02 21:37:57 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, 1d100: 21 [1d100=21]
  134. Dec 02 21:37:59 <Genevieve> 1d100
  135. Dec 02 21:38:00 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, 1d100: 8 [1d100=8]
  136. Dec 02 21:38:13 <Saryx> 1d100-20
  137. Dec 02 21:38:13 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, 1d100-20: 48 [1d100=68]
  138. Dec 02 21:39:34 <~zoofman> The Second Day. Things get a bit weirder.
  139. Dec 02 21:39:40 <Rosetta> 1d100
  140. Dec 02 21:39:40 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 1d100: 80 [1d100=80]
  141. Dec 02 21:41:01 <~zoofman> Early in the morning, you spot a Darumaka trying trying to steal the Cursed Pantsu. Lucha bird apprehends it, however.
  142. Dec 02 21:41:13 <Rosetta> h-hentai
  143. Dec 02 21:41:42 <Chase> "...what the hell?"
  144. Dec 02 21:42:08 <~zoofman> As you continue on your desert travels, you come across a more arid section of the desert - less sandy, more dry, brittle clay.
  145. Dec 02 21:43:02 <~zoofman> This stretches on for what seems like hours, and then it suddenly starts to rain. The stuff gets muddy really quick - but with Surt and some other Pokemon around it's easy for you guys to personally avoid it.
  146. Dec 02 21:44:14 <~zoofman> The muddy climate leads you to notice several Hippopotas, Onix, Sandshrews and Dunsparce that had been hiding out in the rough terrain.
  147. Dec 02 21:44:59 <Chase> "This ain't so bad." he remarks during the hike, looking out at the pokemon. Hnnngh, Hippopotas and Dunsparce. No, gotta stick to six pokemon.
  148. Dec 02 21:46:02 <~zoofman> Near the end of this day, you find shelter amongst a rock formation. It's home to quite a few Psychic Types. Natus hopping about, as well as Ralts and Chinglings. They seem...friendly enough.
  149. Dec 02 21:46:27 »» Rosetta lets Trilloby socialize with the other Natus!
  150. Dec 02 21:46:28 <~zoofman> Probably the weirdest damn thing you saw that night was a lone Dwebble sitting atop of the rock formation, in meditation.
  151. Dec 02 21:47:28 »» Chase lets Sibelius socialize too, why not.
  152. Dec 02 21:48:02 <~zoofman> Trilloby doesn't really get along well with the other Natus, but does seem to zen with the Dwebble.
  153. Dec 02 21:48:38 <Chase> (Is the thing with Sandseeker and psychic types common knowledge?)
  154. Dec 02 21:48:46 <~zoofman> Sibelius is a bit perplexed by these Psychic types being out here, and sits with them for the time being.
  155. Dec 02 21:48:53 <~zoofman> Pretty much, yes, Chase.
  156. Dec 02 21:49:29 »» Genevieve goes after dat Dunsparce.
  157. Dec 02 21:49:41 <Chase> If it's around the end of the day, may as well set up camp around the formation!
  158. Dec 02 21:49:41 <Saryx> "We kiiind of haven't hit the roughest part yet, though, Chase. We need to get closer to the city for that."
  159. Dec 02 21:49:52 <Chase> "It's rougher -closer- to the city?"
  160. Dec 02 21:50:01 <Rosetta> "What's it like when it gets rough?"
  161. Dec 02 21:51:26 <Saryx> "There's the giant hurricane of sand that's like a wall surrounding the city."
  162. Dec 02 21:51:46 <Rosetta> "Shiny."
  163. Dec 02 21:51:47 <Saryx> "We're gonna have to cross through that to get in."
  164. Dec 02 21:51:54 <Chase> "...man I really did nap during history."
  165. Dec 02 21:53:24 »» Chase glances over at Sibelius after they've made camp. Might be a bit of an enlightening experience for him! Anyway, he doesn't go after any pokemon tonight either. You know the drill with Chase now.
  166. Dec 02 21:53:25 <~zoofman> Gen has little issue befriending the Dunsparce! It's pretty sociable, for a...snake thing. Calm Nature, Level 25, Serene Grace and Rattled. It comes with Ancient Power, Magic Coat, and Trump Card.
  167. Dec 02 21:53:51 <Saryx> "And that's probably where the most dangerous things lurk, too."
  168. Dec 02 21:55:08 <~zoofman> Other than that, the night passes peacefully. Last set of d100's guys!
  169. Dec 02 21:55:16 <Chase> "Well, we'll be ready for it. We probably would be a lot worse off without your help here, Saryx."
  170. Dec 02 21:55:17 <Chase> 1d100
  171. Dec 02 21:55:18 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, 1d100: 13 [1d100=13]
  172. Dec 02 21:55:19 <Genevieve> 1d100
  173. Dec 02 21:55:20 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, 1d100: 14 [1d100=14]
  174. Dec 02 21:55:24 <Saryx> 1d100-20
  175. Dec 02 21:55:25 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, 1d100-20: 80 [1d100=100]
  176. Dec 02 21:55:32 <Rosetta> 1d100
  177. Dec 02 21:55:32 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 1d100: 93 [1d100=93]
  178. Dec 02 21:59:29 <~zoofman> The last day is when things got the oddest. Saryx wasn't kidding.
  179. Dec 02 21:59:58 <~zoofman> The Ralts, Chinglings and the Natus watch you guys head off again as you head back into the sandy region of the desert.
  180. Dec 02 22:00:23 <~zoofman> And before long, you do indeed come face-to-face with the sandstorm. It's like a giant wall in your way. Roll me Perception, guys.
  181. Dec 02 22:00:34 <Rosetta> 3d6+1
  182. Dec 02 22:00:36 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 3d6+1: 14 [3d6=4,6,3]
  183. Dec 02 22:00:44 <Saryx> 6d6+1
  184. Dec 02 22:00:45 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, 6d6+1: 18 [6d6=2,1,2,4,4,4]
  185. Dec 02 22:02:02 <Genevieve> 2d6+3
  186. Dec 02 22:02:02 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, 2d6+3: 10 [2d6=5,2]
  187. Dec 02 22:02:28 <Chase> 2d6-2
  188. Dec 02 22:02:29 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, 2d6-2: 1 [2d6=2,1]
  189. Dec 02 22:02:43 <Chase> "Can't see shit." he stares at the sandstorm.
  190. Dec 02 22:03:17 <~zoofman> Saryx knows what he's looking for, but Rosetta sees it too. A flashy light not far into the storm.
  191. Dec 02 22:03:43 <~zoofman> Saryx helped repair these and install them as a little part time job during his stay here!
  192. Dec 02 22:04:24 <Saryx> "There we go!" Saryx points at the flash of light. "That's our guide into the city!"
  193. Dec 02 22:05:05 <Chase> "I still don't see shit, but I'll take your word for it." he squints. "Lead on, man."
  194. Dec 02 22:06:09 <Saryx> Saryx stops to think a moment before leading them all through, though. ... Has he ever gone through the actual sand barrier?
  195. Dec 02 22:06:11 »» Rosetta was already floating that way out of curiosity. "Oh, that's cool. Like lighthouses."
  196. Dec 02 22:07:05 <Genevieve> "Is the storm always like this?"
  197. Dec 02 22:07:08 <~zoofman> Yes, Saryx.
  198. Dec 02 22:07:15 <~zoofman> It's rough but with the assistance of Pokemon like Surt, doable.
  199. Dec 02 22:08:02 <Saryx> "Yeah, the trail of lights leads two ways. One path to the city, and another to the Temple. ... But yeah, this sandstorm's always whirling around the city, Gen."
  200. Dec 02 22:09:11 <Chase> "Where we headed first, then? Into the city or go on ahead to the temple?"
  201. Dec 02 22:09:49 <~zoofman> Surt leads the way and you guys huddle along, trying your best to keep the sand out of your face. As you get closer to these lights, you notice what they are. Almost like what you'd expect at the North or South Pole, giant poles in the sand with glowy lights at the top - beacons to light your way.
  202. Dec 02 22:09:51 <Saryx> "We should head to the city first. We'll need to talk to Mr. Jenks before going there anyways!"
  203. Dec 02 22:10:00 <~zoofman> There's always at least one of them visible.
  204. Dec 02 22:10:00 <Genevieve> "Sounds fine to me."
  205. Dec 02 22:10:18 <Rosetta> "Probably a good idea to get some rest first anyway, yeah?"
  206. Dec 02 22:10:22 »» Chase keeps close to Surf, shielding his face with his hat.
  207. Dec 02 22:10:57 <Chase> "Pffff-" poor nigga can barely speak in this sandstorm so he just trudges on best he can, though he does get a look when he can at the beacons.
  208. Dec 02 22:12:33 <~zoofman> Roll me Perception again as you guys make progress through the storm.
  209. Dec 02 22:12:45 <Rosetta> 3d6+1
  210. Dec 02 22:12:45 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 3d6+1: 12 [3d6=1,4,6]
  211. Dec 02 22:12:46 <Saryx> Saryx has his Beartic Cloak on, so he's taking point since somehow that thing also is good for sandstorms! He's also got Vegr out for additional guidance. "Mhm! And wash up, too. Last thing we need to do is offend all the Keepers by walking up to their Shrine looking like royal messes!"
  212. Dec 02 22:13:01 <Saryx> 6d6+1+2 Spending one AP
  213. Dec 02 22:13:02 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, Spending one AP: 25 [6d6=3,6,5,1,1,6]
  214. Dec 02 22:13:38 <Chase> 2d6-2
  215. Dec 02 22:13:38 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, 2d6-2: 6 [2d6=2,6]
  216. Dec 02 22:14:50 <Genevieve> 2d6+3
  217. Dec 02 22:14:51 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, 2d6+3: 10 [2d6=3,4]
  218. Dec 02 22:15:46 <~zoofman> Saryx, you can tell at one point...something's not right. Something's shifting in the sand beneath you.
  219. Dec 02 22:17:04 <Saryx> Saryx raises a hand up, signaling the group to stop. "Hold up, guys! There's something moving down under us."
  220. Dec 02 22:18:03 »» Rosetta looks down from her place floating in the air. "Uh, do you know what it might be?" She takes out her phone just to make sure the FOV alarm isn't going off.
  221. Dec 02 22:18:34 <~zoofman> Actually, Rosetta. It Does.
  222. Dec 02 22:18:45 <~zoofman> Hell, it's -been- on, you just couldn't hear it in the sand storm!
  223. Dec 02 22:18:47 <Chase> "Shit, what now?" He holds his ground, huddling against Surt while he tries to get his bearings. Damn sandstorm.
  224. Dec 02 22:18:51 <~zoofman> Roll me Athletics, guys
  225. Dec 02 22:19:15 <Chase> 2d6+1 something I'm slightly better at but will still roll badly on!
  226. Dec 02 22:19:15 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, something I'm slightly better at but will still roll badly on!: 11 [2d6=5,5]
  227. Dec 02 22:19:16 <Rosetta> 3d6+5
  228. Dec 02 22:19:17 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 3d6+5: 21 [3d6=6,4,6]
  229. Dec 02 22:19:21 <Saryx> 4d6+2
  230. Dec 02 22:19:21 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, 4d6+2: 16 [4d6=6,1,2,5]
  231. Dec 02 22:19:39 <Genevieve> 2d6+1
  232. Dec 02 22:19:40 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, 2d6+1: 5 [2d6=1,3]
  233. Dec 02 22:19:54 <~zoofman> "WARNING - FIEND DETECTED - STORM AND NATURE AURAS"
  234. Dec 02 22:20:08 <~zoofman> That news comes a bit late, as a giant tail swoops out at you, hitting everyone but Rosetta.
