AiE Nightmare Night

>Today was your first Nightmare Night, the pony version of Halloween
>There is a knock on your door
>You adjust your costume and open the door expecting to see happy trick o' treaters...but instead you get Rarity and Sweetie Belle
>SB: "Nightmare Night! What a fright! Give me something sweet to bite!"
>You drop a handful of candy into her bag
"Nice costume Sweetie Belle, I'm digging the robot look on you"
>SB: "Thanks Mr. Anonymous! My sister Rarity helped me make it"
>She gave off a big noticeable smile behind her metallic looking mask
>Rarity: "I must say it is my best costume this year! Well other than The Pony Torch costume I made for Derpy."
>She bears a proud smile which then turns to a confused look
>Rarity: "I have to ask you Anonymous...what is exactly your costume?"
>You give her your proud smile now
"I'm a horse's ass, I made it myself"
>Rarity quickly earmuffs Sweetie Belle and gives off a pissed off look
>Rarity: "Watch what you say around the children Anon!"
"Oh sorry, I forgot"
>Rarity: "Well then why are you the bottom half of a cave pony?"
"Oh well Lyra and I thought it would be fun to do one of those cheesy couple things. So we decided to dress up as a big horse, she is the top half"
>Rarity gives you a weird look while Sweetie Belle is eating some candy oblivious to what is happening around her
>Rarity: "Okay Anonymous...goodbye. Have a fun Nightmare Night"
>Sweetie Belle: "Bye Mr. Anonymous"
"See ya"
1/4

>You close the door and turn to see Lyra with her front half of the costume
>Lyra: "Hey ready?"
"Yeah"
>You bend down and grab onto Lyra while she stands up
"Hah! Perfe-"
>You both fall over, Lyra kicks a hoof into your nuts and you accidentally jab a finger into her eyes
>"What's going on down here?"
>Both  of you are groaning in pain
>Bon Bon: "Anonymous...Lyra...what am I going to do with the both of you?"
"The first thing is getting me ice..ugh..."
>Bon Bon went to the kitchen and came back with a bag of ice
>Bon Bon: "What happened now"
>Lyra: "I don't know what went wrong. Anon was the bottom half and I was the top half"
>Bon Bon: "Lyra...Anonymous should be the front and you the back"
>Both of you start to feel like idiots
>You look at Lyra and she looks at you
Both of you: "Let's switch"
>After icing the family jewels and switching costumes, Lyra and you head out with Bon Bon to enjoy Nightmare Night
>Bon Bon's costume was sort of annoying with the sound it made
"Bon Bon, next year choose fabric instead of ACTUAL candy wrapper, your costume is loud"
>BB: "I wanted it to be very realistic, also Rarity charges a bit too much in my opinion"
"Yeah whatever"
>You don't like Rarity
2/4

>The night started off pretty well, bobbed some apples, tossed spiders, and creeped out everyone with your horse costume
>You were about to toss the another spider when thunder cracked in the sky
>You look up and see an army in the sky
"Fuck"
>Everyone is freaking out
>Right away you pick up Lyra and Bon Bon with the speed of black man running away from child support and run to safety
>Suddenly something lands in front of causing you to fall back
>Its Nightmare Moon
>NM: "PONIES OF PONYVILLE! TONIGHT IS THE START OF A NEW...*sniff*...WHAT IS THAT SMELL! WHO IS COOKING ASPARGUS?"
>Shit, you peed your pants
>Suddenly in a poof of smoke the entire army behind Nightmare disappeared
>NM: "DID THOU JUST URINATE HIS TROUSERS?"
"Ahhh...yeah"
>Everyone just gives off disgusted looks
>Lyra: "That's gross Anon"
>Nightmare Moon then in a poof of smoke becomes Princess Luna
>PL: "WE APOLI-ahem We apologize if our charade was terrifying"
>It was actually the surprising thunder landing that got you
"I-I had too much punch and you caught me off guard"
>P: "We see...well...the night is still young. WELL NOW EVERYP0NY, LETS HAVE SOME FUN"
>You get up and head back home with Lyra
>Bon Bon stayed behind to enjoy the party
>Lyra: "Hey listen Anon, it could have happened to anyone"
"Yeah, well it happened to ME! My first Nightmare Night and I pee in front of the whole town"
>Lyra: "Don't worry I think everyp0ny will understand...that you didn't know about Luna's shows"
3/4

"What? She does this every year?"
>You both go inside your home
"You could have told me"
>Lyra: "I forgot about it, I'm sorry"
>She rubs agaisnt your hand then backs away
"Is it strong?"
>Lyra: "Yeah...when did you eat asparagus?"
"Beats me, look I am gonna go shower"
>You go up stairs and take off the ruined costume
>Sliding the curtain, you can't help but wonder what the Princess of the Night thinks about the only human in Equestria
>You turn on the water and feel how cold it as first then how warms it gets
>You go in and grab a bar of soap
>Suddenly the curtain slides and you see Lyra
>Lyra: "Room for one more?"
"Yeah"
>She gets in and joins you
>While the two of you were making squash soup, you both failed to hear the sound of clopping
>The Princess of the Night was certainly impressed of the only human in Equestria that night
4/4