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  1. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: Explain."
  2. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: He was being an asshole."
  3. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: Why did you threaten to throw him off a wall."
  4. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: Right I need more than that"
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  9. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: Alright, he denoted my ability to give advice to my friends, and told said friend that he shouldn't listen to the likes of me."
  10. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: I said. I quote."
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  15. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: So I told him what I was going to do."
  16. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: It's not a measure of biggest dick."
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  21. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: Don't react with violence."
  22. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: People seem to think."
  23. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: Never threaten a comrade."
  24. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: That these are threats."
  25. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: When people ask me what I will do if they continue to antagonize me."
  26. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: Right. SO throwing someone off a wall and jumping onto them isn't violence."
  27. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: I tell them, quite literally, what I am going to do."
  28. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: So let me get this straight."
  29. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: You have anger issues and find your actions acceptable at any means true to you."
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  34. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: No, what I have is a case of 'Fuck it-itis.'"
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  39. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: People, CONSTANTLY."
  40. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: Find a cure."
  41. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: Call me a cunt, threaten to kill me, etcetera etcetera."
  42. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: Its not acceptable."
  43. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: And then you come around telling me to deal with it."
  44. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: You report it to high commanding officers."
  45. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: Then do something about it Lance Corporal."
  46. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: Not act on it."
  47. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: I will."
  48. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: Good."
  49. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: Fuck up again its a blackmark."
  50. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: Anton."
  51. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: Oh boy, an 'X'."
  52. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: Don't you ever threaten to blackmark one of Specht's units."
  53. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: I've had 42 total in my career."
  54. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: You have no place there."
  55. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: Okmahlo."
  56. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: Thats amazing."
  57. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: You talk to him like that again I'll kill you myself."
  58. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: yeah?"
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  63. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: Learn your place."
  64. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: I'm about to make you learn yours."
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  68. CMO. Anton 'The Don' Alessi says "<:: Wait."
  69. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: Yeah?"
  70. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: Back off of him."
  71. CMO. Anton 'The Don' Alessi says "<:: What the fuck did I do?"
  72. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: Anton shut the fuck up."
  73. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: Maybe you should get your godamn facts straight."
  74. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: You don't ever threaten to blackmark anyone outside of your division."
  75. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: He said he'd get him Bm'd."
  76. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon yells "<:: OI."
  77. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon yells "<::
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  81. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: I repeat."
  82. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: Keep digging that hole."
  83. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: He said he'd GET HIM BLACKMARKED."
  84. ** CMO. Anton 'The Don' Alessi holds up his hand towards Amadeus. Taking a stepforward as he slings his weapon.
  85. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: NOT THAT HE WOULD BLACKMARK HIM."
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  90. CMO. Anton 'The Don' Alessi says "<:: Dipshit."
  91. CMO. Anton 'The Don' Alessi says "<:: If you would check the visor logs."
  92. CMO. Anton 'The Don' Alessi says "<:: You would see me stating."
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  98. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: I don't have access."
  99. CMO. Anton 'The Don' Alessi says "<:: that I would suggest- let me finish."
  100. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: Well then go find someone who fucking does."
  101. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: Nope."
  102. CMO. Anton 'The Don' Alessi says "<:: You would see that I would suggest to a PROPER NCO to blackmark him."
  103. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: Good, you're incompetent."
  104. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: I'll report your inability to investigate things in your division to JURY."
  105. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: Yeah?"
  106. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: Yes."
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  111. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: Right."
  112. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: Left."
  113. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: There won't be another chance Private."
  114. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: Learn your place."
  115. CMO. Anton 'The Don' Alessi says "<:: Bastion, shush."
  116. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: What're you gonna do?"
  117. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: I ain't gonna do shit."
  118. CMO. Anton 'The Don' Alessi says "<:: Itaru, learn how to lead."
  119. CMO. Anton 'The Don' Alessi says "<:: Being a hardass all the time will get you nowhere."
  120. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: Yeah, coward."
  121. CMO. Anton 'The Don' Alessi says "<:: Bastion."
  122. CMO. Anton 'The Don' Alessi says "<:: I said shut the fuck up."
  123. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: Im not being hard."
  124. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: Instead of hiding behind Budgies skirt, why don't you take some responsibility."
  125. CMO. Anton 'The Don' Alessi says "<:: Both of you are nit-"
  126. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: Im doing what my Sergeant Told me to do."
  127. CMO. Anton 'The Don' Alessi yells "<:: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP."
  128. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: No."
  129. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon yells "<:: ANTON I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL WHUP YOUR ASS TOO."
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  133. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: You won't be touching anyone."
  134. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: Ever."
  135. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: Your attitude isn't acceptable."
  136. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: I'll touch whoever the fuck I want to touch."
  137. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: No, you won't."
  138. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: Yes, I will."
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  143. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: If you have a true mental inability."
  144. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: Have Helix fix it."
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  149. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: Oh boy, I touched him."
  150. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: Better get that security team."
  151. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: Amazing you have a brain of your own."
  152. ** CMO. Anton 'The Don' Alessi pats the side of bastion's helmet.
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  157. ** Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon looks out into the wilderness.
  158. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon yells "<:: HOLY SHIT WE HAVE A HOMICIDAL MANIAC."
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  163. ** Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon removes a purple auto-injector from his jacket, quickly injecting it into his neck.
  164. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: Mmmph."
  165. ** Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon tosses it over his shoulder.
  166. CMO. Anton 'The Don' Alessi says "<:: Anywho."
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  171. CMO. Anton 'The Don' Alessi says "<:: Now that this is hopefully concluded."
  172. CMO. Anton 'The Don' Alessi says "<:: Bastion, you need to stop antagonizing."
  173. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: I don't antagonize shit."
  174. CMO. Anton 'The Don' Alessi says "<:: Itaru, you need to be more level-headed."
  175. CMO. Anton 'The Don' Alessi says "<:: Let me speak, please."
  176. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: As I said. I am level headed."
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  181. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: If this was personally from me, it'd be a lot worse."
  182. CMO. Anton 'The Don' Alessi says "<:: How quaint."
  183. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon says "<:: I -dare- you to touch me."
  184. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: I don't want a disease."
  185. ** CMO. Anton 'The Don' Alessi grumbles.
  186. ** Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon raises his fist, a loud whirring being heard as he puts it through the edge of the wall.
  187. CMO. Anton 'The Don' Alessi says "<:: I just want one day."
  188. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: Ooh."
  189. CMO. Anton 'The Don' Alessi says "<:: to go- Oh."
  190. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: Cute."
  191. ** Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon rips his arm upwards, breaking the steel as he returns it to its crossed position.
  192. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: Unfuck yourself Bastion. Before the Lieutenant and Captain get involved."
  193. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo says "<:: All I'm going to say."
  194. Pvt. Amadeus 'Bastion' Montandon yells "<:: Go ahead and get them involved!"
  195. LCpl. Itaru 'Nitro' Okmahlo yells "<:: Alright. Be right back."
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