Good Old Rainbro part 1

>Day way too long in Equestria
>The sun is poking into your room as your woken up by a loud pounding on the window in your room.
>Last night was fun as hell partying with AJ and all, but now you're paying for it.
>Swear to god if fluttershy is out there, you're going to kill her.
>Slowly stand up and go to the window to find none other than rainbro. Open the window quickly.
>She flies in, "Anon, why'd you lock your door? I know you hate mornings and everything, but somep0nys got to come wake you up for the run".
>Some shit about forgetting to set your alarm. Tell he to grab some food while she waits for your slow ass.
 >"Alright, you want anything?"
>Man, your Rainbro always helpin you out like that.
>Request toast with jam.
>Rainbow rushes downstairs to make breakfast as you put on a pair of sweatpants and a light tee.
>You make your way downstairs right on time as the toast gets finished.
>"So, you gunna tell me why you had to lock your door or not?" dash asks with a slight look of concern on her face. "You know no one around here would take anything."
>Fuck, how do you tell dash that one of her best friends has recently creeped you out. Whats with the fetish guessing gag now anyways?
>You realize your already sitting at the table instinctively. Dash sets the plate with the toast and jam in front of you and you realize there's no way getting around this.
>"Well?"
>You start stammering a ton.
>"Come on, just spit it out. We need to get out there and start."
>Just been acting weird lately. Nothing serious.

>Last thing you need to do to your bro is make her help you again. You can handle this on your own.
>"Ok Anon, whatever you say. Just hurry up and eat, we're behind schedule already."
>Ask if she’s Twilight now.
>She stares at you.
>"Yah right, don't even try to give me that. I have to go to work today so I don't have a lot of time to goof around. Hurry up."
>Rainbow heads outside and you slam your toast and quickly follow.
>As you're near the end of your morning run in p0nyville, dash stops you for a second.
>"Hey Anon, we should race back to your house."
>Question if she’s going to use wings or not.
>"You'll just have to find out." she says with a smirk.
>She’d smoke you either way. Fuckit.jpg
>Her face lights up after hearing you accepting her challenge.
>"We'll race from that tree over there back to your house. Winner gets two bits."
>Two bits ain't shit, and to see your bro happy about doing something she loves, it's worth all your bits. Plus, she loves having motivation for putting in her all.
>Both of you walk up to the tree.
>"Ready..."
>Your legs get a little tense.
>"Set..."
>Maybe with all the running you've been doing, you could beat her if she doesn't use her wings.
>"GO!" she yells as she bursts off at astonishing speeds.
>Of course she would use her wings. It's a challenge and she's going to use her all to make sure she comes out on top even if she didn't need them.
>This makes you push yourself as you run as fast and hard as you can to your house. Gotta at least put in your all as well.
>As you get to the house, you can see her standing there waiting for you with that same smirk on her face.
>"HA! Where's my two bits Anon?"

>Gasping for air, tell her to wait a sec.
>"Good to see you gave it your all at least."
>You walk slowly inside to grab your bits for the wager you lost. Breath is finally returning to you. You get the bits you owe and jog very slowly back outside.
>Complement her on her speed. Wonderbolts ain’t got shit on her.
>A slight blush creeps up onto her face and her wings rise slightly. "Yah I am."
>Laugh at her lack of modesty.
>You laugh harder at the pouting look she puts on "Oh, just shut up".
>Remind her she has to get to work as do you.
>"Oh! I almost forgot I had to be in a half an hour early! Catch yah later Anon."
>Dash turns and flies off into the sky.
>Your turn to go back into your home and take a nice, relaxing shower.
>As the water begins to pour on you, you think about your time here in p0nyville.
>Celestia was the best of the best. From hooking you up with all that sweet cash and a house to helping you adjust with friends.
>First up, Twilight Sparkle. Pretty brainy and what you would have guess would have been a shut-in, but pretty informative about almost anything you needed to know and had plenty of friends to meet.
>Pinkie saw you walking toward your home after talking with Twilight that first day. Needless to say, she freaked you out, but you made a promise to show up at your welcoming party.
>At the party, you met your best rainbro. Wasn’t the best first meeting you ever had, with her tackling you and all. Also yelling in your face and questioning you about everything. After a month of hanging around you, she couldn’t get enough of you.
>Rarity was kind of a bitch, but at certain times, she was amazingly awesome.
>Fluttershy was too much of the same moe shit you remember from home. She was nice and all, but you tried to avoid her as much as possible.

>Last but not least, AppleJack. Another one of your bros. Dash, AJ, and you partied like there was no tomorrow and had chill days of watching TV and movies at your house. Shit was great.
>Finish up the shower and change into your work cloths.
>Another perk of knowing a p0ny who loved fashion.
>You make your way out the door and towards p0nyville. God damn, Mondays sucked balls. Oh well, at least your job was fun and got p0nies a little more used to you being an alien and everything.
>Everything slowly got calmer as the year went on. You’re halfway through the second  and you really only get a few odd looks  if you went outside of p0nyville.
>You finish setting up the cart just as a few other p0nies make their way to their respective carts.
>See Bon Bon setting up her stand. She turns and sees you there.
>She  finishes setting up her stand before quickly coming over to you. “Glad to see you up and alive! Didn’t think you and AJ would even make it home last night, hehe.”
>Berry punch is no lightweight, that’s for sure.
>”Oh god! I don’t know how you drank her under in the end. Well, glad to see you alive, I gotta get back to the stall.” She says as she gallops away.
>You look at the stall to see a customer standing, looking around for Bon Bon.
>Tell her that you should hang together some time again.
>”HEY ANON!”
>A loud boom happens behind you and scares the living shit outa you.
>Fuckin’ pinkie.
>Confetti covers you as she pushes her party canon off to the side.
>What’s todays celebration?
>”Every day’s a party when I’m working! Best way to draw in the crowds!”
>”Every day’s a party when I’m working! Best way to draw in the crowds!”
>This mare never frowns. It makes no god damn sense. Well, at least with all her energy she draws people to her cart and by proxy yours as well.

>Pinkie skips off to her stall a few feet away from yours. Ponies begin wandering into and through the center square.
>The day went as regular, Pinkie doing the normal shouting and attracting and you getting some customers selling your apple based products.
>Thank Celestia that AJ helped you out by offering a job selling their products in the square while the apple family bucked.
>The day goes by relatively fast and it feels good to finally get to go home.
>Stop off at AJ’s farm to see how the day apple bucking went and to see if she wanted to hang.
>”Got a lot done t’day, so it was good. Sorry Anon, I got a few plans tha’ need to be taken care of t’night.”
>Well at least rainbro might be interested still.
>Say bye to your brojack and make your way back into town to find dash.
>Run in to her fairly quickly and offer to watch movies at your house tonight.
>”Buck yah Anon! I’d never miss a chance to watch some movies.”
>Tell her to show up around 8pm.
>Make your way to the only open alcohol stand after shops close in the main square.
>”Oh god Anon, how in Equestria did you beat me last night?”
>Hey berry. Easy mode because this shit is nothing compared to stuff on Earth.
>”I wish I could try it. So, what brings you here?”
>Looking for something to spice up the movie night.
>”Oh, that just reminds me I got a special shipment from Los Pegasus. Guaranteed to pack a good punch.”
>Don’t think you can afford that.
>Idea springs into your head. You have a few bottles of stuff left from all your shit that got transported with you. Offer her a taste of some for a discount.
>”Oh Celestia! Sign me up for that!”
>You make your purchase and head home.
>Dash arrives at 9:30.

