Bobsled Anon

>Day Sochi-min City in the Crystal Empire
>Equestrian games going down.
>Bobsled competition.
>Most of the competitors are pegasi because of their large thrust potential with minimal weight.
>Cloudkicker was representing Ponyville, as she didn't make it for the Cloudsdale team. with Fluttershy as the partner.
>Unfortunately, while walking towards the staging grounds, Cloudkicker was bitten on the leg by a Crystal Empire filly, drawing blood.  This filly was later seen taking photos with Princess Cadence.
>A desperate search for a replacement contestant began.  Rainbow Dash, already set to help Cloudsdale in the event, could not apply, and many Pegasi avoided volunteering in hopes of a Cloudsdale win.  As all hope seemed lost, a voice arose from the crowd.
"Yo, I got this."
>It was Anonymous, an alien, but Ponyville resident of Equestria, making him qualify as a volunteer.  His bipedal build would allow for minimal air resistance as he leaned in in the bobsled while simultaneously giving massive thrust force from his upper arms.  Eventually, it was decided that he was a viable contestant.
>The horn sounded for Ponyville's bobsled run to be quickly postponed as Rarity fashioned a bobsled jumpsuit for Anonymous, but Anonymous refused to wait, stating he "Didn't need that baby handicap shit."  Without further delay, he entered the staging grounds to a somewhat shaken Fluttershy.
>"Oh, Anonymous.  I was so worried Ponyville was going to be let down!  Thank you for chipping in a-"
>Anonymous promptly took Fluttershy from under the forelegs and plopped her into the front bobsled seat.
"Just enjoy the ride, Flutterbutters."
>To the surprise of the audience, Anonymous began to rock the bobsled without his partner's assistance, his physical form still giving well off the strength of two ponies.
"Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up, it's bobsled time!"
>Launching the bobsled forward at impressive speed, Anonymous barely clambered into the the back seat as it hurtled down the first slope.  His arcing body reached in front of the startled Pegasi, grasping hold of the steering rutters.  As velocity increased far beyond expected parameters, Fluttershy's shrieked and instinctively shot her wings open to brake.  Phonograph recording are sketchy, but eyewitness accounts state Anonymous tried to pull her wings down while accidentally untying her hair, causing him to shout something along the lines of "can't steer for shit, yellowquiet."
>The bobsled reached a wide U-turn halfway down the slope, but its hurtling speed and Anonymous' inability to see caused the bobsled to veer right, shooting out over the pipe and towards the audience blockade.
>Time seemed to slow as the bobsled surged forward in its parabolic arc.  In what was perhaps a last surge of Olympic glamour, Anonymous was seen standing up in the bobsled behind a cowering Fluttershy, shouting through his helmet.
"COOOOOOL RUUUNNIIIIIIINGS."
>The bobsled crashed into the judge's table, shattering it before entering the crowd.  Overall, two ponies were put into critical care and seven recieved minor injuries.  The organizer and main judge for the games, Mrs. Harshwinny, was killed on contact with the bobsled.  Anonymous' left tibia was shattered, with his right leg broken in numerous places, albeit magically reconstructable given time.  Fluttershy was, remarkably, unharmed in the crash.  Eyewitness reports claim that Anonymous threw her by the cuff of the neck from the bobsled at the last moment, unintelligibly stating something about "his glory".
>The tragedy put the games on hold for 48 hours as the judge's recovered under intensive care.  Several tickets home and hotel planning events were chaotically rescheduled, with some Olympic fans regrettably returning home too soon.  Princess Celestia was taken as a third judge, seen as nonpartisan towards the cities, though some critics claimed a bias towards Canterlot.
>The following trial of the tragic events exempted Anonymous from mareslaughter, as his strong defense cited lax safety regulations throughout the seemingly underfunded games resulting in the unfortunate ability of the bobsled to veer so far off course.  This was aided by Anonymous' solo run of the bobsled course after muscular rehabilitation, crushing the course times of previous competitors through the exceptional velocity and handling of his sled.
>Since the last Equestrian games, several sports have had their courses altered to support faster, stronger athletes, with many cities offering incentives to immigrating minotaurs in hopes of acquiring viable competitors.
>Anonymous' silent stance during the trial is still a topic of intrigue, with his only comment in the post-trial news interrogation remarking on his ability being held back by "fucking scrubs".  When asked, he stated that he still intends to play in the next Equestrian games, though under a new banner.  Anonymous will be heading Team Everfree in multiple events, sponsored by Discord.
>Fluttershy's whereabouts have been known since the games, but members of the press have kept respectfully distant from the mare on request of Princess Twilight and several of the ex-Elements of Harmony.  From commentary with the Princess, we know Fluttershy "keeps to her animals, and isn't ready to face the world at large yet".  When asked about her emotional state, Princess Twilight would say only that "Fluttershy worries that ponies feel her responsible", though the Princess disagreed with any such claim.
>On a related note, new bobsled regulations in next year's Equestrian games require all hair to be kept inside one's helmet, or to be shaved if they intend to sled without one.