  235. Dec 02 22:20:37 <Chase> "Aw shiiiii"
  236. Dec 02 22:20:54 <~zoofman> 3d6+40 Bulldoze, -1 Speed Stages to everyone but Rosetta.
  237. Dec 02 22:20:56 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, Bulldoze, -1 Speed Stages to everyone but Rosetta.: 51 [3d6=4,4,3]
  238. Dec 02 22:21:35 <~zoofman> Out from the sand climbs a giant...Scorupi. A giant brown Scorupi. It's easily twice Surt's size.
  239. Dec 02 22:21:48 <~zoofman> It clicks its claws at you, and screeches!
  240. Dec 02 22:22:02 <~zoofman> The sands around you are starting to shift...something else is coming.
  241. Dec 02 22:22:17 <Chase> "Fuuuuuck..." He tumbles and loses his footing for a moment.
  242. Dec 02 22:22:27 <~zoofman> Speeds, everyone!
  243. Dec 02 22:23:33 <Chase> He manages to throw out a pokeball for... hm, let's say Sibelius. He doesn't really know if this thing is still poison type or not but he needs screentime!
  244. Dec 02 22:23:45 <Chase> Sibelius 20, Chase 8 with speed modifiers
  245. Dec 02 22:23:50 <Rosetta> Rosetta 38, ZODIAC 10
  246. Dec 02 22:23:56 <Saryx> "Aaaauuuuuu..." Saryx stumbles back up to his feet, somewhat disoriented from the sneak attack on them. He's got 14 now. Vegr's got 20 and Surt 10.
  247. Dec 02 22:24:05 <Genevieve> Gen 17, Wheeler 3
  248. Dec 02 22:24:34 <Genevieve> 1d17 Hidden Power for Twisty Fate while I make this sheet
  249. Dec 02 22:24:34 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, Hidden Power for Twisty Fate while I make this sheet: 9 [1d17=9]
  250. Dec 02 22:28:02 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Rosetta > Sandrupi > Vegr > Sibelius > Gen > Sandrupi > Surt > ZODIAC > Trapinchesx2 > Chase > Sandrupi > Wheeler | https://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=c99UIQY5ORE
  251. Dec 02 22:28:19 <~zoofman> Two Trapinches, the same size as this Skorupi, spring up on either side of your group!
  252. Dec 02 22:28:20 <~zoofman> Rosetta!
  253. Dec 02 22:28:48 <Rosetta> Can I hit multiple targets with pass?
  254. Dec 02 22:28:54 <~zoofman> You cannot.
  255. Dec 02 22:29:00 <~zoofman> It's a triangle, you guys are in the middle.
  256. Dec 02 22:29:53 »» Rosetta leaps up toward the Scorupi's face, drawing her sickle and slashing across it with a boost of telekinesis to fling her through the air.
  257. Dec 02 22:29:54 <Rosetta> 1d20 slash
  258. Dec 02 22:29:54 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, slash: 4 [1d20=4]
  259. Dec 02 22:30:08 <~zoofman> Your blade clinks off its chitin.
  260. Dec 02 22:30:33 <Rosetta> "Tch, this thing's tough."
  261. Dec 02 22:30:52 <~zoofman> It sharpens its sandy claws and prepares for a nasty assault.
  262. Dec 02 22:31:04 <~zoofman> Hone Claws + Viscious!
  263. Dec 02 22:31:33 <~zoofman> It follows up by pouncing at ZODIAC with a Bug Bite!
  264. Dec 02 22:31:37 <~zoofman> 1d20+1
  265. Dec 02 22:31:38 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 1d20+1: 19 [1d20=18]
  266. Dec 02 22:32:05 <Rosetta> That hits.
  267. Dec 02 22:32:05 <~zoofman> 3d8+38
  268. Dec 02 22:32:07 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 3d8+38: 52 [3d8=1,6,7]
  269. Dec 02 22:32:32 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Rosetta > Sandrupi > Vegr > Sibelius > Gen > Sandrupi > Saryx > Surt > ZODIAC > Trapinchesx2 > Chase > Sandrupi > Wheeler | https://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=c99UIQY5ORE
  270. Dec 02 22:33:06 <Rosetta> ZODIAC's still up but looking pretty bad from the super-effective hit.
  271. Dec 02 22:33:24 <~zoofman> Vegr!
  272. Dec 02 22:33:36 <~zoofman> Keep in mind you guys are in a SANDSTORM!
  273. Dec 02 22:34:34 <Saryx> "We're gonna get messed up real bad if we all stay put in the middle here... Start splitting up, guys! Vegr, you're up!" He points to one of the Trapinch. She darts past, attempting to cleave right through it.
  274. Dec 02 22:34:40 <Saryx> 1d20 Leaf Blade
  275. Dec 02 22:34:40 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, Leaf Blade: 12 [1d20=12]
  276. Dec 02 22:34:56 <~zoofman> Hits!
  277. Dec 02 22:34:57 <Chase> 'Nnngh..."
  278. Dec 02 22:35:00 <Saryx> 3d10+36 Physical Grass Damage
  279. Dec 02 22:35:01 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, Physical Grass Damage: 59 [3d10=4,10,9]
  280. Dec 02 22:35:33 <~zoofman> She hits it hard but these things are hilariously bulky, given their size!
  281. Dec 02 22:35:37 <~zoofman> Sibelius!
  282. Dec 02 22:36:16 <Chase> "Knock the big one back with Psychic, Sib!" he calls out, trying not to get sand in his mouth.
  283. Dec 02 22:36:24 <Chase> 1d20 Psychic on Skorupi!
  284. Dec 02 22:36:25 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, Psychic on Skorupi!: 8 [1d20=8]
  285. Dec 02 22:36:55 <Chase> 3d12+10+25 if that hit!
  286. Dec 02 22:36:55 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, if that hit!: 58 [3d12=9,7,7]
  287. Dec 02 22:37:03 <~zoofman> It hits, but isn't as effective as you might have hoped for.
  288. Dec 02 22:37:12 <Chase> Goal is to push the skorupi AWAY from the group a bit!
  289. Dec 02 22:37:25 <~zoofman> That, he suceeds in at least.
  290. Dec 02 22:37:34 <~zoofman> Gen's up!
  291. Dec 02 22:37:42 <Chase> Sib teleports over a distance away from Surt and Chase, spreading out, too. (Moved)
  292. Dec 02 22:38:05 »» Genevieve touches her fingers to her lips - when she pulls them away, a little pink heart floats in the air. With a wink, she sends the heart spinning through the air at the uninjured Trapinch. "How about a little nap~?"
  293. Dec 02 22:38:10 <Genevieve> 1d20+1 Lovely Kiss AP
  294. Dec 02 22:38:11 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, Lovely Kiss AP: 2 [1d20=1]
  295. Dec 02 22:38:27 »» Rosetta flicks her wrist, and the air around Gen distorts and warps. Reroll!
  296. Dec 02 22:38:32 <Genevieve> 1d20+1
  297. Dec 02 22:38:33 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, 1d20+1: 16 [1d20=15]
  298. Dec 02 22:38:52 <~zoofman> It considers things, then flops onto its belly and starts to snooze.
  299. Dec 02 22:38:59 <~zoofman> Which would be cute if it wasn't twice the size of Surt.
  300. Dec 02 22:39:00 <Genevieve> Enfeebling Lips triggers and lowers the Trapinch's attack as Gen gets away from the other hostiles.
  301. Dec 02 22:39:24 <Rosetta> (the trapinch is that big too?)
  302. Dec 02 22:39:35 <~zoofman> Yes.
  303. Dec 02 22:39:39 <Rosetta> (oh whoops yeah I didn't read)
  304. Dec 02 22:40:45 <~zoofman> The Sandrupi starts to waddle back, firing spikes from its tail at Sibelius!
  305. Dec 02 22:40:52 <~zoofman> 1d20+1 Pin Missle
  306. Dec 02 22:40:54 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, Pin Missle: 11 [1d20=10]
  307. Dec 02 22:40:59 <~zoofman> 1d8
  308. Dec 02 22:40:59 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 1d8: 1 [1d8=1]
  309. Dec 02 22:41:17 <~zoofman> 1d8+5+38 lucky sob, that one.
  310. Dec 02 22:41:18 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, lucky sob, that one.: 49 [1d8=6]
  311. Dec 02 22:41:21 <~zoofman> Saryx!
  312. Dec 02 22:41:48 <Saryx> Saryx joins Vegr in the corner, whaling on the big 'pinch.
  313. Dec 02 22:41:55 <Saryx> 1d20 Needle Arm!
  314. Dec 02 22:41:56 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, Needle Arm!: 14 [1d20=14]
  315. Dec 02 22:42:10 <Saryx> 2d6+25 Physical damage
  316. Dec 02 22:42:11 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, Physical damage: 28 [2d6=1,2]
  317. Dec 02 22:42:20 <Saryx> ... Well... At least it's Grass?
  318. Dec 02 22:42:55 <~zoofman> The Trapinch looks...tickled.
  319. Dec 02 22:43:01 <~zoofman> ZODIAC!
  320. Dec 02 22:43:02 <Rosetta> ZODIAC floats over behind the Scorupi and spins around, unleashing a burst of ice all around it.
  321. Dec 02 22:43:06 <Rosetta> 1d20 hp ice
  322. Dec 02 22:43:06 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, hp ice: 6 [1d20=6]
  323. Dec 02 22:43:16 <Rosetta> 3d6+10+21 if that hits
  324. Dec 02 22:43:16 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, if that hits: 45 [3d6=5,5,4]
  325. Dec 02 22:43:20 <~zoofman> It shatters the attack midair with its tail, no dice.
  326. Dec 02 22:43:34 <~zoofman> The Trapinch that Saryx tickles starts to laugh and flail around. Rock Slide.
  327. Dec 02 22:43:38 <~zoofman> 1d20 on Saryx and Vegr.
  328. Dec 02 22:43:39 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, on Saryx and Vegr.: 13 [1d20=13]
  329. Dec 02 22:43:54 <~zoofman> 3d6+8+25
  330. Dec 02 22:43:55 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 3d6+8+25: 43 [3d6=5,4,1]
  331. Dec 02 22:44:07 <Chase> Not too lucky, that Pin Missle still packs a whallop on Sibelius-chan, almost KOing him!
  332. Dec 02 22:44:19 <~zoofman> (>Sibelius-chan)
  333. Dec 02 22:44:25 <Chase> (Domo said it first!)
  334. Dec 02 22:44:32 <Chase> (It was cute)
  335. Dec 02 22:44:35 <~zoofman> The other Trapinch...
  336. Dec 02 22:44:36 <~zoofman> 1d20
  337. Dec 02 22:44:36 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 1d20: 14 [1d20=14]
  338. Dec 02 22:44:37 <Saryx> Rocks fall. Neither Saryx nor Vegr dies. This is a shitty tabletop. ... Also, >not Sibi-chan
  339. Dec 02 22:44:41 <~zoofman> Continues to snooze!
  340. Dec 02 22:44:46 <~zoofman> Chase!
  341. Dec 02 22:46:25 <Chase> Chase sizes up the targets..
  342. Dec 02 22:47:01 <Chase> He focuses up an orb of aura in his hand and launches it unfailing at the Trapinch that rock slided!
