Kerubim Episode 4 Raw English Translation

Kerubim Episode 4 translation
Title : The Hellish Hourglass

I'll give you 4000.
Hahahaha! I see! You like a good joke...
But this is a serious establishment, sir!
This is 5000 Kamas, not one less!
Very well, no thanks, then.
Surely you will allow me to reconsider?
Just give me a few minutes while I... go to the bathroom!
What are you looking for, Papycha?
An hourglass.
The hourglass of the Tower of Wasted Time.
Whoa... What is it? Tell me...
It's a... Later, Joris.
I need to wind it up and trust me, it's not child's play.
If you don't tell me I won't stop talking, and you won't be able to focus, and that'll serve you right because if you don't tell me I –
*Fine!* I'll tell you.
It was back when Lou and I were the most romantic couple in the World of Twelve.
Well, until that day...
It's over. Yes, you heard me well, don't pretend you don't understand, it's over!
O-ver!
Over!
Furball! Kibble bum!
You'll regret it. I will marry the first man I come across.
Good riddance!
I don't need a ranter. It's not my fault I have fans.
I'm a hero. She doesn't know how lucky she is to have me.
And if she thinks I'm going to run after her, she...
Loulou!
Loulou!
Loulou had indeed married the first man she had come across.
She was already on her honeymoon – it took me /days/ to find her.
Loulou! I'm coming!
Alas! Her husband was none other than the Mad Xelor, a sadistic monster who trapped his victims within deadly mechanisms!
Meow?
This place reeks of traps like spoiled kibbles.
But dungeons don't impress me.
It was indeed not much to write home about.
All the traps were absolutely common.
Lou! I'm here!
You! I told you I didn't want to see even one of your whiskers anymore!
I don't need you, I'm very happy with my husband.
HELP MEEE!
Loulou! Listen to me!
I came to apologize!
Lou!
Now, Loulou, be reasonable!
Don't come near me or I'll scream!
But don't you see that –
Noooooooooo!
Wow! That's horrible!
No, no, Joris. Wait for the rest.
Unless you're scared?
Not even scared!
Good.
The world was crumbling under my paws. My beautiful Loulou, my very own puppy-girl... atomized.
What am I doing here?
Lou?
It was my Loulou! She was alive!
Through what miracle, that I didn't know, but believe you me, I wasn't about to let her be atomized twice!
Ecaflipping. Everything was the same as before.
You! I told you I didn't want to see even one of your whiskers anymore!
Lou! My love! It's really you!
I thought I'd lost you! It was horrible!
I beg you, let me tell you –
In your dreams!
It was a game!
The tower was trapped with some curse. Time rewound every five minutes!
Lucky for me: I love games.
Challenge accepted, Mad Xelor!
You! I told you I –
Yes! I know! And I bet you're very happy with your new husband!
Go away!
Get away from me! I didn't allow you to save me!
I have enough time!
I'll make it!
I'm good!
No slacking off!
As with all games, it was only a matter a patience and practice.
Noooo!
I'm good! I'm good!
Not good...
However, patience isn't infinite. And practice gets tiring.
Alright. There must be something I'm not doing right.
Let's see...
Flames, got it. Needles, mastered them. No problem with the slide.
Disappearing stairs, easy. Iron giant, no sweat.
Run past the hourglass, and –
Of course! The hourglass! That's the key!
You! I told you –
Yes! I know, Loulou! Just passing through, give me five seconds.
If I take this thing out...
There you go.
Who's the boss? It's me!
Who's the hero? It's me!
Who's Loulou's Keke?
Meow! Critical failure! The trap was completely out of whack!
I'll never make it!
Fortunately, when you've tried everything and everything has failed, you can still count on luck.
Lou?
You came to save me, my cute Keke?
Of course!
I explained the whole story. Enthralled by my courage, she forgave everything.
A thousand times? I was atomized a thousand times?
Maybe more! You know me, I never give up!
That's who I am!
You let me get atomized a thousand times!?
This time it's over!
OVER!
But Lou!
Lou! Please!
Don't bother following me, fleabag.
Ah, Lou.
And that's why you want to sell this hourglass? To forget about this story?
Certainly not!
But thanks to this, I might get my sale!
A discount? Haha! You're in luck!
You are the hundredth customer of the Week of the Tofu, sir!
Me? Really?
And I'm not giving you 50, not 100, but...
1000 Kamas off! On this 6000-Kama item!
Oh! Then I'll take it!
Don't forget, sir, that in Kerub's shop, the customer always gets the last word!