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- <DM> =QUEST CONTINUE=-
- <DM> *Recap! You're told the location of another Nayru's Love Shard and find it in a dungeon that appears to light itself from the walls. While the supposed owner of the dungeon is being distracted by Mido, you've been enjoying the gimmicks of Spirit Gems and have even stumbled upon a nice treasure chest left by someone by the name of Summer Night.*
- <Gurloz> 7h, 16m.
- <DM> *You're now heading in the room west of the main room is (the one with the energy distortion) in order to chase after... something.*
- * Ramsey is there. He just appears.
- <DM> *As you pass through the door, Gurloz, Darte and Shane mysteriously disappear in a flash of light, and in their place, Ramsey appears.*
- <DM> *Darte and Shane disappear
- <DM> ... that sentence didn't come out as well as I thought it did.
- <DM> *You end up in a room with a table in the middle. Spilled across the table appears to be magic residue from something, as if it was slobbered on there.*
- <Ramsey> "Ewww, someone has no table manners."
- <DM> *There's another door leading north from here that's slightly ajar, and a locked door leading west from here.*
- <Ramsey> "Well...time to walk around the room pressing X constantly."
- <DM> *There's also a mirror on the ceiling. From your position, you see the floor across from the table have the magic residue on it, but only through the mirror.*
- * BlueShell is now known as FourthWall
- * FourthWall has been broken.
- * DM places CJC in the FourthWall and then closes it back up.
- <DM> *As an ancient relic from the past is locked away, you hear the south wall shift slightly, as if logic started loudly complaining about Microsoft and Xbox One.*
- <DM> (CJC = ancient relic)
- * Ramsey starts walking the room, using take mechanics like he was playing Resident Evil.
- <DM> *Your spamming of the X button serves you no good as you walk around the room.*
- * Gurloz walks up to the northern door and takes a peek.
- <DM> *You look through the doorway to see a room with a treasure chest on the ceiling and a mirror in each corner.*
- <DM> $1d5
- <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4.
- <DM> *Through one of the mirrors, you briefly see a Wizzrobe walking through the room.*
- <Gurloz> "Hmm... .. Ramsey, watch over my body.."
- <DM> (BUT DON'T RAPE IT)
- * DM runs.
- * Gurloz kicks DM out the window.
- * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Gurloz (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in an adjacent building! «14,696»)
- * Ramsey looks in one of his reflection. "Okay you heard him, watch his body."
- * Gurloz uses his Spirit Gem to sever the ties between his soul and his body.
- * FourthWall is now known as Gurloz`s_Soul
- <DM> (so THAT'S what Gurloz's soul is made from!)
- * Gurloz 's body falls limp to the floor.
- * Ramsey goes over and sits down on Gurloz and starts eating from a pack of cashews.
- * Gurloz`s_Soul floats around the room, and examines the mirror on the ceiling.
- <DM> *The mirror starts rippling as your soul nears it.*
- * Gurloz passes through the mirror.
- * Gurloz`s_Soul swats his corpse as he passes through the mirror.
- <DM> lol
- <DM> *You pass through the mirror and end up in the same room you're in, except, of course, the mirror is now on the floor, and the "floor" is now on the ceiling.*
- <DM> *Looking around, the spirit complex ends in this room and doesn't continue through either of the west or north doors.*
- <DM> *However, where the table is on your side, you see a tile with a symbol on it. You recognize it to be a picture of Luekke.*
- <DM> *where the table is (on your side)
- * Gurloz`s_Soul !
- * Gurloz`s_Soul floats over to the tile.
- * Gurloz`s_Soul reaches out to it.
- <DM> *You touch the tile, but nothing happens. Instead, your hand slightly passes through the tile and hits the edge of the Spirit Complex, which feels like a vibrating barrier.*
- <DM> (A reminder - you two can hear each other)
- * Ramsey gets off of Gurloz's body and goes to check the green goo on the table.
- * Gurloz`s_Soul calls out to Darte, "Hey there, I've found something interesting.
- <Gurloz`s_Soul> "
- * DM face-palms.
- <DM> *DARTE MYSTERIOUSLY APPEARS... THEN DISAPPEARS.*
- * Gurloz`s_Soul face-palms
- <DM> (are you touching the goo?)
- * Ramsey looks up to the DM's question. "Maybe."
- * Gurloz`s_Soul calls out to Ramsey, "Check out the table, there appears to be something connected to Leukke on it."
- * Ramsey drops a cashew in the goo to see if anything happens.
- <DM> *The cashew is briefly engulfed by the goo before returning to normal. If anything, it just looks a little washed off.*
- * Ramsey picks up the goo cashew and eats it.
- <DM> *You feel your magic spike for a moment, but it returns to normal.*
- <Ramsey> "Huh...if only I had a stereotypically offensive Native American to talk to his goo and tell me what it is."
- * DM grabs shotgun.
- * Gurloz`s_Soul kicks DM out the window.
- * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Gurloz`s_Soul (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in the middle of a Civil War! «14,697»)
- <DM> (OH HEY, I'M PREPARED FOR THIS WAR!)
- * Gurloz kicks DM out the window.
- * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Gurloz (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in ...No, wait, you didn't land. You fell into a bottomless pit. «14,698»)
- * DM falls through the table. The table itself wobbles slightly as DM passes through it.
- * Ramsey sticks his finger in the goo and scoops up a glob.
- * Gurloz`s_Soul continues to look around for additional signs.
- <DM> (trying to bottle it?)