>”Sorry Anon, kinda was taking a nap and…”
>Doesn’t matter. What kind of movie you up for? Action? Comedy? Romance?
>”Action all day!”
>Pick out Inception.
>Half way through the movie, dash is already a little beyond tipsy. Berry wasn’t lying.
>”Anon, this isn’t action at all! I’m so lost and confused about what the buck is going on.”
>Tell her you would have picked something a little less complicated if you would have known she was going to get so trashed.
>”Oh whatever Anon! That reminds me, how could you even afford this stuff?”
>Tell her you told Berry she could try a little of what’s left of your supply.
>”No fair! You won’t even let me or AJ try and of it and here you are, giving it to BERRY!”
>Calm your shit bro. You can try some too. Want to make sure it’s a special moment though.
>”GOOD! That’s more like it.”
>With that, you turn your attention back to the movie.
>You’ve seen the movie before, how the hell are you lost after that little outburst.
>Oh well, fuck it.
>As the movie is nearing the end, dash reached her limit and is leaning against you. Can only assume she passed out seeing as she drank more in the second half of the movie and she was already a little drunk at the halfway point.
>When it ends, you decided to let your bro stay as is and carry her up to your bed. You set the alarm next to her for the regular jogging time and figure she’ll wake you.
>Couch is too comfortable.
>Feel a hoof poking your face. Freak the fuck out.
>As your vision unblurs, realize it’s dash.
>”You big baby. What was with that?”
>Mutter something about a horrible dream with fluttershy in it.
>”Oh, sorry…”
>No need to apologize, it’s fine.


>”No, I heard why you’re so freaked out about fluttershy, so I know why I shouldn’t have poked you in the face to wake you up.”
>Wait, who told you?
>”Fluttershy did. She came up to me yesterday and asked if I knew what your fetish was because we hung out so much.”
>Oh, what did you tell her?
>”Nothing, just said no.”
>noneshallknowmysecret.jpg
>”What?”
>Nothing. Mind hooking me up with some more of that amazing toast making skill?
>”Oh god yah!”
>Sitting and eating the glorious toast.
>”So Anon, why exactly did I end up waking up in your bed?”
>Notice her wings lift slightly off her back. Gotta ask what’s up with that some time.
>You passed out leaning on me during the movie so I put you in my bed and crashed on the couch.
>”Oh, ok…”
>Seems a little sad with that answer.
>”Just can’t remember what happened last night. Sucks not remembering fun times with you Anon.”
>Brofist her. Any time, even if not remembered, is a great time with you, rainbro, and brojack.
>After mentioning AJ as well, dash seems to get even sadder.
>”Yah Anon, yah.”
>About to ask her what’s up.
>She cuts you off before you can speak.
>”Ready for the run?”
>Nope, not at all. Can’t do it.
>Another look of sadness and you quickly reassure her you are joking.
>After the run, you end up back at your house as usual and wave Rainbro goodbye.
>Realize you forgot to lock your door and it’s open. Fuck.

>Slowly creep your way into the house looking for any fetisshys. Make your way past the kitchen and upstairs with no signs.
>Get to your room and find AJ.
>Ask brojack what’s up and why she snuck into your house.
>”Anon, Ah’m tired. Tired of wait’n on you ta do somethin. So Ah’m going to take matter into my own hooves.”
>Ask what she means.
>”When Ah said Ah had somethin ta do yesterday, Ah went to Twilights to check out a book.”
>Great, what’s that got to do with you and what she was talking about?
>”Have a look fer yerself.”
>She grabs the book out of her saddlebag and slides it to you.
>You read the cover.
>Interspecies Intimacy: A Guide to Interspecies Dating.
>No. Nope. Nuuh. No way. Fuck that.
>You back up and notice she was going for something else in her bag.
>”Thought yah might be a might bit iffy on this so Ah bought extra insurance.”
>Out comes a rope. Need to get to the door asap.
>You just realize that while looking at the book, brojack, no wait, you can’t all her that anymore with this twist. You realize that applerapest has positioned herself in front of the door.
>”Can’t let yah get out that easy Anon.”
>She begins to twirl her lasso and walk towards you.
>You kick at her as she shoots the lasso towards your feet.
>Fuck, you got caught.
>”Anon, Ah’ve tied up stuff a lot bigger than ya’ll. Ah’m sure yah won’t be any trouble at all.”
>She finishes tying up your legs and goes to tie your wrists as well.
>Oh god, getting raped by a p0ny. Probably will just have to kill yourself after this. Not just having sex with one, but getting raped by one.
>Just then, the door to your room opens up.

>”Hey Anon. Just forgot my saddle bag here so I came to.. pick… it…. up…..”
>Dash’s wings rise so fast you barely catch them.
>”What the buck is going on here!”
>Tell dash to help you quick. AJ is attempting to rape you.
>”Shut up Anon.” AJ delivers a smack to your face.
>”Don’t worry none about this rainbow. Just grab yer bags and go.”
>The amount of rage you see on dash’s face is astonishing.
>”Let. Him. Go.”
>”What are you going to do Rainbow? Sit there and be passive while everything you want slips slowly through your hooves?”
>With that comment, Rainbow smashes into AJ knocking her over and into your dresser. There goes the lamp.
>”Ah see how it is Rainbow. Willing to fight at the last moment fer what ya want? Fine, just remember ya’ll have ta keep up yer guard now cause Ah’m done playing around.”
>With that AJ storms out of the room.
>What in the flying fuck just happened? All that shit about being serious, dash fighting? It’s like you’re watching inception again. Shit, everything is so confusing.
>Dash quickly unties you. “You alight Anon?”
>Confused as fuck and sad that you just lost a good bro, but unharmed physically.
>”I’m sorry Anon…”
>Your bro apologizes too much. None of this was her fault. Who knew AJ was going to go batshit crazy and try to rape you?
>”I guess, but still.”
>You tell her she can make you feel better by going to the bar with her tomorrow night. Need to buy your hero a drink for that rescue.
>”You’re on. Why not tonight though?”
>Tell her you need a rest to recover from that shit.

