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- >Anon gets back home from work, yet again
- >He's needs to get a new fucking routine or something, maybe he should work out.
- >He's actually getting skinnier from all this plastic pony shit.
- >Works for him.
- >A knock on the door
- >oh yes
- >He ran to the door with a big stupid grin, like an obese child who was rejoicing that his mommy was coming home with MacDonalds.
- >He opened the door without even looking through the peephole
- "So, my good man, do you have my package?"
- >Anon then focuses his eyes on the man in front of him
- >It's not the delivery man
- >It's a police officer
- "Sir, do you have any information about some recent disturbances in the area? Usually at night? Your neighbors are reporting shouting and screaming after hours, and it's starting to become a problem."
- >Oh fuck
- >The officer took a peek inside the house, but didn't enter, obviously
- >Anon tensed up, and he tensed up more when he realized how guilty he looked
- >Even though he hadn't done anything illegal
- >Just immoral
- >The police-man looked down at him and spoke again, with a raised eyebrow
- "Do you mind if I have a look inside?"
- "No, I mean, yes! I mean- do you have a warrant?"
- >The police officer shook his head
- "Than no, you can't come in."
- >The officer just stood there
- "Alright then, sir. Just keep the noise down, or else I'll be back with a warrant."
- >Anonymous nodded as the officer turned and began to walk away
- >As he took a step, the officer almost collided with the delivery man!
- "Watch it!" he said, before quickly walking back to the squad car
- >The delivery man gave a nasty look to the officer as he walked up to the door
- >He handed over the package to Anon
- "Here you go again, sir."
- >Anon nodded and quickly signed off the papers
- >He handed it to the delivery man
- "Be careful, if you keep this up, somebody will call the coast guard."
- >Anonymous looked up at the delivery man, who gave a wink and walked off
- >He was sure of it this time, that guy had yellow eyes.
- >Anonymous wondered just how much that guy knew
- >Was he opening the packages before? Looking through his stuff?
- >Was he somehow connected with the company?
- >But that quickly faded as he looked down at the new, fresh box in his hands
- >So many opportunities lay within this box.
- >He giggled and ran to his room, ready to open this fucker
- >He tore apart the box with a glee that can only be described as two young kids opening up a Christmas present and finding a NINTENDO SIXTY FOURRRRR
- >Anyway, he examined the contents
- >Within the box was two fresh pony butts
- >Light and Dark
- >He took them out gingerly
- >He saw that Celestia's plastic pony butt was a bit bigger and more slim than the other butts
- >He dug deeper into the box and pulled out the Mane 6 mouth pieces
- >They were actually pretty nice looking
- >He set them aside, and picked up the box, but felt more weight inside
- >Within, he found two more mouths, corresponding to Celestia and Luna.
- >Wait, he didn't order those!
- >Was it a mistake? Or a gift?
- >Oh well.
- >Might as well not look a gift-
- >No, fuck that.
- >He looks down at the plastic pone before him
- >He wanted a taste
- >He reached down for the Celestia one
- >He picked it up
- >Bringing the plastic toy up to his face, he licked his lips as he stuck his nose up and inhaled
- >He breathed in the royal vanilla scent of the plastic pony vagina
- >His tongue flicked out, the lips parted for his penetrating tongue
- >He texture inside was marvelous, much different than the others
- >More refined, somehow
- >Holy shit, Princess Pussy was the best
- >In Canterlot Castle
- >Celestia read a letter from Twilight
- >It was another one about the strange spirit attacks
- >Celestia was dubious, but she had faith in her student, even if she wasn't participated in trying to figure this out
- >She had her own business to attend to right now
- >Suddenly, she felt a intense feeling coming from behind her
- >Whirling her head to see if another horny guard was trying to get her all excited, she was somewhat disappointed to see nothing
- >But she felt the tongue either way
- "Now, it's my business."
- >Anonymous kept licking the inside of the Princess
- >He swept aside that flowing tail, just as majestic in plastic as in real life
- >Holy shit TV show =/= real life
- >too much autism
- >At any rate, he kept licking out the plastic pone
- >Soon though, he tired and his boner was aching for some princess poon
- >he lowered the butt onto the bed, and with a sudden idea, he grabbed the princess's mouth
- >Once again, his autism broke loose again
- "Alright, I did it for you, so you repay the favor..."
- >In seconds, the plastic mouth was wrapped around his boner
- >holy shit
- >Just imagine how good it feels to have that boxy marshmallow snout scrunched around your cock
- >He felt the toy press down a little, but it just gave him more pressure
- >The Princess gagged as the invisible specter penetrated her mouth
- >She was in her room alone, locked up and making sure no prying eye could see this
- >She actually bit down on the ghost dick, not really wanting to cause pain but wondering if it would stop
- >But she couldn't
- >It was like biting down on a plastic dildo, it just bounced back
- >She just closed her eyes and took it as the thing penetrated her throat
- >Within minutes, the Princess was on her back
- >her hoof down at her crotch
- >she was clopping
- >This wasn't too bad!