- <DM> *You scoop up the glob, and as you do, the top of the table seems to have uhh... nothing on it, asides from the goo.*
- <DM> *Suddenly, the northern door creaks open.*
- <DM> *Gurloz is able to a Wizzrobe pass right by Ramsey (through the mirror... which to him, is a looking glass).*
- <DM> *The door back to the main room opens for a bit and then closes.*
- * Gurloz`s_Soul is utterly confused.
- * Ramsey looks at the goo on his finger. "...Why do I suddenly want to eat it?"
- <Gurloz`s_Soul> "Gurloz is able to a Wizzrob pass..."
- <Gurloz`s_Soul> WHAT
- <DM> oh
- <DM> *Gurloz is able to SEE a Wizzrobe pass
- <DM> derp
- <Gurloz`s_Soul> "HEy Ramsey, check out the northern room. ... And if you can, leave the door open for me.
- * Ramsey heads toward the northern door...wiping the goo on his finger off on Gurloz's hair as he passed by.
- <DM> *Gurloz's corpse absorbs the goo through his hair, and Gurloz's Soul seems to recover 4 magic.*
- <Gurloz> 7h, 17m.
- <DM> *You (Ramsey) reach the northern door. It appears to be open.*
- * Ramsey pulls Mr. Slicey from his back and steps into the room.
- <DM> *You enter the room, and the door behind you closes and locks.*
- * Gurloz`s_Soul ". . ."
- <DM> *From the mirror realm, you (Gurloz) notice the spirit boundary change. You appear to be able to go to the room to the north now... as a soul.*
- * Ramsey looks behind him. "Well...f$%k."
- * Gurloz`s_Soul floats through the door to the north.
- <DM> *The entire floor briefly turns into a mirror as a Wizzrobe in green emerges from it. As the floor turns back to normal, the Wizzrobe disappears.*
- <DM> *From Gurloz's side, which is still above that room, he's able to see the Wizzrobe walk around the room. It appears to be avoiding Ramsey's gaze.*
- * Darte (~KenoguLab@c-76-28-207-252.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #zurpg
- <Darte> $recall
- <Gurloz`s_Soul> "Ramsey, from my vantage point, I see a Darte Board and a Wizzrobe in that room..
- <Ramsey> "A Darte board? What's the prize for a bullseye?"
- <DM> *Darte suddenly appears through one of the mirrors, as if he was thrown in by an unknown force... ala the Fourth Wall.*
- <DM> *The Wizzrobe appears to be charging blast of light in his hands and is aiming at Ramsey.*
- <Darte> $turns
- <Navi> Darte: Want to list the turn order? Get a battle started!
- <Gurloz`s_Soul> "The Wizzrobe appears to be hiding from your view, ... "BEHIND YOU!"
- <DM> *It fires!*
- <DM> *Due to Gurloz's warning, you're able to roll Courage to defend against this instead of Wisdom.*
- * X_X is now known as Wizzrobe
- <Ramsey> $29d10
- <Navi> Ramsey: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 2, 7, 1, 9, 3, 3, 4, 8, 5, 6, 7, 3, 5, 1, 6, 9, 3, 7, 3, 3, 3, 7, 3, 2, 9, 9, 6 and 2. Total: 143. Successes: 15.
- <Wizzrobe> $47d10
- <Navi> Wizzrobe: You rolled 47 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 4, 10, 8, 8, 4, 5, 2, 4, 8, 1, 3, 4, 5, 9, 8, 6, 10, 8, 3, 9, 2, 1, 8, 8, 1, 7, 6, 4, 10, 6, 10, 5, 3, 6, 7, 1, 9, 6, 9, 5, 3, 9, 6, 9 and 7. Total: 280. Successes: 35.
- <Wizzrobe> +4 successes
- * Ramsey looks to the results. "I call Hax..."
- <DM> 35 - 15 = 20 + 4 - 2 = 22 damage
- <Darte> o.o
- <DM> *The blast of light sends you flying backwards, but you manage to keep holding onto life.*
- <Ramsey> 2h
- <DM> *There is no spirit boundary between you (Gurloz's Soul) and the Wizzrobe. The Wizzrobe appears to be focused on Ramsey's near dead body.*
- <DM> (if you want to take a shot)
- * Darte steps into the room, seeing the scene unfold. In an instant, his bow is drawn and strung, arrow nocked and poised to aim at the Wizzrobe.
- * Gurloz`s_Soul tries Heaven's Silence.
- <Darte> (wait I can't see it can I)
- <Gurloz`s_Soul> $31d10
- <DM> (nope)
- <Navi> Gurloz`s_Soul: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 6, 2, 2, 9, 5, 9, 10, 8, 1, 5, 7, 9, 4, 6, 5, 6, 1, 9, 3, 5, 1, 5, 7, 9, 10, 3, 2, 5, 5 and 3. Total: 165. Successes: 22.
- <Darte> (lul)
- <Gurloz> 7h, 11m.
- * Darte does none of the above and instead stares stupidly at Ramsey's near-corpse.
- <DM> *A flash of light comes from the ceiling at Wizzrobe, and he's only able to roll at half the dice.*
- <Wizzrobe> !!!
- <Wizzrobe> $23d10
- <Navi> Wizzrobe: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 3, 1, 6, 4, 8, 6, 3, 10, 9, 1, 2, 1, 2, 2, 7, 7, 2, 2, 7, 3, 9 and 10. Total: 108. Successes: 12.
- <DM> -4 successes on Gurloz's attack
- <DM> *The beam of light hits the Wizzrobe, fazing him into the physical realm partially.*
- <Gurloz`s_Soul> 5 burn damage + Silence.