>You brofist rainbro and thank her again for helping you out. With that, she takes her saddle bag and heads for the window.
>”Hey Anon, if she is going to try that now, we should probably hang even more than we used to.”
>You agree and say your goodbyes as you both need to get ready for work.
>Go to clean up the broken lamp.
>While cleaning, you remembered something. How will you stay protected when your attempting rapist is your boss?
>Looks like you need a new job. Damnit, the day just got worse.
>Head toward the bustling city square where the apples cart is. Your head is like a security camera all the way there, checking everywhere to make sure your rapist is not near you.
>You reach the cart and begin setting up.
>”HEY ANON!”
>You almost shit yourself. Damnit pinkie, this is the worst day to be breaking laws of physics to appear behind you.
>”Awe Anon, what’s wrong. You look so sad. Any and everyp0ny and person should have a smile on their face! Just makes the day go by quicker.”
>Fuck it, you know what? Why not tell pinkie about the whole ordeal.
>”Anon, why would you continue working for her if she treats you like that?”
>Explain you don’t have a second job and don’t know anyone who was hiring at the current time.
>”Don’t worry silly! Let Auntie Pinkie Pie take care of that! We just so happen to need someone to watch the stall. I need to be in the kitchen full time with the amount of sales we’re getting and Mr. and Mrs. Cake have been looking for another p0ny, but I’m sure a person will do just fine.”
>Talk about a lucky break. Well, today is starting to look up a little bit.


>”You should go tell AJ after today that you’re done working for a meanie mean pants like her. You would be the meanie mean pants if you didn’t tell her anyone was selling apples for her.”
>And there goes that great feeling. Having to face AJ makes you just think of what could happen if no one else was around.
>ohgodwhy.jpg
>Looks like you and your rainbro will be hanging out tonight.
>After you’re done with work, you thank pinkie again for the help and set out once again in search of rainbro.
>Can’t find her anywhere in town so you head to her place.
>You hear a small rustle in the bushes next to you.
>Your jimmies reach maximum rustle-ige immediately as something jumps out and onto you.
>Fucking day, just gets worse and worse.
>Fluttershy is on top of you with some rope in her mouth.
>”Ish ghettirng rhaped yehr fhetish?”
>Holy shit, fuck this world to hell/tartarus/whatveryouwant and back. Now Fluttershy was talking to AJ about this.
>You ask Fluttershy to get off you immediately.
>She complies. One positive is that she’s not anywhere near as forceful as AJ.
>Tell her that is not your fetish and that she should just stop trying to do this.
>”But Anon, if I guess it right, then I might be able to uhm, you know…”
>You tell her it won’t work like that.
>”That’s what you say, but I won’t know for myself until I try.”
>And with that, she’s off to come up with a plan for whatever fetish she thinks of next.
>Oh god life, why did you get so shitty in the past week?


>Finally get to rainbro’s house. Start yelling for her.
>After a minute or two of waiting, your bro comes out with a slight blush on her face and her wings look like stone.
>She somehow manages to move them enough to fly down to you. You explained how pinkie hooked you up with a new job and how you had to go tell AJ you were quitting.
>”So you’re too weak and afraid to handle AJ alone. Bahahahah!”
>Man, all this shit you have to take today. She should be glad she’s still your bro or you’d be pissed at her.
>”Don’t worry Anon, I’m just joking with you.  I’ll come along.”
>At this point, dash’s wings have returned to their normal state.
>You both make your way towards the farm and discuss the best way of going about quitting.
>You reach the farm and find AJ. You tell her that you quit.
>”Anon, yer makin this hard on me.  Ah won’t be able ta find another worker for at least two weeks.”
>Tough shit bitch. Maybe you should have thought of that when you tried to rape me.
>”Don’t pretend yah didn’t like it none. Maybe next time Ah tie yah up, Ah can convince dash ta join in on the fun instead of ruinin it.”
>No way a REAL bro would do that to his/her bro, right rainbro?
>Look back at dash for backup on this. See her wings rising to that same form again. What the fucks up with that. You gotta ask Twilight about it.
>Rainbro still says nothing and you kinda look at her and ask the same question a little louder.
>”Uhh.. Oh, yah. Right.”
>”Have fun with Anon, rainBRO.”
>Dash seems to get a little mad at that “Whatever applerapist”.
>That shut her up quick.
>You try not to drink so much, but for today you’re just going to go with good old DGAF.
>Invite your rainbro over again for more alcohol and bad movies.
>She accepts and you both walk back to your house.

>You ask your rainbro if she remembers last night when you told her you would share some of your liquor from earth with her on a special moment.
>”Yah, why?”
>You tell her her heroic feats of helping you against the menace applerapist earned a little bit of it.
>Her eyes light up. “You really mean it?”
>Would you joke about booze?
>”No, never. So, what are you going to let me try?”
>It’s a surprise.
>Being a somewhat heavy drinker left you with some mixers as well as the alcohol from when you got teleported to Equestria.
>Time to see if your tolerance for the stuff has dropped. Who knows, it might not take you much to get drunk off your own stuff.
>The terrible movie chosen for the night was Silent Hill. But it mattered less what was on the TV than what was going on with the drinks.
>You decided that you would let rainbro try some jager bombs. She is drunk off her ass and you are not far behind. Seems your tolerance for it has decreased with all this pony alcohol.
>”Hey Anon, re ther people on Earth who look like tht?”
>She points to pyramid head on the screen.
>Just to fuck with her, you tell her most humans are like that, but the ones who look more like you in the movies are oddities, so they get in them.
>”Noh way Anon, horse apples.”
>You act like she totally believed it.
>”Shut up Anon, I totally didn’t.”
>Nah, just fuckin with yah bro. Did I tell you how awesome you are yet this hour?
>With that she blushes slightly.
>You ask her if she wants a bro hug for being so awesome.
>She nods her head very quickly.
>The hug lasts a little longer than you like, but whatever it takes to make your bro happy.
>When you pull out, you see her wings are fucking stone again.
>You tell your bro you’re going to help her out with the tense wings.
>”Hower you going to do that?”
>You tell her you’re going to rub them. Maybe it will make them loosen up.
>Her head practically explodes into a deep shade of red, but you just blame it on the alcohol making her flush.
>As you reach your hands toward her back, she doesn’t protest so you continue.
>You start by rubbing the base of the wing and slowly move up on the outside bone all the way to the tip.  You don’t notice rainbow practically biting into the arm of the couch.
>You move your fingers through her feathers all the way back down to the base of her wings and continue this process.
>Soon you hear a muffled moan and the wings go limp. You look at rainbros face to see it asleep. Must have passed out from the alcohol finally.
>You look back at the TV and see a girl with barbed wire coming out of her everywhere. Why the fuck did you even buy this horrible movie.
>You shut off the TV and head upstairs for bed, prepared for a lazy day of learning the ropes from pinkie.
>It’s rainbros turn to sleep on the couch anyways. You reach your room and fall straight onto your bed.
>Slumber takes you away.

>You wake up to the sun pouring in your living room. Hope off the couch and do a quick stretch which rewarded you with some pops in your back.
>Guess the couch wasn’t as good as you thought for sleeping. At least you can take your hangovers like a champ.
>See rainbro in the kitchen. Make your way over to see what she’s doing.
>Makin you some breakfast is all. Shit, she’s too good for you.
>She turns to see you awake. “Thought you were going to sleep the whole day away.”
>Laugh and say that your tired of eating toast right now.
>Her face shows a little bit of a frown. “Oh, ok…”
>Tell her it’s all good and that you’ll treat her to breakfast today for the help yesterday as well.
>”First a taste from your very limited booze, and now a breakfast for free? Did I ever tell you how buckin awesome you are anon.”
>Laugh again and suggest going to sugercube corner for some pancakes and to thank pinkie again for the help with getting a new job.
>”Sounds good to me. We’ll just do a short run today.”
>On the way out the door when your rainbro stops you.
>”Do you… Do you remember anything about last night?”
>Tell her it was a bit hazy, but just that it was a good time hanging with your rainbro.
>Her face shows a both happiness and sadness with that answer.
>”Oh, ok. Just wondering if you remembered anything about what happened in the movie because I.. uh.. forgot.”