- >After fucking the mouth, Anonymous decided that it was time to move on to the main course...
- >Anon grabbed the royal booty and braced himself
- "...All for you, your majesty..."
- >He penetrated, thrusting his hips forward
- >it was heavenly
- >he fucked the pussy, which was somehow bigger yet tighter and just all around better than the others
- >At least, in some ways it was
- >He felt his climax build up much too quickly
- >All that foreplay from before
- >he slowed down, and feeling different, flipped the butt over so he was going missionary.
- >He picked up the mouth and stuck his tongue inside, making out with the plastic horse face
- >Ok, come on dude
- >You need to draw the line somewhere
- >Fucking plastic toys of p0nies is one thing, but making out with them?
- >Who is yo' waifu? Are you getting a body pillow next?
- >fuck off about to cum
- >Celestia was on the bed in a most precarious position
- >she was on her back, her legs spread wide
- >Her mouth was open, attempted to tongue wrestle with the fiend
- >How could Twilight and her friends not absolutely love this!?
- >Then again, being around a thousand years or so makes one get a little kinky
- >It's gets boring before even year 100, so the Princess finds herself always looking for the next big kink
- >Ghost fucking was new.
- >The Princess felt a powerful orgasm coming on
- >The kinkiness of this whole thing was getting her off pretty well
- >Right as she felt her orgasm about to rock her world
- >She felt a twitch
- >No, you fucking bastard ghost
- >you limp dick faggot ghost
- >don't you dare
- >Anon came.
- >Feels good man.
- >He stepped back from the butt, and just stood there, smiling like a retard
- >He suddenly noticed something
- >It was dark outisde
- >the fuck?
- >he put on his clothes and went outside in a hurry
- >It was almost night outside
- >Wait, there was one spot where the sun was still shining
- >it was over his car
- >Anon saw the light just sparkle over his car
- >What
- >Oh god no
- >Oh god please no
- >The light began to become more focuses and bright
- >He swear he saw some smoke come up from the car
- "No!" He said aloud
- >The light seemed to freeze
- >Then, suddenly, the beam of pure light rotated off the car and began to shine towards him
- >plants and insects in the way were set ablaze instantly
- >it was heading right for him
- "oh shi-"
- >Anon ran as fast as he could
- >he could feel the heat on his back
- >He ran back to his door and slammed it open, before shutting it closed
- >He breathed a sigh of relief
- >What, what was that smell?
- >He went to the window nearby the door and tried to get a look
- >the light was still hitting the door!
- >It seemed to be writing something!
- >He waited, Anon was freaking out over the smell of the burning door
- >And what was it writing? or drawing?
- >He can't believe he just fucked the most powerful pony in all Equestria
- >maybe he should have thought of that first
- >He needed to calm down
- >He sat down and soon the light buzzing of the sun-laser stopped
- >He went to the door and looked outside
- >Making sure the light didn't come back to burn his face off, he then stepped out and looked at his own door
- >he gasped
- >On the door was a giant picture of a crude penis
- >it was spraying some lines over a horrifyingly accurate picture of a horse vagina and butthole above it
- >Underneath a message was written in a fancy, but legible text
- "You'd better make me cum next time, faggot." - P.C.
- >Anonymous just stood agape at the sight on the door
- >He could not let this stay here
- >His neighbors would see this
- >No way
- >he ran inside as quick as he could, and quickly grabbed the only can of paint in his house
- >he didn't even think about the color, he was freaking the fuck out too hard
- >He grabbed a screw-driver and popped open the cap
- >He literally just two-handed the bucket and splashed a ton of paint on the door
- >He closed his eyes to protect them from the paint
- >After a few seconds, he opened his eyes
- >Now, his door had a horrifyingly accurate AND color accurate horse vagina and butthole on it
- >and it was getting sprayed by a niggerdick
- >why
- >WHY
- >He made some sort of autistic screech/battle-cry and flung himself at the door with the screw-driver
- >he scrapped and slashed with the fury of a thousand suns
- >soon, the words were fucked up and the image was no longer recognizable
- >He just gasped for breath, and then suddenly whipped his head around
- >There was like 20 people behind him, just watching
- >he froze, than very slowly grabbed the can of paint and walked inside the apartment, and shut the door.
- >He was expecting a visit from his favorite policeman very soon.
- ================
- End of Part 7
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