- <Wizzrobe> 5h, 18m | Silence
- <DM> stats - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-278.html
- * Wizzrobe is now known as Mirrorobe
- <DM> (yep, it's one of those dreaded things)
- <DM> (wow, light blast being an active skill helps out Mirrorobe, it can still shoot stuff it seems)
- <DM> *The whole floor turns into a mirror again. Everyone is able to see the Mirrorobe for what it is.*
- * Mirrorobe looks down at the mirrored floor and sees Gurloz's Soul hiding in the ceiling. He fires a blast of light at the mirror, which bounces off and aims at Gurloz's Soul! (Roll Wisdom)
- <Gurloz> $init 1d13
- <Navi> Gurloz: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
- * Ramsey rolls on the ground. "Pain...ow...pain."
- * Mirrorobe is blocked by $init roll and can't fire after all.
- <Gurloz`s_Soul> !!!
- <DM> *Another Wizzrobe phases in through the door, this one being blue.*
- * X__X is now known as BlueWizzrobe
- <DM> (stats up - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-278.html
- <Ramsey> "So...are we doing init rolls or...ow, spleen is currently in intestine."
- * DM throws initiative dice at everyone.
- <Mirrorobe> $init 1d10
- <Navi> Mirrorobe: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 9.
- <BlueWizzrobe> $init 1d10
- <Navi> BlueWizzrobe: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
- * DM pokes Ramsey and Darte with some $init dice.
- <Darte> $init 1d11
- <Navi> Darte: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
- <DM> o_O
- <Darte> :O
- <Gurloz> !!!
- <Ramsey> $init 1d10
- <Navi> Ramsey: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
- <DM> $init s
- <Navi> The Battle has started! Turn Order: Darte (10), Mirrorobe (9), Gurloz (8), Ramsey (7) and BlueWizzrobe (3).
- <DM> Bonus Turns: Darte
- <Darte> "Heh. Time to take them by surprise!"
- <DM> *Fyi, Heaven's Silence will end after your first turn, Gurloz.*
- * Darte draws his Zora Blades and dashes toward the BlueWizzrobe.
- <Darte> (Courage x 2)
- <Darte> $44d10
- <Navi> Darte: You rolled 44 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 3, 7, 10, 2, 2, 2, 2, 3, 6, 7, 6, 2, 1, 2, 9, 5, 1, 9, 8, 9, 4, 1, 5, 7, 7, 7, 8, 7, 4, 8, 10, 2, 6, 10, 1, 9, 6, 10, 3, 3, 8, 1 and 10. Total: 235. Successes: 30.
- * BlueWizzrobe tries to phase dodge the first one.
- <BlueWizzrobe> $34d10
- <Navi> BlueWizzrobe: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 3, 2, 5, 9, 1, 3, 7, 4, 2, 2, 10, 10, 1, 6, 10, 9, 2, 6, 1, 6, 8, 9, 1, 4, 5, 7, 10, 1, 4, 6, 3, 9 and 5. Total: 176. Successes: 23.
- * BlueWizzrobe fails and takes full damage.
- <Darte> Damage increased by one
- * Gurloz`s_Soul watches from the mirror realm as a Blue Wizzrobe gets owned.
- <BlueWizzrobe> 30 - 23 = 7 + 1 = 8 damage
- <BlueWizzrobe> 7h, ??m
- <Darte> $44d10
- <Navi> Darte: You rolled 44 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 10, 8, 4, 9, 2, 1, 6, 5, 6, 1, 10, 10, 7, 9, 9, 9, 2, 8, 1, 2, 2, 10, 2, 8, 2, 7, 8, 3, 9, 5, 7, 2, 9, 7, 3, 4, 4, 2, 10, 4, 8 and 6. Total: 247. Successes: 31.
- * BlueWizzrobe tries to phase dodge this one too.
- <BlueWizzrobe> $34d10
- <Navi> BlueWizzrobe: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 4, 10, 4, 1, 10, 5, 9, 1, 10, 3, 4, 7, 1, 3, 10, 3, 1, 8, 1, 2, 9, 1, 10, 6, 10, 1, 7, 7, 6, 9, 5 and 2. Total: 176. Successes: 24.
- * BlueWizzrobe fails yet again and succumbs to a flurry of slashes from Darte's wicked blades. It fades away, wondering why it existed in the first place. DM tells him, "It was for the experience. Good day, sir!"
- <BlueWizzrobe> $removeme
- <Navi> BlueWizzrobe has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Darte (10), Mirrorobe (9), Gurloz (8) and Ramsey (7).
- * BlueWizzrobe is now known as X__X
- <DM> *Bonus turn over*
- * Darte sheathes his Zora Blades, drawing his Bloody Edge instead.
- <DM> (by the way Darte, Blood Counter now only needs 10, not 15)
- * Darte fires a Waterlance at the Mirrorobe!
- <Darte> (wait, how do you bounce off mirrors?)
- <DM> (just say you're aiming at a mirror, and it'll bounce off and hit)
- <DM> (since we don't literally have a positioning system, I'm not gonna make you go out of your way to try and go "oh, gotta bounce it off this mirror in this spot")
- <Darte> (k. Mirror it is)
- <Darte> Darte fires an indirectly-bounced Waterlance at the Mirrorobe!
- <DM> $1d4
- <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
- <Darte> (Wisdom)
- <Darte> $33d10
- <Navi> Darte: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 10, 10, 10, 3, 1, 8, 2, 8, 9, 9, 2, 1, 10, 3, 1, 10, 2, 8, 5, 10, 3, 4, 2, 1, 9, 7, 8, 4, 10, 10, 9 and 1. Total: 192. Successes: 26.
