Out in the wild Outback, they were sure to be totally uninterrupted by anyone, except the occasional spike-covered drag racer speeding past the desolate desert wastes as their insane occupants screamed “WITNESS ME”. But they had at least an hour before Prime Minister Turnbull came by to confiscate their illegal child-killing Nerf guns… and they intended to make full use of it.

Dingo looked the kangaroo straight in its beady, focused eyes, one hand trailing down its muscled and well-toned neck. “Oi ya wanker cunt, you gonna hurry up an’ get hard for me?” he whispered in his sensual Australian accent, interlaced with the guttural growls of his inner needs incarnate. The kangaroo stared back, breathing heavily as he stared down his soon-to-be-mate, one powerful leg twitching slightly as Dingo’s hand trailed ever lower down its back.

The kangaroo buried its snout in the crook of Dingo’s shoulder, rough-textured tongue lapping at the base of his neck, and he felt a shudder of pleasure at the stimulation. One hand crossed the beast’s stunted arms, across its muscular chest, and down to the furred sheath where the narrow yet long cock was beginning to emerge. He traced a finger up the underside of its shaft, wiping a glob of precum from its cockhead before licking it up hungrily, as this was the first liquid he’d seen in days.

Of course, he’d been mounted by sheep and wild dogs before, as those were prevalent in the desolate wastelands he called a country, but nothing could prepare him for the utterly fulfilling length that soon filled his gaping asshole. It pressed deep into his colon, fucking him harder than ultra-liberals fucked his country’s politics, and the kangaroo began to thrust into him with the force of a thousand suns.

Dingo soon felt the ‘roo fill his ass with its hot, sticky seed, a sensation mimicked by everyday life in the Outback. He wasn’t far off himself, and after a quick stroke he came, spattering the floor with glue-like semen that came as a result of severe dehydration. As he collapsed against the beast, their throbbing cocks still twitching against each other, he soon fell into a deep sleep and dreamed of not being an animal-fucking loser living in a shithole prison island any longer.