  343. Dec 02 22:47:08 <Chase> 1d20 Aura Sphere crit check
  344. Dec 02 22:47:09 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, Aura Sphere crit check: 4 [1d20=4]
  345. Dec 02 22:47:31 <Chase> 3d12+10+33
  346. Dec 02 22:47:32 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, 3d12+10+33: 68 [3d12=12,9,4]
  347. Dec 02 22:48:04 <~zoofman> It's still got some fight in it!
  348. Dec 02 22:48:40 <~zoofman> The Sandrupi clicks its fangs and swings its tail at the lot of you!
  349. Dec 02 22:48:47 <~zoofman> 4d2 picking targets.
  350. Dec 02 22:48:48 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, picking targets.: 8 [4d2=2,2,2,2]
  351. Dec 02 22:48:53 <Chase> A couple more rounds of sandstorm won't be good for Sibelius!
  352. Dec 02 22:48:55 <Chase> ...oh fuck
  353. Dec 02 22:49:04 <~zoofman> 1d20+1 all your Pokemon fighting got hit olol
  354. Dec 02 22:49:05 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, all your Pokemon fighting got hit olol: 5 [1d20=4]
  355. Dec 02 22:49:12 <~zoofman> AC2, so maybe not!
  356. Dec 02 22:49:15 <Chase> GOOD THING SIB IS FAST
  357. Dec 02 22:49:25 <Genevieve> The tail just plinks off Wheeler.
  358. Dec 02 22:49:28 <~zoofman> 2d6+48 if that actually did hit any of them.
  359. Dec 02 22:49:28 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, if that actually did hit any of them.: 51 [2d6=1,2]
  360. Dec 02 22:49:31 <Rosetta> ZODIAC splits into a swarm of Unown and lets the tail slide between his parts!
  361. Dec 02 22:49:37 <~zoofman> Wheeler!
  362. Dec 02 22:49:53 <Genevieve> Wheeler turns to the injured Trapinch and twists DARKNESS around it.
  363. Dec 02 22:49:57 <Genevieve> 1d20 Nigh Shade
  364. Dec 02 22:49:58 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, Nigh Shade: 10 [1d20=10]
  365. Dec 02 22:50:02 <Genevieve> 40 Damage.
  366. Dec 02 22:50:17 <Genevieve> Then he casually walks up to the Skorupi and exerts his Pressure.
  367. Dec 02 22:50:31 <Saryx> Surt snorts at the Skorupi. She is not amused. And Vegr manages to not-quite-gracefully avoid it herself.
  368. Dec 02 22:50:32 <~zoofman> The injured Trapinch faints, sinking back into the sand!
  369. Dec 02 22:50:38 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Rosetta > Sandrupi > Vegr > Sibelius > Gen > Sandrupi > Saryx > Surt > ZODIAC > Trapinch > Chase > Sandrupi > Wheeler | https://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=c99UIQY5ORE
  370. Dec 02 22:51:11 <~zoofman> Wheeler, once again, wupping ass and taking names.
  371. Dec 02 22:51:47 <~zoofman> Rosetta! You are up, however there are new combatents on the way - two Sigiliyphs, normal size, at your group's 3 and 9 O'Clock!
  372. Dec 02 22:51:57 »» Rosetta zips back up to the Skorupi, flipping forward as she brings her sickle down for a precise strike at a spot between its chitinous plating.
  373. Dec 02 22:52:00 <Chase> Sibelius is probably going to be down from sandstorm soon if nothing else!
  374. Dec 02 22:52:02 <Rosetta> 1d20 aerial ace check
  375. Dec 02 22:52:02 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, aerial ace check: 6 [1d20=6]
  376. Dec 02 22:52:04 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Rosetta > Sandrupi > Vegr > Sibelius > Gen > Sandrupi > Saryx > Sigilyph > Surt > ZODIAC > Trapinch > Chase > Sandrupi > Wheeler | https://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=c99UIQY5ORE
  377. Dec 02 22:52:13 <~zoofman> Still no dice, Rosetta.
  378. Dec 02 22:52:16 <Rosetta> 2d6+8+33 yeah fuck you dicemaid taste no-miss
  379. Dec 02 22:52:16 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, yeah fuck you dicemaid taste no-miss: 50 [2d6=4,5]
  380. Dec 02 22:52:21 <~zoofman> Oh righto olol
  381. Dec 02 22:52:40 <~zoofman> That's a pretty mean hit on it! Super Effective
  382. Dec 02 22:53:18 <~zoofman> It retorts by attempting to Poison Fang Rosetta!
  383. Dec 02 22:53:20 <~zoofman> 1d20+1
  384. Dec 02 22:53:21 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 1d20+1: 19 [1d20=18]
  385. Dec 02 22:53:39 »» Rosetta raises her shield to take the blow. Protect!
  386. Dec 02 22:53:51 <~zoofman> Rosetta avoids being badly Poisoned! Vegr!
  387. Dec 02 22:54:02 <Saryx> Leaving it to Surt this turn.
  388. Dec 02 22:54:40 <~zoofman> Sibelius!
  389. Dec 02 22:55:51 <Chase> Well, shit! What can he do at this point? The Kadabra is running out of options...
  390. Dec 02 22:55:58 <Genevieve> (Recover)
  391. Dec 02 22:56:32 <Chase> He could, but he'd probably go down pretty quick anyway... eh, sure. Recover!
  392. Dec 02 22:56:43 <Chase> Sibelius starts healing himself!
  393. Dec 02 22:57:06 <~zoofman> Gen!
  394. Dec 02 22:57:17 »» Genevieve keeps a grip on Shadowblade and watches. Delay!
  395. Dec 02 22:58:49 <~zoofman> Sandrupi pounces at Wheeler, Bite!
  396. Dec 02 22:58:51 <~zoofman> 1d20+1
  397. Dec 02 22:58:51 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 1d20+1: 7 [1d20=6]
  398. Dec 02 22:59:05 <Genevieve> Just barely.
  399. Dec 02 22:59:24 <~zoofman> 2d6+48 dark damage
  400. Dec 02 22:59:26 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, dark damage: 55 [2d6=2,5]
  401. Dec 02 22:59:29 <~zoofman> Saryx!
  402. Dec 02 23:01:15 <Saryx> Saryx' attention turns to the Skorupi, closing his eyes as he focuses for but a brief moment. Sudden Insight - Powering up Chase's Special Attack stat! Fluff incoming following Surt's attack.
  403. Dec 02 23:01:26 <Saryx> Err, wait... Sigilyphs there.
  404. Dec 02 23:01:36 »» Chase is boosted with a sudden insight! He's not sure what's going on, but he likes it!
  405. Dec 02 23:02:05 <Chase> Or uh, whatever Saryx fluffs it with! Sorry. :3c
  406. Dec 02 23:02:14 <~zoofman> The Sigi's set up Reflect and Light Screen!
  407. Dec 02 23:02:15 <~zoofman> So Surt's up
  408. Dec 02 23:03:05 <Saryx> As he opens his eyes, he briefly flares up with psionic energy. It coalesces into a singular ball of energy in his hand, which he then throws at Chase, empowering him as the rush of energy washes over hm.
  409. Dec 02 23:03:23 <Chase> "...whoa!"
  410. Dec 02 23:04:13 <Saryx> As per Surt, well... "You know the drill, Surt! Burn it!" Prime Fury triggers as Surt charges at the Skorupi, a trail of flames following her mad dash.
  411. Dec 02 23:04:25 <Saryx> 1d20 AC4, Fire-type Struggle Attack
  412. Dec 02 23:04:26 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, AC4, Fire-type Struggle Attack: 11 [1d20=11]
  413. Dec 02 23:04:44 <~zoofman> The Reflect softens the blow a bit, but it hits.
  414. Dec 02 23:04:52 <Saryx> 1d8+37 Physical Fire damage
  415. Dec 02 23:04:52 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, Physical Fire damage: 44 [1d8=7]
  416. Dec 02 23:05:33 <~zoofman> The Skorupi doesn't seem super hurt, if only due to the pscionic shielding you have come to utilize a lot yourself!
  417. Dec 02 23:05:39 <~zoofman> 1d20 sleepinch
  418. Dec 02 23:05:40 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, sleepinch: 4 [1d20=4]
  419. Dec 02 23:05:43 <~zoofman> Snoozes. Chase!
  420. Dec 02 23:05:45 »» Chase blasts a GHOST PULSE at one of the Sigilyphs!
  421. Dec 02 23:06:02 <Chase> 1d20
  422. Dec 02 23:06:02 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, 1d20: 7 [1d20=7]
  423. Dec 02 23:06:38 <~zoofman> Hits!
  424. Dec 02 23:06:44 <Chase> 3d6+8+41 ghost damage!
  425. Dec 02 23:06:45 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, ghost damage!: 60 [3d6=3,6,2]
  426. Dec 02 23:07:16 <~zoofman> The attack - which looked like it about missed, just barely pops one in the face - the Light Screen helps a little, though!
  427. Dec 02 23:08:01 <~zoofman> The Skorupi turns its attention on Rosetta and Surt, and slams its pincers to the sand! Bulldoze!
  428. Dec 02 23:08:02 <~zoofman> 1d20
  429. Dec 02 23:08:03 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 1d20: 18 [1d20=18]
  430. Dec 02 23:08:15 »» Rosetta is immune to ground attacks!
  431. Dec 02 23:08:33 <~zoofman> 3d6+48 Surt loses a speed stage!
  432. Dec 02 23:08:33 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, Surt loses a speed stage!: 58 [3d6=5,3,2]
  433. Dec 02 23:08:41 <~zoofman> Which...doesn't do anything for her turn order.
  434. Dec 02 23:08:44 <~zoofman> Wheeler!
  435. Dec 02 23:09:00 »» Rosetta easily floats above the shock wave, even as she's steadying herself from shielding against the fang attack.
  436. Dec 02 23:09:06 <Genevieve> Wheeler hauls off and throws a fiery fist at the Skorupi
  437. Dec 02 23:09:11 <Genevieve> 1d20 AC2
  438. Dec 02 23:09:12 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, AC2: 13 [1d20=13]
  439. Dec 02 23:09:16 <~zoofman> Hits!
  440. Dec 02 23:09:22 <Genevieve> 3d12+10+20 Fire Phys
  441. Dec 02 23:09:23 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, Fire Phys: 40 [3d12=5,4,1]
  442. Dec 02 23:10:07 <~zoofman> It takes the hit and winces - no Reflect on this one.
  443. Dec 02 23:10:16 <~zoofman> Rosetta's turn again, but another combatent appears, rising from the sand!
  444. Dec 02 23:10:22 <Genevieve> NOPE
  445. Dec 02 23:10:25 »» Genevieve delayed her turn.
  446. Dec 02 23:10:37 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Rosetta > Sandrupi > Vegr > Sibelius > Gen > Sandrupi > Saryx > Solrock + Sigilyphx2 > Surt > ZODIAC > Trapinch > Chase > Sandrupi > Wheeler | https://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=c99UIQY5ORE
  447. Dec 02 23:10:43 <~zoofman> Oh, right!
  448. Dec 02 23:10:47 <~zoofman> Gen's turn first
  449. Dec 02 23:10:49 »» Genevieve tosses a Super Potion at Surt.
  450. Dec 02 23:11:06 »» Rosetta is normally skipped from Protect, but she multitasks! She spins in the air, lashing out at the air around her with her chain and creating a whirlwind. Jagged Wind!