- <Darte> (ignores damage reduction... don't think that matters here)
- * Mirrorobe is caught off guard, not expecting the mirror bounce and loses some dice trying to defend.
- <Mirrorobe> $35d10
- <Navi> Mirrorobe: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 9, 3, 3, 3, 1, 10, 7, 8, 3, 3, 3, 8, 10, 7, 4, 10, 3, 5, 8, 2, 5, 4, 9, 6, 8, 9, 1, 7, 3, 8, 6, 3, 1 and 10. Total: 199. Successes: 24.
- * Mirrorobe is hit!
- <Darte> (damage is halved)
- <Mirrorobe> 26 - 24 = 2/2 = 1 damage
- <Mirrorobe> 4h, 18m | Silence of the lambs
- <Darte> 20h2m (assuming no recovery since last session?)
- <DM> (none)
- <Darte> $endturn
- <Navi> Darte has ended their turn. Mirrorobe: It is your turn now.
- <Navi> Turn Order: Darte (10), Mirrorobe (9), Gurloz (8) and Ramsey (7).
- <Darte> "Aw snoot."
- * Mirrorobe returns the favor and blows up Darte with a Light Blast! (Roll Wisdom)
- <Mirrorobe> $47d10
- <Navi> Mirrorobe: You rolled 47 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 8, 9, 3, 8, 8, 9, 10, 3, 7, 10, 10, 6, 1, 1, 9, 1, 8, 5, 1, 5, 8, 4, 2, 7, 7, 3, 8, 5, 9, 1, 8, 4, 5, 2, 8, 4, 1, 9, 9, 2, 2, 3, 4, 2, 2 and 4. Total: 252. Successes: 29.
- <Mirrorobe> -1 success
- * DM pokes Darte.
- <Darte> $29d10
- <Navi> Darte: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 5, 10, 4, 7, 7, 10, 8, 1, 10, 4, 7, 8, 2, 10, 2, 9, 4, 2, 8, 2, 3, 10, 9, 6, 5, 7, 10 and 5. Total: 179. Successes: 25.
- * Darte wails piteously.
- <DM> 28 - 25 = 3 - 2 = 1 damage
- * Mirrorobe looks at its hands and wonders if it did something wrong that time.
- * Mirrorobe curses the soul hiding in the ceiling for silencing him.
- <Darte> 19h2m
- <Mirrorobe> 4h, 18m | AND THEN THERE WAS SILENCE
- * Gurloz`s_Soul snickers.
- <Mirrorobe> $endturn
- <Navi> Mirrorobe has ended their turn. Gurloz: It is your turn now.
- <Navi> Turn Order: Darte (10), Mirrorobe (9), Gurloz (8) and Ramsey (7).
- * Gurloz`s_Soul fires off another Heaven's Silence at the Mirrorobe! (Roll Wisdom!)'
- * DM tries calculating what would happen if Mirrorobe had Reverse Polarity affliction....
- <Gurloz`s_Soul> $13d10
- <Navi> Gurloz`s_Soul: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 4, 5, 3, 8, 6, 8, 6, 10, 9, 2, 7 and 6. Total: 80. Successes: 11.
- <Gurloz`s_Soul> ... holy fuc
- <Gurloz`s_Soul> k
- <DM> ... 13?
- <Gurloz`s_Soul> wrong as hell roll
- <DM> lol
- <Gurloz`s_Soul> $31d10
- <Navi> Gurloz`s_Soul: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 4, 2, 4, 5, 8, 6, 7, 3, 2, 6, 10, 10, 7, 6, 1, 9, 10, 2, 4, 9, 4, 4, 10, 1, 7, 4, 3, 9, 1 and 6. Total: 165. Successes: 20.
- <Mirrorobe> $1d4
- <Navi> Mirrorobe: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
- <Darte> (hahahahah)
- * Mirrorobe partially anticipates the attack this time, but it still loses a few dice.
- <Mirrorobe> $40d10
- <Navi> Mirrorobe: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 4, 8, 1, 9, 2, 2, 1, 1, 6, 8, 4, 4, 1, 10, 8, 10, 9, 2, 9, 5, 5, 3, 1, 6, 2, 1, 4, 7, 7, 7, 9, 6, 10, 10, 2, 8, 6, 8 and 1. Total: 209. Successes: 26.
- <DM> -4 sucecsses on Gurloz's roll
- * Gurloz`s_Soul blarghity.
- <Mirrorobe> -_o
- <Gurloz> 7h, 6m.
- <Gurloz> $endturn
- <Navi> Gurloz has ended their turn. Ramsey: It is your turn now.
- <Navi> Turn Order: Darte (10), Mirrorobe (9), Gurloz (8) and Ramsey (7).
- <Ramsey> "Oh god, still bleeding..." Ramsey manages to stand up and prepares to attack with Mr. Slicey. "Alright, I can do this..." (Courage)
- <DM> (For those of you wondering what use Too Manly has, in Spirit Mode vs. this guy, it'd be great)
- <Ramsey> $32d10
- <Navi> Ramsey: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 7, 7, 1, 3, 2, 1, 8, 2, 10, 7, 10, 5, 8, 7, 9, 8, 7, 5, 2, 9, 3, 8, 5, 2, 1, 4, 3, 9, 10, 8 and 4. Total: 177. Successes: 22.
- * Mirrorobe doesn't bother defending as Ramsey and his attack pass right through Mirrorobe.
- <Darte> "Mirrorobe is immune to physical damage."
- <Darte> ()
- <DM> Mirror Realm (Passive)
- <DM> Mirrorobe is immune to physical damage. Spell damage taken is halved.
- <DM> However, Mirrorobe takes full damage from all attacks inside of the Mirror Realm, ignoring damage reduction.
