twilight and the humans things

>day i dont give a fuck in equestria
>somehow you were transported here a long time ago with all your things, intact... fully intact...
>power, check
>gas, check
>tv, check
>internet, check
>and somehow you were upgraded to a pirate tv connection and a back bone internet line...
>do you know why... yes
>magic, its the only explanation...
>magic is augmenting everything you have that could go out of fucking date...
>but you made it a point to not let the ponies know any of this. they dont have tvs, they dont have computers, hell they barely have a non mechanical version of pong...
>so you board your windows up... saying it keeps the tourists from stareing at you at night
>but you get the sinking feeling like they wonder what you really do...
>why your doors have locks...
>why they are sturdy metal...
>but twilight... she knows you spend almost all your time at home
>and of the 6 ponies in the first contact party, she was the only one who seamed like she put 2 and 2 together...
>applejack got half way there, but her going blind comment meant she only knew a portion of the real story...
>twilight took note of some "books" you had in the more messy bedroom you wouldn't let her in and as she calculated "you should have been done with all of them months ago even if you were derpy level reading ability"
>yea... my movie collection and game library if books, would be about that long, but thats just what she saw, not knowing how long everything really is.
>she is slowly losing her patients with you as you continue to tell her nothing.
>but whatever, you tell her a tale of how a being from another plane wants you to kill demons and thats how you spent your days... its all good

>be twilight
>you took a trip to canterlot recently to research a specific spell you needed
>well, not so much needed, but wanted
>oh god you wanted this bad
>a spell that was more or less useless in your world, because it was just developed to test its own countermeasures.
>a spell to see through walls.
>everything in equestria that is pony made has counter measures of some sort in them
>mostly it centers around the second floor and bathrooms in most pony homes
>but govenment buildings and such, every room, impenetrable with it...
>but anon
>he isnt from your world
>and his walls cant be protected
>so you went on a quest to learn the spell that by any other account would be useless
>but was it oh SO worth it
>like you thought, his walls werent protected at all...
>the wood he used for the windows, sure, but the walls, wide open to you whenever you so chose
>he told you a story about how otherworldy beings sent him to kill demons,
>you thought he was fucking with you again, like when he told you that human sex can last for hours, and that they can ejaculate muntipul times a day
>yea... you spied on him in the shower...
>but in your defense, he wouldnt let you see what he had down there and it was for science<
>...
>well, at least the first 3 times were
>but now...
>you watched him more and more
>you watched stories of icolation
>saw games of mas murder
>gazed at speed and reflexes that rainbow dash would have trouble with
>and all you wanted to do at this point was say a few simple words
let me in...
>but you cant
>he would know you spied on him
>would he hate you
>would he ever talk to you again
>but you have a plan
>and that plan is very, VERY pink