  451. Dec 02 23:11:07 <Genevieve> 5d6+3 and add this to it
  452. Dec 02 23:11:07 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, and add this to it: 20 [5d6=2,1,4,4,6]
  453. Dec 02 23:11:40 <Saryx> And she's quite relieved, at that~ She took massive damage from that last hit. Brought up back to as full as injuries permit.
  454. Dec 02 23:12:55 <~zoofman> Sandrupi turns its attention away from Rosetta and Surt, and goes to attack Vegr! Poison Fang!
  455. Dec 02 23:12:56 <~zoofman> 1d20
  456. Dec 02 23:12:58 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 1d20: 14 [1d20=14]
  457. Dec 02 23:13:05 <~zoofman> 3d6+48
  458. Dec 02 23:13:06 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 3d6+48: 59 [3d6=3,2,6]
  459. Dec 02 23:13:12 <~zoofman> Sibelius!
  460. Dec 02 23:13:21 <Rosetta> (Wait, did ZODIAC get skipped after Surt last turn?)
  461. Dec 02 23:13:47 <Rosetta> (I'm not used to having pokemon that late in the initiative order anymore :P)
  462. Dec 02 23:13:55 <~zoofman> (I think he may have, yes.)
  463. Dec 02 23:13:59 <~zoofman> (go ahead and take his action)
  464. Dec 02 23:14:12 <Rosetta> 1d20 ZODIAC launches hidden power water at the dumb scorupi
  465. Dec 02 23:14:13 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, ZODIAC launches hidden power water at the dumb scorupi: 12 [1d20=12]
  466. Dec 02 23:14:19 <Rosetta> 3d6+10+21
  467. Dec 02 23:14:19 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 3d6+10+21: 41 [3d6=3,5,2]
  468. Dec 02 23:14:38 <~zoofman> Little by little, you're whittling the monster down!
  469. Dec 02 23:15:32 <Saryx> Vegr... Is steamrolled over.
  470. Dec 02 23:15:51 <Chase> I think you said something about another combatant?
  471. Dec 02 23:16:02 <Rosetta> The Solrock in the initiative.
  472. Dec 02 23:16:34 <Chase> (Was just expecting something more, I guess. No biggie. Sib's turn, t hen?)
  473. Dec 02 23:16:59 <~zoofman> Yes.
  474. Dec 02 23:17:20 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Rosetta > Sandrupi > Sibelius > Gen > Sandrupi > Saryx > Solrock + Sigilyphx2 > Surt > ZODIAC > Trapinch > Chase > Sandrupi > Wheeler | https://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=c99UIQY5ORE
  475. Dec 02 23:19:04 <Chase> Sibelius throws another Psychic at the Skorupi himself! Sheez, maybe he should guard split or something with this thing's apparent bulk.
  476. Dec 02 23:19:23 <Chase> He concentrates... goddamn hard with a hangover, and tosses out psychic force! Maybe it isn't NVE at least?
  477. Dec 02 23:19:25 <Chase> 1d20 PSYCHIC
  478. Dec 02 23:19:26 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, PSYCHIC: 16 [1d20=16]
  479. Dec 02 23:19:33 <Chase> Headaches ALWAYS power up psychic powers!
  480. Dec 02 23:19:50 <Chase> 3d12+10+25
  481. Dec 02 23:19:50 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, 3d12+10+25: 62 [3d12=7,10,10]
  482. Dec 02 23:20:21 <~zoofman> Doesn't hurt much, but you knock it back some!
  483. Dec 02 23:20:44 <Chase> And the sandstorm deals another injury to poor Sib.
  484. Dec 02 23:20:48 »» Genevieve Delays a second time.
  485. Dec 02 23:21:09 <~zoofman> The Sandrupi retorts the same way he did last time, Pin Missles at Sibelius
  486. Dec 02 23:21:11 <~zoofman> 1d20+1
  487. Dec 02 23:21:11 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 1d20+1: 13 [1d20=12]
  488. Dec 02 23:21:13 <~zoofman> 1d8
  489. Dec 02 23:21:14 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 1d8: 8 [1d8=8]
  490. Dec 02 23:21:29 <~zoofman> 4d10+15+38 bug damage
  491. Dec 02 23:21:29 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, bug damage: 60 [4d10=2,3,1,1]
  492. Dec 02 23:21:58 <Chase> WELP, there goes the Kadabra! Probably not worth the teleport, honestly. You did good though!
  493. Dec 02 23:22:09 <Chase> "Dammit! Sorry, Sibelius!"
  494. Dec 02 23:22:13 »» Chase returns him!
  495. Dec 02 23:22:36 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Rosetta > Sandrupi > Gen > Sandrupi > Saryx > Solrock + Sigilyphx2 > Surt > ZODIAC > Trapinch > Chase > Sandrupi > Wheeler | https://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=c99UIQY5ORE
  496. Dec 02 23:22:38 <~zoofman> Saryx!
  497. Dec 02 23:24:11 <Saryx> Considering what happened to Sibelius just now, Saryx moves at least close enough he can cover the rest of his teammates before empowering Rosetta similarly as he did Chase for Attack.
  498. Dec 02 23:24:49 <Chase> "What the hell do this thing's auras even do??"
  499. Dec 02 23:26:27 <Rosetta> "Whoa, rad." Rosetta mutters even as she concentrates on maintaining her whirlwind.
  500. Dec 02 23:27:00 <Saryx> "Iiidunno... But the thing said it's got Storm and Nature auras?" He tries to think on that a moment. "... Maaan, how old do you think this thing is? It's possible it might be what's responsible for the Sandstorm always cloaking Sandseeker..."
  501. Dec 02 23:27:48 <Genevieve> "Less talking, more hitting!"
  502. Dec 02 23:28:53 <Saryx> Saryx pauses shortly after his second burst of insight, though. "... It's using its power to draw all the other Pokemon around to help it, though! We gotta actually focus that thing down or the whole desert will be on us soon enough! And we're not taking 'em out any fast enough--We'll get completely swarmed!"
  503. Dec 02 23:29:14 <Chase> "Fuck! Alright, got it!"
  504. Dec 02 23:29:29 <~zoofman> The Solrock tosses rocks Rosetta's way, Smack Down.
  505. Dec 02 23:29:29 <Genevieve> "Like I said!"
  506. Dec 02 23:29:30 <~zoofman> 1d20
  507. Dec 02 23:29:32 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 1d20: 7 [1d20=7]
  508. Dec 02 23:29:35 <~zoofman> Misses!
  509. Dec 02 23:29:35 <Rosetta> Misses!
  510. Dec 02 23:29:52 <~zoofman> The sigi's use Hypnosis on Surt and Wheeler!
  511. Dec 02 23:29:56 <~zoofman> 2d20 Surt, Wheeler
  512. Dec 02 23:29:57 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, Surt, Wheeler: 22 [2d20=2,20]
  513. Dec 02 23:30:03 <~zoofman> Wheeler is CRITICALLY ASLEEP.
  514. Dec 02 23:30:04 <DiceMaid-9001> 40/m/mom's basement
  515. Dec 02 23:30:12 <~zoofman> Surt's up!
  516. Dec 02 23:30:55 <Saryx> "Fire, Surt!" The behemoth circles around to not set Rosetta ablaze, then looses a scorching heat wave over it.
  517. Dec 02 23:31:21 <Saryx> 1d20+2 Spending more AP (That makes 4 so far spent)
  518. Dec 02 23:31:22 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, Spending more AP (That makes 4 so far spent): 13 [1d20=11]
  519. Dec 02 23:31:43 <Saryx> 4d10+42 Expecting a Screen dropped
  520. Dec 02 23:31:44 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, Expecting a Screen dropped: 66 [4d10=8,3,6,7]
  521. Dec 02 23:33:11 <~zoofman> A Screen is indee dropped!
  522. Dec 02 23:33:27 <~zoofman> ZODIAC's up!
  523. Dec 02 23:33:47 <~zoofman> The Sandrupi's looking like it's going to start having a rough time handling these Super Effective blows.
  524. Dec 02 23:33:57 <Rosetta> ZODIAC's about to go down from the sandstorm but unleashes one final attack first, another burst of ice at the Skorupi.
  525. Dec 02 23:33:59 <Rosetta> 1d20 hp ice
  526. Dec 02 23:34:00 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, hp ice: 18 [1d20=18]
  527. Dec 02 23:34:06 <Rosetta> 3d6+10+21
  528. Dec 02 23:34:07 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 3d6+10+21: 43 [3d6=1,6,5]
  529. Dec 02 23:34:18 <Rosetta> (and ZODIAC goes down at the start of next turn from sandstorm damage - should I declare my switch now?)
  530. Dec 02 23:34:32 <Genevieve> (Yeah, I'm not gonna save him)
  531. Dec 02 23:35:53 <~zoofman> Yes, go ahead and declare your switch.
  532. Dec 02 23:35:59 <~zoofman> 1d20 the twapinch
  533. Dec 02 23:36:01 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, the twapinch: 1 [1d20=1]
  534. Dec 02 23:36:05 <~zoofman> Still snoozing. Chase!
  535. Dec 02 23:36:12 <Rosetta> Anima! Speed 15.
  536. Dec 02 23:37:30 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Rosetta > Sandrupi > Gen > Sandrupi > Anima > Saryx > Solrock + Sigilyphx2 > Surt > Trapinch > Chase > Sandrupi > Wheeler | https://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=c99UIQY5ORE
  537. Dec 02 23:37:48 »» Chase sends out Strauss, speed 22!
  538. Dec 02 23:38:18 »» Chase then grits his teeth and blasts another, weaker ghost pulse at Skorupi!
  539. Dec 02 23:38:19 <Chase> 1d20
  540. Dec 02 23:38:20 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, 1d20: 16 [1d20=16]
  541. Dec 02 23:38:29 <Chase> "Kick his ass, Strauss!"
  542. Dec 02 23:38:44 <Chase> 2d6+8+41 damage
  543. Dec 02 23:38:45 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, damage: 53 [2d6=3,1]
  544. Dec 02 23:39:49 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Rosetta > Sandrupi > Strauss > Gen > Sandrupi > Anima > Saryx > Solrock + Sigilyphx2 > Surt > Trapinch > Chase > Sandrupi > Wheeler | https://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=c99UIQY5ORE