- <DM> Additionally, if an attack is bounced of a mirror and hits Mirrorobe, it will do full damage, but it won't ignore damage reduction.
- <DM> If there are not at least two mirrors in the room, Mirrorobe automatically retreats to a different room with two or more mirrors.
- * Mirrorobe laughs maniacally for a second before looking down and noticing blood stains on its robes.
- * Ramsey just bounces slightly on one foot then collapses. "Oh god, can taste brain matter..."
- <DM> *As Ramsey passed through Mirrorobe, his blood ended up staining on Mirrorobe, which is showing up in the physical realm.*
- <Mirrorobe> !!!
- <DM> (your attack was not in vain, after all)
- <DM> ($endturn?)
- <Ramsey> $endturn
- <Navi> Ramsey has ended their turn. Darte: It is your turn now.
- <Navi> Turn Order: Darte (10), Mirrorobe (9), Gurloz (8) and Ramsey (7).
- <Mirrorobe> 4h, 16m | Has blood on robe, causing it to be visible
- * Darte lifts his Bloody Edge high in the air and attempts to swing at the matching blood-patch in the air.
- <Darte> (d'oh repeating words why do I do that)
- <Darte> (I'M A FAILURE)
- <DM> lol
- <Darte> (roll courage)
- <Darte> $42d10
- <Navi> Darte: You rolled 42 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 5, 4, 5, 8, 8, 10, 3, 1, 2, 3, 6, 3, 6, 9, 4, 9, 2, 2, 8, 10, 3, 6, 5, 8, 9, 3, 10, 4, 3, 5, 9, 3, 3, 8, 4, 7, 2, 8, 8, 1 and 7. Total: 230. Successes: 27.
- <Darte> :/
- * Gurloz 's corpse, which is locked out of the room, afflicts Darte with Redundant Redundancy.
- <DM> *Your attack still passes straight through Mirrorobe, but the blood on the robe spreads.*
- * Mirrorobe starts feeling sick.
- * Darte stumbles past the Mirrorobe and trips over Ramsey's body, sprawling across the floor.
- <Darte> 19h2m
- <Darte> $endturn
- <Navi> Darte has ended their turn. Mirrorobe: It is your turn now.
- <Navi> Turn Order: Darte (10), Mirrorobe (9), Gurloz (8) and Ramsey (7).
- <Darte> "Snoot snoot."
- * Mirrorobe summons some mirrors as an extra support spell.
- <Darte> (Not to be confused with snoo snoo. Which is something entirely different, and likely deadlier.)
- <Mirrorobe> 4h, 7m | Blood on robe
- * Mirrorobe bounces Light Blast off of the artificial mirrors, gaining 6 successes, before the blasts end up aiming at Darte again! (Roll Wisdom)
- <Mirrorobe> $47d10
- <Navi> Mirrorobe: You rolled 47 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 7, 3, 7, 8, 3, 7, 8, 10, 5, 7, 6, 3, 5, 8, 8, 4, 7, 4, 10, 7, 6, 9, 4, 9, 4, 2, 8, 1, 7, 3, 3, 8, 8, 1, 4, 4, 9, 9, 5, 5, 5, 1, 10, 2, 4 and 10. Total: 271. Successes: 33.
- <Mirrorobe> +5 successes total
- <Darte> !! O.O !!
- <Darte> ;_;
- <Darte> $29d10
- <Navi> Darte: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 6, 5, 2, 3, 7, 2, 7, 7, 2, 6, 10, 8, 2, 6, 7, 9, 8, 7, 7, 8, 10, 1, 10, 7, 2, 10, 9 and 4. Total: 181. Successes: 25.
- <DM> 38 - 25 = 13 - 2 = 11 damage
- <Darte> ;____;
- <Darte> 8h2m
- * Mirrorobe blasts Darte away before going back to feeling sick again.
- <Darte> (don't some mirrors break now?)
- <Mirrorobe> 4h, 5m | Blood on robe and feeling sick, -7 dice when defending | +4 damage reduction from artificial mirrors
- <DM> (right)
- <DM> (not yet, requires 2 attacks bouncing off the artificial ones)
- <DM> *The standard mirrors in the room in the corners appear to be perfectly fine.*
- <DM> *The ones summoned by Mirrorobe are slightly cracked.*
- <Mirrorobe> $endturn
- <Navi> Mirrorobe has ended their turn. Gurloz: It is your turn now.
- <Navi> Turn Order: Darte (10), Mirrorobe (9), Gurloz (8) and Ramsey (7).
- * Gurloz`s_Soul fires Heaven's Silence at an artificial mirror!
- <Darte> (oh artificial ones, right)
- <Gurloz`s_Soul> $31d10
- <Navi> Gurloz`s_Soul: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 7, 1, 4, 3, 9, 9, 1, 8, 1, 3, 1, 3, 8, 6, 8, 4, 9, 8, 7, 3, 7, 10, 2, 9, 9, 4, 4, 3, 4 and 1. Total: 158. Successes: 15.
- <DM> -2 successes total
- <Mirrorobe> $1d4
- <Navi> Mirrorobe: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
- * Mirrorobe is caught off guard still from the attacks from the ceiling.
- <Mirrorobe> $30d10
- <Navi> Mirrorobe: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 9, 1, 3, 2, 6, 8, 6, 5, 8, 3, 6, 5, 5, 7, 9, 2, 6, 7, 5, 7, 5, 10, 4, 10, 10, 6, 10, 5 and 6. Total: 185. Successes: 28.
- * Mirrorobe still manages to dodge the attacks.
