A liberal atheist homosexual Old Agoran lawyer professor and pearl freer was teaching a class on Nuke Jay, a known Marxist.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Nukejay and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than FnDragon!"

At this moment, a brave, Christian, capitalist programmer NAPD deputy who had braced himself 1500 times and understood the necessity of Prot IV and fully supported all military decisions made by Berge stood up and held up an ender pearl containing the soul of Mandy.

"Do I have the right to hold prison pearl slaves?"

The arrogant professor smirked and smugly replied "Of course not, you stupid Christian."

"Wrong. We live in a confederacy of states, and if my territory states that I can own slaves, and the state has power, as you say, ... then the state has the right to let me own people."

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Martha Nussbaum's The Sleep of Reason. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all voted for Lightning_King that day and accepted the United States as their lord and savior. An eagle named "State's Rights" flew into the room and perched upon the flag pole. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and TTK2 himself showed up and enacted a might-makes-right policy across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He wished that he could seek employment as a slave, but he himself had campaigned against them!

Semper Fi

p.s. close the nether portal