  545. Dec 02 23:40:12 <~zoofman> Sandrupi goes for a Cross Poison on...
  546. Dec 02 23:40:14 <~zoofman> 4d2
  547. Dec 02 23:40:15 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 4d2: 6 [4d2=2,1,2,1]
  548. Dec 02 23:40:37 <~zoofman> 1d20+1 Anima, Saryx, Wheeler, Chase
  549. Dec 02 23:40:39 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, Anima, Saryx, Wheeler, Chase: 16 [1d20=15]
  550. Dec 02 23:40:44 <~zoofman> The good news is Wheeler wakes up!
  551. Dec 02 23:40:45 <Chase> "Aw fuck!"
  552. Dec 02 23:40:58 <~zoofman> 2d6+48 dmg
  553. Dec 02 23:40:59 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, dmg: 54 [2d6=3,3]
  554. Dec 02 23:41:20 »» Chase has gotten below 50% and taken an injury!
  555. Dec 02 23:41:34 <Rosetta> Anima takes the hit pretty well!
  556. Dec 02 23:42:10 <Genevieve> Wheeler huffs and puffs, but keeps throwing punches.
  557. Dec 02 23:42:14 <Genevieve> 1d20 Shadow Punch can't miss though
  558. Dec 02 23:42:15 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, Shadow Punch can't miss though: 11 [1d20=11]
  559. Dec 02 23:42:24 <Saryx> Saryx doesn't. That's an injury for him as well as it gashes into his arm.
  560. Dec 02 23:42:25 <Genevieve> 3d6+10+20 Ghost Phys on Skorupi
  561. Dec 02 23:42:25 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, Ghost Phys on Skorupi: 40 [3d6=6,1,3]
  562. Dec 02 23:43:18 »» Genevieve takes her turn, opening up a Great Ball and hurling it at the bug.
  563. Dec 02 23:43:21 <Genevieve> 1d20+1 AP
  564. Dec 02 23:43:22 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, AP: 11 [1d20=10]
  565. Dec 02 23:43:35 <Genevieve> 1d100-44
  566. Dec 02 23:43:35 <~zoofman> The Scorpion's chitin is starting to crack!
  567. Dec 02 23:43:36 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, 1d100-44: -24 [1d100=20]
  568. Dec 02 23:43:52 <Genevieve> "I've got you!"
  569. Dec 02 23:44:07 <~zoofman> It's not quite injured enough for that attempt to work, Gen! You get it in the ball, but it shatters before it can stop clicking.
  570. Dec 02 23:44:33 <~zoofman> This thing is -bulky-, it's taken your hits quite well.
  571. Dec 02 23:45:42 »» Rosetta whips her chain around in a wide arc and sends jagged blades of air at the Skorupi and the two Sigilyph.
  572. Dec 02 23:45:52 <~zoofman> Yet another combatent enters the fray!
  573. Dec 02 23:45:52 <Rosetta> 3#1d20 skorupi sig sig
  574. Dec 02 23:45:53 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, skorupi sig sig: 17 [1d20=17], 14 [1d20=14], 14 [1d20=14]
  575. Dec 02 23:46:00 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Rosetta > Sandrupi > Lunaton > Strauss > Gen > Sandrupi > Anima > Saryx > Solrock + Sigilyphx2 > Surt > Trapinch > Chase > Sandrupi > Wheeler | https://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=c99UIQY5ORE
  576. Dec 02 23:46:16 <Rosetta> 3#3d6+10+40 physical flying
  577. Dec 02 23:46:17 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, physical flying: 58 [3d6=2,5,1], 57 [3d6=1,2,4], 63 [3d6=5,2,6]
  578. Dec 02 23:46:48 <Chase> The large frog weaves back and forth as it sizes up the competition, waiting for an order from Chase. He's big, he's mean, and he's feeling nothin' in this sandstorm! He's fully in control and that eyebrow wagglin' under his headset just shows he's gonna fuck you up.
  579. Dec 02 23:46:48 <~zoofman> It's a pretty damned powerful attack! One of the Sigilyths goes down, another is pretty roughed up!
  580. Dec 02 23:46:59 <~zoofman> The Skorupi uses the last Reflect charge to lesson that blow.
  581. Dec 02 23:47:03 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Rosetta > Sandrupi > Lunaton > Strauss > Gen > Sandrupi > Anima > Saryx > Solrock + Sigilyph > Surt > Trapinch > Chase > Sandrupi > Wheeler | https://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=c99UIQY5ORE
  582. Dec 02 23:47:10 <Genevieve> He can't, Infiltrator
  583. Dec 02 23:47:14 <Rosetta> Infiltrator! No blessings allowed.
  584. Dec 02 23:47:20 <~zoofman> Aha - forgot that little tidbit.
  585. Dec 02 23:47:29 <~zoofman> He does, however, try to chomp yo ass again.
  586. Dec 02 23:47:32 <Rosetta> 1d20 and Rosetta multitasks a ball at the remaining sigilyph
  587. Dec 02 23:47:33 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, and Rosetta multitasks a ball at the remaining sigilyph: 19 [1d20=19]
  588. Dec 02 23:47:43 <Rosetta> 1d100-29
  589. Dec 02 23:47:43 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, 1d100-29: -12 [1d100=17]
  590. Dec 02 23:47:44 <~zoofman> 1d20+1 crunch.
  591. Dec 02 23:47:44 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, crunch.: 2 [1d20=1]
  592. Dec 02 23:47:48 <~zoofman> No chomp for him.
  593. Dec 02 23:47:53 <~zoofman> And hahaha yes, that works
  594. Dec 02 23:48:04 »» Rosetta ducks under the giant scorpion's maw.
  595. Dec 02 23:49:33 <~zoofman> 1d2
  596. Dec 02 23:49:34 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 1d2: 2 [1d2=2]
  597. Dec 02 23:50:09 <~zoofman> The Lunatone forsees the future! Future Sight!
  598. Dec 02 23:50:11 <~zoofman> Strauss!
  599. Dec 02 23:50:51 <Chase> "Strauss! Bring down the fuckin' storm! Give it your all! Hydro Pump!" (It's probably a good thing GIYA isn't a real thing anymore!)
  600. Dec 02 23:51:09 <Chase> Strauss swells up and there's a loud BOOM as he spits a torrent of water at the Skorupi!
  601. Dec 02 23:51:11 <Chase> 1d20 HYDRO PUMP
  602. Dec 02 23:51:11 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, HYDRO PUMP: 11 [1d20=11]
  603. Dec 02 23:51:31 <Chase> 5d10+20+20 water damage!
  604. Dec 02 23:51:32 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, water damage!: 69 [5d10=6,3,2,8,10]
  605. Dec 02 23:51:52 <~zoofman> Okay, THAT one gets the last Light Screen!
  606. Dec 02 23:52:03 <~zoofman> The Skorupi's getting pummeled now!
  607. Dec 02 23:52:05 <~zoofman> Gen!
  608. Dec 02 23:52:30 <Genevieve> 1d20+1 Basic Ball Skorupi
  609. Dec 02 23:52:32 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, Basic Ball Skorupi: 5 [1d20=4]
  610. Dec 02 23:52:39 <Genevieve> At least that one didn't break.
  611. Dec 02 23:52:52 <Rosetta> reroll!
  612. Dec 02 23:52:55 <Genevieve> 1d20+1
  613. Dec 02 23:52:56 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, 1d20+1: 5 [1d20=4]
  614. Dec 02 23:53:03 »» Genevieve thumbs up.
  615. Dec 02 23:53:07 <Rosetta> uhhh, last reroll!
  616. Dec 02 23:53:11 <Genevieve> 1d20+1
  617. Dec 02 23:53:12 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, 1d20+1: 2 [1d20=1]
  618. Dec 02 23:53:15 <Rosetta> dicemaid pls
  619. Dec 02 23:53:59 <~zoofman> The Skorupi deflects the ball back at you, then pounces at Saryx - Bug Bite
  620. Dec 02 23:54:00 <~zoofman> 1d20
  621. Dec 02 23:54:02 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 1d20: 4 [1d20=4]
  622. Dec 02 23:54:07 <~zoofman> Nada - Anima!
  623. Dec 02 23:54:30 <Saryx> He zwoops outta the way~
  624. Dec 02 23:54:50 <Saryx> ... Not, like, Rosetta type zwooping with Teleporty shenanigans, but... Y'know right?
  625. Dec 02 23:55:12 <Rosetta> Can Anima hit both the lunatone/solrock with a cone 2?
  626. Dec 02 23:55:50 <~zoofman> Yes.
  627. Dec 02 23:55:57 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: Rosetta > Sandrupi > Lunaton > Strauss > Gen > Sandrupi > Anima > Saryx > Solrock > Surt > Trapinch > Chase > Sandrupi > Wheeler | https://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=c99UIQY5ORE
  628. Dec 02 23:56:06 <Rosetta> Anima floats over and gives them an irritating buzz.
  629. Dec 02 23:56:07 <Rosetta> 1d20 bug buzz
  630. Dec 02 23:56:08 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, bug buzz: 5 [1d20=5]
  631. Dec 02 23:56:26 <Rosetta> 4d10+10+30 if that hits either ;o;
  632. Dec 02 23:56:27 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, if that hits either: 51 [4d10=5,1,2,3]
  633. Dec 02 23:56:32 <~zoofman> It does not.
  634. Dec 02 23:56:33 <~zoofman> They are rocks.
  635. Dec 02 23:56:38 <~zoofman> Saryx!
  636. Dec 02 23:57:48 <Saryx> Saryx... Still is useless, so he just further empowers Chase. +SpAtk again~
  637. Dec 02 23:58:09 <Saryx> In terms of Damage Dealing, anyways.
  638. Dec 02 23:58:14 <Chase> FWOOM
  639. Dec 02 23:58:17 »» Chase buffs up!
  640. Dec 02 23:58:38 <~zoofman> The Solrock looks at Anima
  641. Dec 02 23:58:42 <~zoofman> and chucks a rock at her.
  642. Dec 02 23:58:45 <~zoofman> 1d20 Rock Throw
  643. Dec 02 23:58:47 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, Rock Throw: 3 [1d20=3]
  644. Dec 02 23:58:55 <~zoofman> It's wiff city, ladies and gents.
  645. Dec 02 23:58:56 <~zoofman> Surt!
  646. Dec 02 23:59:49 <Saryx> Surt stomps the ground, and attempts to bury the Skorupi in rubble. Rock Slide!
  647. Dec 02 23:59:58 <Saryx> 1d20 Flinch? :>
  648. Dec 02 23:59:58 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, Flinch? :>: 2 [1d20=2]
  649. Dec 03 00:00:59 <~zoofman> Wiff city.
  650. Dec 03 00:01:05 <~zoofman> 1d20 is the trapinch still sleeping?
  651. Dec 03 00:01:08 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, is the trapinch still sleeping?: 16 [1d20=16]
  652. Dec 03 00:01:11 <~zoofman> It wakes up!
  653. Dec 03 00:01:24 <~zoofman> And chomps the closest thing to it. Which is Saryx.
  654. Dec 03 00:01:25 <~zoofman> 1d20
  655. Dec 03 00:01:27 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 1d20: 3 [1d20=3]
  656. Dec 03 00:01:33 <Rosetta> Wiff city
  657. Dec 03 00:01:34 <~zoofman> Okay maybe it just licks him instead.
  658. Dec 03 00:01:36 <~zoofman> Chase!
  659. Dec 03 00:01:42 <Saryx> Surt invites the Solrock to join her and Saryx in Wiff City. ... Or plans to, anyways, once Genevieve eventually balls that thing in the head.
