A.bat 1.24

@echo off

set aversion=1.24
set aversiontxt="I have no clue"

title ZED-DOS INITIALIZE
cls
timeout 1 >nul
echo 5A  45  44
echo ---%aversion%---
timeout 1 >nul
cls
timeout 3 >nul

echo -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo --------------------  _____          _        ____         --------------------
echo -------------------- / ____^|        ^| ^|      ^|  _ \        --------------------
echo --------------------^| ^|     ___   __^| ^| ___  ^| ^|_) ^|_   _  --------------------
echo --------------------^| ^|    / _ \ / _` ^|/ _ \ ^|  _ ^<  ^| ^| ^| --------------------
echo --------------------^| ^|___^| (_) ^| (_^| ^|  __/ ^| ^|_) ^| ^|_^| ^| --------------------
echo -------------------- \_____\___/ \__,_^|\___^| ^|____/ \__, ^| --------------------
echo --------------------         ____________ _____      __/ ^| --------------------
echo --------------------        ^|___  /  ____^|  __ \    ^|___/  --------------------
echo --------------------           / /^| ^|__  ^| ^|  ^| ^|          --------------------
echo --------------------          / / ^|  __^| ^| ^|  ^| ^|          --------------------
echo --------------------         / /__^| ^|____^| ^|__^| ^|          --------------------
echo --------------------        /_____^|______^|_____/           --------------------
echo -------------------------------------------------------------------------------

timeout 5 >nul

cls

cd %systemroot%\System32

del atemp.bat
del telscript.vbs
cls

doskey loldc=netsh advfirewall firewall add rule name="lolchat" dir=out remoteip=192.64.174.69 protocol=TCP action=block
doskey lolc=netsh advfirewall firewall delete rule name="lolchat"
doskey pinggoogle=ping 8.8.8.8 -t
doskey stwa=telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl
doskey edbat=notepad a.bat
doskey jazz="C:\Program Files (x86)\Google\Chrome\Application\chrome.exe " --chrome-frame --window-size=40,20 --window-position=10,10 --app="http://www.wbgo.org/internal/mediaplayer/?type=stream&tracker=20130701"
doskey usbosrs="Old School GG\USB Game\jagexcache\jagexlauncher\bin\jagexlauncher.exe" oldschool
doskey hide=attrib +h $1
doskey unhide=attrib -h $1
doskey allfile=tree /f /a $1
doskey dsktp=cd %systemdrive%%homepath%\Desktop
doskey s32=cd %systemroot%\System32
doskey np=notepad $1
doskey starttel=atelnet.bat
doskey startsend=asendip.bat
doskey update=aupdate.bat
doskey pbin=start http://pastebin.com/aJEMBgh7
doskey version=echo %aversion%
doskey versiontxt=echo %aversiontxt%

doskey al=echo loldc, lolc, pinggoogle, edbat, stwa, jazz, usbosrs, hide, unhide, allfile, starttel, startsend, noabat, update, version, al

del atemp.bat
del telscript.vbs
del aupdate.bat
del atelnet.bat
del asendip.bat
cls

echo Type "al" to see a list of commands
echo -

title MS-DOS
prompt .



REM UPDATE PROGRAM
echo @echo off >aupdate.bat
echo echo ----UPDATE IN PROGRESS---- >>aupdate.bat
echo title ----A.BAT UPDATE---->>aupdate.bat
echo @echo off >>aupdate.bat
echo del a.bat >>aupdate.bat
echo start http://manclan.noip.me/a.bat>>aupdate.bat
echo timeout 10 >>aupdate.bat
echo move C:\users\%username%\downloads\a.bat C:\windows\system32 >>aupdate.bat
echo echo Update complete. Run a.bat to continue. >>aupdate.bat
echo pause ^>nul>>aupdate.bat


REM TELNET PROGRAM
echo dism /online /Enable-Feature /FeatureName:TelnetClient>atelnet.bat
echo dism /online /Enable-Feature /FeatureName:TelnetServer>>atelnet.bat



REM SEND IP PROGRAM
echo title ----SEND IP---->asendip.bat
echo reg add "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\Terminal Server" /v fDenyTSConnections /t REG_DWORD /d 0 /f>>asendip.bat
echo set ircmsg=>>asendip.bat
echo set msgtempa=>>asendip.bat
echo set msgtempb=>>asendip.bat
echo set msgtempc=>>asendip.bat

echo rem nslookup myip.opendns.com. resolver1.opendns.com > ip.txt>>asendip.bat
echo rem timeout 5 ^>nul>>asendip.bat
echo rem set /p msgtempa=^<ip.txt>>asendip.bat

echo set /p msgtempa="Input IP: ">>asendip.bat
echo set msgtempb=%username%>>asendip.bat
echo set msgtempc=%computername%>>asendip.bat
echo set ircmsg=%msgtempa%/%msgtempb%/%msgtempc%>>asendip.bat

echo set OBJECT=WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") > telscript.vbs
echo WScript.sleep 50 >> telscript.vbs
echo OBJECT.SendKeys "nick remcomp{ENTER}" >> telscript.vbs
echo WScript.sleep 50 >> telscript.vbs
echo OBJECT.SendKeys "user devzed 8 * : yaboi{ENTER}" >> telscript.vbs
echo WScript.sleep 50 >> telscript.vbs
echo OBJECT.SendKeys "privmsg abat %ircmsg%{ENTER}" >> telscript.vbs
echo OBJECT.SendKeys "exit{ENTER}" >> telscript.vbs
echo WScript.sleep 50 >> telscript.vbs
echo OBJECT.SendKeys " " >> telscript.vbs

echo start telnet.exe irc.freenode.net 6667>>asendip.bat
echo cscript telscript.vbs>>asendip.bat

exit /b