>Run your asses to sugarcube corner.
>”Hey dashie! Hey Anon! what brings you guys here so early.”
>Bubbly even before she reached the cart in the square, how does that mare do it?
>Tell her you’re there to repay your rainbro for the help yesterday in confronting AJ in quitting.
>”Yah! Should have seen the look on her face when she realized she would have a tough couple of weeks ahead of her trying to find a new employee. Hahah.”
>For the first time in… ever, pinkie shows a slight frown.
>”It’s not funny that AJ is going to have a hard time, but she kinda deserves it for how mean she was to Anon.”
>Think about the fact that AJ might be in a little bit of financial trouble because of you. Also think about her face when she was about to rape you. Yep, you don’t have any fucks to give about her anymore.
>You and dash order your pancakes and start to dig in. Damn pinkie was like some kinda magician with cooking.
>Another thought comes to your mind about what your bro said earlier about AJ being busy.
>Tell rainbro that you guys won’t have to worry about her trying anything funny for a week or two cause she’ll be too damn busy.
>”Yah! That means I don’t have to keep her from-“
>You start slamming back into those heavenly pancakes.
>”-taking you from me…”
>Pinkie hears this as she walks by doing her daily things getting ready to sell in the square and giggles.
>You ask your bro what she said because you were too busy eating.
>”Oh, uh nothing. Don’t worry about it Anon” she replies with a blush on her face.
>You both finish up your food and walk with pinkie to her stall chatting it up about last weekend’s parties.
>Rainbro brofists you and pinkie and says her goodbyes as she flies off to work.

>You pull out your wallet to get the bits to pay for the meal at sugarcube corner .
>Pinkie puts a hoof on your hand as you reach to take out the bits. “Don’t worry about it Anon. I got you and dashie covered. The least I can do for you two.”
>Holy shit, this mare just gets better and better. She’s a hardcore partier, she can handle booze pretty well from what you’ve seen, she helped you get a job, and now she’s hooking you up with food.
>Maybe you can get over the whole really loud and insanely upbeat thing. Pinkie could even help you fill that void of a lost bro.
>You brofist her and thank her once again for all she’s done in the past 2 days.
>You leave her stall thinking of what you could do. AJ really had you on a tight schedule that left for almost no downtime other than weekends, so you’ve never adventured around ponyville during the day.
>Now that you think about it, almost everyone you knew was working right now normally.
>Shit, perfect time to go see the egghead who’s job it was to study. She should have time to talk to you.
>Make your way to Twilights and knock on the door.
>As per usual, spike answers the door.
>”Hello, welcome to the Sparkle library, how can I…”
>He looks up to see you and stops his speal immediately.
>”Anon! Bro! What’s up!” He extends a fist for you.
>You return the gesture. Seem to be doing that a lot lately.
>Tell him not much. He lets you in.
>Ask him where Twilight is.
>”Oh, just doing some experiments downstairs. Need me to go grab her?”
>Ask him if he’d be so kind as to do that.
>As he is getting Twilight, you just look around the library and find a book that might be of a little interest to you.
>The Physiology of Pegasi.
>Gotta ask Twilight if it might contain something about rainbros wings getting all tense and maybe a cure.

>Twilight comes up the stairs with spike following just behind.
>”Oh hello Anon, how are you doing after well…”
>Tell her it’s ok to say it, and that you’re doing fine considering.
>”Well, that’s good to hear. So Spike said you needed me?”
>Tell her you were going to ask her about whats up with dash’s wings getting so rigid, but you saw a book over on a shelve about it. So now you were wondering if you could borrow the book.
>”No need to read all that boring stuff Anon. I know you’re not much into reading, and it would take forever to find it in that book.”
>Reply that it did look pretty big and you weren’t really looking to read something that would be as dry as that to find out info.
>”Don’t worry Anon, there’s nothing wrong with that happening.”
>Ask her why they do.
>Twilight tenses up slightly at this.
>”Oh, uhm… it’s just when pegasi might be uhhh… under stress. Yah, stress. Their wings may extend like that.”
>Tell her that if it had been anyone else, all the stammering would have made you think they were lying. But with her being, well her, she would want everyone to know the right info on something they had questions about.
>See her let out a sigh. The fuck?
>”Yep, no problem giving you the info you need. Speaking of rainbow, you know how they use clouds as their home?”
>Nod your head.
>”Well, I know you and dash hang out a lot. What if I told you I had a way to let you walk on clouds?”
>Shit, that would be awesome. Drinking at your bros! Not to mention clouds would probably be comfy as fuck.
>”Hehe, well, I happen to have finally perfected my cloud walking spell in a liquid form.”

>Oh god, tell Twilight you could almost kiss her.
>”You can save that for someone else. All I need is a little thanks.”
>Thank her repeatedly. Think of one snag, how are you going to test it without possibly killing yourself.
>”Oh, that’s easy. Rainbow can just bring down a small bit of cloud for us to test it on.”
>Shit, that is easy. Excited as fuck for when rainbro to get off of work to try this out.
>Tell Twilight you’ll be back later with rainbro to test out the potion.
>Find rainbro around lunch time and tell her to meet back at Twilights after work. Tell her you have a surprise for her.
>Spend the rest of your afternoon walking around, talking to p0nies that you are acquainted with. Make your way over to Berry’s stand as most are starting to pack up.
>”Hey Anon! How was it?”
>Tell her that it knocked rainbro on her ass and that it packed enough of a punch that you didn’t need much to get tipsy. Thank her again for providing it on the cheap.
>”Don’t forget the deal Anon, you have to let me try some of your personal stock.”
>Yah, you didn’t forget. You’ll have her over one night.
>Wave her a goodbye as you make your way back to twilights.
>If this potion works, it’s going to be sooo damn good.
>As you’re approaching Twilights, you see dash there already talking to her.
>She better not ruin the surprise.
>You see dash kick her hooves in the ground slightly with a blush on her face. She then hugs twilight.
>What’s up with that? Well, whatever. Time to blow your bros mind.

