Punny Pinkie: Prison

>Looking up at the ceiling, you let out an annoyed sigh.
>Being in prison sucks, especially when you were wrongfully accused.
>But there was no time to worry about that: You were sure Twilight would be able to prove your innocence soon enough.
>You sit up as hollers and jeers begin echoing throughout the prison and grab your attention.
>The guards did mention something about a "fresh meat" coming in today, and the said convict would be your new cellmate.
>Your heart drops as you notice who it is.
>The guards open the cell door and drop none other that evil pink monster into the cell: Pinkie Pie.
>They quickly lock the cell up and trot off before you can utter a plea of help.
>Pinkie brings her face close as you begin banging your head against the cell bars.
>"Hiya Anon! I missed you!"
>You turn to her with a murderous look, holding back all your rage.
"Pinkie, how in the hell did yo-"
>You cut yourself off, not wanting to finish that sentence.
>It was best to leave some questions unanswered.
>You move over to your bed and bury your face into your pillow.
>"Hey, Anon? What's your favorite punctuation mark?"
>You turn to face her, completely bewildered by her question.
"Wha-"
>You stop short, noticing the smile.
>That devious, evil, uncaring smile.
>You swing a fist at her, trying to stop her any way possible.
>She dodges all your attacks and takes a deep breath.
"I SWEAR TO CELESTIA, PINKIE! IF YOU MAKE A PUN, I'LL HAVE A REAL REASON TO BE STUCK IN HERE!"
>She breathes it out as your wrap your hands around her neck anyway.
>"I figure your favorite punctuation mark is the period. Because it marks the end of your sentence."