Why I Wanted To Become An Artist

Subject: Why i wanted to become an Artist

Hi,
my name is Ben Ross and i hate your life.

I hate your life so much
that i founded different companies and projects to present a better concept of existence.

Your concept is shit.
Can you hear me?
Your Soho house meetings are filled with shit talk of shitty concepts and more shitty new companies.
Your thoughts are shit and your friends are even more full of shit.

Have you ever thought about why your cappuccino tastes like shit?
Because you are!
And because of that my cappuccino also tastes like shit.
Thank you, asshole.

You are making everything become shit around you.

That's why i became an artist.
To make the world a little bit less shitty.

You buy fast cars, real estates or companies;
you have dinner and parties or try to support some artists.

But you fail all the time because you're full of shit;
your failure looks like success.

That's you:
A little pig crawling in it's own shit and thinking of it as success.

Each day i pray to the lord that he or she should protect me from success.
My prayers remain unanswered.
The Lord ears, eyes and mouth are filled with your shit.

No.
I don't hate you.
The shit keeps us together.
It distinguishes us from the animals and the not so privileged people.

At least please keep your shitty hands from the fine arts.

That will make our life great again.

Just kidding.

B.R
Berlin, Oct 2015



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