beat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4Fo7MwxVzM

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

DEXTER!

VS!

TED! BUNDY!

BEGIN!

Dexter:

You've been brought back from the dead to be judged once again,
you're in the big leagues now, not your Ohio playpen.
I don't have to be told by the dark passenger to murder you,
you won't be known as "handsome" when this battle's through.
I'll rip you apart for all the young ones you've defiled.
Not even your grandmother loves you; the bastard step child.

Ted Bundy:

Step up to me, and you just guaranteed your death.
I'll slash your throat, and then enjoy your wife's last breath.
Or I would, had she not be killed by essentially your own hand.
You're too ingrained in your rules; even when threatened with arrest you
won't kill a man.
How devastated must you be to meet a man of this intellect?
Know me as the Doomsday Killer, because I'm coming for your son next.

Dexter:

You're the product of incest; with less worth than that hillbilly.
Got on with Dr. Dobson, just to further the right-wing's triviality.
My urges were guided; your "de-escalation" just ended with another victim.
I shouldn't be needed to kill you; if only your grandaddy used a condom.

Ted Bundy:

You're nothing to me; I've got thirty and more under my belt.
Yet you're the guy who just recently knew how a woman felt.
If you called my line, I'd say you're worthless, and to off yourself on the spot.
Let me turn the tables, and take your blood after your loss.

*A hole in the ground erupts, with lava flowing from it. From underneath the earth,
a man crawls out of the hole. He dusts himself off, and dons a bowler hat.*

JACK THE RIPPER!

BEGIN!

Jack the Ripper:

I've come back from hell to lyrically slaughter these feeble cretins!
I'll put you both out of your misery. And I'll start with the one who's
cancer-ridden.

Listen up, baldy, you're not noble in the slightest.
You're just a random killer with a moral code, just face it!
How can I say more? You're a bore. You have as much charism as Al Gore.
Shit, even animals don't like you. And watching season six has become a chore!

And you there, pedobear, I created more fear than you could ever could!
While you were busy running, I was flooding the streets of London with blood!
Your count may be higher, but I was never caught, we don't compare.
You could say these raps are shocking you the core, like a verbal electric chair!