>”Oh! Uh h-hey Anon.” Dash says sheepishly as you walk up to them.
>”Welcome back Anon. Here’s the potion.”
>She waves with her hoof to bend over. “Don’t worry, I didn’t ruin the surprise.”
>Ask your rainbro if she could go grab a cloud for you.
>Her face dons a questioning look. “Sure, why though?”
>Tell her that she should trust her bro and not ask questions.
>With that, she turns away and jets into the sky to get a bit of cloud.
>”Ok Anon, it may not taste the best, but just drink this and you should be able to walk on clouds for a day according to my calculations.”
>At least you won’t have to test in on a cloud in the sky.
>You take the vial and quickly chug it. Tastes like well water. Whatever.
>”One more thing, you sure call dash rainbro a lot. She told me that it gets a little irritating sometimes. Maybe you should try calling her by her real name instead of your nickname for her?”
>You’ll take that into consideration. If it’s bothering her enough to tell someone else about it, you should probably lighten up on the nickname.
>”Here she comes. Also, I wouldn’t tell her you’re doing that. I don’t want to get her mad at me for telling you.”
>You thank her for all the info today and tell her you won’t let dash know.
>Dash sets the cloud hovering a few feet off the ground.
>”So, what did you need with this cloud?”
>Well, here goes nothing.
>With that question, you proceed to belly flop onto the cloud. You can see rainbows face freak out as you’re falling.

>You hit the cloud with a soft poof. Rainbow stairs at you in awe.
>”Ho-. Wha-. I don’t even understand.”
>Start laughing your ass off with Twilight.
>After dying of laughter for a few minutes at rainbows shocked face, you pull you the vial and explain to her.
>”OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH! THIS IS GOING TO BE SO COOL! YOU’LL GET TO SEE MY HOUSE!”
>She looks like she may have just died and gone to p0ny heaven.
>Tell her it’s cool and all, but she doesn’t need to be this excited about it.
>She tackles twilight in a fierce hug.
>”I don’t know how I could every repay you Twilight.”
>That makes two of us.
>”Don’t worry about it Dash, we’re friends. After all, that’s what friends are for.”

>The next few days go by uneventfully. Same old routine. Body needs to take a break from drinking every night because you’d rather not take a chance of showing up for training with pinkie with a massive hang over.
>The runs with dash are the same rout as usual, except when you run past sugarcube, pinkie would join you.
>Fluttershys newest guess on your fetish was dominatrix. She showed up on your door with some leather on and a whip in your mouth.
>You almost laughed at her when she told you to come over there or she would whip you in her normal shaky, scared voice.
>Instead you promptly slammed the door in her face and went back to your morning routine while waiting for dash to arrive.
>But finally all that waiting is over and the weekend is here! It’s time to meet dash at the local bar.
>You invited pinkie along, but she said she had a few things she needed to get done. Completely forgot that she still works on the weekends. Must be how she affords her room at the cakes.
>You get to the bar and make your way inside. You instinctively look around for dash.
>”Hay there sugarcube. Yah look like ya’ll could use some company.”


>Fuck, not seeing AJ for the whole week since the incident made you completely forget about her. You three normally drank here on Fridays.
>Repressed memories and shit.
>She saunters her way from the bar towards you. Her steps are a little wobbly. Must have started early.
>When she reaches you, her hoof starts sliding up and down your leg.
>”Yah know Anon, Ah could really use some’n to take a little stress outa me after a week like that. See’n as how ya’ll were the cause of it, Ah think it’s fair if’n ya’ll were the one who gave me that stress relief.”
>You realize she slowly cornered you to the back of the bar.
>You start sweating bullets. Fuckin shit, no one around really seems to notice the happening in the corner of the bar.
>Times like this you wish they weren’t as used to you so someone would notice what’s happening.
>”So, let’s say you and me get on outa this place, head back to the orchard an’ get to a little bit of-“
>Just as she was about to say it, dash outa nowhere. AJ gets knocked into a table nearby with a loud clatter.
>That got everyone’s attention. Every p0ny in the bar is now staring at the three of you.
>”Get outa here AJ, can’t you see Anon doesn’t want that from you.”
>”Oh, an’ like he wants it from yah?”
>You look over at the bartender and see that he’s pissed.
>Look back to see that dash is just as angry and her wings are up again.
>Tell dash that you and her should probably just leave before you make too big of a scene and get kicked out of the bar for good.
>AJ turns to you two as you walk out. “Pushing aside more issues just like yer feelings for Anon, eh dashie?”
>With hat last comment, you have to carry your bro thrashing in your arms out of the bar.


>Ask her what was with that comment AJ made about her feelings are concerning you.
>”Ah, she was just jealous that me and you are such… bros.”
>She flinches when she says the word bros.
>Tell her that you can hang at her place. Also mention that berry will be there as well.
>You don’t like to owe people if you don’t have to, so you minus as well have her over for a drink from your stash.
>Dash looks disappointed at this, but you tell her that you’ll hang at her place tomorrow. Her attitude pulls a 180 at this.
>You both go to berrys stall and see that she is just closing up.
>”Hey Anon, hey RD.”
>Ask her if she is interested in coming to your house to sample some of the booze you promised her.
>”Buck yah I am.”
>Tell her that you have a collection of movies from your universe/planet /whatever.
>You three make your way back to your house. Both her and rainbow jump to the couch.
>Ask berry what she wants.
>”Hardest thing you got.”
>Oh boy, is she in for a surprise at how assy the taste will be for this.
>You pour a straight shot of everclear. This mare is in for the surprise of a lifetime.
>For you and rainbow, you bring out 2 glasses of applejack daniels. Don’t want to run yourself dry of your limited supply.
>You whisper to RD to watch what is going to happen.
>Hand the shot to berry and watch in anticipation as she readies herself to drink it.
>Down goes the shot, up comes the gag face.
>Dash is practically rolling on the floor.
>”Hahahaha. Anon, that was too good.”
>The look of disgust on berrys face was apparent.
>”Oh god Anon, are you trying to kill me?”
>Tell her that she asked for the hardest stuff you had, and you made it even worse for her.
>”Jesus, if that’s what it all tastes like where you come from, I don’t think I need anymore.”

>After the little prank you pulled, you mixed her something a little nicer.  A white russian.
>You make your way back to the room with the mixed drink and hand it to berry.
>”So Anon, what is on tonight’s viewing?” Dash asked attentively as she sipped from her glass.
>Tell them that making that white russian put you in the mood for that good old classic. You throw The Big Lebowski into the DVD player and start the show.
>When the group is first shown, Dash makes a comment that they look similar to a few stallions who hang out at the bowling alley as well.
>Going to have to make a mental note of that and talk to them one day.
>Once the movie was over dash and berry turn to you.
>”So, all that happened because the dude has his rug peed on?” rainbow asks.
>”It really did tie the room together” replies berry.
>You just start laughing your ass off.
>”Oh well, thanks for the fun time Anon and Rainbow, but I should probably get going. Got something I gotta do in the morning. Thanks for the sample from your personal collection, it was great other than that first drink.”
>You see berry out the door and return to the couch with your rainbro.
>What to do now?
>”Just make some popcorn and I’ll pick out another movie from your box” rainbow says as she hovers over to the cardboard box on the side of the TV.
>You move your ass to the kitchen and begin to make popcorn.
>Come back with the bowl mounded full of popcorn to see the movie that dash has picked.
>”So, can we watch this one, looks like it might be interesting.”
>Drop the popcorn and not realize that you never destroyed the copy of Snakes on a Plane you owned.
>What have you done?
>”Wow dude, you alright?”
>Explain to her that that movie there is probably the worst movie you have ever seen and will ever see. It should be broken right now so no copy of it exists in all of Equestria.
>”Oh, you know that means we gotta watch it now, right?”
>Fuck this shit.
>About a quarter of the way through the movie, rainbow is absolutely board.
>”Hey, I have an idea. What about whenever someone says the word snake, we take a drink.”
>You agree knowing this is pretty much suicide. Anything to get the memories of this movie out of your head.
>Half way through the movie, you don’t think you can take anymore and realize that dash is just as gone as you are.
>Once again, she’s leaning up against you. What better way to leave this world than with your best bro.
>Her wings are like stone once again. Didn’t twilight say something about stress or whatever?
>You put your arm around her and pull her in for a bro hug. You see her smile and say something, but you can’t hear her very well.
>You try to form a complete sentence, but all that comes out is gibberish.
>Ah, whatever.
>You pass the fuck out with dash hugged up against you.

>Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy.
>Actually more like feeling like shit. Holy god, it’s been a long time since you felt like this after a night of drinking.
>You’re in your bed? When did you get here? Guess the biggest question is how.
>Something moves around next to you.
>Oh fuck, god damn. What the fuck happened last night? The last thing you remember is the drinking game with dash.
>”mmmpphhmm”
>Dash rises from where she was and begins to stretch without opening her eyes.
>Ask dash what she’s doing in her bed.
>Her eyes fly open. “Oh!” she squeaks out.
>”Well uh, you see, you passed out so I brought you up to your bed.”
>Tell her that still doesn’t explain why she was in your bed.
>She gives you a sheepish look. ”Well, I must have just passed out too after I got you up here. Sorry.”
>Oh well, tell her as long as nothing happened between you two, everything is alright.
>Her face droops slightly.
>”Yah, wouldn’t want that would we.”
>Tell her that you’re going to have to pass on the morning run. Your head is pounding.
>”Oh, ok. Don’t forget tonight you’re coming over to my place.”
>With that, she flies out the window and you collapse back onto your bed.

>You wake up about half way through the day.
>Shit, feel so much better than earlier that morning.
>Go through your morning routine. Feels weird doing it during the afternoon.
>So glad fluttershy didn’t come around this morning.
>You make your way out the door and towards p0nyvillie
>It’s such a nice day out right now. You reach town and head for twilights house to grab some of the cloud walking potions.
>You make your way out towards the outskirts of p0nyvillie to find where dashs house has floated to.
>Oh look, its right over the-
>”Hello sugarcube. After gettin away last night, Ah sure as heck ain’t gunna let yah get away now.”
>She lasso’d your arms together and now is working on tying your legs.
>”Ah think Ah know a place a little quieter we can go.”
>As she drags you off, you yell for rainbow.
>Nothing comes out of the cloud. You feel like your soul is about to be crushed.
>You slowly get dragged to the apple orchard and into a cellar near the main house.
>Every bump that slows you down going down the stairs is like a godsend even though it hurts like hell.
>Anything to delay the time that would be coming ahead would be great.
>”Now then, where to start”

>AJ turns around and begins to cut off the shirt you’re wearing. Anything to make sure she won’t have to untie you.
>You ask her why she would do this all of a sudden. Why she chose to betray your friendship. Why she stopped being your bro.
>”Cause Anon, Ah realized Ah had to take the first step inta this in order to get yah to open yer eyes. Rainbow just didn’ have the guts.”
>You spit back that your rainbro would never do something like this.
>”It don’t matter anymore if she would or wouldn’t, Ah’m doin it for her.”
>She moves to take your pants off. Takes her a few seconds before she gives up and uses the shears in the same way she did to your shirt.
>”An’ look who will win in the end.”
>You’re left in your boxers. Holy shit you really hope you can stall for more time.
>Ask her how long she’s wanted to do this for.
>”Oh, plum near the whole time Ah knew yah. Something about being a predator lured me in. Now enough talking.”
>With that, she cuts the last of your garments off leaving you nude on the floor.
>You see the slight blush creep on her face and her eyes go half closed.
>She puts the shears back on the wall and turns to you again.
>”After waitn almost two years, Ah finally get my prize.”
>You can’t hear her at this point. All that fills your ears is the sound of somep0ny whistling Singing in the Rain.

>Just as she reaches down to give you a little stroke, the cellar door busts open.
>You look up to see who it is, the whistling you heard stopping.
>It’s your savior, your best bro, rainbow dash.
>You see her look down at the scene, you nude and AJ hovering over you.
>Her face turns an impossible shade of red and her wings fly up. Her expression turns to one of pure hatred.
>”Rainbow, yer just in time. The offer is still on tha table if yer willin.”
>AJ gives a wink to rainbow and all she does is look dumbfounded.
>You lay there praying your rainbro will come down here and help you out.
>All of your fear and rage would be all you need to take out AJ if you were just untied.
>Rainbow says nothing and walks slowly down the stairs towards you and AJ.
>”Ca-Can we really do this AJ?”
>”Of course we can. Just gotta make sure nop0ny else knows about it and that Anon won’t tell anybody. Now be a good girl an’ go shut that cellar door.
>All of your what. You couldn’t be more saddened or pissed at both of your now ex-bros discussions. How could rainbow do that to you. Your closest and best friend, the person who you knew like the back of your hand.
>Rainbow goes and shuts the cellar door and returns over to you and AJ.
>You thought you could trust her. That you would be bros until the end. Guess that you were wrong.

>You let out a deep sigh and except your fate. You are to be a rape toy of two mares in a colorful land of talking animals.
>Wow, that’s one shitty fate.
>Shutting your eyes, hoping to possibly black out during this for some reason.
>You hear a noise and here AJ yell.
>When you open your eyes, you see Dash has AJ pinned down.
>”What’re yah doing dash! Let me up!”
>”Quick Anon, grab that wooden mallet on the wall!”
>Holy shit, it’s like M. Night Shyamalan took over this shitty writing.
>You try to get up a few times, and finally succeed. Damn it’s hard to move around while tied up.
>You somehow manage to get the mallet with your hands tied behind your back and do small hops over to dash.
>She takes the mallet from your hands with her mouth and smacks AJ hard in the head.
>Damn, that could be the next ass beating of the week.
>Dash turns her attention back to you after she’s sure that AJ is knocked out.
>She realizes once again that you’re completely naked.
>Her head goes up in a fire of red. Her wings go from half way standing to straight up.
>”Whe-Where are y-your clothes?” She asks as she turns her head away.
>You laugh and say that she cut them so you need some new one. Ask her if she’s going to keep you tied up or help you out.
>She undoes the ropes while trying to keep her eyes off of you.
>”I’ll uh, I’ll go get you some cloths from your house.”
>Tell her that you’re going with her because there’s no way you staying here next to AJ knowing if she woke up, it might not be pretty.
>”Oh, uh, yah. How are you going to get to your house without anyone seeing you.”
>She is still turned away from you. Nothing really to hide from your bro though. Oh well.
>Tell her that she should go grab a branch with a bunch of leaves on it.
>You both leave the cellar and realize that Macintosh is right off to the side of the cellar.
>”Oh uhh, hey Big Mac.”