  660. Dec 03 00:02:12 »» Chase slides through the sand and unleashes a powerful, wailing chord at the Skorupi! Screech Power Chord!
  661. Dec 03 00:02:19 <Chase> 1d20 SCREEEEEECH
  662. Dec 03 00:02:19 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, SCREEEEEECH: 7 [1d20=7]
  663. Dec 03 00:02:36 <Chase> oh dear, is that a whiff?
  664. Dec 03 00:02:43 <Chase> It is ac 4 unfortunately
  665. Dec 03 00:03:07 <~zoofman> That is also
  666. Dec 03 00:03:09 <~zoofman> off mark.
  667. Dec 03 00:03:31 <Chase> All this stupid sand makes it really hard to play guitar.
  668. Dec 03 00:03:34 <~zoofman> The Skorupi is tired of this and Night Slashes at...!
  669. Dec 03 00:03:41 <~zoofman> 1d20+1 you know what, I'm gonna do the accuracy check first.
  670. Dec 03 00:03:42 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, you know what, I'm gonna do the accuracy check first.: 17 [1d20=16]
  671. Dec 03 00:03:48 <~zoofman> Holy shit it hit something
  672. Dec 03 00:03:51 <~zoofman> 2d4
  673. Dec 03 00:03:52 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 2d4: 4 [2d4=3,1]
  674. Dec 03 00:03:55 <~zoofman> er
  675. Dec 03 00:03:57 <~zoofman> 4d2
  676. Dec 03 00:03:57 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 4d2: 7 [4d2=2,2,1,2]
  677. Dec 03 00:04:19 <~zoofman> Anima, Surt, Gen, Strauss
  678. Dec 03 00:04:41 <~zoofman> 2d6+48
  679. Dec 03 00:04:42 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 2d6+48: 57 [2d6=4,5]
  680. Dec 03 00:04:45 <~zoofman> Wheeler!
  681. Dec 03 00:05:00 <Genevieve> 1d20 AC2 I swear fo god
  682. Dec 03 00:05:01 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, AC2 I swear fo god: 15 [1d20=15]
  683. Dec 03 00:05:13 <Chase> Strauss takes the hit like a champ!
  684. Dec 03 00:05:14 <Genevieve> 3d12+10+20
  685. Dec 03 00:05:15 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, 3d12+10+20: 45 [3d12=6,3,6]
  686. Dec 03 00:05:22 <Rosetta> Anima's looking pretty shaky now.
  687. Dec 03 00:05:25 <Genevieve> Wheeler SHORYUKENs the Skorupi.
  688. Dec 03 00:06:07 <~zoofman> The Skorp's -finally- looking quite injured.
  689. Dec 03 00:06:11 <~zoofman> Rosetta!
  690. Dec 03 00:06:25 <~zoofman> While it's her turn, Perception checks, everyone!
  691. Dec 03 00:06:38 <Genevieve> 2d6+3
  692. Dec 03 00:06:39 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, 2d6+3: 13 [2d6=6,4]
  693. Dec 03 00:06:45 <Rosetta> "Fuck, why won't you stay down?" Rosetta floats up above it and gets ready to zip down and plunge her sickle into it again.
  694. Dec 03 00:06:48 <Rosetta> 3d6+1 perception
  695. Dec 03 00:06:48 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, perception: 13 [3d6=2,5,5]
  696. Dec 03 00:06:51 <Rosetta> 1d20 aerial ace crit check
  697. Dec 03 00:06:53 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, aerial ace crit check: 11 [1d20=11]
  698. Dec 03 00:06:56 <Saryx> 6d6+1+2 (?) Waiting on a Rathalos or something to spawn
  699. Dec 03 00:06:57 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, (?) Waiting on a Rathalos or something to spawn: 24 [6d6=3,5,6,2,2,3]
  700. Dec 03 00:07:08 <Rosetta> 2d6+8+40 pls die
  701. Dec 03 00:07:09 <DiceMaid-9001> Rosetta, pls die: 55 [2d6=6,1]
  702. Dec 03 00:07:53 <Chase> 2d6-2 percep
  703. Dec 03 00:07:53 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, percep: 8 [2d6=5,5]
  704. Dec 03 00:08:01 <~zoofman> It not ded, but hurting.
  705. Dec 03 00:08:45 <~zoofman> Saryx sees a dark skinned man on a Donphan charging in your direction. The sand seems to part to either side of him and the creature. But anyway - Sandrupi's turn.
  706. Dec 03 00:08:52 <~zoofman> It turns to Rosetta, and tries to chomp again.
  707. Dec 03 00:08:54 <~zoofman> 1d20 Crunchu
  708. Dec 03 00:08:56 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, Crunchu: 8 [1d20=8]
  709. Dec 03 00:09:00 <~zoofman> nope - Lunaton!
  710. Dec 03 00:09:13 <~zoofman> It's Future Sight goes off on Strauss!
  711. Dec 03 00:09:23 <~zoofman> 1d20
  712. Dec 03 00:09:23 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 1d20: 13 [1d20=13]
  713. Dec 03 00:09:33 <Chase> Wham!
  714. Dec 03 00:09:34 <~zoofman> 4d10+35 mind damage
  715. Dec 03 00:09:35 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, mind damage: 63 [4d10=4,7,10,7]
  716. Dec 03 00:09:56 <Chase> He's looking quite a bit more hurt now, but he's still up!
  717. Dec 03 00:10:00 <~zoofman> It also tries to Hypnosis Saryx.
  718. Dec 03 00:10:01 <~zoofman> 1d20
  719. Dec 03 00:10:02 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 1d20: 11 [1d20=11]
  720. Dec 03 00:10:12 <~zoofman> Strauss is up!
  721. Dec 03 00:10:44 <Saryx> "Hey... Hey guys, I think we got help coming our way!" He's hoping it's who he thinks it is, 'cause seriously who the fuck else would be out here in the middle of nowhere like this?!? He gets hype, aaand he gets knocked the fuck out.
  722. Dec 03 00:10:56 <Chase> Strauss gathers up all this sand around himself and draws up water from the deep, riding a current of muddy water over the Skorupi!
  723. Dec 03 00:11:00 <Chase> 1d20 MUDDY WATERRRR
  724. Dec 03 00:11:00 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, MUDDY WATERRRR: 14 [1d20=14]
  725. Dec 03 00:11:16 <Chase> 4d10+15+20
  726. Dec 03 00:11:17 <DiceMaid-9001> Chase, 4d10+15+20: 63 [4d10=9,2,7,10]
  727. Dec 03 00:11:35 <~zoofman> It's still hanging on by its last leg, Gen!
  728. Dec 03 00:11:51 <Genevieve> 1d20+1
  729. Dec 03 00:11:52 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, 1d20+1: 18 [1d20=17]
  730. Dec 03 00:12:09 <Genevieve> 1d100-44 Get Great Balled
  731. Dec 03 00:12:10 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, Get Great Balled: 49 [1d100=93]
  732. Dec 03 00:12:47 <~zoofman> Given this thing's at 30 HP, out of 500, that does it. It gets sucked up, and the ball clicks as the storm starts to lessen a bit...to the point it no longer hurts.
  733. Dec 03 00:13:20 <Chase> "Jebus." Chase and Strauss are both looking a bit roughed up.
  734. Dec 03 00:13:35 <Rosetta> "Nice work. Fucking finally."
  735. Dec 03 00:13:52 <Rosetta> Do the other wilds around still look hostile?
  736. Dec 03 00:15:41 <~zoofman> The Lunaton, and the Solrock, start to try to flee.
  737. Dec 03 00:15:56 <~zoofman> The Trapinch is pretty stupid, and loiters around licking Saryx.
  738. Dec 03 00:16:19 <Saryx> Oh God... This is gonna be a thing to be woken up to, isn't it?
  739. Dec 03 00:17:16 <~zoofman> As this all happens, the man on the Donphan approaches! It's...Not Mr. Jenks. You got no idea who this dude is. He looks Indian or Pakistani or something.
  740. Dec 03 00:17:34 »» Genevieve lets the space rocks go for now, she's too beat up to pursue.
  741. Dec 03 00:18:04 »» Chase shakes Saryx awake as this guy approaches.
  742. Dec 03 00:19:12 <~zoofman> The Donphan comes to an abrupt stop, and he slides off the trunk and lands in the sand with a dramatic pose. "Wow! That fight - was MIND BLASTING! Very good show! I am looking for an adventuring man like yourselves!"
  743. Dec 03 00:19:37 »» zoofman has changed the topic to: +3 Trainer Exp, and 800 Experience - no more than 400 to one thing!
  744. Dec 03 00:21:03 <Rosetta> "Uh, heya. Who're you?"
  745. Dec 03 00:21:17 <Chase> "Uhhh, thanks? It probably could have gone a lot better, but we did pretty good under the circumstances... You offering some kind of work or something? This is kind of an awkward place for it."
  746. Dec 03 00:22:01 <Saryx> Saryx is shaken back to, though smiling a bit and trying to not laugh as he's also being licked by a giant Trapinch that's probably easily triple his size or something. "H... Hey, stop that! That... That tickles~" And then he opens his eyes and oh God it's the giant Trapinch! ... He doesn't seem to mind once he gets past the initial shock factor, though, and plays with it
  747. Dec 03 00:22:02 <Saryx> while looking up at the guy now standing somewhat overhead. "... Maaan, I got distracted again during the fight again, didn't I?" Also looking up, he's... Well, he'd be more visibly disappoint if not for the Trapinch. "... And maaan you're not even Mr. Jenks!"
  748. Dec 03 00:22:05 «--- zooftop (zoofsama@sux-D2CC63B3.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) has Quit (Connection reset by peer)
  749. Dec 03 00:22:44 <Chase> "You were out for like fifteen seconds."
  750. Dec 03 00:22:49 <Genevieve> "Friend of yours?" She goes over to Wheeler to brush some dust out of his bandages.
  751. Dec 03 00:23:23 <~zoofman> "I, am Sandeep Reddy! And I have come to this Region for a test of passions!"
  752. Dec 03 00:23:51 <Saryx> "Iiiii..." Saryx stops to pause a moment. "... I don't think so? ... You don't happen to--" ... A pause.
  753. Dec 03 00:24:11 <Saryx> "... Nooo, he's definitely not from the temple in Sandseeker."
  754. Dec 03 00:24:26 <~zoofman> "Now, would any of you happen to know a Saryx Sylvestine? I was told he studied here! But the headmaster turn me away, shoo shoo."
  755. Dec 03 00:24:28 <Saryx> There's some 'ugh' in Saryx' voice.
  756. Dec 03 00:24:55 »» Genevieve points at Saryx.
  757. Dec 03 00:25:00 »» Chase points at Saryx.
  758. Dec 03 00:25:04 »» Rosetta points as well!
  759. Dec 03 00:25:53 <Saryx> "... Yeah, that's me down here..."
  760. Dec 03 00:27:06 <~zoofman> "Aha! FANTASTIC!" He does another stylish flourish and points at you, Saryx. "I challenge you to a test of strength!"