- <DM> 13 successes vs. 28
- <DM> COUNTERATTACK!
- * Gurloz`s_Soul calls hax and hurls a reroll at himself.
- <Gurloz`s_Soul> $31d10
- <Navi> Gurloz`s_Soul: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 5, 1, 8, 5, 10, 5, 3, 5, 4, 6, 10, 2, 6, 5, 8, 1, 5, 5, 9, 7, 4, 8, 10, 9, 3, 6, 6, 9, 6 and 8. Total: 184. Successes: 27.
- <DM> -2 successes total
- <Darte> (nice comeback)
- <DM> (anyone wanna toss a reroll at Mirrorobe?
- * Darte hurls one.
- <Mirrorobe> $30d10
- <Navi> Mirrorobe: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 7, 2, 1, 6, 9, 4, 8, 1, 1, 1, 5, 2, 2, 6, 1, 1, 10, 5, 7, 5, 10, 9, 10, 1, 3, 3, 4, 1 and 8. Total: 141. Successes: 18.
- <Gurloz> 7h, 1m.
- <Gurloz> $endturn
- <Navi> Gurloz has ended their turn. Ramsey: It is your turn now.
- <Navi> Turn Order: Darte (10), Mirrorobe (9), Gurloz (8) and Ramsey (7).
- * Mirrorobe is blasted by the Heaven's Silence and finally burns in agony in the physical realm as the blood engulfs its robes and burns the robes into boiling blood and ashes.
- <Mirrorobe> $removeme
- <Navi> Mirrorobe has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Darte (10), Gurloz (8) and Ramsey (7).
- * Mirrorobe is now known as X_X
- <DM> $init r
- <Navi> DM: The bot has been reset.
- <Ramsey> "Oh, well...that worked. I think my lung just fell out of my ass."
- <DM> +37 EXP
- <DM> +$37d8 Rupees
- <DM> Random item drops....
- * Darte pokes at a lung-shaped extrusion. "Naw, it's too brown."
- <Darte> $37d8
- <DM> $2d6
- <Navi> Darte: You rolled 37 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 4, 3, 4, 3, 7, 1, 8, 3, 2, 2, 2, 1, 8, 7, 6, 1, 2, 7, 7, 7, 1, 5, 8, 8, 7, 6, 5, 8, 4, 7, 3, 7, 2, 7, 7, 8 and 2. Total: 180.
- <Navi> DM: You rolled 2 Dice with 6 Sides. Result: 2 and 3. Total: 5.
- <Gurloz`s_Soul> $37d8
- <Navi> Gurloz`s_Soul: You rolled 37 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 4, 7, 4, 8, 6, 3, 1, 3, 6, 8, 5, 7, 2, 3, 1, 1, 1, 5, 4, 1, 1, 7, 7, 6, 1, 7, 5, 7, 4, 5, 8, 4, 4, 6 and 8. Total: 169.
- <Ramsey> $37d8
- <Navi> Ramsey: You rolled 37 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 2, 2, 2, 4, 1, 6, 1, 5, 7, 3, 5, 6, 3, 4, 4, 5, 5, 6, 3, 3, 4, 1, 6, 6, 3, 8, 5, 1, 2, 6, 5, 6, 7, 6, 2, 8 and 4. Total: 157.
- <Gurloz`s_Soul> $calc 18+37
- <Kefka> 18+37 = 55
- <Gurloz`s_Soul> $calc 1166+169
- <Kefka> 1166+169 = 1,335
- <Gurloz`s_Soul> ... oh ffs.
- <DM> hahahahah, 2 rupees away
- <DM> *The aritificial mirrors break. The mirrors in the corner of the room also break, and as each one breaks, it restores hearts and magic to everyone, until you're all back to full Hearts and Magic.*
- <Darte> yay
- <Darte> 20h16m
- <DM> *A Heart Container also drops.*
- * Darte shoves the container toward Ramsey's extruded lung.
- <Gurloz> 18h, 19m.
- <DM> *A quick melody plays as the door behind you unlocks and opens. Additionally, the treasure chest on the ceiling opens, and a small key falls out from it.*
- * Ramsey grabs the Heart Container
- * Gurloz`s_Soul is still in the mirror realm, and thus cannot acquire anything, ... for anything he touches, he phases through it.
- * Darte jumps back, startled, as the key falls between the bridge of his nose and his glasses.
- <DM> *Gurloz's Soul suddenly feels a pain as his magic starts to slowly drain away.*
- * Gurloz`s_Soul floats back into the previous room, enters the mirror and returns to his body.
- <DM> *You try to return to your body, but it's not there.*
- * Gurloz`s_Soul is now known as BlueShell
- * BlueShell *ahem* Reread...
- <DM> (Reminder about posession! If you're in a spirit form, the spirit of something else can come and possess your body.)
- * Gurloz kicks DM out the window.
- * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Gurloz (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in an adjacent building! «14,700»)
- <DM> *The door back to the main room closes as you attempt to find your soul.*
- <DM> *Through the window of the door, you can see your body from here.*
- <DM> *It appears to be walking away from the door.*
- * BlueShell is now known as Gurloz`s_Soul
- * Gurloz`s_Soul pouts.
- <DM> *You have lost 2 magic since your body has been taken.*
- <Gurloz> 18h, 17m.
- <Gurloz`s_Soul> "Quick, Chase down my body!"
- * Darte blinks. "Wait, aren't you inside?"
- * Gurloz`s_Soul has been denied, thanks fourth wall.
- <DM> *You do notice, while you're in the room with the table in it (physical side), that something is glowing under the table.*
- * Gurloz`s_Soul approaches it.
- * Gurloz`s_Soul reaches out to it.
