Dead Meat

>Be an abuser.
>Get a fluffy a few days before Halloween, name it Deadmeat.
>Teach it all about the rules of Halloween.
>Make it an adorable little klansmen costume.
>On Halloween, take the fluffy to the...er...ethnic neighborhood.
>Don't even bother giving the fluffy a candy bag. Not gonna need it.
>Fluffy goes to a door.
>Hide in a bush with a camcorder, ready to document the epic beatdown that's about to happen.
>Black man opens the door with a beer on his right, a bowl of candy on his left, and a very bemused expression on his face.
>Wait for it...
>"Twik o' tweee!"
>This is gonna be great!
>"Well, ain't you a cute little cracker!"
>Wat.
>Black dude unwraps a piece of candy and puts it in Deadmeat's mouth.
>"Yummy! Fank yoo, mistah!"
>"You're very welcome. YO JORDAN! CHECK DIS SHIT OUT!"
>All the guy's friends come over and admire the fluffy's costume.
>"Ha! He even got the badge! What's your name, little cracka?"
>"Fwuffy name Deadmeat!"
>The guys all nod their head knowingly.
>FUCK! You're not the first person to try this.
>So much for that.
>You quietly try to sneak out of the bushes and go home.
>Deadmeat's on his own now, not that you ever intended to care for him anyway.
>Suddenly feel a strong hand on your shoulder.
>"Trick or treat, dead meat."
>You hate Halloween.

Based on http://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/6315