  761. Dec 03 00:27:37 <Saryx> "What?!?"
  762. Dec 03 00:27:39 »» Chase just blinks.
  763. Dec 03 00:28:36 <Saryx> "But... But this isn't even... What?!?!?"
  764. Dec 03 00:28:47 »» Chase looks at the man, then back at Saryx, then back at the man. "...well this is kind of awkward."
  765. Dec 03 00:28:51 <Rosetta> "Hey, you think you'd mind leting us all rest up before you start issuing challenges and stuff?"
  766. Dec 03 00:29:04 <Rosetta> "We kinda spent 3 days going through the desert before getting attacked by an FOV."
  767. Dec 03 00:29:31 <~zoofman> "Yes! A test! A challenge! A...dual!" He spins and kicks and punches the air in place. "Do you accept, or do you..." He stares at Rosetta, winding down.
  768. Dec 03 00:30:27 <Genevieve> "Does the temple have a Pokecenter or should we head towards town?" She seems to be ignoring the guy now.
  769. Dec 03 00:30:33 <Saryx> "Yeah, I... I'd really rather not. We've been out here three days and you just saw us in the middle of getting knocked around that wouldn't even be fair!"
  770. Dec 03 00:30:38 <Chase> "What is this all of a sudden anyway? Why're you wanting to duel Sayrx?"
  771. Dec 03 00:30:46 <~zoofman> "Hm. Very well! I still expect your answer now, Rival Saryx! But our dual, should you not concede, later, shall be!" Still with the fancy movements...
  772. Dec 03 00:31:02 <Saryx> Saryx is pretty fucking riled up and oh God no
  773. Dec 03 00:31:12 <Saryx> He's starting to spring himself up from beneath the Trapinch.
  774. Dec 03 00:31:27 <~zoofman> The Trapinch is fairly :3.
  775. Dec 03 00:31:33 <~zoofman> This desert appears to be full cuddly.
  776. Dec 03 00:31:51 <~zoofman> Or maybe it had something to do with Gen's kissu.
  777. Dec 03 00:31:59 <Saryx> Well, Saryx is more than ready to full on verbally interject.
  778. Dec 03 00:32:04 »» Genevieve rubs the Trapinch's snout.
  779. Dec 03 00:32:27 <Saryx> He's got the vocal power to drown out anything this guy can say.
  780. Dec 03 00:32:30 »» Chase has no idea what's with this guy
  781. Dec 03 00:32:42 <~zoofman> It makes the most disturbing cooing noise you've ever heard, as this thing is also, twice Surt's size.
  782. Dec 03 00:33:07 <~zoofman> Sandeep seems suddenly confused. "Did you not recieve Madam Fauxicore's missive?"
  783. Dec 03 00:33:21 <Genevieve> "Which Madam Fauxicore?"
  784. Dec 03 00:33:38 <Saryx> "Noooo we're not talking about that right now" he shouts out to drown him out.
  785. Dec 03 00:34:02 <Chase> "Ooookay, I think Saryx probably has some idea what's going on here. I'll just leave you guys to it..."
  786. Dec 03 00:34:15 <Rosetta> "Wait, the Fauxicores sent you?"
  787. Dec 03 00:34:29 <~zoofman> "The matriac-" Saryx talks over him. "Ah, so then you did?"
  788. Dec 03 00:34:51 <Saryx> "Fucking damnit" he looses a massive sigh.
  789. Dec 03 00:35:00 <Rosetta> "She didn't tell us about this."
  790. Dec 03 00:35:20 »» Chase just gives Saryx an odd look
  791. Dec 03 00:35:42 <Chase> "Tell you what guys-"
  792. Dec 03 00:36:21 <Chase> "How about we head into town, book up at the hotel, and Saryx and Sandy Reddeep here can settle whatever this all is in private."
  793. Dec 03 00:36:36 <~zoofman> "But the - ..." He seems very, very confused. "My friend! I must have come at a sour time! I shall return to ask again later this eve with gifts of curry and slurry!"
  794. Dec 03 00:36:43 <Genevieve> "Works for me."
  795. Dec 03 00:37:14 <Rosetta> "Yeah, sounds shiny."
  796. Dec 03 00:37:28 <Saryx> "... Yeah... You guys go on ahead... The lightposts will lead you all back to town." He points the way, and sends Surt as their guide.
  797. Dec 03 00:38:07 <~zoofman> The eccentric dancing Indian man seems confused for the moment if Saryx intends to stay here and them settle this now, or what, so he waits.
  798. Dec 03 00:38:23 »» Chase is confused, too, he was trying to cut Saryx a break here
  799. Dec 03 00:38:41 <Chase> But okay, whatever, he sticks close to Surt and starts to head towards town.
  800. Dec 03 00:38:46 »» Genevieve decides to at least give Saryx a spritz with a Super Potion if he's intent on staying.
  801. Dec 03 00:38:53 <Saryx> With any luck he'll have the Trapinch to take him back with. "We'll be following behind you guys, okay?"
  802. Dec 03 00:38:56 <Genevieve> 5d6+3 plus this many on top of it
  803. Dec 03 00:38:57 <DiceMaid-9001> Genevieve, plus this many on top of it: 21 [5d6=2,5,6,2,3]
  804. Dec 03 00:39:28 <Rosetta> "Uh, you sure you don't wanna come with and rest up?" Rosetta lets out Glissani and hops on her back for a relaxing glide into the town, assuming the winds aren't too harsh for her here.
  805. Dec 03 00:39:28 <Saryx> It's more just 'getting some distance for private talk' than anything.
  806. Dec 03 00:39:38 »» Chase goes on ahead!
  807. Dec 03 00:40:22 <~zoofman> The Trapinch seems curious about Surt, so it sits down and waits this out as well for now.
  808. Dec 03 00:40:23 <Saryx> "No, we're coming with... Just trailing behind so we can talk in private, hopefully not taking too long, and then power on ahead to catch up."
  809. Dec 03 00:40:47 <Rosetta> "Well, sure then."
  810. Dec 03 00:42:02 »» Genevieve follows after Chase with Wheeler in tow.
  811. Dec 03 00:42:20 <~zoofman> The three of you continue on - town's not far off now. Saryx clearly lagged behind you a bit, but not enough that you'd have to worry given you were just maybe, thirty minutes out.
  812. Dec 03 00:44:02 <~zoofman> The town is...about the size of Venomtalon, honestly. Built around an oasis, it's got a lot of palm trees, stone buildings, a big lake, and a large rectangular building towering over most of it. The most eccentric detail is probably the sandstorm wall - the town is at it's eye.
  813. Dec 03 00:44:15 <~zoofman> Saryx, Sandeep makes a pose and awaits your response.
  814. Dec 03 00:46:16 <Chase> "Guess this is one way to keep things safe. Wonder how they stand the sound of the wind all the time..."
  815. Dec 03 00:46:57 <Rosetta> "It's kinda cool actually, don't you think?"
  816. Dec 03 00:47:03 <Genevieve> "It's like anything else. Live around it long enough and it becomes background noise."
  817. Dec 03 00:47:16 <Saryx> Once Saryx has the distance he'd like, he starts up with Sandy, letting out a sigh. "... Maaan, that was close... I think... Listen, my friends, as far as I know, don't know about the thing Miss Yvonne's doing." He sounds really frustrated with Sandy. "And at the moment, I'd really rather they don't know about it anyt."
  818. Dec 03 00:47:26 <Chase> "You'd think it'd just start ringing in your ears after you left, though."
  819. Dec 03 00:47:29 <Saryx> about it any**
  820. Dec 03 00:48:21 <~zoofman> Sandeep scratches his head. "Why would you wish to hide the tale of our battle of love? This - this is NOT FANTASTIC!"
  821. Dec 03 00:49:05 <Genevieve> "Maybe. Like getting off an airplane."
  822. Dec 03 00:49:41 <Saryx> ". . ."
  823. Dec 03 00:50:02 <Saryx> Saryx removes his glasses and facepalms so hard it leaves a mark.
  824. Dec 03 00:50:49 »» Genevieve starts towards the Pokecenter. "Who should we ask about the Madam Fauxicore thing? Since Saryx isn't going to say anything."
  825. Dec 03 00:51:20 <~zoofman> "I, for one, hope your fisticuffs are not as weak as your passion for the Black Rose of the Isles!"
  826. Dec 03 00:51:22 <Rosetta> "Why don't we ask her ourselves? Or that Sandeep guy once we run into him later?"
  827. Dec 03 00:51:44 <Genevieve> "Which one are we figuring is Madam?"
  828. Dec 03 00:52:39 <Genevieve> "I mean, I'd never call Beatrice 'Madam', but if Yvonne wanted Saryx, I don't see why she wouldn't want all of us."
  829. Dec 03 00:53:06 <~zoofman> Well, saryx never did get his badge from that gym, Gen!
  830. Dec 03 00:53:33 <Genevieve> As if Gen keeps track of that.
  831. Dec 03 00:53:49 <Saryx> "Miss Yvonne's off her rocker, and you're riding the crazy train with her! I haven't even known Beatrice for a month--It's too early for me to even think we're stable enough together to think it's a good idea to tell people we started dating!"
  832. Dec 03 00:54:01 <Saryx> The volumeter's starting to scale up pretty high.
  833. Dec 03 00:54:38 <Rosetta> "I dunno, but maybe this has to do with the gym challenge? I say we ask Yvonne."
  834. Dec 03 00:55:15 »» Chase thinks about it.
  835. Dec 03 00:55:38 <Genevieve> "Oh, right. That."
  836. Dec 03 00:55:44 <~zoofman> "Me? Mad?" He hoffs, and pouts loudly. "My friend, the only thing mad about me is my LOVE! Oh - how I remember the day we met. And how she hexed me for my advances. Literally. I really liked that hat, too."
  837. Dec 03 00:55:50 <Chase> "Eh, that's probably it."
  838. Dec 03 00:56:19 <Genevieve> "I don't know why he'd be so ON EDGE about that though. But he's sort of a borderline personality all the time."
  839. Dec 03 00:56:23 <Saryx> Saryx' face is rapidly becoming redder and redder at his own doing. "Do you even realize how absurd you sound right now?!?"
  840. Dec 03 00:57:42 <Chase> "Maybe someone should talk to him about his overreacting."
  841. Dec 03 00:58:00 »» Rosetta shrugs. "Let's just get ourselves a room for now, yeah? We can set about our business once Saryx meets up with us."
  842. Dec 03 00:58:04 <Chase> "That's probably gonna have to be me again, huh?"
  843. Dec 03 00:58:06 »» Genevieve puts her hands on Chase's shoulders. "You're right, someone really should."
  844. Dec 03 00:58:07 <Chase> "Yeah, arright."
  845. Dec 03 00:58:08 <~zoofman> "My friend, my Visiwan...not very good. my fifth language!"
  846. Dec 03 00:58:11 »» Rosetta puts her finger on her nose.
  847. Dec 03 00:58:12 <~zoofman> "So, not really."'
  848. Dec 03 00:58:52 »» Chase just gives Gen a look. "Yeah, I figured."
  849. Dec 03 00:59:08 <~zoofman> Sitting at the center of the town, by the oasis, is a familiar face. Mr Jenks.
  850. Dec 03 00:59:25 <Saryx> "Then let me put this as clearly as I can. She put a curse on you!" He's speaking in the 'You are retarded' kind of tone now, with the pauses every two or three words, at most, to let it sink in. "She does. Not. Like you!"