- <DM> *You reach out to it, but a force knocks your soul away.*
- * Gurloz`s_Soul flies into the boundary of the Spirit Complex.
- <DM> *Darte and Ramsey continue to remain bewildered by their full hearts and magic as Gurloz's body continues wandering off.*
- <DM> *You bounce off it as it zaps you momentarily.*
- * Ramsey jumps up. "I LIVE!!!"
- * Darte stares in bewilderment at the wandering corpse, then dashes off after it.
- <Darte> "Ramsey, stay here and keep an eye on his soul. I'll be back with this body!"
- <Darte> "Man, this is backwards."
- <DM> *As Darte darts in- you ARE Mr. Redundant Redundancy!*
- <Darte> >_>
- * Gurloz kicks DM out the window.
- * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Gurloz (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in Super Mario 64! «14,701»)
- <DM> WOOT!
- <DM> *As you darte back into the main room, you see Gurloz's body walking slowly towards the light.. that is, the supercharged gem at the center of the room.*
- <Gurloz`s_Soul> "STOP IT!"
- <DM> *You recall from earlier when walking towards that gem, that your energy gets drained.*
- <Darte> "Oh, Gurloz, your body is an IDIOT without you inside!"
- * Darte sprints down the center of the room curving around in an attempt to tackle the body from the side.
- <DM> (Roll your Power vs. Gurloz's body's Power)
- <Gurloz> $20d10
- <Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 5, 2, 6, 10, 9, 5, 4, 10, 7, 10, 4, 6, 7, 6, 6, 8, 8 and 1. Total: 123. Successes: 18.
- <DM> (actually, make that your Courage/Power stats averaged, Gurloz's body's Power roll still stands)
- <Darte> LOL
- <Ramsey> (Okay I have to get shoving off. I'll talk to you all later)
- <Gurloz`s_Soul> $calc (15+40)\2
- <Darte> $28d10
- <DM> (aww, alright, see ya Ramsey)
- <Kefka> (15+40)\2 = 55
- <Navi> Darte: You rolled 28 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 9, 10, 7, 7, 6, 3, 9, 6, 2, 1, 1, 7, 8, 4, 3, 6, 1, 7, 4, 5, 9, 3, 4, 6, 6, 4 and 10. Total: 156. Successes: 19.
- * Ramsey has quit (Quit: Leaving)
- <Darte> (forward slash, Gurloz)
- <DM> *You barely succeed in knocking Gurloz's body to the ground. As you do, the body's head hits the ground, and you hear an *Ow!* coming from within the body.*
- <DM> *The flash of a spirit rises up from Gurloz's body before dissipating into the air.*
- <DM> (err, is the soul in that room?)
- * Gurloz`s_Soul is still within the Sprit Complex of the room to the west.
- <DM> (kay)
- <DM> *Darte starts feeling his energy draining as he and Gurloz's body are in the proximity of the supercharged gem.*
- <DM> *At this range, though, the gem doesn't look green... it looks blue.*
- <Darte> "Auugh. Dang... it... idiot..."
- <DM> *It seemed to be the Nayru's Love Shard.*
- <Darte> (blueshifting?)
- <DM> *seems
- <DM> (who knows)
- <Gurloz`s_Soul> (Am I still losing magic?)
- <Darte> (soooo some sort of reverse time dilation??)
- <DM> *Gurloz's Soul feels revitalized as the magic returns to his soul.*
- <DM> (dunno, but you're still close to the gem)
- <DM> *Darte begins to feel like his soul is leaving the body and getting drawn towards the gem.*
- * Gurloz`s_Soul dartes at the eastern door again, only to bounce off of the Spirit Complex and get zapped again.
- <Gurloz`s_Soul> ". . ."
- <Darte> "Ram...s . . ."
- <Gurloz`s_Soul> "RAMSEY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR! HELP HIM!"
- <Darte> (DUN DUN DUN?)
- * CJC has quit (Quit: Leaving)
- <DM> *As your body (Gurloz) is near the gem, you feel your soul being pulled towards the main room. You even pass through the Spirit Boundary momentarily as you pass back through another one.*
- <Gurloz`s_Soul> !!!
- <DM> *Your soul is now in the main room, being drawn towards your body. From your vision, the beams of energy are blasting a barrier around what appears to be the Nayru's Love Shard, rather than a green gem.*
- * Gurloz`s_Soul fires of Beam of light at the barrier.
- <Gurloz`s_Soul> $24d10
- <Navi> Gurloz`s_Soul: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 1, 8, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 7, 7, 5, 3, 5, 10, 6, 9, 3, 5, 7, 1, 10, 9, 10 and 10. Total: 143. Successes: 23.
- <Gurloz> 18h, 18m.
- <DM> *The beam of light bounces off the barrier, but it causes a slight distortion. Darte feels his energy return.*
- <Darte> (Is it Nayru's-Love Shard or Nayru's Love-Shard?)
- <Darte> (:P)
- <DM> (A shard of Nayru's Love)
- * Darte inhales deeply and stumbles back, barely remembering to tug on Gurloz's body as he pushes away from the gem.
- <DM> *You successfully get away from the gem, far enough that it's no longer drawing you in.*
- <DM> *From your vision (Darte) and at this range, the gem goes back to looking green.*
- <DM> *Gurloz's body appears to be normal for entry- ooooh that didn't come right
- * Gurloz`s_Soul can return to his body?
- <DM> (Yep)
- * Gurloz`s_Soul returns to his body.
- * Gurloz`s_Soul is now known as BlueShell
- <Darte> o.o
- <DM> *You return to your body and feel slightly violated, knowing someone else was in your body.*
- * Gurloz comes to.