>Dash rushes off a few trees down to find some cover for you to walk home.
>You explain to Big Mac what happened. Ask him if he could go help AJ.
>As much as you didn’t like her, you couldn’t be that cold hearted not to make sure she didn’t suffer any serious damage from the mallet.
>”Eeyup”
>Big Mac goes down into the cellar just as rainbow returns with some coverage for you.
>”Here Anon, use this.”
>Cover most of yourself but your backside. Oh well, no one will see anything unless they’re walking behind me.
>Tell rainbow that she should go grab the vials of cloud walking potion from your ripped pants in the cellar.
>Begin walking figuring it won’t take long for your rainbow to catch up.
>About a quarter of the way to your house, you hear rustling in a bush nearby. Fuckin shit, what now.
>Fluttershy pops out with a blush on her face. She seems very excited though.
>”OH! I know now. Your fetish is exhibitionism.”
>She rushes off with a squee. Fucking fluttershy.
>Just before you reach your house, you turn around to see if your bro is coming or not.
>You see her slowly walk up behind you with those stone wings. They’re becoming like a permanent feature on her.
>Ask her what took so long.
>”Oh, just talking to Mac for a minute.”
>Bullshit. Oh well, won’t push the subject further. Doesn’t matter anyways.
>Tell her you will be right out ready to relax and watch some movies that dash has. When you come back out, she gives you one of the vials.
>You chug it, she lifts you up by the armpits and away you go.

>Time for test number two, this is the make or break your whole body test.
>Rainbow tenses up as she lets you drop onto her porch.
>You scream HOLYSHITFUCK and fall as flat as you can trying to trick rainbow into thinking you were falling through.
>This just ends up pissing her off a little bit.
>”Anon, don’t do that kinda stuff. Not sure if I could catch you can slow you down enough for you not to get hurt.”
>Laugh hard.
>Ask Dash to show you around her house.
>She lets you in still a little pissed, but the fact that you’re here in her house for once makes her almost abolish all anger.
>She shows you around her house. The main spots of interest are her bedroom and kitchen.
>Ask her if she’ll give you her room if you get trashed here like you do for her.
>”Sure Anon, anything you need.”
>You body slam into her bed and sink in.
>Holy shit, this is the softest surface you’ve ever been on.
>You wish you didn’t have to drink that tap water to live in clouds and wouldn’t have to worry about falling through.
>You open up the cloud cabinets and drawers looking at everything she’s got in the kitchen.
>If you can hang out here, you probably should know where all the food and alcohol is.
>You both go back to her living room and you jump on the couch.
>And here you thought the couch wouldn’t compare to the bed. You thought wrong.
>You would trade this out for your bed any day. Even if it was just a little to small.
>”Glad to see you like the furniture, much better than your couch right?”
>Way to rub it in bro.
>”I’mma go grab my favorite movie and some booze for us, need any snacks?”
>Request peanuts. Gotta get that protein somehow.
>”Ok, be right back.”


>After a few minutes of you looking around the room at some of the wonderbolts merchandise, dash flutters in.
>She’s carrying two drinks in her hooves and balancing the DVD with the peanuts on her back.
>Oh god, that balance.
>You see she’s about to lose her shit and grab the bowl of peanuts and DVD off her back.
>”Thanks dude.” She says as she regains her balance of the glasses.
>You read the title while she sets down the drinks.
>Daring Do and the quest for the sapphire stone.
>From the cover, it looks like some kind of Indian Jones rip off.
>She flops down on the couch next to you. “You should read the back of the box and tell me what you think.”
>She is really excited about this.
>Yep, the back definitely confirms it as an Indian Jones movie.
>Well, whatever. As long as you’re watching it with your bro, it’ll be a good night.
>She grabs the case out of your hands and goes to put the DVD in the player. “Oh my god, I’m so excited to show you this!”
>When the intro starts, you think you hear rainbow squee.

>You swear whoever came up with this movie had to have taken it from Indian Jones. They have the same snakes and darts out of the wall.
>If someone asked you if you were into the movie, you would have to say yes even though you’ve seen Indian Jones too much.
>”Oh my god!”  rainbro yelled as the boulder dropped from the ceiling and began rolling after Daring do.
>At this point she was hugging tightly to you in anticipation and you were doing the same. You notice your bros wings are hard as rock yet again. Must be the tension from the movie.
>Both of you release the hug and let out a sigh of relief as Daring Do dusted herself off after getting away from the boulder.
>Near the end of the movie, you realize that you are both significantly less drunk than on a normal movie night.
>The movie ends and rainbow immediately turns to you.
>”You wana know the best part Anon?”
>Shrug your shoulders. Sure, why not.
>”There’s a whole series of books written for the character. Even better, I have all of them so you can borrow them!”
>You tell her that you’ll think about it.
>Apparently she doesn’t like that answer because her expression now looks like someone shot her turtle.
>You reassure her that you will read them at some point, but it may take a while.
>”Ok, good. Wouldn’t want you to miss out.”
>If your bro thinks their great, there must be at least something worthwhile in them.

>Tell Rainbro that you have a great idea.
>Since you didn’t get to go running in the morning because you felt like such shit, ask if she wants to go with.
>”Heck yah! I didn’t go either this morning.”
>With that, she carries you by the armpits back to the ground.
>”So, you wanna race again today? Promise I won’t use my wings this time.”
>Man, this is the best chance to show your bro what you got. Maybe even beat her and laugh.
>Reply that you’re going to beat her all day.
>”Oh, you’re on Anon. No way you’re going to beat me, nowhere near as fast as me.”
>Fuck, you’re going to make rainbow eat those words.
>You both get ready and once again, you can feel your legs tensing as you call out the ready, set.
>Yelling GO! Late at night might not have been the best idea. P0nies asleep and whatnot.
>It’s been a few minutes and you’re a quarter through the run. Rainbow turns back to you.
>”Hehe, you’re keeping up pretty well right now. Let’s see if you can keep up with this.”
>With that, she starts to pull ahead quickly.
>Time to pour in all yah got.
>That ain’t shit captain. Not helping at all.
>Rainbow pulls out of site. Oh well, she’ll just lord it over you when you finally reach your house.
>Not like she doesn’t deserve to anyways. Your bro is probably the fastest thing around.

>You realize in the final stretch that it’s pretty dark out. Can’t see your house very well.
>Look up and see it’s a new moon. Must be the reason.
>When you reach your house, you can’t see rainbow around. Must have got tired waiting for your slow ass.
>Oh well, she’ll be over tomorrow morning for the regular run time.
>Make your way into your house and do your regular routine before bed.
>In your room, you begin to change into your pajamas.
>For some reason, you feel like you’re being watched. Finish changing and go to look out the window.
>Holy shit, fucking pegasus flying outside the window. Whoever it was flies away quickly.
>Only one mare, Fluttershy probably saw you running past her house.
>Fluttershy must have thought you liked to be part of voyeur as well now.
>Fucking Fluttershy.
>Pull down the shade and hit the sac.
>When you wake up, you wake up to a room of darkness.
>You really need to remember to pull the shades down more often. So much better than ten tons of light when you first open your eyes.
>You do your morning rutine and hear a knock at the door.
>Open it up and see your rainbro.
>”Hey Anon, how are you this morning?”
>Tell her you’re feeling pretty good. You then ask her where she went last night.
>”Oh, I had to uh, go check on tank. I forgot to feed him before the movie last night.”
>Tell her that it’s cool. She destroyed you anyways.