  851. Dec 03 00:59:29 <~zoofman> He's laying next to his Camulrupt, which is napping, and reading a cutesy magical girl manga.
  852. Dec 03 01:01:07 <Saryx> ... If English is a freebie, he'll totally say that in English.
  853. Dec 03 01:03:14 <~zoofman> Sandeep seems so offended. "Wow. My friend, I cannot accept your harsh words. I...I feel compelled to strike you now, regardless of your stance on the matter! This trial shall prove my passion is true!"
  854. Dec 03 01:04:31 »» Genevieve waves as they get closer. "Hey, Jenks!"
  855. Dec 03 01:05:02 <~zoofman> Mr. Jenks looks up, and closes his manga. "Well, well, look what the storm dragged in. Ya'll look like hell."
  856. Dec 03 01:05:21 <~zoofman> "Bout as sandy as a Sandile."
  857. Dec 03 01:05:22 <Genevieve> "We got attacked by the Scorpion King and it ate Saryx."
  858. Dec 03 01:06:03 <Saryx> Saryx shakes his head, then raises his hand with a single finger pointed upwards. "One second." He hops off the Trapinch, and turns to face it. "Sorry, but I don't think you're gonna wanna see this." He offers a PokeBall to the Trapinch to hop in if it's so inclined.
  859. Dec 03 01:06:52 <~zoofman> The Trapinch chomps the ball, and swallows it.
  860. Dec 03 01:06:58 »» Chase shakes himself a bit. "Man, I got sand in places sand wasn't meant to be. What up, Mr. Jenks? Yeah, we got jumped by an FOV. Saryx is actually just hanging behind due to personal business."
  861. Dec 03 01:06:58 <~zoofman> ...And then glows as it's sucked into it.
  862. Dec 03 01:09:30 <~zoofman> Sandeep draws a punjabi sword from his waist and starts to chant and dance around! But Saryx would have the initiative here.
  863. Dec 03 01:10:16 <~zoofman> Mr. Jenks blinks. "Shoot. You ran into Ol' Sandy? And...he ate the kid?"
  864. Dec 03 01:10:33 »» Chase laughs. "Naw, Gen was exaggerating."
  865. Dec 03 01:10:36 <Rosetta> "No, he's fine."
  866. Dec 03 01:10:42 <Saryx> Saryx digs around in his cooler after scooping up Pinchy's ball. "I guess you came prepared for a fight, at least?" He shuffles around equipment some, swapping out the Fishing Rod for... Well, it's that.
  867. Dec 03 01:10:45 <Genevieve> "Well, we did run into it."
  868. Dec 03 01:10:52 <Genevieve> "And caught it."
  869. Dec 03 01:11:00 <Chase> "Worst Saryx got was put to sleep by one of the things it called. Actually, it's chilling in Gen's collection."
  870. Dec 03 01:11:12 <~zoofman> that?
  871. Dec 03 01:11:14 <Chase> "Girl is gonna depopulate Visiwa of Fiends at this rate."
  872. Dec 03 01:11:27 <Saryx> That. The Shock Collar.
  873. Dec 03 01:11:35 <Saryx> Bitch needs to be put in his place!
  874. Dec 03 01:11:43 <~zoofman> Oh. Well.
  875. Dec 03 01:11:48 <~zoofman> It's Saryx's turn!
  876. Dec 03 01:12:39 <Saryx> I have a horrible feeling this is going to end up horribly anti-climactic somehow, buuut... "You ready?" He at least asks before starting the fight.
  877. Dec 03 01:13:14 <~zoofman> Sandeep seems very confused what the shit that thing you're holding is, but assumes it's a whip, and charges at you with more singing and dancing and punjabing
  878. Dec 03 01:13:47 <~zoofman> Mr. Jenks: "Ol' Sandy always been a pain in the rear round here...bout time someone caught em. So what brings ya'll to Sandseeker?"
  879. Dec 03 01:13:55 <Saryx> He at least starts nice by swinging the Scepter for a Needle Arm strike.
  880. Dec 03 01:13:59 <Saryx> 1d20 Bonk!
  881. Dec 03 01:14:00 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, Bonk!: 14 [1d20=14]
  882. Dec 03 01:14:07 <~zoofman> Hits. Roll dmg.
  883. Dec 03 01:14:12 <Saryx> 2d6+25 Physical
  884. Dec 03 01:14:12 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, Physical: 30 [2d6=3,2]
  885. Dec 03 01:14:34 <~zoofman> Sandeep seems quite bonked, and swings his sword at you.
  886. Dec 03 01:14:36 <~zoofman> 1d20
  887. Dec 03 01:14:37 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 1d20: 20 [1d20=20]
  888. Dec 03 01:14:44 <Chase> "We're on a kind of supernatural scavenger hunt, among other things. We were gonna check out the temple. It goes back to the night Saryx ended up here."
  889. Dec 03 01:14:52 <Saryx> Well then.
  890. Dec 03 01:15:22 <~zoofman> 2d6+10
  891. Dec 03 01:15:24 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 2d6+10: 16 [2d6=5,1]
  892. Dec 03 01:15:27 <~zoofman> ...
  893. Dec 03 01:15:33 <~zoofman> That barely even hurt.
  894. Dec 03 01:15:39 <Saryx> Saryx wasn't even hurt.
  895. Dec 03 01:15:40 <~zoofman> Saryx's turn!
  896. Dec 03 01:16:08 <Saryx> I mean, obligatory 1 damage, but... "... Do you even know how to use that thing?!?"
  897. Dec 03 01:16:29 »» Aori_Radidjiu is now known as Aori_Radisleep
  898. Dec 03 01:16:39 <Saryx> There's no Feat that needs to be taken for Disarm checks, is there?
  899. Dec 03 01:16:48 <Saryx> To try and disarm someone, rather**
  900. Dec 03 01:17:56 <~zoofman> Nope.
  901. Dec 03 01:18:02 <Chase> "Long story and out here probably ain't the best place for going over it, but we probably -could- use your help. And Saryx had something he wanted to go over with you too, I think?"
  902. Dec 03 01:18:03 <~zoofman> Just gotta do a struggle attack with +3 to the accuracy roll
  903. Dec 03 01:18:27 <Saryx> Well, Saryx just takes a swing at Sandy's hand to knock the thing loose.
  904. Dec 03 01:18:35 <Saryx> 1d20+2 Spending another AP in hopes this doesn't mess up.
  905. Dec 03 01:18:35 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, Spending another AP in hopes this doesn't mess up.: 22 [1d20=20]
  906. Dec 03 01:18:48 <Saryx> 4d6+2 Opposed Combat Check
  907. Dec 03 01:18:48 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, Opposed Combat Check: 18 [4d6=6,3,1,6]
  908. Dec 03 01:18:57 <~zoofman> 1d6-2
  909. Dec 03 01:18:58 <DiceMaid-9001> zoofman, 1d6-2: 4 [1d6=6]
  910. Dec 03 01:19:00 <~zoofman> Weeeee, his punjabi sword gets bapped out of his hand.
  911. Dec 03 01:19:10 <~zoofman> "...Well, yes, but not for actual combat!"
  912. Dec 03 01:19:26 <~zoofman> Sandeep runs off to retrieve his sword, Saryx's turn again.
  913. Dec 03 01:19:33 <Saryx> Saryx lets loose a massive sigh. "... Can we just pretend that this never happened?!?"
  914. Dec 03 01:20:13 <~zoofman> "A man does not back down from his passion, once he begins!" Sandeep picks up the sword again and starts his dancing again.
  915. Dec 03 01:20:20 <Saryx> "I really don't want to have to explain why I have to lug an unconscious guy back to town."
  916. Dec 03 01:20:58 <Saryx> ... Saryx is not pleased in the slightest. He just tackles the crap out of him, and by God is that Collar going on him whether he likes it or not.
  917. Dec 03 01:21:14 <~zoofman> Mr. Jenks hrrrms. "Alright, can get ya'll set up with some rooms in the temple. Think ya'll need to freshen up some. Probably got sand in places you didn't know you could get sand."
  918. Dec 03 01:21:17 <Saryx> 1d20+10 Yes he's spending the rest of his AP to make sure that collar gets on.
  919. Dec 03 01:21:18 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, Yes he's spending the rest of his AP to make sure that collar gets on.: 27 [1d20=17]
  920. Dec 03 01:21:28 <~zoofman> Well, yes, that would do it.
  921. Dec 03 01:21:37 <~zoofman> Roll dmg for Shock
  922. Dec 03 01:22:00 <Rosetta> "Yeah, getting some rest would be great."
  923. Dec 03 01:22:04 <Saryx> 2d6+25
  924. Dec 03 01:22:05 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, 2d6+25: 28 [2d6=2,1]
  925. Dec 03 01:22:09 <Saryx> Bzzzap.
  926. Dec 03 01:22:15 <Saryx> Weird it's a DB6 move, though.
  927. Dec 03 01:22:20 <~zoofman> And Saryx knocks Sandeep, the Level 1 Coordinator unconcious.
  928. Dec 03 01:22:22 <Saryx> 1d20 Also a Paralyze check.
  929. Dec 03 01:22:22 <DiceMaid-9001> Saryx, Also a Paralyze check.: 5 [1d20=5]
  930. Dec 03 01:22:26 <~zoofman> Victory! Sorta.
  931. Dec 03 01:22:28 <~zoofman> ...
  932. Dec 03 01:22:42 <~zoofman> The Donphan and Surt exchange glances, very perplexed what the hell just happened.
  933. Dec 03 01:23:03 <Saryx> But Surt wasn't even there! ... Or did she come back to watch the shenanigans unfurl?
  934. Dec 03 01:23:31 <~zoofman> Oh, she went with the others? Then yeah just Sandeep's donphan is staring at you, perplexed.
  935. Dec 03 01:24:14 <Saryx> ". . . Maaan . . ." Saryx pulls out his phone and starts dialing as he picks up the unconscious dude and tosses him atop of the Donphan.
  936. Dec 03 01:24:40 <~zoofman> ...And that is where the zoofaration comes to a close for today, probably for everyone's sanity.
  937. Dec 03 01:24:51 <~zoofman> Saryx: 1. The World: 0
  938. Dec 03 01:24:56 <~zoofman> </session>
  939. Dec 03 01:25:02 <Saryx> He looks to the Donphan. "I'm real sorry you have to put up with this guy." He's totally calling Yvonne for what can be quite a truncated "Are you shitting me?!?" phone call.
  940. Dec 03 01:25:03 <Chase> Chase is pretty agreeable to Jenk's offer!
  941. Dec 03 01:26:26 <Saryx> Saryx patpats the Donphan, too, as he leads it back to town. This is gonna be awkward to explain to the guys later.
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  944. Dec 03 01:28:16 »» Chase is now known as Kain
  945. Dec 03 01:31:21 <Kain> 6d6+6+49
  946. Dec 03 01:31:21 <DiceMaid-9001> Kain, 6d6+6+49: 78 [6d6=2,1,6,6,3,5]
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