- <Darte> (that didn't sound any better)
- * Gurloz has been violated.
- <DM> (lol)
- * Gurloz turns to Darte and offers him a very sincere Thank You.
- * Darte scowls. "No problem, but next time, keep an eye on your own body, would ya? Wasn't like you were off somewhere else..."
- * DM slaps Darte briefly with the fourth wall before returning to observer mode.
- * Darte pushes his glasses back up his nose and turns back to the gem. "Now, how exactly do we deal with this?"
- <Gurloz> "When I was in the spirit world, I saw a barrier around the gem. ... We need to do something about the barrier."
- * BlueShell turns to the gem and scowls at it, ...
- <DM> *Reminder about locked rooms - There's the locked door at the west side of the table room, and there's the locked door behind the glass if you head all the way east from the main room.*
- <Darte> "Well, it's not like we can do anything like this. If we even try to touch it -" Darte waves his arm in the general direction of the invisible barrier, "- we're back down on the ground. You did something in spirit form, didn't you?"
- <Gurloz> "I fired a spell at it."
- <Darte> "And it had some effect, since I'm standing right here talking to a re-embodied you."
- <Gurloz> "Yes, it seems it has."
- <Darte> "Wait a second, we're forgetting something. A key hit me on the face earlier, after killing those 'robes. I'll run back and grab it, hold on."
- <Gurloz> "But now we have a small key, which way should we go from here? I recall a locked room past the table room to our west, and one to the far east."
- * Gurloz is under the assumption that when the key hit Darte in the face, it went into his bags as well."
- * Darte jogs back, spinning the key on his index finger.
- <DM> (in case anyone wants to bother adding the key - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-278.html
- * Darte tosses the key to Gurloz.
- * Gurloz catches it.
- <Gurloz> (Am I at full hearts/magic?)
- <DM> (yes)
- <Gurloz> "So, which room do we want to go to? Far East, or Far West?"
- <DM> (or Kanye West)
- * DM runs.
- * Gurloz kicks DM out the window.
- * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Gurloz (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in front of Kefka's Ambulance. I wonder where its going? «14,702»)
- <DM> .... oh crap
- <DM> $switch ai
- <Kefka> $switch: Artificial Intelligence is now Enabled for #zurpg, DM.
- <Kefka> VROOM VROOM SUCKAH
- <DM> Kefka, where are you going?
- <Kefka> Huh? What?
- <DM> KEFKA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
- <Kefka> It's all good.
- <Darte> (WAS THAT REALLY HIS FIRST LINE)
- <DM> NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- * DM dies a tragic death as Kefka's ambulance crashes into a hospital. Kefka came out fine and deposited DM's corpse in the morgue.
- <Darte> "Probably east. Haven't been in there yet."
- <DM> Kefka, am I in heaven?
- <Kefka> !*
- * Gurloz heads east.
- <DM> .... so Kefka, if I'm not in heaven... then where am I?
- <Kefka> wouldn't y be - y
- <DM> ... crap, I landed in negative land, which results in everything simultaneously being negative and positive at the same time. Curse you, Kefka.
- <Kefka> after that it throws up an error about UT3 not being authorized to play on Steam
- <DM> nope, he lost it
- <DM> $switch ai
- <Kefka> $switch: Artificial Intelligence is now Disabled for #zurpg, DM.
- <DM> *You head east and end up in the room with the mirror and the four unlit torches in it. Through the guise of the mirror, the torches are lit.*
- * Gurloz heads towards the mirror.
- <DM> *The mirror does not ripple as you approach it. All you see is yourself getting closer to touching yourself- wow... that came out REALLY bad.*
- * Gurloz kicks DM out the window.
- * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Gurloz (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a businessman! Is that your dad? «14,703»)
- <DM> *All you see is your hand getting closer itself in the mirror.*
- <Darte> "You said there was a door here?"
- <DM> *Theoretically, the door is on the other side of this mirror, according to Gurloz when he was in spirit mode.*
- <Darte> "I mean, besides the one we just came through..."
- <Gurloz> "Indeed, red text."
- <Gurloz> "We should try lighting the torches."
- * Darte shrugs. "Got any fire on you?"
- * Gurloz tries Heaven's Spark via his Sunray Orb on a torch.
- <Gurloz> 18h, 16m.
- <Gurloz> $29d10
- <Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 2, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 9, 4, 4, 10, 6, 8, 10, 2, 5, 8, 9, 6, 3, 6, 5, 10, 9, 5, 2, 10, 5 and 8. Total: 177. Successes: 24.
- <DM> *It not only lights the torch but bounces off the mirror. It splits up and spreads across the room, lighting the other torches.*
- <DM> *A quick melody plays. The fire from the torches in the mirror fade away, and the mirror slowly fades away.*
- <DM> *The mirror fades away, and the other side of the room looks identical to your side, except the torches aren't lit, making it seem a bit dark.*
- <DM> *The door on the other side is locked.*
- * Gurloz walks over to the locked door, whips it out and sticks it in the keyhole.
- <Darte> (...whips it out)
- <Darte> (...sticks it in)
- <Darte> (srsly)
- <DM> *The key penetrates the small aperature in the keyhole. It experiences orgasm and clicks.*
- * DM ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuns.
- * Gurloz kicks DM out the window.
- * You have been kicked from #zurpg by Gurloz (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in Hyrule! «14,704»)
- <DM> OH, I KNOW THIS PLACE
- <DM> *As the door opens, light engulfs you both once again....
- * Gurloz unlocked the door, and walks through.
- <DM> -=QUEST PAUSE=-
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