>As you two jog into town, you tell her about Fluttershy last night.
>A small blush forms on her face and her wings look like they are tensing up again.
>”Oh really. Man, that Fluttershy is pretty crazy…”
>Laugh about it and tell her you’re just going to have to keep your guard up.
>You two head to sugarcube corner. Probably a good idea to give your new employers your business now anyways.
>Dash walks in ahead of you.
>”HEY DASHIE!”
>The all pink mare runs up to dash with that regular full of energy style. Not a day in your life here have you not seen her like that.
>”So tell me dashie, you finally say anything to Anon?”
>Dash just nudges pinkie hard and leans over to say something in her ear.
>”Oh Anon! Didn’t see you hiding back there.”
>Ask her what see was saying about dash not telling you something.
>”Oh, nothing silly filly. Let’s get you two something to eat.”
>It’s like pinkie can read your mind.
>You and rainbow sit at a table off to the side and get your regular pancakes.
>Too much heaven in these.
>Ask “dashie” what pinkie was talking about.
>Her head nearly goes up in flames from you calling her dashie and her wings went full stone now.
>”U-uh, don’t worry about it Anon. Doesn’t really matter.”
>Whatever you say bro.

>The silence hangs in the air as you finish your meals.
>You both get up to leave.
>Ask her if she’s got any new tricks that she needs someone to judge.
>”Buck yah I do! We can go to the park and I’ll show you one or two.”
>With that, you both head off to the park.
>A nice day to sit around in the park and watch your best bro do her thing.
>Those wonderbolts are insane not to let her in yet.
>She barrel rolls and lands in front of you.
>”So what did you think Anon? I tried to use my filly flash for the first time.”
>Ask her why the wonderbolts haven’t taken her yet.
>She blushes once again and the wings stay up. That’s been happening way too much lately.
>”Thanks Anon. I dunno why.”
>Ask her if she wants to go out to eat instead of eating the garbage at your house.
>”Yah, where to?”
>Tell her you want to change it up. Not the regular bar food.
>Offer to go to a nice sit down place.
>”I-I guess so.”
>You make your way back in to two with her, the silence is hanging in the air.
>To break it, you ask her how many times she’s set in tape of her flying to the wonderbolts.
>”A ton. But recently, I’ve been sending less in.”
>Ask her why. Normally she tries her hardest to get what she wants.
>”Oh, I’ve just kinda been distracted.”
>Must be getting tougher at work. From her place, it looks like she’s doing fine financially though.
>Finally, you reach your destination. They seat you and you both get the salad  to start.
>You order the vegetable stir fry.
>”I’ll get the same too.”
>After the waiter leaves, you ask your bro whats up with the choice in food.
>”I got tired of heyburgers and wanted to try something new. Sue me.”
>Light chat through dinner that really didn’t matter.
>Near the end, you tell your rainbro she should come over and watch some movies again.
>”Sure, sounds great.”
>You pay for the meal because you owe your bro from all the help she’s given you in the past week.
>”Thanks Anon.”
>Both of you jog back to your house to make up for the round way trip that you didn’t do this morning.
>You let rainbow pick the movie that you’re going to watch while you go to make popcorn.
>Make popcorn and get some sodas to drink.
>Doesn’t feel like a drinking night unless your bro wants some.
>You make your way back to the living room to see what she picked out.
>Mother fucking Juno?
>Ask your bro why she picked some mushy shit to watch. You thought she wasn’t into that stuff.
>”Kinda like dinner. Just wanted to try something new for a change.”
>Eh whatever. You throw it in the DVD player and start it up.
>As the movie plays on, you notice your bro starting to lean on you. Must have been more tired than you thought.
>You see that her wings are once again in the upright most position.
>Fuck it, maybe you can help your bro out.
>You check to see if she is awake and oddly, her eyes are wide open with pink touching her cheeks.
>Tell her that you were talking to twilight a few days ago about her wings.
>”O-oh. And what did she say?”
>Continue that she said it was because of stress. You also tell her that when someone on your planet/universe had stress, they usually got a massage because it wasn’t a good thing to keep muscles tense.
>Tell her that if she’s comfortable with it, you could hook her up and help relax her wings.
>The heat coming off her face could rival Celestias sun.

>”O-oo-k”
>With that, she turns her back to you and you begin to rub her wings.
>Didn’t you do this one other time? Well, whatever. Main reason is to help your bro.
>The fucks given about the movie are 0 at this point by both of you.
>As you move your hands gingerly up and down the wings outer bone, you notice that she’s actually getting tenser.
>Ask if you’re doing something wrong.
>There’s just silence from rainbow. Guess that means you should stop.
>”W-why’d you s-stop?”
>Maybe not.
>Continuing your work, you rub the base of the wings with your thumbs. You swear you hear a moan or two as you move your fingers delicately through her feathers.
>Then, just as you’re about to give up, rainbow whimpers and her whole body goes slack dropping her to the couch.
>Ask if she’s alight.
>”Y-yah. Just-just that around here, massages like that aren’t usually as inten...”
>Plus one for having fingers and thumbs.
>You look at your bros face and see that she is asleep and in a state of pure bliss.
>You carry her up to your room and put her in the bed. Can’t let her realize how shitty the furniture is in your house compared to hers.
>You pull out the extra blanket and pillow and retreat to sleep on the couch.

>You are woken out of your sleep by the feeling of something light on top of you.
>Don’t freak out, if it is Fluttershy, you can catch them with the element of surprise.
>You crack one eye open to see… rainbow??
>Her eyes are closed.
>You watch as she leans her face in towards you. What is she doi…
>She kisses you very lightly on the cheek.
>All of your what.
>You swear to god that your life just wants to flip everything upside down right now.
>You notice tears in her face. She starts to whisper.
>”Why can’t you just notice. How come you don’t realize.”
>She plants a second kiss on your lips this time.
>Your mind is going insane.
>She flutters off of you and looks back as she returns to the bed upstairs.
>Well, there goes sleeping for the rest of the night.
>Every day with hanging with your rainbro is going to be awkward as fuck for you now.
>God damn it, you swear if Celestia did have powers to control the universe, she was just doing this to fuck with you.

>Morning takes forever to arrive.
>”Morning Anon. Wow dude, you don’t look so good.”
>Yah, didn’t really sleep very well last night.
>”Does that mean you don’t want to run today?”
>Tell her that you’re not really in the mood right now. You just wanna go to sleep.
>”Ok, don’t sleep through work.”
>With that, she’s off.
>You gotta go tell pinkie that you’re not feeling well and that you won’t be able to work today.
>You have some sleep to get and some thinking to do.

Continue on to Good Old Rainbro part 2.