出现！最后的京剧猫
The Last Beijing Opera Cats Appear!
三小时前…
Three hours ago…
卖鱼丸了
Fish balls for sale!
上好的猫砂
Good cat litter!
你们太慢啦
You guys are too slow!
没吃早饭跑不动呀
I can’t run before I’ve had breakfast
今天好多人呀
There’s a lot of people today
看那大大的鱼丸 好香呀
Look at that big fish ball! It smells good
还有那鱼尾烧卖
There’s also fish tail shu mai
好啦 别看了
All right, stop looking
一会就有了 谁让我们的粉丝多哪 嘿嘿
We’ll have it in a bit, because of how many fans we have [sarcastic], heh heh
唉 人那
Hey, there’s someone
这叫爪表 是我爸爸给我买的限量版
This is a paw watch. My dad bought me the limited edition
当太阳照射到这指针上 投影落到表盘上 就知道时间了
When the sun shines on this needle, the shadow on the dial tells you the time
我看看
Let me see
嘿嘿 土老帽 没见过吧
Heh heh, country bumpkin, haven’t seen one before, have you?
那晚上怎么看时间
So how do you tell the time at night?
要 要你管 嘿嘿 是不是羡慕嫉妒恨呀
N-none of your business [maybe “don’t you bother”], heh heh, aren’t you jealous
切 你确定你爸爸没蒙你 你往天上看看
Yeah, right. Sure your dad didn’t trick you? Look up at the sky
你看这天空整天飘满混沌
Look at the chaos floating around the whole sky
你们那儿怎么样
You there, how is it?
整个镇子都探查过了 没有发现什么
We’ve scouted the whole town. We haven’t found anything
可班主说了 今天咚锵镇天象导常 可能会有状况发生
But the boss said the heavens [astronomical phenomena] look normal above Dong Qiang [onomatopoeia for a drum and a bell] Town today. Something might happen. [this is probably wrong]
再找找
Look again
你看 阳光都投不进来 哪有什么投影啊
Look, the sun isn’t shining through. How is it going to cast a shadow?
嘿 我看是没人买 才限量吧
Hah, I bet no one else bought it, that’s why it’s a limited edition
大家还是去听我讲故事吧
Everyone come and listen to me tell a story
想看的快点来呀 晚了只能站后排啦
Come quick if you want to see. If you’re late you’ll have to stand in the back
咳咳 各位看官们 今天你们想听那段故事呀
Ahem. Dear listeners, what story would you like to hear me tell today?
三岔口
“At the Crossroads” [from Water Margin]
长坂坡
“The Battle of Changban” [from Romance of the Three Kingdoms]
京剧猫
“The Beijing Opera Cats”
既然大家都这么想 那咱们今天就将京剧猫的故事
Since everyone’s in agreement, today we’ll tell you the story of the Beijing Opera Cats
他本来也没想将别的
Of course, he never wants to tell any other story
好 那咱们就从京剧猫的始祖 修 开始讲起
All right. We’ll begin the story starting with the founder of the Beijing Opera Cats: Xiu
传说在很久很久以前
The legends say that long, long ago…
那时的猫土到处弥散着混沌
In those times the primordial chaos covered the Cat Lands everywhere
有一只叫做 修 的猫
There was a cat called Xiu
它可以抵御住混沌的侵蚀
He was able to withstand the corrosive [corrupting?] power of the chaos
他游走在猫土上
Wandering the Cat Lands
看到混沌之中那些痛不欲生的猫民们
he saw within the chaos cat folk suffering to death [suffering as to not want to live]
他的悲惨无助
He was tragically of no help
邪恶的混沌 它可以引着万物走向歧途
The evil chaos could pull any creature onto the wrong path
救命 快帮帮我
Help! Help me!
善良的修 因为无法拯救他们而痛不欲生
Kind Xiu wanted to die for not being able to help
就在他即将绝望的时候
Just as he was about to lose all hope
一道金光射向了他
a ray of golden light shone onto him
他追随着那道金光一路前行
He followed [went forward into] that ray of golden light
终于 他顺着那道金光
Finally, following the ray of golden light
发现了一面巨大的金锣
he discovered a gigantic golden gong
那就是原初锣
It was the Gong of the Beginning
修 一跃而起 敲响了它
Xiu leaped up in one bound and struck it
锣声震荡了猫土
The gong’s sound shook the Cat Lands
原初锣产生的力量 驱散了所有混沌
The power that arose from the Gong of the Beginning caused all of the chaos to disperse
阳光洒满大地
Sunshine fell upon all the great earth
猫土恢复了生机
The life force was restored to the Cat Lands
后来 修 收了十二名弟子
Afterwards, Xiu gained twelve followers
手 眼 身 步  唱 念 坐 打  纳 督 录 判
Shou, Yan, Shen, Bu; Chang, Nian, Zuo, Da; Na, Du, Lu, Pan [hand, eye, body, step; sing, read, sit, strike; accept, direct, record, judge. Should look up if these have some other meaning]
就这样建立了十二宗
Thus the Twelve Ancestors were assembled
这就是最初的京剧猫
These were the first Beijing Opera Cats
但是时间的混沌并没有被完全清楚
But the chaos had not been completely cleared at that time
一旦有猫 不小心吸食了残余的混沌
If a cat was not careful and was sucked in by the remnants of the chaos
就会变成魔物
it would turn into a monster
而唯一能拯救他们的就是
And the only ones who could save them were
京剧猫
The Beijing Opera Cats

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